From boulder to sculpture of mom

May 11, 2016 2:32 PM

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Vinnie Jones changed his career?

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Oh yeah? Well i can make a paper airplane

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Art. -Not even once.

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Expected dickbut. Was disappointed

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It seems we've found @theBOULDER

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No one? Vinnie fucking Jones!

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Tough men love their Mamma's.

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HTF is that even possible? That is some insane skill there...

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He takes her for granite.

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So she's a stone cold bitch?

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She has always been his rock.

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@THEBOULDER

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Wow! That's amazing!

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Mama's boy.

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That's a really fancy headstone.

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Eastern Europeans hate to smile, don't they?

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THAT MOM ROCKS

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So that's what Bullet Tooth Tony is up to these days.

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Bullet? Tooth? Tony? - You can call me Susy if it makes you happy.

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@TheBOULDER

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Was expecting a dickbutt.

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Well he got the look of disappointment right

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No safety goggles? You're going to put your eye out.

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It's literally 4 years since I made this comment. What's your deal? Do you love me?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy Mother's Day from The BOULDER!! Eat a rock.

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dude. you disappeared ages ago. how have you been?

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I have to admit I've taken you for granite

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Eastern Europe? Fence confirmation. Eastern Europe.

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Shouthern Brazil where men like other men that's cool for them

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Track pants? I'm saying Russia.

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more like pants confirmation.

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I thought it was Jim Stoppani at first..

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I was with you on Eastern Europe. It felt like a certainty.

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Dude even looks slavic af

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Fuckin blasting rock shards toward your face with an axe and no form of safety gear. Eastern Europe.

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Or east Texas with that fence

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Heh, i thought it was Awstraya.

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South of Brazil actually, here's their facebook page https://www.facebook.com/jardimdasesculturas/photos/?tab=album&album_id=697591936965319

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The statue is drinking mate. I'm from south of Brazil and we drink it here a lot. We call it chimarrĂ£o or just mate.

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That's a nice boulder.

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That artist rocks.

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Was that a fucking pun?!

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his mother definitely took his work for granite. That's one hell of a tribute!

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Plus one for the dad joke

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His mom has a rockin body!

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Oh I get it.

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FOR GRANITE? DONT YOU MEAN FOR GRANTED?! LMAAOOO

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Whoosh!

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oh man... i guess you've got me between a rock, and a hard place hah.

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I just made a similar reply to someone's pun let's see if imgur has caught on yet

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Gneiss pun.

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It's good schist.

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Tuff crowd

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I thought the detail would be bolder.

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God damn it. Boulder.

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Mother fucker! Boulder. (You're right)

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He just chiselled away all the parts of the stone that didn't look like his mother.

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-Ken M

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I'll never look at a statue or sculpture the same.

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I'm in a meeting and just burst out laughing. That's brilliant

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...Well you're not wrong.

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...That's thinking outside the box.

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and all that remains must be the truth

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That's like when I paint I just put paint where it will look good & when I play music I just play the good notes

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This comment is maddening

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- Colonel Trautman.

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@

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"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free" - Michelangelo

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I'm reminded of Sword of Truth.

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"Mom doesn't have these lumps on her breasts. Better chisell those off"

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How to cure breast cancer.

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That's how I do wood carving. Everything that isn't part of what I need is removed. And then superglued back on when I mess up

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lol

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http://imgur.com/UwoIq37 That little stripe on its ear and antler are pretty much pure glue. Superglue is my hero

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That is actually really cool. Nicely done!

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Ah, thankie :3

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