ExtremeVaginalSprayer
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Aug 18, 2016 10:31 AM
ExtremeVaginalSprayer
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TekRandom
Did Linda Dee change her username?
2wired
European here. . . . . . WTF?
2wired
European here. . . . . . WTF?
FullMetalBitch
Don't worry we are wtf-ing too
ToiletLady
But where's the cheddar and popcorn?
AceMcTomb
F*cking disgusting... Learn to cook properly, damn you
mysterious666
Why popcorn?
NaomiDeplume
America is the only place in the world you can buy a "ranch packet."
Kungfoolery
I always downvoted tasty
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
Why? It's just crazy good food recipes.
Kungfoolery
I just don't want food showing up everywhere I am. It's not Instagram.
GoodOlCornholeJackson
He still does. But he used to, too.
NiQ420
Njio
Imagine doing this with Doritos
FullMetalBitch
Right? That's what I said. Cool Ranch? Yes please
ran93r
Instructions unclear, what do with second breast?
squishybaker
did that chicken do steroids as those are some big breasts.
Mekanismen
'Murica. Chicken breasts here are like four times bigger than what I was used to in Sweden.
slykip
That's disgusting
distances
Would not eat
ImNotDaredevil
Nearly all of these "tasty" recipe gifs are.
Okebel
Exactly! They didn't show if she washed her(assuming) hands after handling the raw chicken. Dont they know about salmonella?
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
I keep waiting for one of these gifs to include chopping off a finger with those terrible knife skills.
didntshootthedeputy
Why, what's wrong with it? Looks to me like she is holding onto the correct, non-pointy-sharpy end of it.
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
First, the fingers on her left hand are not pulled back and increases the chance of losing one. 1/2
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
2/2 Secondly, she's holding the knife by the back of the handle which will greatly reduce the amount of control over the blade.
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
3/3 You wanna choke up on the blade and hold it more forward to give you greater control over the blade and make cutting easier overall.
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Nikolai5
It bothers me when I can't actually see someone wash their hands after touching raw meat, especially chicken.
dempsas
The knife skills in all these videos are bloody atrocious. That and they are always the most basic crap...
altonbrowndeserveshisownmemefuckyouifyoudisagree
I actively root for them to cut themselves.
chefguy
That's about the worst cuting technique i seen. She will cut her fingers that way
altonbrowndeserveshisownmemefuckyouifyoudisagree
I hope she does.
JungleFella
Cheese cracker? No, I'm out!
phyzzx
Yeah screw Cheese Nips, its Cheezits or nuthin.
MethelyneBlue
What if you used Doritos?
lvsv
God I miss cheeze its
lvsv
Cheezits**** dammit
darkpoter
Use gold fish then!
ohnocatnado
But I'll eat them all before I can crush them up!
darkpoter
Right, then you just stir fry the chicken!
wellwhynot
Nacho Cheese Doritos?
Berlinthebattleturtle
Yes.
madrussian190
For the love of God! Do NOT cut raw chicken on a wooden board!! FFS!
darkpoter
ok, i thought i was the only one these days who thought that was insane! To clean it properly you would have to destroy it.
prestidigination
Scientists in food safety disagree with you Wood has natural antibiotic properties and is safer than vinyl or plastic when properly cleaned
IMayOrMayNotWriteSometimes
Cutting meat on a wooden board is fine. The bacteria doesn't penetrate the wood enough to protect it from soap and water.
Mekanismen
Been using a bamboo cutting board for about 6 months, we cut chicken on it all the time. Lo and behold; we're still alive!
wellwhynot
Salmonella's not a big deal for most folks. You probably want to be careful around babies/toddlers and immunocompromised, but otherwise, eh.
SturgySturges
Yeah idiots who would even do that. I totallllly knew this *awkwardly laughs*
Doc7orWe1rd
Why are we afraid of everything?
graehall
When you use that many premade and processed ingredients it feels a little, like you're not really cooking?
sonicseaweed
I don't know about this... There was no click-click testing of those tongs. unnerving
BuckinCrazy
Dem calories tho
ShitSteve0Says
When I first read the title I honestly thought they were gonna make popcorn with chicken in it.
tiberius2552
This person's cutting technique erks the shit out of me, you're gonna lose a finger
yourbible
Wow, that looks (puts on shades) Tasty!
AfroSamuraiRM
Wow, that looks (takes off shades)
BewareOfBOB
....you tried
DeDutchDudeDatDoes
But .... that username ...
ArmsOfTheAngelFUCKTHATS
make these chicken bits and you can be one too
BobbySilva
HAHAHAH!
EinUsernameFuerAlleDieDieDeutschVerstehen
Weird, indeed.
JustKermit
I went from wanting to try this to just disturbed....
puppyfart
Haha just as I was telling my bf "we're eating this today" ......, "o"
avi8tor
TASTY !
envytin
Username... Why I am now only thinking is person behind he or she...
DerogatoryDegenerate
I'm not hungry anymore
jt005
Shhhhh....just let it happen
wtrimble
That's the secret ingredient!
Scubasteve0571
So that's how you get the breading to stick....
ScaryScarab
EWWWW +1
Burlybear45
OMG +1
iEatCats
I am in a meeting at work...you made me laugh historically. Good thing we're only talking about missing our deadline.
Jigsaw68
Lol, you're gonna be in shit
ScaryScarab
and now you're missing the meeting
TimeFoDat
I'm sure they're delicious but I've made very delicious fried chicken with simpler ingredients and about 1/3 of the calories.
TimeFoDat
The buttermilk and Cheez-its are unnecessary here and the ranch packet isn't going to infuse that much flavor, just adds a ton of salt.
AntiWormMeasures
Especially if you're just gonna dip it in even more ranch afterwards...
AfroSamuraiRM
Don't forget the ranch spices and the ranch-tipped cutting knife. Ranch-tipped weapons do 12 EXTRA DAMAGE MAN ITS A WIN WIN!!!
PencilvesterStallone
Step 1: learn how to properly use a knife
amothertruckingunicorn
Her left hand isn't in a fist form while cutting. How to get cut.
consty
the way that person cut the chicken was painful to watch, in more than one way
Fortune540
My only thought when I saw her grip on the knife
altonbrowndeserveshisownmemefuckyouifyoudisagree
FUCK!!! Thank you!! Shit
phyzzx
I'm pretty sure the chicken got cut but I'm going to wait for the gif to loop anyway. Yep. They used the knife properly.
TehStoner
No, the knife did its job properly, but the user did not user did not use the knife properly
TehStoner
Aside from how it was held (which is an acceptable way, just not ideal) she didn't tuck in her fingers and used a sawing motion to cut.
magneticgumby
While not my preferred method for personally holding a knife, it's not wrong. The person could choke up a little, but that's "acceptable".
TigerofDoom
Please Make a Tutorial or something. I never had someone teach me how to cut, sharpen and choose the Knife correctly.
TehStoner
I'll do my best to get something pulled together this weekend, though each one of the those is a nice long post in itself.
TehStoner
What do you want me to start on?
TigerofDoom
Sry for the late Answer: How to properly sharp a knife, what is a Good Knife, What are the different shapes for and how to properly cut...
TehStoner
Ok, each of those is a post in and of itself
TigerofDoom
... without cutting your fingers.
Getthecottonoutofyomouth
So now you can get fat without the convenience of going to a fast food restaurant
AfroSamuraiRM
ehhh....but...the kitchen is still... *heavy breathing* ....so far away.....
FullMetalBitch
At least you worked for it?
Getthecottonoutofyomouth
Me? Hey, hey don't involve me I'm a healthy eating french girl.
FullMetalBitch
My husband would stab me in the eye with a chopstick if I ever suggested such an atrocity
Getthecottonoutofyomouth
just tell him your eye is not for food and that he needs to be patient; the wings are almost ready.
FullMetalBitch
Haha!
SquintEastwood
Thank you, @ExtremelyVaginalSprayer. These look scrumptious!
Moobbles
So, Nifty on Facebook.
KingSaltLord
*Extreme
Squarcle
Thanks proper tasty on facebook
Squeezit
I wonder if they ran out of room in their bio, cause I've commented on their username twice
CaptainMuricas
Yes but are they Scrumdillyumptious?
ArtSparkle
Wow usernames intensified
PhilTheGoron
Your username is still my favorite. :D
BukkakeRider3000
So many great usernames to choose from.
kingswimmer111288
Am I the only one who noticed you spelled the username wrong?
AnbaricDragon
Nope
blak
There are at least two of us
Hyippy
Yes
Kamunari
Bleeegh, not too hungry anymore
BowlDestroyer
I'm now even hungrier
LazyTheAssCat
I'm suddenly quite hungry >;)
DMGuy
I'm actually hungrier.
Brad2217
Me neither, just thirsty.
LegalBeagal
Aww yesss
Kamunari
Deeeyuum c;
YouLostTheGameAgain
Pussy
Kamunari
You are what you eat my friend
YouLostTheGameAgain
Good save haha
ConfirmologistUK
Explains why he's such a dick.
AnEvilGenius
"Ranch packet?!" What a lazy fucking recipe.
cklepper
Exactly my thinking.
MrWolfwood
its from tasty the fuck do you expect, effort?
farwall
What is it?
SunfishHero
That might be the point.
gregclark1
Every American recipe is like this buy a tin of X , a packet of y . Is that even cooking ?
MrMeems
You're already adding buttermilk. Using real ranch sauce is just excessive.
Moguntia
What is ranch packet anyway? I have no idea
GooseGuy99
A packet of powdered ranch dressing, you add it to sour cream and milk to make dressing, or you can omit milk for dip, use it in cooking,etc
umbigo
I was wondering why everything in these recipes comes in a packet...
fuckingtnuc
Well, probably because the recipes are for people that are busy or interested in doing other things. But I feel ya
umbigo
Also, I think there are much more flavour packets in the US than in Europe...
esbo
This looks disgusting in general.
Superfastsheep
Most of those recipes are. Store-bought-fucking-everything.
PBandJaya
Well, for a lot of people that can be convenient! Esp. people who don't have a huge budget or live in food deserts
wellwhynot
I feel like people who react to a cheese cracker ranch popcorn chicken gif probably aren't doing a lot of scratch cooking.
Superfastsheep
Maybe they should try
flamingflamingo
Rather buy a ranch packet than a bunch of ingredients I'll only use part of while the rest go to waste.
complimentpin
agreed this isn't haute cuisine
gregclark1
Assembling pre packaged stuff isn't really cooking is it ?
SomewhatOxygenated
Technically, onions and potatoes are pre-packaged by nature
gregclark1
That's what I think when I see a pack of Cheetos . It's technically a potato minus the taste vitamins and nutrients
flamingflamingo
Cheetos are made of corn.
icookfoodandfightfire
well what spices would you use to reproduce the flavors of that ranch packet?
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icookfoodandfightfire
cant really cook with that, the heat does bad things to it. Curdles and separates in the oil which does not make for tasty food
iamthisguy247
Umm...ranch spices?
blitherypoop
Powdered buttermilk, dill, parsley, garlic, onion, and black pepper.
glunderberry
Regular milk, powdered butter
squip
Thanks!
viktoavegas
Tanks
icookfoodandfightfire
that may be traditional ranch but compare that to what most people know as Ranch and they wouldnt recognize it
blitherypoop
Add a fuck ton of salt and maybe a little red pepper and it'd be pretty much the same thing.
clln86
And a load of MSG
bryst
I work for a spice company literally making this kind of shit. Hes not far off from the recipe.
Eichimaru
That's pretty interesting. Tell me more? Or maybe make a post about it! :D