Gestapo Bitch

Dec 18, 2025 5:51 PM

SoggySour

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Given this administration's devotion to cosmetics why should VF need to retouch? I'm sure that, like their fake tanned leader, they do whatever they feel is necessary for their appearance long before the camera appears.

3 months ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 1

Fuck you too Christopher for giving more visibility to these rotting pieces of shit, no matter how “showing how really are” or other bullshits

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Trump... Not even once.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bet she has a Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) and silicon titties to go along with her fake lips, fake hair and fake nails.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Evil isn't hidden by make up or touch up, it permeates through all media like poison breath, which they also do really well every time they open their maws.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why are they so zoomed in

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Its his portrait style. Has been for ages. Anyone contracting should *know* that.

3 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The plane! The plane!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But does anyone actually read vanity fair? I feel like that crap fell off along with kids selling magazines door to door in the 90s. I hate everything about adulthood and looking back, I hate most of what I now understand my childhood to be.

Fuck people. The bad apples absolutely ruin EVERYTHING.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The blemishes that show on camera aren't the blemishes anyone should care about anyway.

3 months ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 0

But they're a good reminder.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll be honest, I don't give a shit if most people have lip filler or whatever else these cunts are getting mocked for, I care about what kind of person they are. The problem? They don't care if I think they're the embodiment of evil on this earth, they care if I notice how cakey their makeup looks.

We SHOULD mock these peoples appearance, because appearance is the only thing that matters to them.

Also because it's fucked up that they can get gender affirming care but deny it to others.

3 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Honestly, a picture of me this close up wouldn’t look any better. I don’t have any fillers or botox or anything, but I’m 45. I have pores and wrinkles. My skin is textured. The difference between these people and me isn’t evident in a photo. The difference is that I don’t tell easily disprovable lies for fun or profit.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tbh they are more like the SA in that Trump would def fuck them all over if it was beneficial for him at that moment..

3 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Ugh. Those scabby injection sights on her lips are unnerving.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*sites

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If he really didn't edit photos, why does his Bernie sanders one make him look 50...

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

also Bernie is my guy, but I can say for sure he doesn't look that good

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

The bernie i know

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

So WormLips Leavitt is going for the Mar-A Loco Face look too?

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's a job requirement for MAGA women. All must conform to the standards set by the "republic" of Gilead.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

When you're rotten to the core, nothing hides the ugly.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As ugly on the outside as on the inside

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let’s keep it simple:
What idiot gets lip filler done the week of a magazine shoot?

3 months ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

So those marks have to be from recent work? Or is it possible to have visible scarring? Im not sure how it works

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yikes. Didn't notice until I saw the close up.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im a dude and I thought this 😂

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sentence could end after four words!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

What idiot gets lip, indeed.

3 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Let's keep it simple

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh, lip filler, I thought it was probably syphilis from the cock of her boss.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It can be two things at the same time.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The kind of person who gets its regularly enough. Im sure no one at work ever mentions it

...to her face.

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

She would be very angry with you right now if her face muscles weren't paralyzed by all the botox.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

this idiot

3 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

That face is 28 yrs old

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And getting gender affirming care while taking it away from everyone else

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...are those herpes sores?

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Speculation I've seen is injection sites for lip filler.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lip-filler injection sites

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I appreciate the sentiment but politicians ARE celebrities. A celebrity is simply a famous (or infamous) person. They don't have to be in movies and TV.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Downvote all you want, that won't stop it from being true. https://imgur.com/Qp2Bk3s.png

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I still can't understand why her skin looks so bad. That's either some of the worst makeup on the planet or bitch has never heard of the word 'moisturizer'.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

There's nothing wrong with that skin AFAICT

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh wait. 28 y/o?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

She is 28 years old. Let that sink in.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A lot of it is lighting as well. Beauty portraiture often has a light above and another below the subject and they're usually large, soft light sources that are close to the subject. This helps to "fill in" a lot of wrinkles etc.
Personally, hats off to the tog for his choice in lighting and no retouching.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not that bad. That's a very high resolution camera which is bound to pick up imperfections (especially when makeup creates a crinkly layer), and the artificial lighting is bound to amplify it. It's not too surprising given her age and WHAT THE FUCK SHE'S 28??

3 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Wait what. The close up is not showing us the essence of the message it was trying to convey

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, most of that papery texture is probably caked on makeup, she's too young for her skin to look like that, but the lip filler needle marks are pretty stark

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I don't know much about lip filler or botox, I'da thought she just had freckles.

Huh. If she does, that explains the caked on makeup.

Or they're needle marks. The photo is not flattering.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reading the amount of maga posts this morning saying they should sue has been funny. Sue for not photoshopping?

3 months ago | Likes 420 Dislikes 3

The maga are "the internet"? I feel attacked.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking snowflakes.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

MAGA's aren't known for their intelligence.

3 months ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 0

MAGA here: What are things?

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Wouldn't it be hilarious though if they each had to prove, in court, that the photos were not photoshopped and that's really how terrible their faces look?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This photoshoot was the work of a very skilled photographer who knew exactly what they were doing

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Sue for $10b for defamation. Bc yano that makes sense /s

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The party of Mar-a-Lago-Face is upset.

3 months ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Don't they get final approval for these kinda pieces anyway?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk what im missing, I know I don't open this app as often as others, but I literally cannot remember the last pro maga post here. Its a good thing, yes, but I'm not seeing them. Care to share any links?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh no, I meant Facebook and comment sections on general on news sites.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sue for showing the truth. You know how much they hate that.

3 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Prosecute her? Absolutely. For causing serious, potentially irreversible psychological harm by showing us her gruesome close-ups without our consent, and for forcing us to watch them, lest we be considered members of a domestic terrorist group if we'd refuse to watch.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Maga can rot in hell

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can and will

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mean they want gender affirming care given to their pictures?!

3 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Preferred names are gender affirming care. Looking at you, Cruz and Vance.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Also if you're not employed/paid by the celebrity to do so, why retouch the photo of the celebrity anyway? They're not entitled to that by default.

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

A lot of celebrity coverage isn't really journalism, but promotional puff pieces meant to present the celebrity in a good light. If you don't present them well, you're not going to get more celebrities agreeing to do a piece for your paper/magazine. This applies not just to the photos, but the writing as well. it's clear VF did not give a fuck about being welcomed back to cover these assholes again.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Magazines retouch celebrities for their own gain often too - especially if their women - as hot women sell issues. I know Jameela Jamil has talked a lot about images of her being retouched without her approval/knowledge and nowadays she only agrees to photo shoots on the premise that nothing will be retouched. She’s had to fight for her right to be shown just as she is.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*They’re

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0