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Originally posted by @Hydr0Dr4gon about 11 months ago
FP edit: wow went on lunch at work and saw I made it to the front page. Thank you all. Made my day a bit better.
Cat tax. This is link
captbananapants
Omg I never realised I wanted a fireplace in the shower until just now.....
BubbaRunski
#3 I WANT TO BELIEVE!!!
DYLANLEE79
GD it all I want is water pressure strong enough that it kinda hurts.
MrWoland
It would be awesome to fap in most of these showers tho
BatmanRidingANarwhal
I'd freaking love to have #1
TanithRosenbaum
Hi Link. And happy cakeday, OP!
jetflight
Open&Exposed type showers are meant for people who look closer to Elsa Jean, rather than Danny DeVito.
SolarDuck
THen is your name Zelda cuz everyone knows he saved you .
FelixTheAnimator
My theory for bathrooms like that is that they are merely backdrop for rich men to ogle their trophy wives (who pretend not to notice.)
thatskindahot
The only response I could think of
MissKayree
My cat's name is Link also!
NOM33
U jelly bruh?
Morg729
What is wrong with shower curtain? I'd feel overexposed in all of these
HolyCringeLordBatman
Exposed to who, in your own home?
MaybeADoctor
I would love to have #1, #4, or, #6
TheMayorOfTittyCity
The open showers like #1 only work if you live in Phoenix where it is 80 degrees in your house. It is amazing how cold open showers are.
PresidentProTempore
I totally have this buried in my favorites somewhere, from before the time of favorite folders. Those were dark times.
Celticairborne
You haven't taken 8 hours to organize your old favorites? What else would you do at work?
beguilingkittenpants
Tbh? Ive always wanted a shower that could fill up like in cartoons. It seems like a really cool idea.
identityx2013
It does, but the one with the seat looks like it doesn’t. I’d like to redo the door on blue and have it open inwards/ have the hinges inside
zeacorzeppelin10
Many are impractical, they would most likely be cold with all the open air.
identityx2013
They aren’t. I’m seeing a lot of comments that say this, but there’s a difference between stepping out of a shower and an open shower area.
zeacorzeppelin10
Still a lot of money to waste on negative space.
Hawaii5Hoe
All of these seem to have great shower sex possibilities, especially #8.
dweadpiewitwobbits
If your knees are tough enough.
mratio
I would put this in my living room and call it the Chamber of Fortitude.
MickScandalous
I though cakeday was the birthday of your imgur profile?
MemeMuseumCurator
It is. This person just hit 1 year.
mratio
Yes, perhaps @OP waited a few weeks to favorite anything?
Rykala
Yes I did. When I first joined I was working two jobs which equaled 70ish hours a week. Did not have much time for anything.
astralomega
I just cant imagine having to clean these more than anything
JenkholeUnchained
#7 I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!!!
mratio
I like potatoes
KCBeard
I like trains
SolidBrassAndHangingLow
Can we all agree that those rainfall showers (straight down) kinda suck.
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
Yes!
ourmrswashburne
You shut your whore mouth! As someone who is 6'2" I yearned for a shower that didn't spray directly at my nipples until I discovered those.
Chinwekewa
I think they're amazing
origamivagina
Architects are weird... when I invite mine to a resort where people once took off clothing... they vanish
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Why?
origamivagina
Fear of living? Don’t know... I was naked
DarkSock
As an architect - can confirm
BlueSpaceLizard
I think it's because they despise curves. Sharp angles and the colour grey turns them on.
1x1y
#1 Are people really to ...nervous ...anxiery or something for it being so open? That's the part I like about that shower, that its so open.
51rebaS
It'll get cold as fuck. If I keep the shower door closed, it stays warm. If I leave it open, it feels cold even in the summer.
CharityQuill
that and if somebody went inside to use the toilet and didn't realize bathroom was occupied....
ILikeSciFi
Surprise shower sex!
BlessYourBeautifulHide
Put a lock on your bathroom door.
sillybananas
as a typical female who is always cold and takes scorching showers, I would totally love a fireplace in my shower.
Mrdaihatsu
You might be surprised by Santa!
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
Me too!
ilovecake
StunnedGoofy
I like the waterfall one... But looks like hot water would run out in 5 seconds...
CyberAkuma
Could have it's own heater, possibly one of those tankless ones.
AMRIV
On a standard water heater sure. But if you've got money for that kind of shower and its water bill you can afford the heater for it.
kruug
You run the regular shower head for cleaning. The waterfall is run after, and it recycles.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Instant HWS FTW!
Counterfit
You'll need a shitload of BTU for that
LordIggy
Not if you reuse the grey water! *alwaysthinking*
kissmyassets
Yes. Re-use dirty water.
kruug
Pretty much correct. Yes.
Hoparistic
I ounce stayed in hotel that had #2. I'm six foot four and even I was pushed against the wall. I discovered you can drown standing up.
mantisaurusrex
As someone who is 5'2" and terrified of being submerged in water, that is a nightmare come to life.
Hoparistic
Haha awe the little person, don't worry when the tide comes you have my shoulders to ride on to safety, friend :)
GuywholikesWomenontop
isn't this a masturbatory dream?
Hoparistic
Nah I like breathing
GuywholikesWomenontop
well, I'm into scuba-gear so perhaps this makes the difference :)
Hoparistic
?
GuywholikesWomenontop
scuba-diving?
Skibearbumm
My grandparents have 4 ceiling mounted shower heads that are all pointing at you from different angles. There is no excaping the water.
johnson21
They nasty ;)
plainoldfool
Skibear, I hate to tell you this although I think you already know... grandma and grandpa are into some freaky shit. Lucky fucks.
TinyRedDragon
Drown you sha'll matey, no escape form the sea wrath......wel that water was the sea once
CptRobotNinja
Water boarding yourself first thing in the morning is how you get ahead in life young man
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
DAMNIT, WE'RE ONLY MAKING THOSE PRISONERS STRONGER!
SDog08939
Lol
idontneednostinkingpuffin
escaping*
PmMeGifsForSauce
Huh, never would have guessed that's what he was saying. Thanks for clearing up that unintelligible error.
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
It don't be like it is, but it do
boomalaty
GavinTheGrenade
I NEED to save this gif. Type that all the time.
ctennessen
My problem with that is that you can't step out of the stream to use bodywash and suds up. Or for a woman they couldn't let conditioner set
hyptosis
Or, for a woman, they couldn't let the man stand in the corner cold while they use the warm shower head water.
nightaccio129
Or have a safe spot to apply shaving cream/shave your legs
CyberAkuma
Just... turn off the heads? It's not possible to turn them off and make the water go through the faucet?
AirfishNomad
Because cold
NoCreativity3
If you really want to "save water" eat 1 less pound of beef ever in your lifetime. There. You've saved 2,400 gallons of water.
valen00
Or just turn the tap off and stop wasting water?
ctennessen
I consciously avoid wating water whenever possible, but the shower is the kinda place that should be an exception. It's a SHOWER
valen00
so you step outside the shower and have the water pour down the drain for a few minutes for no particular reason?
NoCreativity3
Wasting water. Lmao
valen00
They literally said make the water go down the drain rather than hit your body, how is that not a waste?
Myowngrampa
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET IT SIT?!
Legne
Yeah, usually. Some longer than others. I have some argan oil shampoo that you're supposed to let sit for like 3 minutes. Makes it so shiny~
ctennessen
I don't know, ask a woman with long hair. My ex wife would let it sit about a minute
lyricallove
Some conditioners you do. I just follow the directions on the bottle.
Myowngrampa
But reading is hard...
Sutashi
I let it sit while I wash the rest of me. So not long but it makes a difference.
redbaronshotsauce
U should actually just do things like shave and scrub but wash after u rinse conditioner out. Good for your hair clogs up your pores tho!
Myowngrampa
YOU WASH THE REST OF YOU?!
Sutashi
No. I have a guy for that.
AntTrapHouse
I would shower in open and exposed 2, but what happens to the little pool? do I have to drain it every time I shower? What about soap suds?
DoomSkuller
Either of the open and exposeds is good for exhibitionists
ctennessen
I imagine that that one is more like a pool with a shower, as compared to a shower with a pool.
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
Lets not forget the ridiculous water bill that alone is cringe worthy even if you are rich.
DatButch
As a Canadian, hahaha, water bill. But waste of potable water indeed.
Lokiramza
There is a lip around the basin that will drain water if it gets too full. Kind of like how your sink has a secondary drain for the same.
SsSsSs111112232
The little poo goes down the drain
mratio
Butt...where does the big poo go?
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IceWeaselX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuQDYOrh5wM
TeriyakiTyphoon
Just plug your drain with a ton of hair for the same experience.
natalie2k8
And this went from cool to gross real quick for me.
MayorOfScrapCity
That's how you live large on a budget, son
mratio
My car does this for me.
StandingOnTheMoon
Suds fucking everywhere
BeaverLikeTheAnimal
How about that peeper looking around the corner?
WellBehavedZombie
From my thought process, the shower itself uses the water in the tub. So in order to use it you would first need to fill the basin ...
WellBehavedZombie
Until at minimum the lower intakes fill past the pumps. So the pumps are probably below the tub so that they fill first to keep damage down
WellBehavedZombie
and may also double as a drain. If it's not done this way, then your water input + output has to be matched. Seems really wasteful that way
WellBehavedZombie
But the shower portion would also not have to deal with possible issues w/ foam suds, body hair, and other issues from second hand water.
detour512
What about when you take the loofa and really get in the butt crack and scrub...so many questions...
ShootYourGooMyDude
Yeah, open and exposed #2 looks amazing actually. I'm sure they paid enough for someone to figure out how to make it easy to use.
etilauqa
You would be stuck in the shower because it'd be too cold and drafty outside the water
b0Bm3h
As if they don’t have heated tiles and mini heaters blowing hot heat into the heatless areas. Heat.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
That's not for cleaning yourself in. That's for rinsing and soaking in after cleaning.
MacrossGirl
I shower before a bath so this makes perfect sense to me.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
It's a pretty common asian practice.
Fishworshipper
Soaking in the filth that you just washed off?
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Again you don't wash off IN that pool.
urawizardarry
Meaning you wash off at a separate shower and the little pool is most likely filled with minerals to soak your skin in.
UnknownSquid
No, as in, you have a separate shower for general cleaning. That's just a recreational shower. ( Weird rich people things... )
SwitchPup
Money is the biggest difference between "weird" and "eccentric." I wish I had the money to be eccentric!
Cheeseweenie
The bath houses, you shower first before bathing, because you won't get the water dirty
thewinkingskeever
If u own that shower you’re actually rich and the staff sort it all out
LadyTashviv
or you've saved for years for your dreamshower, now what?
PmMeGifsForSauce
Now you don't fill the bath portion when you want to shower, or you do and shower with your grime at your feet.
LadyTashviv
sounds like every shower with a bathtub tbh.
Knazoo
^ This.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
i discovered a similar truth when asking a rich guy how much time he spends up keeping his 70 foot boat. "i have people for that" 1/2
CongratsYouAreHereNow
"ohhhh yeeeeah... you're rich as fuck, that's right"
PmMeGifsForSauce
That's the thing boat owners don't tell you. It's like a sinkhole you just keep throwing money into. Or maintenance.
InDubiousBattle
Boat (noun): a hole in water into which you throw money; (acronym) Bail Out Another Thousand.
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Can I still pee in the pool like I do in the shower?
MrMaRzZ
I'm peeing I don't care
mufosta
Asking the important questions.
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
You do you. Don't let anybody dull your sparkle.
twohearteddoctor
How do i waffle stomp the shit down the drain!
Krieghund
It looks like someone already has
vindik8or
THERE'S NO P IN MY OOL!
ShastyMcnasty86
Buub
CaptainTiddlemittens
Yet.
ShastyMcnasty86
Bb
ScreamedStableBoy
Can I pee in the shower like I do in the pool?
Vloddamick
https://youtu.be/zeTQoDpQaT4
SyCo921
Can I shower with a pool of pee?
SocoFox
All things are possible with that shower.
DevilishlySnowy
Only at R Kelly's house
ididstayataholidayinnlastnight
Or Vladimir Putin's