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NeutralForest
Bunch of lube and super glued dildos
oldscrotumthewrinkledretainer
Don't get them mixed up
Aksuuuh
One of the shy librarian type of teachers got a boob job.
GeographyIsWhereItsAt
Go on....
Aksuuuh
Well the quality of her teaching went from A to D
feren
Football coach's kid stole a Jeep with his friends, rolled it on a gravel road with a sharp turn, broke his back. Hailed as hero on return.
TiringStar
2 of the quietest most introverted kids made a sex tape. Got nominated for "Best Creative Work" at End of Year Awards.
pr0nty
Ah, yes, child pornography. Sensible chuckle.gif
punxsutawneyphyllis
Religious school, girl in the grade below me got kicked out for getting pregnant. She had a shotgun wedding a month later.
paintingagency
That is really sad.
BigChunkyBubbles
That time 2 kids got expelled because he was fingering her in English class. She moaned. He turned out to be gay later. Christian school.
Illinifan88
Wild.
CyborgScribe
Yeah I didn't finger anyone in class until community college
n0n53n53
Menace2Propriety
Your bunghole doesn't count as "anyone"
ahernandez
Oh in that case i fingered a lot of people in high school
FoxyEllie
A math teacher got featured on To Catch A Predator
gimme
Whoa!
rockyyoman
Stanley Kendall or Mike Manzi?
SlightlySlighted1337
My high school and another nearby both had teachers the girls knew not to be alone with and nothing ever happened. This is nice to hear.
rockyyoman
It’s weird how you hear things like that “well we knew not to leave the kids alone with him”
rockyyoman
Heard something similar about a professor who worked at the college my dad did IT for back in the day. “Dont leave (me) alone with him”
rockyyoman
Everyone “knows” these things but don’t go to the police or anyone. I guess it’s hard to get proof for that sort of thing.
Blake242
French exchange student took a shit in the urinal and someone made a French flag which they planted in it. We laughed for months about it
GenXHippie
I wasn't a snitch then, and I'm not talking now.
mustardburp
Living that ride or die Omerta life
GravyEducation
WolfRexV3
Would you tell us for a Scooby snack?
PlaceHolderTitle
Imademyselfsquirtle
If you saw your best friends or whoever get killed and can identify the person. Same answer?
GenXHippie
It's not the same question.
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
CityYeti
But what do I tell the doctor?
GravyEducation
Go suck a lemon
Evillairforrent
Suzy from grade 5 says otherwise
GenXHippie
Suzy is a lying bitch. She wasn’t there.
GenXHippie
I mean, who?
Evillairforrent
So you admit being at the Pastrami incident that crippled one teacher and left the other in a coma 15 years ago?!
GenXHippie
No. 15 years ago I was in my 40’s.
JesaraB
Teacher was found dead in her classroom by her students, had apparently died the night before of alcohol poisoning while grading.
insomniack
What was in the last paper she graded?
JesaraB
No idea, I had class in the room across from hers later in the day.
Thorketil
Vote the suspect? Is that an election for the appropriate scapegoat?
RabidDingo
There was an Orville episode about this.
RemtonDulyak
They were training the new Republican generation.
jon5465
Was going to say, this reeks of middle America.
recury
Rigged!
ralphie84
Vault-tec thought so
lozeldatkm
Oh shit I just upvoted your comment to 111
DickMercenary
ThePretentiousGentleman
“Step in to the light.”
WolfRexV3
Fuck I love New Vegas
BigFatFailureTurtle
Aka: a vote to determine the least popular kid in the year, and heap some more crap on him.
JoeyJoJoJrShabadoo7
Yeah that principal is a moron
RoninOni
Little wonder their own child was the least popular ?
Hoop66
Somebody broke in one night and took a shit on the headmasters desk (it was me).
ThatGuyWomack
Legend.
TheDivineMissEm
This guy got sent to the assistant principal's office for singing I Believe I Can Fly in first period, which he did bc he was high AF. 1/
PlaceHolderTitle
Spelling class in grade school word was believe use it in a sentence kid says I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky ENTIRE CLASS
PlaceHolderTitle
proceeds to sing the song to the annoyance of that teacher (It was the year Space Jam came out in theaters)
Iamcornjulio
I too got sent for this very same offense! I believe I can touch the sky!
TheDivineMissEm
The guy then bolts from the office, literally runs out of the school (his dad was a track coach). People kept seeing him in different 2/
keenidiot
We had something similar. Dude bolted and hid out in the ghetto for three days thinking the police were after him. Dead hilarious.
TheDivineMissEm
Places during lunch, there were sightings all over the place. Finally after the 3rd lunch period someone came back and said they'd 3/
Tjitso
3rd lunch period? Was this in the Shire?
Wikipedo
Smantha
Usually there are a few periods that can be lunch, each student only has one depending on the rest of their schedule. But I like your idea!
Drix1942
TheDivineMissEm
Seen him at taco bell. After that, the ongoing joke was that he'd run for the border. 4/4
MisterLemons
Legend
OnionCutter
CommissarFuklaw
eppykaze
Cafeteria gravy was spiked to give everyone the shits, and every toilet was wrapped in kitchen plastic wrap.
CityYeti
SidewalkWidflower
Pure chaotic evil, I like this one! Were you a victim? Please tell more!
eppykaze
It was 2 groups. I stole the Phenolphthalein from the Chem lab to spike the gravy. Others attacked the toilets.
eppykaze
Our understanding at the time was that Phenolphthalein was one of the active ingredients of Exlax
SidewalkWidflower
Lol
ILiekToCookAndBake
Simultaneous m80s in every bathroom. Serious property damage. Only 1 person caught, spent 2 years in juvie
Musgofarrin
Worth it
MoreCatsThanSense
I had to look up what an M80 was, we don't have them over here.
TitillatingPterodactyl
We had a superintendent use the school camera to record his step daughter’s submission tape to a modeling agency. Recorded in school too.
skolyr
Astramancer
what are you doing, step-superintendent?
EaNasirIsABastard
That doesn't sound so bad, if it was not "modelling".
Crowlands
I mean, it was a "Submission" tape.
PlaceHolderTitle
Unauthorized use of school equipment for personal use, probably a no no and unprofessional.
EaNasirIsABastard
Sure, but if he videoed his bands video, it wouldn't be "the incident"
TitillatingPterodactyl
The audio got leaked. He talked about showing pouty lips, etc. so it sounded more risqué than it probably was. Didn’t help his case that
TitillatingPterodactyl
She was insanely attractive.
GodDerpsInMysteriousWays
Someone basically made an IED and blew up a trash can. Some poor kid got shrapnel in his arm. I remember seeing it blow
plaidporcupine
Someone didn't pay their drug dealer, their car got torched in the school parking lot. During school hours. Damaged all the nearby cars too.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
See that is just bad bussiness, you never give anything out as a drug dealer for free. Payment first, unless it is the very first hit.
PlaceHolderTitle
Also taking possession of the car and selling it would recoup your losses a whole lot faster than torching it, thats what banks do after all
Musgofarrin
High School dealers aren’t Career Criminals, they’re doing it for thrills
BurtTyrannosaurusMacklinFBl
If you're being fronted drugs it's because you're supposed to be an employee not a customer. Front some or half to lower lvl dealers
GeographyIsWhereItsAt
We had a streaker wearing only a scream mask at the whole school assembly. He tripped over and apparently grazed his dick. The principal 1/2
IAmTheBadW01f
Tripped over his dick? The ladies would be lucky to recognize that!
GeographyIsWhereItsAt
then asked "Ladies, did anyone recognize him?" Super cringe.
TerriblePokemon
Fucking wooooof
Eomund521
A kid I knew was kidnapped when I was in the 4th grade. She turned up alive and still captive like 20 years later. Freaked me out a bit
JoeyJoJoJrShabadoo7
They found and freed her 20 years later at least right?
Eomund521
Ya. She survived. But holy fuck. I, and everyone thought she was dead.
Eomund521
For those wanting more info. Too close to personal info for me to feel comfortable posting. This would state my school and age.
Eomund521
I don't give that kind of info out online. I do apologize.
FieryWitherRose
This needs so much more context
bandanasforscale
We had a person called the phantom shitter who would take massive coiled dumps in the toilets and leave them. Posted them online when 1/2
bandanasforscale
that wasn’t even really a thing yet. Probably like 2003 2/2
GabbyJayYay
Myspace or xanga?
TerriblePokemon
And later that man joined the navy and was stationed simultaneously on every goddamn ship
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
Oh it was a thing before then
Aksuuuh
Some people clearly hadn't visited ratemypoo
FactWino
Guy rode a motorcycle through the halls. Got clotheslined by the gigantic shop teacher on his way out the door, almost home free.
TinyLiehon
He was not planning on coming back to school the next day?
FactWino
It was somebody else’s bike and he was wearing a helmet. They’d have figured out whose bike it was, but he was in class.
TheRicM
How big was the shop? Ours was just normal sized, not gigantic
zentau2
Big shop is for making things like garage doors;small shop is for bird feeders;You probably didn't get the grades to get invited to big shop
TheRicM
Well you probably didn’t have the physical qualifications for gigantic shop
zentau2
:)
TheRicM
Haha
yomahnn
For context, our table saw was 15’ tall with a 3’ blade.
FactWino
Gigantic.
TheRicM
Lol
NotoriousBadassWhoLovesMusicals
A friend of mine told over the PA system, that our dear friend had passed this morning after getting hit by a bus.People shocked, classes /
NotoriousBadassWhoLovesMusicals
/cancelled, so many crying. The dude in question was sitting in the hallway as confused as the crying students who saw him there
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
Ferris?
NotoriousBadassWhoLovesMusicals
Finland, Helsinki, Sibelius-senior high
NotoriousBadassWhoLovesMusicals
Oh you ment Ferris Bueller?
Equinox13
I was home-schooled. I was the "incident" at my high school.
gimme
Honest question. Thoughts about being home schooled. Did you love it or do you feel like you missed a lot not being at a mainstream school?
Snuggelapolous
I was homeschooled grades 5-12. I loved it. Lots of extracurricular activities and started working at 14.
gimme
Awesome! I've really only seen homeschooling when incompetent parents hate a school so it's never worked properly. Glad you loved it!
Snuggelapolous
Hahah. Funny cuz I was homeschooled by incompetent parents who hated the local schools. I hated them too so the feeling was mutual.
Snuggelapolous
This was before charter schools. People only homeschooled if they were super religious or had fucked up kids. We just hated the system.
Equinox13
Difficult question. It was great when it was just my mom, but when my dad retired and joined it, it was miserable. But it gave me a lot of >
Equinox13
opportunities for learning tailored to me that got me into college at 16, so it had definite advantages. I did feel like I missed out on >
Equinox13
a lot of experiences my friends had at school, though. I also missed out on the drama and the negatives, though.
gimme
Love the insight, thank you. I guess there are pros and cons each way. Congrats on the early college, that's incredible!
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Kid tried to impress a girl by holding his lighter to a classroom curtain. Building burned down
lordfwahfnah
kingkongkeom
But did it impress her?
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
That seems to have been lost in time. Fairly certain that a trip to the police station left an impression. Boyfriend spent the night in jail
Evillairforrent
It certainly left impressions.
JaimeLannistersRightHand
No first impression like a bad first impression
storebrandproductmascot
Accidentally impressed Jodi Foster instead.
RedLanternGrodd
Girl flash her vagina in the yearbook photos. They tried to recall them and sharpie it out but it was done.
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SJBSavageInk
How did that even get into the book?!
davisboy42
Perhaps she was also in whatever student group handles the yearbook, or knew someone who was
rbudrick
Like on purpose?
zentau2
No, but close. She was riding a dolphin and her bathing suit didn't fully cover her privates.
rbudrick
I'm thinking the dolphin planned this.
OffTheGrid99
On porpoise
UWantSumFuk
A guy I worked with for a summer job pulled a sneaky nut in a group photo which ended up being used for Christmas cards
ahernandez
Can you be a little more explicit here? He was jerking odd in the Christmas photo?
UWantSumFuk
"sneaky nut" is when you get a testicle out in a photo or something (nut being a noun in this context, not a verb)
Seethreepeeoh
I've an Always Sunny reference that would be hilarious if it wasn't a school yearbook. But it is. So it isn't.
DeathLemons
College is school too
pfunk81
Yeah I almost joked "pics or it didn't happen" before I realized that no, I shouldn't say that...
Kuvajainen
Vulva is the visible part of female organs, vagina is the insides.
KittyKlimt6
No. Vagina is only the tube leading to the uterus. There's much more.
CityYeti
DoYouWantAntsBecauseThatsHowYouGetAnts
It's pretty common to refer to all of it as the vagina
Kuvajainen
I know, I just had to be the fun guy at the party!
dasklaus
It's a pretty common error, but still an error.
Tomatnisse
Language changes with time, it might not be the meaning you're used to, doesn't mean it's wrong in the meaning he meant it
paintingagency
Or "muffin/front butt/*whispers*down there" if you come from a flyover state with zero sex education.
distraingotnobrakes
Get help
paintingagency
I assume this comment is directed at places like Ohio.
TerriblePokemon
I bet you're fun at parties
Thajurriesexcuesed
I bet you're useless at work.
watchmeruboneout
But...what if that's what he meant?
yomahnn
Without seeing the photo, you can’t honestly say they misused the term. But by seeing the photo you get added to a few list…
yaddiex3
Perhaps she had a speculum handy...
paintingagency
Please keep speculation to a minimum.
kevinallover
Supposedly someone let chickens run loose as their senior prank. Someone else put open milk cartons in various lockers around the school
Justwarlockthings
Senior prank my junior year was them letting 100 mice loose in the school.
TaintToucher
Every open ceiling tile will get it's own sandwich/milk/pudding
paintingagency
Was it three chickens labeled 1, 2, and 4?
ChrisWsrn
One of the HVAC guys I used to work with found a deer carcass in the air handler on the roof for the cafeteria at a local rural high school.
coothlesscthulhu
We hid potatoes in various air vents and lockers around the highschool.
kingkongkeom
For them to rot?
kevinallover
Or grow...
coothlesscthulhu
Yes
kageboshi
Every year from 8-12 grade, at least one kid died by overdose, suicide, or car accident of some kind. The year after, 2 had a fight 1/2
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Same, I was in a poor area with abused or neglected kids
ShamanOfHigh
That's very messed up. Was poverty a factor in the area? Like too many students per class etc - could it have been something else?
kageboshi
and one of the guys blinded the other by pressing thumbs into his eyes. Said he thought the other kid was going to kill him.
lordfwahfnah
TerriblePokemon
Inner city or rural midwest?
barnsandnobel
Im gonna go on a limb and say rural. Im not an inner city kid but i feel like they do drugs better.
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
Or maybe they get better drugs.
MollyInanna
not to bring y'all down, but "the incident" at my HS was a suicide pact, five kids killed themselves - pretty grim
Onsvaltti
Oh damn. I've heard that those happen time to time in asian countries... Can I ask what country are you from?
LadyAyami
Mine was the aclu got involved and won saying coaches couldn't use videos as teaching. If you coach you thought. We loved sports
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
Couldn't use videos as teaching tools??? Wtf
LadyAyami
I mean... my American gov class was failing the citizen test, watching top gun, and getting 100% a so..
CharlesMontgomeryBurns
One kid in my high school brought a revolver to school and another tried to light the building on fire
16bitStarbuck
Oh...
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Whoa. Mine was just a normal murder. This is way worse.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Whoa. Mine was just a normal murder. This is way worse.
aguyinabar
At the school ?
N0S4A2
SJBSavageInk
There was definitely a few of those at my school too... but it wasn't a pact. Just a few people.
palmo
The wrestling coach was fucking the only girl wrestler. She was my brother's ex girlfriend
slysyringe
Holy shit. That is beyond tragic
Cycocidal
Mine was a student getting killed by several other students with knives at a lightrail station outside the school.
MultipleMorgasms
There was some wild replies on this post on reddit
thepunchline710
My school one kid poisoned another in order to steal his gf. Ended up dying. It was big news in MD for a while.
2thless
So who was named as the cult leader?
n0n53n53
Kasso the acid king of the black circle
Vortex153
Mine was 75 students got MIPs after a River canoe trip after 1 mooned a fisherman. Exchange student hid in a trunk to not get deported.
tinctures
I think mine was either Marcy's car accident (she got a new nose out of it!) or the month after I graduated when five people in town died 1/
tinctures
from heroin overdoses in one month. 2/2
mt77932
We had our valedictorian OD and die on graduation night.
DiracsDelta
Whoa, I’m not even sure what to make of that. I have additional questions…
OffTheGrid99
Religious school detected
Emrys12
A classmate died right in front of everyone the fucked thing is i don't remember it clearly, maybe i was missing but idts. 2nd grade or smth
Cycocidal
Kindergarden. Watched a kid stab another kid in the eye with a pair of scissors.
figuringeights
Or brain tends to block traumatic events like this out
Emrys12
Yeah i really dont get it. Its like a blank space for me, iirc people said or implied i was there and if i were missing why cant i remember
figuringeights
Yeah usually the memories reveal themselves through therapy. For me I took shrooms and there were surprise memories...
Lethalshroud
A guy at my school built about 11 pipe bombs and was caught transporting them to school. He was 14 at the time.
storebrandproductmascot
That's a level of coordination you'd never see on a group project for class.
Berendtable
In fact, you don't even see the group at all.
Buildosaurus
ElroydIsGone
I hope, one didn't have to do the work for all...
ManByTechnicality
datteslur
Hotjoe1991
One kid actually commits suicide and the others take credit for it.
AHornyRhino
bruh
Tr1gg3rH4ppy
Preshka
... this is so fucking dark Kapoor can't buy it
TL10
Bravo. ?
EmphasisKnown5696
"the incident" at my HS was that a week after graduation, one of our classmates had a seizure and suffocated to death. He left behind a twin
thelovebelowzero
Mattress?
EmphasisKnown5696
Couch
WrongGif
No a twin set of nail clippers of course it was a fuckin' mattress
MishievousMagpie
Food fight on spaghetti day turned into a school wide riot. Kids were stabbed with pencils & ? sprayed ? spray into the air during evac.
MishievousMagpie
Also witnessed a stabbing spree in college, got to see the murder victim on the front step of my job & no one would take my shift next day
donorkort
We had a couple of people travel to Syria to fight for ISIS. They all ended up dying.
MulattoGelato
HPS?
donorkort
I have no idea what that means, sorry.
majorminers
See now thats a win.
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
Good
Nibbilynobbily
Holy crap. That’s… horrific
donorkort
Horrific that they'd look at ISIS and think "yep, I can get behind that", but I'm honestly relieved that they died there and didn't return.
Shineupordown
Fuuck ..what
donorkort
A group of young muslims decided that living in Denmark wasn't pious enough, so they went to die in the desert.
azarza
there was a brief period where going to fight for the syrian rebels was encouraged.. then 'who' changed at some point
donorkort
I'm in Denmark. It was never "encouraged" by anyone but islamic extremists.
azarza
https://www.lawfareblog.com/americas-anti-islamic-state-volunteers are you sure?
Beezlebubble
We had a phantom shitter. Kid would shit under stairways. Did it for months until caught. Eventually, there were copycat shitters
threehundysticks
We also had a mystery pooper!
bandanasforscale
Fuck. You win I think
tangybreath
Mine was a dude that killed his cousin and set her house ablaze, then killed his gf and hid her in a snow mound, she was found in the Spring
Fayen
Was it behind a grocery store in Minnesota..? If not, similar thing happened in MN
tangybreath
No it was in NY. Her name was Ashley Vincent
NorthmanoftheNorth
Her name was Robert Paulson
JustThatGood
Yeah, school shooting here. An early one too. Back in the 90s.
FatBoobsDontCount
Before it was trendy
CaptainMisanthropy
And i thought it was bad when the fat kid shit in his pants during the tug of war at my school.
Gofdunk
Times have changed! Now that's an acceptable kink. He was ahead of his time. Wipe in peace, brave tug of war shit pants guy...
PicassoCT
The hodor of squid game
drosophilamelanogaster
Ours was a geography teacher getting a student pregnant.
PicassoCT
Plate tectonics explained visually?
LapsisBeeftech
Woah holy shit, what kind of fucking demonic school did you go to!?
MollyInanna
Howell, NJ. About a half-hour north of where CLERKS was filmed. One of the two women in the film taught my sister how to put in contacts.
ShamanOfHigh
If I had to guess, a christian one
LapsisBeeftech
Jokes aside, that's absolutely tragic.
roguishdrummer
Probably Westburg High School
NotTinyPancakes
Is it bad I also thought Heathers I mean damn
homoneurotic
I love my dead gay son!!
greenking13
First, that's great. Second, for those who are unaware, this is a reference to the Heather's Musical, which is a both hilarious and grim.
CrazyCatLad
1 of our morning announcers had a nude pic go around on a Friday/Weekend. There she was on Monday giving the announcements like no big deal.
paintingagency
So, child porn it is!
CrazyCatLad
Yeh but we were all young. I was a 17 year old senior at the time. I think she was 15.
FatBoobsDontCount
Morning announcers are kids who read daily updates over the speaker system? I've only seen this on TV. They're elected or do they volunteer?
CrazyCatLad
Yeah our school had 2 of them. I think they were basically volunteers. I think she was a sophmore at the time of the pic. I never saw it.
frankie323
Two girls went missing from my high school and have never been found.
MeowMachine12
What do you/does everyone think happened to them?
frankie323
Sex trafficking
n0n53n53
wanna tell us where you hid them?
frankie323
Sssshhhhhhh!
thedarkcanuck
A lot of first nations communities have problems with that
divideandconquer
Genuine question: why are suicide pacts among young people of the first nations a big problem, as in, why do they do it?
thedarkcanuck
Lots of reserves really are a bleak and hopeless place to grow up. Everything the government is supposed to provide as per the treaty is 1/
thedarkcanuck
Substandard or nonexistent. Often you see multiple families crammed into one dilapidated shack, there's no economic prospects, no road 2/
thedarkcanuck
Access to the rest of the world, some places have had a boil water advisory for over 50 years. I could go on, but if you pair that with 3/
n0n53n53
very poor outlook on life for those kids
YoSamiteSam
Some girl sent a picture of herself with a hairbrush handle in her ass and the kid she sent it to shared it, got charged as a sex offender.
JustSomePersonThere
It infuriates me to no end that the girl got punished, but the shitbag who shared it, gets zero punishment.
YoSamiteSam
No it was the guy who shared it who is now a registered sex offender. The girl just got lampooned for using a hairbrush.
YoSamiteSam
It is kinda funny but just because of a lack of sex education I think. Not a good situation for anyone involved.
JustSomePersonThere
Oh thank god. I reserve a special kind of hatred for people who get trusted enough to receive nudes and then put them on blast. Scumbags.
Mycologics
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1990-02-11-mn-888-story.html is it this school?
Wmcmwa
They called in an occult expert lol. What are his qualifications? He watched ghost busters?
crateo
Usually a criminologist with experience in cult programming and history knowledge. Being an expert in occultism doesn't mean you believe.
Mycologics
The 90s were wild my friend.
n0n53n53
stupid paywall
Mycologics
I didn't get one. That's weird.
JobbyJabber24
Backward ass motherfuckers
WholeCogan
The occult, satan, and heavy metal? JFC
Mycologics
America is a weird place