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Ivan...Ivan... Viktor! Look....Magic porridge
Russia is a Magic Country
Feb 22, 2017 1:33 PM
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Russia is a Magic Country
IcandowhateverIlike
The second season of Stranger Things looks amazing
FluentPenguin
The new season of Stranger Things looks to have suffered some set backs.
BobThePeanutOfficial
The sassiest plate slap ever
Boltact
I went from a super serious post to a super silly post. Gotta love imgur.
titsfortroops
Their table ware looks like they are in preschool, not military. Never change Russia.
SquiggleBerries
wrekkaflair
YOU'RE AS COLLLLD AS ICE
mikeatike
The eye contact and straight face makes this amazing.
thelefthandN7
His delivery is absolutely on point.
Esemvii
Oh god, and I thought it was just the US Navy that regularly employed magicians as cooks. Literally watched a cs burn boiled broccoli.
vanella
He kinda cute and funny
YouDunMessedUpAARon
@onlyporridge would not approve
bab73
REPOST!!
gestaltist
Not only. He cut the vid short, too, for no good reason.
Spartan132
Man..... I'd rather hitup burger night at the nursing home.
bloodling94
Is that negasonic teenage warhead? :O
HutchTheClutch
My life feels somehow improved after watching this.
nrdcosta
What do they Putin that stuff?
JakeTheGinge
thedogemperorofmankind
from reddit: "Anyone know what kind of food that was?" - "Пюре" (It looks like you wrote "nope" but phonetically what you wrote would be
crapolacoaster
Instead of mashed potatoes it looks more like cooked mashed peas
thedogemperorofmankind
pronounced "Puree" as in, blended food. Russian for mashed potatoes.) https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5vgm8f/only_in_russia/
Youguysmademyday
FapitalistPig
Cold polenta with a side of nothing.
Canonical
God I hate polenta. Romania was torture for me
TooLazyToPostAnythingOtherThanComments
when he tapped it on the table i 100% expected send nudes
BoozeHound001
You're a wizard sergei
Total911
Trying to decide if male or female but it really doesn't matter.
DoctorDon
Military grade food
waylenwarren1
He looks like he's 1000% done
hoboranger
thanks for the comment black twitter
OffendedSkeleton
In Soviet Russia, yellow mystery food eat you
NewtSmooth
Almost as much as the food
Bradandboujee
Anyone in any military will have that face.
sauerteig
Can confirm.
adaylateandaeuroshort
good' ol soldier's face
Daquuan
Eating diarrhea gives you diarrhea.
alatriste2
Ivan, don't play with nutrition paste!
BiteMyShinyMetalTopComment
His dedication to the straight face is something I think all cultures can admire.
link117318
I swear. So many ppl are reposting today
yuyufan43
The fact that he kept eye contact while smacking the bottom of the plate was funny. He clearly can trust that food to stay cemented on.
Dreigiau
It's much easier when you bear in mind that you actually have to eat that if you don't want to starve.
mpsnlSpaceSmasher
You'd have a grim sense of humor too if you had to eat that every day
Kalid19
Maintain eye contact. Assert dominance.
NotACanadian
He's smiling in Russian
ArcherGifs
Probably because he realized he's still going to eat it.
Hasina116
Hes super sexy with that face lol
iamkarlpilkington
He definitely needs two Asian guys on either side of him going "Oohhhhhhh!!"
OnlyPostsGetRekt
If I got food like that my face would be straight as well
DoingItWrongSince1980
In any other country it would be. But Russia outlawed being gay.
YouCanHateMeNow
Glory To Arstotzka!
AgentTempest
Shit army food is nothing to laugh about
Buckbeak1486
I saw a slight smirk as he was doing that.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
He's dedicated to a straight face because a gay one would get kicked in in Russia.
ItsUncleSam
I think he's just astonished at the bullshit food he got, and this is his "really" face.
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
Wordless sarcasm made me laugh.
MsGrowl
He's got that Mona Lisa smile.
SexyMcSugarTits
Top comment from last time. lol
MrSnippyyy
I checked the replies just to see if someone pointed this out. Glad I wasn't just going crazy
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Dude I had a deja vu thing going on in my mind till I read this comment :D
MakeMeStarlit
Face is priceless
TheBestRussian
Confirm. This is my dad's face always.
Kalid19
Maintain eye contact. Assert dominance.
133shadow
Pretty sure he wasn't trying and that's just his face.
eetsumkaus
you could see him holding back the smile. Impressed he was able to do it for that long actually
MildInconvenience
Yep. Would you be smiling if that was your dinner?
Exactually
Panzerhund3
Chimneyville7
That's exactly what I thought of, haha
JuniperJupiter
Something's fucky!
pattyymac
I love this guy
poppinfresh92
Please! I forgot who that is
Malkozaine
Some Russian dude.
Isweartogodthecatmademedoit
Russian dude... Search red21 magic.
girlgimmiethatWOOWOO
.
bellyrubsforall
truk8280
Can I have the sauce for this?
bellyrubsforall
It's a tomato based
SweetGroverCleveland
I think he's on YouTube under Red21
xgongiveittoyaa
..........
igor3696
whats his yt acc
igor3696
danke
suchaniceguy
RED21
theIndianaJonesofRandomMode
Red21
BlaueBlume
What is the magic? I feel like there is something missing.
wantondisregard
Just checked on pc and it's way longer, must be a mobile issue
Horstenbaum
For me opening the image in a new tab and shortening it to a .gif worked.
Broklond
works like that, thank you
raspberry
He's acting like he's doing a magic trick, but it's really just the shitty food sticking to the plate like epoxy.
wantondisregard
Same here, all i see is him moving his hand over it and then it loops to the start
whyisitsohardtochoseafuckingusername
It's a 42 second clip for me...
BobbyBobbston
This is only half the clip. Why the heck is this on FP.
meksi
i feel like this is some kind of conspiracy where everyone pretends like the clip is complete
meksi
maybe because everyone has seen it when it was posted for the first time!
RepostStatistics
Imgur is buggy. The gif works:
BlaueBlume
This is still the same gife. Guy showing his plate, moving his hand over it. Repeat.
RepostStatistics
Must be some strange app thing then. For me the Video in this thread is cut short while the gif version is not.
nosaucesbutapplesauces
Normally when you flip a bowl of food, tap it, fork it, flip it again, the food comes out. The "magic" is that it stayed in the bowl.
BlaueBlume
Okay I can only see him showing the plate and moving his hand over it
nosaucesbutapplesauces
Trying to show how crappy military food is.
LazyBunnyKiera
Girl is thicker than a russian what ever the fuck that is. Which is a bit too thick.
Allomancer88
Read this is Russian accent, it make better!
DanglingNuts
KevinBhall
brilliant.
TryingNotToComment
Mashed poratoes
hockeydumps
Your comment made me laugh hysterically.
SpecialProjectY
Had a month visit in Russia, the stuff is a "puree" made of mashed potatoes with lard and pork scratching. It's very dense if cooled down.
FBIwebcamguy
It was suppose to be soup.
JimmieMcRustles
nutrition paste
goodoldwoofers
I'm not sure whether you were genuinely trying to speak English or just typed random words.
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goodoldwoofers
No I got the reference but the words didn't make sense in context. Like I it's talk say this like.
theicebitchcometh
It's "puree." Basically mashed potatoes sans milk or anything delicious.
spiritussancto
why is it yellow? o.O i thought it was some kind of porridge or maybe eggs
RevanTheJedi
It's not supposed to be like that btw
Leelaaaaaaa
Some kind of porridge probably, it shouldn't be like that I guess
r2linad2
Nah, we usually put milk and butter in puree. That's something else. Looks like our "omlet"
jiehoe
My guess is buckwheat porridge. I think it's "popular" with russians
theicebitchcometh
That's called kasha. It's amazing. It looks more like oatmeal though.
jiehoe
Ok you're some kinda rus expert. I believe you, it's puree. Gotta try kasha sometime. Here in Finland we just eat oatmeal. Lots of oatmeal.
theicebitchcometh
Lived in St. Petersburg for a while.( Got a degree in Russian. ) Ate kasha every day. I guess that counts for kasha expert haha.
CriErr
Nope, it's corn porridge.
spetcnaz
Russian cuisine uses mashed potatoes aka puree more than that
CriErr
Irrelevant, my friend finished military school like that, its corn porridge and it tastes exactly how it looks.
hjf2011
yeah looks like polenta
DaweDoo
Mamaliga
SpecialProjectY
Because Russia is well known for absolute infinite supply of corn.
CriErr
I google it, price point is 0.30-.50$ per kilo (mac cheeseburger is about 1$). No need of infinite supply if the product cheap to produce.
SpecialProjectY