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Get your money's worth!
Dec 1, 2017 2:03 AM
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BarackObamaOfficial
iCanAssureYouThisIsNotHitler
@repoststatistics
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Good guy asshole
BrockEffingSamson
Just a thought: will the attendant ask for two tickets on the way out? Or is ticket 2 just for show?
NikoAndNoshi
To his credit... every time someone sees a nice car they park next to it and some people even ding it for fun.
DiamondJimBrady
M Power on a non-M 3 series. I can't live with that.
DrowningInDownVotes
Still a dick move, I don't care if people pay for parking. He's taking up a spot someone else could have had...
KiaOrafromtheTron
last time this was posted we decided he was an arsehole
Foxofkaos
Welcome to the front page. Again. Repost stats where you at?
DeviledAvacado
I don't like it, but I respect it.
Crc07200
If the parking lot gets full though, this is kind of a dick move. Because now someone cant park there. But effort appreciated
WillemDaFriend
The 2 cars in the adjacent spots are actually blocking both of those spots, so this guy paid twice to park in the one spot that was left.
TrustedxProfessional
Unless the lot is full
PilotG2pensarethebest
I'd still get a ticket
t7pjj
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.belfastlive.co.uk/news/belfast-news/antrim-man-fined-90-leaving-13850068.amp
t7pjj
Guy got fined after paying for two!
aFadingMemory
A guy in my condo building pays monthly for two spots so he can do this.
thisaccountisnotentirelyjustforsmut
It pays to be rich.
Gumbones
Alas, only the ultra wealthy can fork out the massive sum of two parking spots
TechnicolorCheeseWedge
Every ding on my car is from other people parked next to me. Most of them my inconsiderate shithead neighbor's asshole kids.. I'm not bitter
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TechnicolorCheeseWedge
University students are just as bad too.
KuemelkReks
Tbh I'd rather take the two spots than get my car smashed with another door if it was worth a lot of money.
MajorPubes
AgainWithTheOriginalContent
Now I know why 21 savage has a 12 car garage but only has 6 cars.
CptFloridaMan
But he's also got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Ms in his bank account
MetalTao
It's not a matter of payment it's a matter of space.
MeepMeepMaMeepMeepBeep
How is it different than two cars being there? To the lot owner your feelings don't matter, as long as every space is paid for.
MetalTao
I believe I am saying that the people care as there is less space. And less customers for the shops too. There is a lot to it I suppose
808Lion
I dunno if I'd be mad. Probably not. I mean he DID pay for two, so.
demonic
i'd be mad for a split second.
echonite
Part of me would be mad because his one car is taking two spots, but he did pay for them. So while I may not like it, I cant argue with it.
menfin
It's extreme, but if I come and pay for all the lots, is it acceptable that I prevent everybody from parking here only because I have money?
ARandomAlien
They're using both spaces so if you bought all the spaces and used them there would be no problem
shadowheart65
I can understand why he did it, looking at the cars on either side, and not wanting anyone to "accidentally" hit your car with their door.
JeffGodofBiscuits
RideTheStimutacs
You possess the power of the glow!
HulkHoganWeComingForYouNiiiigaaaaa
Spackler7
Bruce Leroy...fool!
SirWilliamBacon
Sho Nuff
SirDistic
Who's the baddest mofo low down around this town?
SirWilliamBacon
Sho Nuff!
SirDistic
The Shogun of Harlem!
bigdaddyfatpants
Fizzledrizzle69
YES
UrsaUrsa
ALL THE YES
whopper68
I, got nothin...He's paying for em...
Stockyhome
There is only 4 spaces in this carpark. He has 50% of them and is waiting to take a third one....
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
But he took the last spot you could be using instead. Why do you care if the lot gets paid?
Tr1gg3rH4ppy
You sound extremely entitled
StatiPandaBandit
He's saying that even though he's legally correct, there are some people who would still be mad at them for taking 2 spots when driving by.
whopper68
Extremely
MasterBaitin
How you know one of the two tickets isn't for a previous parking lot
esassin
and really, he could just pay for 1 on the way out, hours later the attendant would have no idea they took 2.
whopper68
Is it his fault though? Or the companies flawed system. Perfect example of a loophole.
Alighierian
Unless it's a pre-paid spot, then he has to pay in advance or he won't even get the tickets.
esassin
Ah, where im from the gate has an attendant; when you enter to park youre given the ticket, and then when you exit the cost is time based.
Alighierian
We have those here as well, generally unmanned automated gates which you can get a ticket from, but we also have parking lots without |1
Chowless
Now do this, but with fat people on planes
nighttmindd
4 fat people have downvoted this.
definitelynotawolf
I have no sauce but I’ve heard plenty of stories about this
youwishyouhadaunicorn
Airline I work for does this. Buy two seats, if we have extra and wouldn't need it, you get your money back.
batlrar
Can't they just put their extra weight in the overhead compartment?
Wombatish
Major US airlines have had CoS policies for a while.. https://www.airfarewatchdog.com/blog/13060972/airline-customer-of-size-policies.html
ORCNOTPORK
Don't they already? Or do they just charge 2 for weight and still cram people next to them?
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noptic
You have to book 2 seats but sometimes they mess things up and the 2 seets are in different rows.
Chowless
Maybe some airlines do, but last time I was on a plane I remember seeing a big guy sitting in between 2 peopl
teknoman117
They already do.
teknoman117
Although I know for southwest they'll refund the second ticket at the gate, so I guess they just get the interest off the second ticket....
dave481
My wife's old boss weighs 400+ when he flys commercial he has to buy 2 for himself. At least that's what he tells us
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
And ordering seats together costs extra.
gerf
I can dig it.
EverydayIsLegDayBecauseImRunningFromMyProblems
What if you spent 15 min looking for a car space 124 km from the mall and then u saw this. Wud u b kool with tit?
spicyairtract
I knew ya could!
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiieeet
badalalala
Awesome! I finally have a reason to share this: https://youtu.be/Efsd5t6PtQU
Fishdicks06
What a niche video
spreadingthehate
How long has it been? Lol
DVsloth
Looking at the two parked next to them I can't blame them.
MrKibbs
yeah but look at the RV it's in the lines vs the other jack wagon that's not
CorneliusCornwall
Dinged if you dinged if you dont
cthulhuOverlord
The two people who downvoted clearly parked those two vehicles
pumpuppthesoundwaves
what u don't see in this pic .....is 2 bmws out of the frame that made those 2 cars to park like that xD lol jk ...or small parking spots
Headstereo
A life tip that i heard in my family is that you park next to the new cars to reduce the risk of damage to your car.
MadCat221
Looking at the space size to begin with, I don't blame him even earlier.
ImNotUsuallyThisErect
Good spot, he could have been bitter and blamed it on someone else. He chose to be a good guy.
SeriouslyAwkward
Perhap they parked like this because they saw the BMW park like that and wanted to give more room to their neighbors
queenoflurking
Maaaaybe...
JaspaPandaHero
I do this
DoYaLikeDags
but if the bmw leaves they look like idiots.
ZazzySayWhat
Yep, so it also makes you think they parked that way because someone else left them no room before the bmw was there! It takes one person to
ZazzySayWhat
to make everyone else look like A-holes.
shibaterror
Is this an application of Occam’s razor?
Enginebeering
The reverse maybe
shibaterror
I meant that as in since what he said was complex, therefore prolly not true. Worded horribly. Just learned the concept so looking to apply
SeriouslyAwkward
I guess I'm an optimist
queenoflurking
That’s a good outlook on life.
SteersAndQueers
That's great because sometimes I get a headache from wearing my glasses.
ApprehensiveBattle
That's a stretch
bpetersen
The other car is parked right on line hovering over into other space.
LvAllen
Nah, it's a regular-length BMW. A stretch wouldn't fit in that parking space.
SharpAsMarbles
+1
ZazzySayWhat
I just made a weird "kee kee kee" hissing sound because of this. +1 for making snicker like someone with an evil plan.
the5thmarauder
Lawful evil?
Naefindale
Chaotic good
quillfreminenti
Depends in intent. If he was doing it specifically to take up more spots, then yes. If he's trying to protect his car, then no, he'd be LN.
Crimpwithyourthumb
I feel like lawful evil would be finding a quack doctor to give you handicap plates when you aren’t handicap for better parking.
Dontaskjeeves
It depends on which god/entity you worship. I want to know....
somanyfeels21
not this crap again
piratica108
This is a really esoteric thing to notice, but does anyone else feel like imgur gets really into the DnD morality labeling thing haha
the5thmarauder
I just like the practice so I’m a better player with my d&d group :)
YodasLeftEar
not evil, german probably
JoeT85
dilly dilly, this the most expertly explained!!
sheepking1
That needs captioning.
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Only if the lot is at capacity, otherwise I think lawful neutral
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
If they were lawful neutral they'd obey the spirit of the law as well as the letter simultaneously, erring on the side of the letter.
Arkenaw
Lawful Evil would be buying tickets for the entire lane. Lawful neutral is this. Lawful good would be buying tickets for everyone else.
Dontaskjeeves
Good synopsis
Ghostwish
I'd vote lawful good, really. I mean look at the way the dicks on either side are parked. Dude on the left is over the line. Necessity?
Iknowphotoshop
Just lawful really.
Hemelsblauw
Not in Germany. You'll get fined, no matter of the two tickets.
CairoLen
Except it fucks over people who are looking for parking.
Darkova
You don't know the state of the parking lot, there could be plenty for everyone
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
Is this from some legal/ philosophical handbook? I wanna read up!
PTKrieg
It's Dungeons & Dragons. "Alignment" runs on a two-axis chart, Lawful-Neutral-Chaotic and Good-Neutral-Evil for nine combinations. 1/?
PTKrieg
"Lawful Evil" being someone who prefers to work within systems, but does so in a self-serving fashion. Evil tyrant, crooked lawyer, etc 2/?
PTKrieg
More info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alignment_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons) 3/3
Kkenn
Richie evilie
arok
chaotic good
molotovb
Yep. Disregarding the letter of the law but doing the right thing.
sircowdog
Agreed!
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Neutral good because it's still obeying the spirit of the law.
molotovb
Nah, spirit of the law is about a specific area of space accommodating a certain number of people.
pookieeatworld
I agree, parking across the lines is technically illegal, but to avoid a more serious legal issue, like damaging the next car, the owner ~
pookieeatworld
had to compromise.
MadDucks
Lawful neutral, specifically.
orangeisthenewbasic
just lawful
AmirGarib
Nope. 1 car takes 2 spots and only because he can afford it. Lawful evil
JoeT85
nah, still evil.
namiasdf
Nah. He's not compelled to double park regardless, but can't be fucked in this situation, so buys two passes. That's lawful neutral.
TheDoctorCrankenstein
And with a car like his. He is doing it to protect it instead of just using up 2 spaces. So shitty park but for reason cancel out.
Nize426
But he drives a car without turn signals!
CumsInPies
I mean to be fair I've never seen him signal, but what's your basis for this claim?
Nize426
Just a ongoing joke that people who drive beamers don't use turn signals. (Probably limited to the US)
MrDrWatson
I've seen plenty in Europe as well.
waitwasthatreal
Nothing evil, parking in either would require him to be way over the line, and would make the other one useless NyeY.
mastikator
Lawful good then.
deadeyesatan
"NyeY" +1
waitwasthatreal
No idea how that happened, or what it’s even supposed to be.
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Thank you for clarifying, I was really committing to figuring out what it stood for.
LadyWidebottom
You had a Professor Frink moment.
KoRplussomeletters
Gluhayven!
DragonDildoChandelier
Ngahoyyyahh!!
deadeyesatan
That's how I read it! Lol
AzgarOgly
If you cannot park at the spot properly, don't park there. It's kinda elementary.
ChaosRappyMaster
Tell that to the douches next to those two spots choking up doorswing space and effectively forcing the guy to take two spots.
AzgarOgly
You can't park here properly? Find another spot, even if you'll have to take, OMG!, three minutes walk to the place you came to.
S0lenn
Or. And here me out. Dont park like a douche to begin with. Is it really hard for the previous person to spend 3 min fixing their mistake?
AzgarOgly
Nope. It's not about them. They are "the environment" in this case. Someone being total douche won't justify being douche yourself.
S0lenn
He bought 2 tickets. Not being a douche. What if there was no other parking spots to begin with? He coulsnt park in one apot reasonably