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How AHK players got banned by VAC
Jul 4, 2017 12:23 AM
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boomzoombitch
players 4 and 5 join match in session
koboldesq
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgifdobf30o
ThesePipesAreClean
Dude just used his ultimate!
FooSystems
Leroy Jenkins!?
oilcan10
Link to the full video anybody?
koboldesq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgifdobf30o
Blepy
This is the reason professional teams have matching uniforms.
braingain
Underated comment
stashdugan
ThoughtThisWasAmerica
Boomer257
Is that wrigleyville?
koboldesq
yes. Jimmy John's on Clark street, just south of Houndstooth (Clark/Sheffield intersection)
Chawzilla
I can't even tell who is supposed to be fighting who.
Airra
They're playing free-for-all.
braingain
How does it matter
BastardOrphanSonOfAWhoreAndAScotsman
Neither can they it seems
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
*When I try and play online games.
GeorgeOeurwood
War Thunder, real mode. Shot the first Russian tank I saw. Was Russian, too.
Pompomdaddy
And everybody was Kung Fu fighting♪♫♬
teuro
Aaand brain damage, possibly death.
scorpiomoonshine
Im so confused
JWMcBaritone
I know exactly where this happened, on Clark St, between Roscoe and School St. (Chicago, IL) ... used to live close by.
whyteraven74
Or Clark and Aldine, depending on which which way you go at the intersection. And I walked past this exact spot earlier tonight.
coldbeerswarmrears
do you know anything about the story?
koboldesq
Drunk bros getting drunk and being assholes. Not much more needed to know.
fireeternal
Uh, im gonna need a source.
UglyKnuckleButt
Yea, but dude on ground goes for dude that saves him!!
koboldesq
Only one swing in the confusion, then he runs off with the rescuers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgifdobf30o
ACETrumps
SAIL
Gastonisasociopath
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
DUDUDUDUDUDUUUDUUUDUUUDDDUU Brpfffffffff
UsualPersia
Dude I've scrolled through these comments for a bit and I gotta say this fits beautifully thank you it's fucking awesome!
ICommentWithSongs
Yes I get by with a little help from my friends With a little help from my friends
distainv
The only man ever to land that kick legit!
LordDarkwood
That's some Captain Kirk level flying kickery.
MinorityRetort
"He is beating his ass" -Ray Gillette
aleister94
it probably happens a lot there's just no cameras around at the time
CongratsYouAreHereNow
the kid in the black shirt hits the guy way harder than the kick does
kokorobrokoro
Spidey lands it every time bro
randomchimi
https://youtu.be/6perxO12uKQ
TheWildGunman
Look up Larry Holmes drop kick
distainv
larry would have gotten his ass kicked if people hadn't pulled them apart
TheWildGunman
Indeed
Caveman3A
http://youtu.be/56sUfxlID-k
questionableanswers
Reminder: That kick can break ribs and cause inteneral damage. And the the head on concrete can kill the target or cause lasting damage.
distainv
So your saying its an excellent attack to use on some cunt tag team pounding some dude into the concrete!
questionableanswers
It's an excellent attack if you want to land in jail for a decade.
EndersGameofThrones
Actually, the guy it landed on was breaking up the fight, holding blue shirt back from ground guy. The good friend got fucked up the 1/
EndersGameofThrones
worst for trying to keep his two friends from fighting each other. I used to breakup foghts but stopped after too many experiences like this
BingoKing
didn't notice the first 50 times, but reason good guy got the worst is Cuz he was able to show the other guy off just as the other 1/2
cynicatt
It's weird. Grey shirt is just talking to him, blue shirt doesn't even really seem to be kicking him, then two maniacs come and escalate af.
TheBigRedMachine2213
haha in what world is that not kicking him? The only way that might not qualify as kicking him is if he actually has a third arm attached at
TheBigRedMachine2213
his knee and was "punching" him instead. And you can clearly see he's mad at the dude on the ground.
koboldesq
Five kicks isn't kicking him? Fuck that noise.
MakingCouchMuffins
Grey shirt. He ded.
lespritdelescargot
He must have hit his head pretty hard there. That can't have done him much good. I would bet on him having, at the very least, a concussion.
TheBigRedMachine2213
and then it was followed up with another shot too
koboldesq
Full length video shows him standing up and talking after. Takes him a minute or two to get up.
CanUweldOil
So ded
MinorityRetort
Love the 1 punch from the kicker before kicker realizes he can turn attention to the other assailant. "Oh, uh, I guess we're done here"
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
christopherwalkenslegs
yeah I too love when people go from assault to murder
Gregoryzilla
It seams like the first group were friends messing with the guy on the ground.
igobeder
Da fuk? The guy on the ground getting beat up, gets up and starts hitting the guy that saved him.
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metzershmit
Go see an optometrist.
Choman82
That is the reason they were beating him in the first place.
TakeTheStairs
DONT PUNCH MY BUDDY, GUY!
Geracht
Having been in fights similar to these, head trauma makes recognizing strangers really difficult, especially when you're in fight mode.
braingain
I read that as flight mode
LokiShade
ALCOHOL
igobeder
MEAD (user name indicates it should be mead)
Prettysweet
milk drinkers…
coolguy4206969
He probably couldn't tell. It's dark and he just got fucked up
DinoInBoots
Mate, I dunno what you've been smoking but that street is being lit up more than a US school...
funkmoth
Looks like big dude was holding him down idk about "saving him"
igobeder
No, the guy in the white t shirt that kicks the two guys off, the guy that was on the ground gets up and swings on white shirt guy
H232
Yeah I can't understand that
igobeder
Really drunk, watching this, probably started the fight that put him on the ground in the first place.
melotprieks
Neither could the guy on the ground, apparently.
mebe21
Gray shirt with khaki shorts was breaking up the fight and got kicked by players 4 and 5. He may have been guy on the ground's friend.
igobeder
Don't think so because blue shirt is kicking the shit out of down guy, while grey shirt holds him down, funny way to break up a fight.
Shoopbadoop
To me it looks like grey shirt is trying to help him up and even tries to push blue shirt away before the other two jump in
mebe21
it looks like he's holding guy down and pushing blue shirt away at the same time (trying to break it up) to me.
mrdinklage
Yeah your right he stopping them kicks which look feeble and looks like he's talking to guy on ground then gets koed which could be bad 1/2
MrRavellon
But doing it very slowly and clumsily because he's drunk.
mrdinklage
Since he's head bounces of floor 2/2
waterburr
It kinda looks like gray shirt is trying to break up the fight, bad for him as he gets the brunt of the jump kick.
koboldesq
He isn't breaking shit up. he is holding the guy by the neck and talking to him while his friend kicks him multiple times.
waterburr
Yeah looking at it more he is definitely trying to push the other two apart, which is why he gets the jump kick full force in the chest.
OmNachoMama
And the person recording this does nothing why?
waterburr
Look what happens to everyone who gets involved. Sandals guy tries to break up the fight, gets kicked, kicker gets attacked by guy on ground
koboldesq
Gray isn't breaking up shit. He is standing over the guy while blue keeps kicking. Victim swings once at rescuers in confusion, then (1/2)
koboldesq
runs off with them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgifdobf30o (2/2)
TheBigRedMachine2213
I saw the actual video on facebook and it's a woman's voice
TwatSprinkle
It's none of their business. Why get caught in it?
OmNachoMama
If you're filming it, you're involved. If you don't want to get in the middle of it, then report it to authorities.
TwatSprinkle
Maybe they did.
tehranosaurusrex
Never punch someone unconscious
TheBigRedMachine2213
tbf I doubt he realized until after he hit him.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Correction, never punch an unconscious person. If they are endangering you hit them as hard as you can, if they go unconscious that is
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
their problem. If you are right in defending yourself there wont be any legal action.
tehranosaurusrex
I assure you an unconscious person poses you no danger.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Did you not read what I typed? Or did you just glance at it and not comprehend it?
tehranosaurusrex
You remind me of my fiancee. Just agree and move on
m0oktakul0us
Looks like murder to me
Maraxus
Nah, just manslaughter. With mitigating circumstances for "trying to help" they might get away with 5 to 10 years for unproportionate respon
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
No ones dead?
koboldesq
They would likely get zero. Illinois allows the use of deadly force in defense of others.
Maraxus
Only if the danger to that other warrants it. Of course, if their defense is, that they reasonably assumed, this guy was in such danger ...
Maraxus
...it would make an interesting criminal case. Could swing both ways.
ekyxor
Hopefully the guy wearing gray shirt didn't get a head trauma, from this short clip it seems that he was trying to keep those two apart 1/2
koboldesq
He wasn't keeping shit apart.
NotABadLookingNarcissist
He def got knocked out.
ekyxor
from fighting each other. Those two who berserked the scene should have tried to talk to them first and see what the situation really is 2/2
nonstopfox
He actually didn't get a head trauma, he got two head trauma, which he injected later with his marijuana needle
iliketosaysomethingandthenjustbanana
First comment that actually makes sense. Everybody praising the 2 douches who clearly misread the situation but resorted to violence anyway.
FullCrimsonic
If you've ever done martial arts you'd know it takes half a second to put your shin into someone's skull. They don't have time
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
Only one annoyed of the guy who punched the black dude who just got knocked out already?
TheBigRedMachine2213
I mean it isn't great, but that's why you really need your head on a swivel if you're going to be ganging up on someone.
TheBigRedMachine2213
He also isn't black so...
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
brown?
TheBigRedMachine2213
Nah, he's white as hell dude look closer
TheBigRedMachine2213
Check his lower legs, and he has that balding-beard combo that you see on a lot of white dudes.
BigRai
What the fuck is going on here?
blainetog
Chaos.
jackharvest
"Mormon Missionaries save muggle from dementors."
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Someone's handing out naps.
Fenderzilla
*brain damage
ImProbablyStoned
staging a video for the internet
Mooninites
The mates just showed up
filmusic42
A good time.
davidbowieeyes
Sooo fecken weird..
DorianBlack
Looks like Logan square Chicago maybe...
koboldesq
3300 North Clark. Just south of the Clark and Sheffield intersection. You can see the Jimmy John's and the empty lot on google maps.
YuJinX5
Looks like the 1st 2 are kicking some dude while he is on the ground. Then 2 mates come to save the other dude's ass.
babysaidmaybe
It's a gangbang but with fists...wait....
DougDeNasty
BangBros?
wormsdie
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
frzn
SSB with miss.
SaDLo
WWE
Fuckweasel
Alcohol.
CatBlaster5000
There is the correct answer.
bm001
I don't know, I don't punch people when I'm drunk. I would guess stupidity.
Fuckweasel
A lot of people are violent drunks.
IThurtswhenIP6
I'm with u. The first guy on the ground is barely getting hit
CatBlaster5000
Are you blind? Have you ever rib kicked!? This dude is getting rib punted like fuckin... uh..... idk any football names but the kicker guy.
JiveTurkeyWho
It was just a prank bro!
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
He's getting kicked pretty hard and trying to stop it and being held there by the other. The one holding him also got rocked in the face
TheLazyLibrarian
The big guy in the grey shirt seems to be pushing away the guy in blue right before he gets kicked, so him at least seems innocent.
daf4ever
i thought the same thing, and he got hit the most too.. meanwhile the guy that got rescued, starts beating up the drop kick guys.. lol..
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Getting kicked pretty hard????? Do you see those kicks? It's almost as if they're pretend kicks.
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
Alright you get down like that and let me kick you repeatedly while someone is holding you there, tell me you won't start swinging on every1
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
You can see the guy winding up even. And the guy is trying to stop him. The fuck you mean they're pretend kicks?
CatBlaster5000
I'm with you, these people are fuckin retarded, those are strong enough to damage ribs.
CatBlaster5000
Have you ever been kicked in the ribs? Doesn't take much force.
nowitsshowtime
yeah but that's an ass, not rib shot
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
My guess is they were all just messing around and those 2 guys took it seriously, which is why the guy on the ground hits the guy in white.
Golfbob
I think you're right. Either the other people took a fake fight seriously, or it's staged.
Capnrory
agreed