Given this administration's devotion to cosmetics why should VF need to retouch? I'm sure that, like their fake tanned leader, they do whatever they feel is necessary for their appearance long before the camera appears.
Evil isn't hidden by make up or touch up, it permeates through all media like poison breath, which they also do really well every time they open their maws.
But does anyone actually read vanity fair? I feel like that crap fell off along with kids selling magazines door to door in the 90s. I hate everything about adulthood and looking back, I hate most of what I now understand my childhood to be.
Fuck people. The bad apples absolutely ruin EVERYTHING.
I'll be honest, I don't give a shit if most people have lip filler or whatever else these cunts are getting mocked for, I care about what kind of person they are. The problem? They don't care if I think they're the embodiment of evil on this earth, they care if I notice how cakey their makeup looks.
We SHOULD mock these peoples appearance, because appearance is the only thing that matters to them.
Also because it's fucked up that they can get gender affirming care but deny it to others.
Honestly, a picture of me this close up wouldn’t look any better. I don’t have any fillers or botox or anything, but I’m 45. I have pores and wrinkles. My skin is textured. The difference between these people and me isn’t evident in a photo. The difference is that I don’t tell easily disprovable lies for fun or profit.
I appreciate the sentiment but politicians ARE celebrities. A celebrity is simply a famous (or infamous) person. They don't have to be in movies and TV.
I still can't understand why her skin looks so bad. That's either some of the worst makeup on the planet or bitch has never heard of the word 'moisturizer'.
A lot of it is lighting as well. Beauty portraiture often has a light above and another below the subject and they're usually large, soft light sources that are close to the subject. This helps to "fill in" a lot of wrinkles etc. Personally, hats off to the tog for his choice in lighting and no retouching.
It's not that bad. That's a very high resolution camera which is bound to pick up imperfections (especially when makeup creates a crinkly layer), and the artificial lighting is bound to amplify it. It's not too surprising given her age and WHAT THE FUCK SHE'S 28??
Honestly, most of that papery texture is probably caked on makeup, she's too young for her skin to look like that, but the lip filler needle marks are pretty stark
Wouldn't it be hilarious though if they each had to prove, in court, that the photos were not photoshopped and that's really how terrible their faces look?
Idk what im missing, I know I don't open this app as often as others, but I literally cannot remember the last pro maga post here. Its a good thing, yes, but I'm not seeing them. Care to share any links?
Prosecute her? Absolutely. For causing serious, potentially irreversible psychological harm by showing us her gruesome close-ups without our consent, and for forcing us to watch them, lest we be considered members of a domestic terrorist group if we'd refuse to watch.
A lot of celebrity coverage isn't really journalism, but promotional puff pieces meant to present the celebrity in a good light. If you don't present them well, you're not going to get more celebrities agreeing to do a piece for your paper/magazine. This applies not just to the photos, but the writing as well. it's clear VF did not give a fuck about being welcomed back to cover these assholes again.
Magazines retouch celebrities for their own gain often too - especially if their women - as hot women sell issues. I know Jameela Jamil has talked a lot about images of her being retouched without her approval/knowledge and nowadays she only agrees to photo shoots on the premise that nothing will be retouched. She’s had to fight for her right to be shown just as she is.
glovelyday
Given this administration's devotion to cosmetics why should VF need to retouch? I'm sure that, like their fake tanned leader, they do whatever they feel is necessary for their appearance long before the camera appears.
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Fuck you too Christopher for giving more visibility to these rotting pieces of shit, no matter how “showing how really are” or other bullshits
onemightyandstrong
Trump... Not even once.
Calicoastin818
chatawillybilly
Bet she has a Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) and silicon titties to go along with her fake lips, fake hair and fake nails.
Freeasabird2015
Evil isn't hidden by make up or touch up, it permeates through all media like poison breath, which they also do really well every time they open their maws.
L0rdinquisit0r
why are they so zoomed in
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Its his portrait style. Has been for ages. Anyone contracting should *know* that.
azazyel
RigidGristle
TooCoolForZuul
The plane! The plane!
InDogsWeThrust
But does anyone actually read vanity fair? I feel like that crap fell off along with kids selling magazines door to door in the 90s. I hate everything about adulthood and looking back, I hate most of what I now understand my childhood to be.
Fuck people. The bad apples absolutely ruin EVERYTHING.
backrideup9
The blemishes that show on camera aren't the blemishes anyone should care about anyway.
georgejimmydoodle
But they're a good reminder.
IrrelevantHandle
I'll be honest, I don't give a shit if most people have lip filler or whatever else these cunts are getting mocked for, I care about what kind of person they are. The problem? They don't care if I think they're the embodiment of evil on this earth, they care if I notice how cakey their makeup looks.
We SHOULD mock these peoples appearance, because appearance is the only thing that matters to them.
Also because it's fucked up that they can get gender affirming care but deny it to others.
EmilyPseu
Honestly, a picture of me this close up wouldn’t look any better. I don’t have any fillers or botox or anything, but I’m 45. I have pores and wrinkles. My skin is textured. The difference between these people and me isn’t evident in a photo. The difference is that I don’t tell easily disprovable lies for fun or profit.
swedeonamoose
Tbh they are more like the SA in that Trump would def fuck them all over if it was beneficial for him at that moment..
BeardOnTheInside
Ugh. Those scabby injection sights on her lips are unnerving.
BeardOnTheInside
*sites
OctaviaMinor
If he really didn't edit photos, why does his Bernie sanders one make him look 50...
OctaviaMinor
also Bernie is my guy, but I can say for sure he doesn't look that good
OctaviaMinor
OctaviaMinor
The bernie i know
Blackfinity
So WormLips Leavitt is going for the Mar-A Loco Face look too?
mastikator
It's a job requirement for MAGA women. All must conform to the standards set by the "republic" of Gilead.
detstevegrabowski
When you're rotten to the core, nothing hides the ugly.
Dolenmorgul
As ugly on the outside as on the inside
Zootsoot
Let’s keep it simple:
What idiot gets lip filler done the week of a magazine shoot?
LanceSackless
So those marks have to be from recent work? Or is it possible to have visible scarring? Im not sure how it works
Aryakickass
Yikes. Didn't notice until I saw the close up.
911Poopoo
Im a dude and I thought this 😂
lonosham
Sentence could end after four words!
ropetopus
What idiot gets lip, indeed.
DarnThisStuff
Let's keep it simple
Wikitoria
Oh, lip filler, I thought it was probably syphilis from the cock of her boss.
yalczero
It can be two things at the same time.
SlamCampbell
The kind of person who gets its regularly enough. Im sure no one at work ever mentions it
...to her face.
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
She would be very angry with you right now if her face muscles weren't paralyzed by all the botox.
BikeTrailsAndWaggingTails
this idiot
banderan
That face is 28 yrs old
IIikethecutofyourjib
And getting gender affirming care while taking it away from everyone else
thedarkcanuck
...are those herpes sores?
marsilies
Speculation I've seen is injection sites for lip filler.
lonosham
Lip-filler injection sites
jethroismaxbaer5772
I appreciate the sentiment but politicians ARE celebrities. A celebrity is simply a famous (or infamous) person. They don't have to be in movies and TV.
jethroismaxbaer5772
Downvote all you want, that won't stop it from being true. https://imgur.com/Qp2Bk3s.png
IgnisInvictus
I still can't understand why her skin looks so bad. That's either some of the worst makeup on the planet or bitch has never heard of the word 'moisturizer'.
gronzilla
There's nothing wrong with that skin AFAICT
gronzilla
Oh wait. 28 y/o?
bantern
She is 28 years old. Let that sink in.
theVodkaCircle
A lot of it is lighting as well. Beauty portraiture often has a light above and another below the subject and they're usually large, soft light sources that are close to the subject. This helps to "fill in" a lot of wrinkles etc.
Personally, hats off to the tog for his choice in lighting and no retouching.
NotACanadian
It's not that bad. That's a very high resolution camera which is bound to pick up imperfections (especially when makeup creates a crinkly layer), and the artificial lighting is bound to amplify it. It's not too surprising given her age and WHAT THE FUCK SHE'S 28??
gronzilla
Wait what. The close up is not showing us the essence of the message it was trying to convey
69thStPepper
Honestly, most of that papery texture is probably caked on makeup, she's too young for her skin to look like that, but the lip filler needle marks are pretty stark
IgnisInvictus
I don't know much about lip filler or botox, I'da thought she just had freckles.
Huh. If she does, that explains the caked on makeup.
Or they're needle marks. The photo is not flattering.
taez555
Reading the amount of maga posts this morning saying they should sue has been funny. Sue for not photoshopping?
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
The maga are "the internet"? I feel attacked.
ilovetraveler
Fucking snowflakes.
RetrogradeLlama
MAGA's aren't known for their intelligence.
JurgenWindcallerz
MAGA here: What are things?
ArcaneFocus
Wouldn't it be hilarious though if they each had to prove, in court, that the photos were not photoshopped and that's really how terrible their faces look?
CoalhouseWalker
This photoshoot was the work of a very skilled photographer who knew exactly what they were doing
philmoregraves
Sue for $10b for defamation. Bc yano that makes sense /s
LitterBoxKing
The party of Mar-a-Lago-Face is upset.
LaffertyDanie1
Don't they get final approval for these kinda pieces anyway?
taterthotsfordinner
Idk what im missing, I know I don't open this app as often as others, but I literally cannot remember the last pro maga post here. Its a good thing, yes, but I'm not seeing them. Care to share any links?
taez555
Oh no, I meant Facebook and comment sections on general on news sites.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Sue for showing the truth. You know how much they hate that.
19marcurious57
Prosecute her? Absolutely. For causing serious, potentially irreversible psychological harm by showing us her gruesome close-ups without our consent, and for forcing us to watch them, lest we be considered members of a domestic terrorist group if we'd refuse to watch.
Murdertron5000
Maga can rot in hell
Drew442
Can and will
GreyKnightTemplar666
You mean they want gender affirming care given to their pictures?!
sundaymondayhippyday
Brilliant response! Needs no touch-ups! ….. https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcWppOHJkMGFqYm83Y2tmb2I3NWw5M2Ixc3AxbTlvdTY5cTNyZGNibyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/26DMYM4S4RytWCoQU/giphy.mp4
Loctavius
Preferred names are gender affirming care. Looking at you, Cruz and Vance.
3Davideo
Also if you're not employed/paid by the celebrity to do so, why retouch the photo of the celebrity anyway? They're not entitled to that by default.
marsilies
A lot of celebrity coverage isn't really journalism, but promotional puff pieces meant to present the celebrity in a good light. If you don't present them well, you're not going to get more celebrities agreeing to do a piece for your paper/magazine. This applies not just to the photos, but the writing as well. it's clear VF did not give a fuck about being welcomed back to cover these assholes again.
stillnodog
Magazines retouch celebrities for their own gain often too - especially if their women - as hot women sell issues. I know Jameela Jamil has talked a lot about images of her being retouched without her approval/knowledge and nowadays she only agrees to photo shoots on the premise that nothing will be retouched. She’s had to fight for her right to be shown just as she is.
stillnodog
*They’re