markedasread
95688
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Aug 26, 2019 8:16 AM
markedasread
95688
2016
132
ThorinShiguini
You wouldn't download a Paasmjorkel
CaptainThePirate
Or pay 8 bucks for your double wide bed with matching candles and a free side of stuffing.
dirtydanisreal
Oh yeah, it's all coming together...
88wut
It’s faster to download all of the parts.
Theauthenticdonaldtrump
That's too much work for Ikea furniture
jmotolaw
*angrily* Yorgim borngin dork.- Ikea probably
DrKenAdams
Didn't someone make an entire memory foam mattress out of samples they ordered?
tomyironmane
One piece at a tiiime...
KhakiChan
This is how I got a free m16 workjngbin the arms room when I was in the army, took 4 years
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tyymyywyymyy
Good bot
ScrapyardCosmonaut
Hello ikea? I’m missing the big ass particle board pieces, yes.... they uh slipped through a crack in my ac grating or some shit
tygerpsimatrix
And at the end of it; you still manage to have leftovers.
palelegionnaire1204
https://youtu.be/5GhnV-6lqH8
aweebitbmpy
I built it one piece at a time and it didn’t cost me a dime...
attofreak
Idk, seems good deal for a few hundred bucks of furniture...
idiosamatik
I got it one piece at a time-didn’t cost me a dime-you’ll know it’s me when I come through your town...
tomyironmane
Gonna ride around in style. Gonna drive everybody wild. I'll have the only one there is around.
michealangleo
Golgothanworm
juzzfuzz
The guardian of repost, known to be misheard, ignored and forgotten, tries to tell: all has happened before and all will come to pass again
FrankTheThunderbird
CompletelyUniqueUsername
People get arrested for shoplifting at the dollar store. This is that.
buttwheek
So? You sleep on the floor?
tonalstates
He sleeps on scraps and bolts... for now
nobodywhatsoever
NoT aNy MoRe!
cloudmarusan
/a/jA1tRzL
LetMeinNow
Oh I nut more than once a month...
CanadianCobraChicken
Including November?
RandAIFlagg
extra in November
legofham
We have to make up for those who abstain, if the average nutting number drops entropy begins
GermanSausageIsTheWurst
Stay healthy, avoid No Nut November
DeHumpty
Especially November
Fleaofpain
No. You get wood in November.
JZKillaT68
And then soak yer logs in December
wetbandits23
We don’t ship spare parts.
yowen2000
Yeah when I ordered my kitchen I was missing the sink drain, but that was its own part number, they did send me that.
gqkris
You are just spare parts, aren’t ya bud?
wetbandits23
Yup
skydivingbigfoot
I get shipped around all the time and I'm nothing but spare parts.
ThatShiftyMonkey
HedonistBeard
Oh cool, so this package I just got with a spare part for my thingy, it just randomly appeared after I contacted IKEA customer service?
Caphalor
Sure we do. Just gotta have a receipt and go to the store and make a compelling argument
forelle
30 times in a row? Even if nobody would notice, it would be more economical to work minimum wage and just buy the damn thing.
Caphalor
I believe they put the number of the receipt into a database to make sure this doesn't happen too often
wetbandits23
Yeah people come to the store for spare parts which we have tons of but we’ve never shipped them to anyone
Caphalor
Our store does. If something isn't available here they order it by mail. Small parts only of course. Like the plug of a bathroom sink
YoungsterJoey19
Can confirm we do not ship spare parts
plainoldusername
Are you guys ikea?
YoungsterJoey19
Yes
hankdogg
The first one was IK, the second EA
CaptainMarkoRamius
The second one will sell you half a table, then sell the rest of it for installments of $30 each.
JohnSnot
So we need to assemble even comments, makes sense
Rektastic
I think you just insulted the second person by calling them EA
illmx
SICK BURN
hankdogg
Oh shit, my apologies. Nobody can be that bad.
Invyggle
IK is dead.
nmgwynn
Yup