Mar 30, 2017 2:22 PM
misterbookman
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professorpith3
look on the bright side the nightvale public library has like 30 copies of her biography so at lest they know who she is
NoImDirtyDan
Hellen Hunt > Jodie Foster
cogs
Oh, and Helen? You're also a lesbian now. Mazel tov.
HollyBabycakes
You didn't show Starbucks' reply! /a/RieRk
outlawjosey
At least it wasn't Renée
Iamadotdroppingbot
"One hot steaming bile juice for Judy Fuster pleezzz..."
DougForcett
http://imgur.com/BszCxur
Ferris Beuller, you're my hero
yuraf
What the hell of a coffee is that?
dapegeer12
Jodie ordered a 'drink' at Starbucks, she didn't say coffee.
Pattosaurus20xx
Didn't they start spelling people's names hilariously wrong so they would post Starbucks cups on social media?
RozzAMcGee
Swarley
SerialKitten666
Bro I can tell you they truly just suck at hearing and then spelling your name. My names only spelled right 1/10 times and it's not hard -.-
rando53
It's hard to hear in a noisy crowded store.
I wouldn't know, the only coffee I drink is in a black russian.
skelitor120
I never heard THAT but I heard a "Starbucks Challenge" where you give them your name but with weird spelling, "It's John, with an E." and --
--see what they come up with (IE "Joehn" "Johen" "Jeohn" "Johne")
AVerySpecificWaffle
Or ya know... Johnny
tropicalsunfish
My name always gets spelled wrong no matter what
DankS0uls
?
TwoCheese
His name is "wrong"
At least they spelled "Jody" correctly?
Zaranthan
TIL Helen Hunt is fucking my girlfriend while I'm deployed.
Wolfe65
Itd be an almost relaxing thought compared to the others
AwkwardKeming
Except they didn't, as you can see in the #JodieFoster
Hence the question mark. #sarcasm
Curse you internet for your lack of inflection!
Stackalee
I'd be more concerned about the frothing cup of piss.
smartcelt
Wow! It's perfect body temperature. Now that's skill!
FrigOffBoBandy
This made me snort in class
diarrehaisland
God... that made my day
Or, you know, green tea.
HyacinthBucket420
There's a difference?
CommentsWithGandalf
Same flavor
Green tea isn't frothy! That's clearly pee!
tybrosion
It's got lemonade in it, shut up.
Wyotee
As a former barista, it's green tea lemonade.
exguerrero
As a former astronaut, maybe it's Maybellene
SecretAgentNestleTollhouse
Green tea...or ZEN tea lemonade? ;)
daralingg
green tea is so good
teej4841
As a guy that pisses a lot, that looks like piss.
KeeperOfWind
blargedyblargedy
It must not be water you're drinking causing you to piss so much if your piss is that color.
Nah, I only drink Green Tea Lemonades.
professorpith3
look on the bright side the nightvale public library has like 30 copies of her biography so at lest they know who she is
NoImDirtyDan
Hellen Hunt > Jodie Foster
cogs
Oh, and Helen? You're also a lesbian now. Mazel tov.
HollyBabycakes
You didn't show Starbucks' reply! /a/RieRk
outlawjosey
At least it wasn't Renée
Iamadotdroppingbot
"One hot steaming bile juice for Judy Fuster pleezzz..."
DougForcett
http://imgur.com/BszCxur
outlawjosey
Ferris Beuller, you're my hero
DougForcett
yuraf
What the hell of a coffee is that?
dapegeer12
Jodie ordered a 'drink' at Starbucks, she didn't say coffee.
Pattosaurus20xx
Didn't they start spelling people's names hilariously wrong so they would post Starbucks cups on social media?
RozzAMcGee
Swarley
SerialKitten666
Bro I can tell you they truly just suck at hearing and then spelling your name. My names only spelled right 1/10 times and it's not hard -.-
rando53
It's hard to hear in a noisy crowded store.
Pattosaurus20xx
I wouldn't know, the only coffee I drink is in a black russian.
skelitor120
I never heard THAT but I heard a "Starbucks Challenge" where you give them your name but with weird spelling, "It's John, with an E." and --
skelitor120
--see what they come up with (IE "Joehn" "Johen" "Jeohn" "Johne")
AVerySpecificWaffle
Or ya know... Johnny
tropicalsunfish
My name always gets spelled wrong no matter what
DankS0uls
?
TwoCheese
His name is "wrong"
misterbookman
At least they spelled "Jody" correctly?
Zaranthan
TIL Helen Hunt is fucking my girlfriend while I'm deployed.
Wolfe65
Itd be an almost relaxing thought compared to the others
AwkwardKeming
Except they didn't, as you can see in the #JodieFoster
misterbookman
Hence the question mark. #sarcasm
AwkwardKeming
Curse you internet for your lack of inflection!
Stackalee
I'd be more concerned about the frothing cup of piss.
smartcelt
Wow! It's perfect body temperature. Now that's skill!
FrigOffBoBandy
This made me snort in class
diarrehaisland
God... that made my day
DougForcett
Or, you know, green tea.
HyacinthBucket420
There's a difference?
CommentsWithGandalf
Same flavor
Stackalee
Green tea isn't frothy! That's clearly pee!
tybrosion
It's got lemonade in it, shut up.
Wyotee
As a former barista, it's green tea lemonade.
exguerrero
As a former astronaut, maybe it's Maybellene
SecretAgentNestleTollhouse
Green tea...or ZEN tea lemonade? ;)
daralingg
green tea is so good
teej4841
As a guy that pisses a lot, that looks like piss.
KeeperOfWind
blargedyblargedy
It must not be water you're drinking causing you to piss so much if your piss is that color.
teej4841
Nah, I only drink Green Tea Lemonades.