YeetusDeleetusIGotAFeetus
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Mar 25, 2019 9:09 PM
YeetusDeleetusIGotAFeetus
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Rifneno
Oh the
Kaplar
Degree of harm? I mean I'd punch the pregnant one of it and the baby lived.
acktually
Utilitarianism
tonybrio3000
"Could", is not a sure thing though.
liketheeggs
Does that make me the manatee or the manator?
ToasterStrooder
This is why protecting the environment is so difficult.
Maldraek
Is the voice for this character Jon Stewart? Because he looks like buff Jon Stewart.
samsoniteson2000
DancePantsFranceWants
You need to be careful asking this kind of thing. This is the kind of question that would make a robot explode.
CreepyPhlox
This is what I imagine @SeeThroughCanoe is like, haha!
daily3
ThePerro
Oh the huge manatee!
HenryHolmes101
Stupid Sea Cows
Teganrose1
It depends on the age of the manatees. If they are adolescents, definitely save them. They can produce more than the baby which would take
Teganrose1
Time to mature, and may die from predation before it even can
ballpeenX
Manatees are vegans.
beastofburidan
Well here we go killin again
ParadigmShiftingWithoutAClutch
I wonder how manatee tastes?
trollprozac
People always say the simpsons is dead etc. But they continue to come up with gems.
Nimduh
slotheroll
humanmeatshield
how you gonna watermark Simpsons dialogue
santaeufemia
Multi. Track. Drifting.
TheRicM
ParryLost
ForeverVoteless
Aww... He ignores all the rules to save ever- Oh! Oooh!
ralphwiggles
keep an eye on that future serial killer
JLaP01001
What if one of the manatees you save becomes manatee hitler and attempts to exterminate the otters?
kerouazy
Dont the otters control underwater media? I dont believe this....I just thought it a good joke....what a world we live in
711isAnInsideJob
I don't know what I would dugong in that situation
ucatione
Dugong on...
AlxEverett
Really kind of reaching there my man-atee
YouL0stTheGame
Dugong dimmadome, owner of the dimadale dimmadome
Mayokopp
DUGONG! DUGONG! IT'S THE COW OF THE SE-E-EA! DUGONG! DUGONG! ALSO KNOWN AS THE MANATEE!
JohnnieTheShrubber
PiratePeter
Your comment has made me happy. Hope you don't mind if I give you a +1 You magical creature.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
I...I have cuttlefish
MeSoErnie
I LOVE LAMPREYS!
elpolloloco11
LOOK INTO MY EYES!!!!!!! *pushes trigger button*
akaRustyShackleford
They're not mermaids, they're dugongs!
DapperDanMan94
usersubbordercontrol
How badly harmed? One injured life to save two lives? Like, organ donors do it all the time.
kilmore
raped
2shortplanks
Wait...what? They don’t kill organ donors to get their organs!
netflixandwine
But he said injured not killed... surgery to remove a kidney injures you but wouldn’t kill you
KiraOHara
Gotta remember that there's also living donation, like when they take part of the liver. It will regrow!
MoistenedPenguin
Well, when my buddy donated his heart he didn't survive. Or maybe it was the accident...
SexualConsent
Let me introduce you to the Albanian mob bud
supercoolfresh
How bout you just don't hurt any manatees because wtf?
possiblyablackguy
so you'd let 2 manatees die? double wtf
YeetusDeleetusIGotAFeetus
lmao
OlOneEyeTheScienceGuy
But what if the only way to save 2 manatees is to harm the 3rd?
swagb98623
And what if the 3rd is preggo?
dalaiyoda
These are the questions that keep me up at night.
OlOneEyeTheScienceGuy
Would you kill a baby manatee if you knew it would grow up to be manatee Hitler?
swagb98623
Depends why it became that. Was he jealous of a Jewish manatee? keep them apart. Can I time travel to just before it becomes manatee Hitler?