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Accidentally French-kissing a dog
Dec 9, 2016 4:26 PM
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SamoniusNightbringer
That is no way to talk about that vet tech.
POLO314
Y can't I accidentally French kiss a hot girl, and not get in trouble for doing so
TheImp1ication
That dogs gotten farther than ive ever gotten.
JoltsparkDragonfire
Same
ErinFromTheOffice
AWolfWithShades
@Bestialityisthebest
IsThisTit
I kissed a girl and I liked it... The taste of her cherry chapstick - dog probably.
XeArg
shakedownblues
ZaphodBbx
"Accidentally..." -- ;)
ivegotstupidvision
rawdog
*And got caught....may not be your first Im guessing.
Flyndaran
I was invited to a party and it was mentioned that there may be a woman "dog lover" there. I declined to go as I would've called the cops.
Hotyr
Username checks out.
AnxiouslySarcastic
http://imgur.com/Ufwx4Q4
ZeeX10
Damn OP that was ruff. Chick aint exactly cute but I wouldn't call her a dog.
DarthNalgas
The look in his eyes... That was no accident.
iHaveAthingForPineapples
I call that look the "cow eyes"
EmotionallyMagnificient
"accidentally put peanut butter on my shame cave"
Howdidjadewdat
EEEEeeezzzeeee tiger
TedTheMan
Still . would .
ElelSiggir
That's not how the dog tells it.
Smigions
Sure
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MEL357
Who's a bad girl?
CrimsonPhantom677
this needs more points
MEL357
That's what I keep sayin!
DerpyDuck1
Who takes pictures with their tongue out?
Flyndaran
Einstein?
NoDanaOnlyZuuuuul
Kids nowadays
DerpyDuck1
COOLCANADIAN
Beastality
Flyndaran
Not sure is some odd pun, but just in case, the word is bestiality.
snotcaulk
More of a portmanteality.
imgur990
http://imgur.com/kAtUm42
Tinebra
Still more clean that what's in human mouth by default.
ChErRyPOPPINSaf
now everyone pushing my glass to the side like i got ass mouth.
666centsally
So glad my dogs don't lick faces..
no01
lovestospoon
kakashisense420
Most accurate description of what happens behind close doors.......
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
*closed
Codedependent
Why does a dog lick your face? To get the taste of asshole out of his mouth.
burgerandy
I thought they licked asshole to get rid of the taste of your mum.
Codedependent
Although, for many imgurians, that'd probably make his mouth taste more like asshole.
imtheghostofme
Oh wow sick burn mate coolio except nobody here really cares.
mratio
HalphPint
Ross2075
And you liked it
UncleNeganiscominghomefordinner
Hope her boyfriend don't mind it.
MyCaruba
The taste of her rawhide chewstick.
Fritalci
Dog was wearing cherry Chapstick
itsyaboyDC
Dog knows what hes doing.
AnOceanOfStars
Girl doesn't know where dog's tongue has been.
AGermanShepherd
Damn right I do.
bed1am6666
So did the animal.
Leajjes
He looks a little scare -- not sure if this bold move will pay off.
SatansLeftNipple
11/10 would play sick puppy again to lick the tongue
CarlitoPagina
She did too.
AlphaQueueBeta
AuroraNora33
Oh...MY GOD
LANIMUS04
@OP is a fox
TheJonatron
I don't care what the downvotes say, you won Lanimus04.
LANIMUS04
What's the problem lol, she is attractive right? I don't think I'm being gross
armorhide406
Yeah, it's better than saying things like "LOL TITS" or something of the like. It was punny
Arbiten
AdmJota
I feel like an image of Jake would have been more contextually appropriate.
SimplyViking
NotDevin
Esnoopydo
Krysonox
Fucking love that movie
JetSetGo
iappreciategoodpuns
ILovePolarBears
DaveBobert36
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IfYouDontFinishYourCommentIWill
SatansLeftNipple
*winking intensifies*
MrCorioliss
vellichords
DeathRazor213
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malorn13
Yes that is anime
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malorn13
I know. I was just being an ass
throwawayacct1951
"Accidentally"
vrflyer
Beat me to it, quotes & all !
LennyFace
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EarlAB900
*fap*
TalosGuideUs
Lol
UrbanGermanBourbon
"French"
degenerator
That dog had a plan all along.
ClitKicker87
@BestialityIsTheBest
Smushalush
exactly my thoughts. Like I accidentally whacked off 4 times last night. I hate it when that happens
BulletDuck52
Damn you beat me to it!
TerraformTrent
For me, this gif will be forever associated with TJ "Henry" Yoshi.
EnvelopeOfDoom9000
"I kissed a girl, and I liked it..."
chewybrian
Would have been very sad if this was not the top comment.
sendstufftomyinbox
What else has she accidentally done.
Sturdycrotch
She accidentally a whole flesh light
Sugarcrotch
A donkey show
AlizardLickingACheerio
Not me
TheGarbageCollector
Was I an accident too momy ?
P4G3x0Fx5P4C3
Yes
Huehuehueheueh
Red rocket
EST1996
Accidentally put peanut butter down there
ArcofDarkness
........strayx...........
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"Accidentally" French kissed a dog.
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reesareesa
Case in point.
iHveNoCleverName
who is this google image search has failed me
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
aphallatosis
@beastialityisthebest did I get the name right? This is my first time summoning him.
aphallatosis
Or her!!!
JetSetGo
Biglebowski748
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
throwawayacct1951
I...um....huh
adster98
She's starring in bestiality porn so that people looking to have sex with animals can see how good the dogs are, then the people adopt.
ThisIsNotABeedrill
Gives new meaning to "whose a good boy"
SpecialProjectY
Well, is it?
Buckbeak1486
Thank you for spelling bestiality correctly.
GaseousMaximus
Can confirm, i now have two. Protip. Get peanut butter as well.
LittleAldy
lawl
NoForethought
I mean.. I know you can get away with saying anything on the internet, but must you?
chinesefingerhut
Yes
SpecialProjectY
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!