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AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
One of my best friends met him through make a wish foundation. He gave her his number and they hang out often. He's a great guy with kids
Drice
Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE YOU DIDNT FUCKING COOK IT! - Gordon
FirstThingThatCameToMind
He got fish and chips wrong.
WabbitCZEN
#10 is why I love this man.
TkMacintosh
Two things...1) How did he know what a poodle penis looked like? 2) Where's the "AHH! My dick is stuck in the drawer!" pic?
LlamaFrequency
Keairan
Wait, isn't a fresh salad a good thing? Or is this some sort of weird off-shoot of salad.
Darjanator
Ramsey gives out compliments?
Cynistera
Randy Marsh is my bf's spirit animal and Gordon Ramsey is mine.
dustygamedev
DoYouEvenSpamMissPiggyrmerAndBaboonhansenBro
it bothers me that the real quotes and memes are mixed.
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Saffron89
Sebastian was a crab.
PaulFerrar
My life is a lie!
BlueDanube
https://45.media.tumblr.com/a2a646cc8620db1a291efe167218bc9b/tumblr_mswt2d6Cyz1rit5nao4_250.gif
DragonLordG
What show is he on anyway? Is there a link to it online?
Krawkyz
Still Classic
lasergunpewpewpew
"This post has so much grain, you could feed an army with it." ~Ramsay
kcxlefty
Does someone have the pictures where one of his students yells at the others and Ramsey tries to contain his laughter?
perzon
"You people cook like old people fuck" - this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBh_UpWRyRA
muchomacho
No
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kcxlefty
You're my hero
thebolo200
And what a username you selected.
batts
It bothers me that real quotes and memes are mixed
jrau18
I just skipped the memes. The actual quotes were better.
mimomisu
been binge watching masterchef lately and I agree, the actual quotes only would be better. Even include some from Joe, he's even meanier
EngineerZero
Yeah this post really ran out of steam about half way through.
ChaosLierLen637
Honestly that just shows how great he really is as an entertainer.
actualjesus
"One does not simply serve me bad food.". Come on, I'd expect better from 9gag
LexBryant1995
Well this post isn't a Georgia prom, so…
fartbox
You forgot "YOU COOK LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK!"
honeyleaf
Sorry for some repeats! I must of not payed attention to some
pugofstardock
Your post had so much repeats, the movie groundhog day is based on it.
slipperygspotnastypose
OP, If you cook like you grammar, see insults above.
insanemaestro
+1 for you honesty.
zhodges
agreed
buthowdoyoueven
Must have* I'm sorry.
whateversomethingdifferentiguessfkit
don't apologize for that one. those who can't figure out "must of" vs "must have" do not deserve keyboards of any kind.
slightlyhotcontents
Thank you.
Czck
I dont really think the salad one is bad it's more a compliment to have fresh salad
Buckbeak1486
It's absolutely shocking how he is around kids compared to adults. He's incredibly loving and supportive with kids. Adults are just meatbags
whyteraven74
He's actually quite different towards adults on his English shows a lot less getting cranky and screamimg
Buckbeak1486
That's because Americans are dumber than Neanderthals compared to the Brits.
Copperdragon
He only loses his shit if he thinks you're not trying your best.
Buckbeak1486
Well, Americans are lazier than the Brits.
Copperdragon
We'd need a scientific assessment. And a unit of measurement.
dononymous
He's a jerk!
dononymous
He's really nice on the kid's show, though.
thethirdeye
Said by someone that's never worked with a Chef.
RyenTTD
And jerks sell. I hear he can actually be quite nice when the film ain't Rollin.
DreadPirateKate
If you've ever worked with a real chef who ultimately is responsible for both quality of food and safety of food handling, you'd get it.
DreadPirateKate
Doing it wrong doesn't just lose customers, it can make people really sick and in some instances kill them.
Pointlesscommentary
Yes but we love him!
Waganga
If you watch some of his other work like Masterchef and Kitchen Nightmares, you'll actually find he's a big softy.
Howtogrowwood
I know im going to be downvoted to hell but. The guy doesnt need to be a asshole 100% of the time. I understand stress test but really.
StillbornGod
And he's not. Watch Kitchen Nightmares for a few episodes, he's only an ass to people who don't listen or give him lip. Respect is key.
Howtogrowwood
Fair enough, i dont watch much TV but this just seems to be what i know him due to imgur.
StillbornGod
Fair enough. Remember, someone's most memeified quality might not accurately reflect their personality!
lastjulyyougavemeyourheart
It doesn't matter that you're fat or thin, attractive or ordinary, Ramsay's got an insult.
mibango
He has his master not only in cooking
OverlyDramaticSloth
His master is cooking because he's not afraid to roast someone.