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0x1CEB00DA
you even lost the hole in the pants
SparklDriver
From Jaba to Yoda.
FriendshipSeven
How many skinectomies were performed?
gabe98Villain
Meth is a hell of a drug
Gunthervonhinten
Time to start eating a bit again. Your ribs are showing!
NellyMr
You went from flabby the hut to damn solo
jaymckool
Who cares about the excess fat that was left. You did something beautiful and I'm proud of you for it bro. Good job on being healthy!
missbaastrup
AMAZING! Well done!!!
dantonic
WOW good job man!
M4nFle5h
Documentary: the melted man. Happy for you sir. You are an inspiration to us all 1+
Zeke25
In just a little over 3 years you managed to lose your glasses!!! Very impressive, I lose mine weekly.
TheBigPoo
You should have made a leather jacket out of your skin.
TheGrayLanternsApathy
That is surprisingly little excess skin.
Elven91
Those nipples traveled like one full meter
crazycatman
By being cut out and reattached.
aeouk
mattyreaver
Ask Anakin a lightsaber cut his body weight in half
ellseeawesomesauce
Dieticians hate him!
IGoByMeme
Ah, yes, the 'South Bronx Paradise' diet.
miketrevino21
Meth.... not even once
GrissVioleGrace
They do, with careful cuts here and there :v
Friend0fours
I bet you he found his lightsaber! ;)
TangerineRaptor
I should buy a giant pair of pants. I haven't lost weight but giant pants should make it look like it
HellenicTaxCollector
this is an awesome transformation
MyBossFoundOutMyUserNameSoIHadToChangeIt
WTF man!!! Where’s the lightsaber?
HAMMERHEAD5000
That’s how he lost the weight...
morphemus
Your body is so happy that your loose skin flabs make a smiley face with your nipples. great job!
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
I love you.
morphemus
I love you too.
ThermoNuke
That skeleton In the fat man got out!!!
PhilanthropicMisanthrope
Happy Halloween!
CziltangBrone
DOOT DOOT DOOT!!!
Eight77
You extended your life by at least 20 years.
TheChaosPath
No, we're supposed to keep him motivated
Killertomato84
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
TheSatch
Came here to post this
ping0s
Only works if you use it daily.
DraconicPuissance
Y'all act like this man's muscle tone isn't obvious. Hard work was put into this. Grats, @OP
racecarbackwerds
hell is one cocaine of a drug
21Oracles
Looks like we all thought of the same line immediately
MrBojangles85
Rex83ll4t0r
U too fast
Galaexius
Great minds think alike lol
Jowrdan
I was literally thinking the same
Irishitup
Ilikeyogurt
That's sad
YouThinkThatsBad
ThatguythatsaysTHEEdumbestShit
That is fucking AWESOME!!
nspectre
Meth. Just once. For a while.
vvendy
That guy posts in a keto fb group I’m in. He’s really kind, he lost it with gastric bypass and keto, and had skin removal surgery.
tacticalattackterriers
I was just trying to figure out a non-creepy way to say that his skin looked really good for that much weight loss.
alpacasaurusrex
I hope he finds a better diet then keto, long term keto is really not healthy.
vvendy
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2716748/
alpacasaurusrex
https://www.healthline.com/health-news/keto-diet-is-gaining-popularity-but-is-it-safe-121914
alpacasaurusrex
Testing on 89 people doesn’t mean it’s scientifically based. There are tons of formerly proven diets that are bad.
breakingcode
Actually,.. using scientific method to test on 89 people is the exact definition of being scientifically based. VS "critics say"
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coreunit
i have to point out the fact that his chest is smiling at us
Offthepostandin
He ain't smiling
MerlinSacrebleu
moisturize mee
tomyironmane
His chest is carrying fifty pounds less fat. Just his chest. you'd be smiling too.
mikeindiakiloecho
I kinda wish you hadn't.
ImperialWatch
It's got a pretty damn good reason to smile.
KonaDarbles
His chest is doing the Jim face
ExplosiveOrgasm
My chest is smiling at me Dr. Jones, can you say the same?
PlentyOMangos
kydary
Something something, belongs to the Nord's!
RewmanGeorge
No, it belongs to the museum!
findtheotters
Look for the girl with the broken smile
mikeyMN
Ask her if she wants to stay a while
ratfaceddog
TF is a broken smile?
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ratfaceddog
Those are broken teeth.
RRenda
That's actually pretty damn impressive. How?
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JUmpmAN1
Whats wrong with too much juice?
weslesley
the force
MerlinSacrebleu
just eat less
GiantWookie
Or starch?
BobbaFettyWap
The ability to accumulate fat is insignificant next to the power of the Force
SweetNarNar
The lightsaber
TheAngryMarineBiologist
A good diet can do wonders, ever heard of Happy Humphrey? A wrestler who lost almost 700 pounds after retiring
clutchthepearls
Eat less, do more.
Ameatyloaf
Might be the old method of eating right and working hard.
MyNameIsUnfortunatelyJeff
Lightsabers
ContainsCaffine
Lightsabers
Agisek
Just get two people to pose in same pair of sweatpants
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
surgery.
unpopularopinionlord
Well? We're waiting.
bezuer
calorie restriction: eat foods with lower calories
KrisPiasek
You clearly see scars on stomach, it was first step for sure. Then probably some diet.
m2nasty4u
Lightsabers. Duh!
yahmon
Let me guess, quit Imgur for about 3 years?
ticktockbent
eat less, be more active
dustmywets
Ride the snake.
PseudoSamDaSham
Thank You! I feel like you and I alone saw that !
lRogueShadow
Lupus !!!
mrread55
He managed to escape the fat guy's grasp and light saber'd his way out of his stomach.
devilsrevolver
Cocaines a hell of a drug.
sciencebasedlifeform
Too bad about losing the boobs...
Dadjokelvl9000
swoman1023
Cancer?
attackofthequokka
Honestly, it's harder to get to the size on the left. That's the one people should be asking "how" about.
auntbeast
Not sure why you were down voted, but I'll give you an upvote for real.
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
dirtyAN4Ldick
Clen, Cytomel, ECA, HCg, Test, Arimidex, Cardio, Cocaine
assmaster4000
ex-lax, spent two weeks after shitting himself thin
Lepercake
Keto.
siler7
It's not that hard. You trace a leaf, cut it out, and glue it to the cabinet.
cincy4Bandit
Heroine
Kikicakesstaxbakery
Meth does that to a person
MissusSpareTire
https://www.instagram.com/mmazach/?hl=en
cindersveil
Gastric bypass.
Elephanthead
Burn the fat off and cautarize the wounds in one easy step.
FuzzyNutSak
Cancer
iDontKnowAllYourSecrets
His fat became one with the force
Michealbay
Diet and abit of exercise
Jocktopus
Probably Jewish
HermitTurtle
Arbeit macht schmal?
Jocktopus
I regret nothing
Sfinski
Ate less.
TheCapt
With a lightsaber. Its RIGHT there in the title.
SemperFiZero
Cocaine and Meth and some cardio.
aerodynamit3
He burned more calories than he consumed over the course of 3 years.
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aerodynamit3
My bad.
ZanarkandAbes
As for the how, Looks to me like he lost a lot of weight.
MashySC2
Or one epic cosplay tuck.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
Lapband surgery, undoubtedly.
meskarune
Before you get that surgery you have to prove that you can stick to a diet and lose weight. Most people are required to lose 50-100lb
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
This is entirely untrue. My old cubemate was simply a lazy fatass and resorted to it after he proved he COULDN'T diet. Why would need to (1)
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
surgically restrict your portion sizes if you've proven you can do so without surgery? (2)
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
The only thing they required was a preoperative liquid diet in order to reduce the size of his liver since the liver must be moved to (3)
meskarune
I have no idea why your roommate's doctor did not follow that standard procedure, but maybe its US only, idk.
meskarune
At most places they want the person to go on a strict diet for months before surgery to show they will stick to the diet after surgery.
raider111111
Everyone is saying surgery. That's the problem with this world. There is a case of a man fasting for around 400 days and lost 300 LBs.
MaskMan191
You can't fast for 400 days, you would die of starvation.
raider111111
Here let me make it easy for you http://cristivlad.com/total-starvation-382-days-without-food-study/
MaskMan191
"patient A.B. consumed water and had taken vitamin supplements, yeast for the first 10 months,
MaskMan191
potassium supplements (Day 93 to Day 162), and sodium supplements (Day 345 to Day 355)." So, ignoring the water, he ate yeast and vitamins.
raider111111
That’s not true. Please research before you spout nonsense.
MaskMan191
Stop being stupid before you spout nonsense.
MaskMan191
You can go about 20-25 days before you die of starvation. You can fast for 400 days, but not consecutively.
raider111111
Again, not true. You must be a Hillary voter. Maybe google water fasting before you just stay stupid fucking things.
MasterPrime
the ww2 diet. Meth, tapeworms, and a sloe gin fizz.
Shondoit
Mitosis, there's a whole other guy running around somewhere.
whatseventhepoint
welpthatdidntwork
Meth
17achitturi
https://j.gifs.com/yrP0XV.gif
SalisburyShuffle
https://youtu.be/C4Bp-68W-2c
GifsAreMyFetish
throughthoughtthough
Stole it right out of my mouth. +1
Iseeaereola
Yep
JackTheFartRipper
Damn. I need some
robinwheelyums
Meth? Not even 75 times
bvillefirefighter
https://youtu.be/oVKtxHTcnho I will not freebase cocaine in church
EzekeilVamoor
Meth doesn't always cause people to loose weight. I have known fat people to do meth and still maintain their weight.
imgonnajackofftoyourselfiesandtheresnothingyoucandoaboutit
Okay, maybe 75 times. But DEFINITELY not 76!
ManufacturedMannequin
I agree. 77 times is one too many
baconandplagues
78 times is right out
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Yes, the weight loss is amazing, but do you see those leaves still on his cupboards? What kinda tape does he have that will stick that long?
hookersdontsnuggle
Duck tape of course!
soulmata
Glue
intashu
double sided foam tape. the longer it sticks, the harder it is to remove. I've stripped paint off walls because of the stuff.
legallynotabinder
How we are asking the important questions!
Dreamspitter
Sticky Tack?
flameshark11
The purple multitask tape, its adhesive is stronger than the other types. Souce elementary Experiment I did 10 years ago
Atharaenea
Gift wrap tape?
GraySpirit
The one on the right have moved, from leaning left to right. but is it really that surprising that they haven't fallen off?
RelentlessDevastation
Masking tape, almost impossible to remove when old
Totallyscrewedinaustin
In my experience when masking tape gets old, it gets brittle and just breaks apart
DownvotesMakeMeMoist
+1
AnimalAxeDarer
You might be thinking scotch tape. Real painters masking tape wants to become one with the surface on like a spiritual level
Ivain
You must have a pretty good brand then, for me it usually vanishes quickly.
imthatguyhere
Scotch tape turns yellow. Masking tape adhesive gets lost to the surface but the tape paper becomes brittle or gooey depending on the brand.
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
Surgery. Had to be. Still impressive.
forreallyandfortrue
Do they still do fat wedge excision?
ElbowdeepinElmo
I lost 90 pounds in (less than) a year. If you keep the same rate up, you could quite well get down that much in 3 years...excess skin tho
Atharaenea
No one should worry about the loose skin. It's still better than obesity
ElbowdeepinElmo
True that. It really is bothersome to have all that shite flapping around after putting effort into losing weight though.
Norwaymc
The surgery is still hard, I have many people I know that did it, you still have to diet and everything (gastric bypass)
SerialChillinSpree
It's sad. People don't need to do this, they are lazy. Not preaching vegetarianism but if folks went plant based weight sheds off in months.
TeamDoberman
"Not preaching but..." *Proceeds to preach
SerialChillinSpree
hmm, facts are preaching now.
EmeraldLight
STFU
SerialChillinSpree
fuck off. I'll be 'pol incorrect' for a moment. want to really lose weight, buy greens at the grocery store and watch your weight fall off.
ITLKSEZ
Went 99% vegan a few months ago, lost 10 pounds in 3 weeks and colitis just... went away.
SerialChillinSpree
I understand head problems like struggling with addictions but we gotta act and execute. Surgery not the only option.
TDub0807
When the apocalypse kicks off... vegans are the first thing I'm eating.
SerialChillinSpree
good for you. I'm bagging canadian geese. plenty of greasy meat over the winter.
kissmyash
Just a question... can people not lose this weight without surgery?
pinkcultleader
Yeah I've lost 80lbs it's not that hard you just eat less food.
lookingforapurpose
I lost 80lbs just by dieting. You can totally lose weight without surgery.
SublimeSingularity
Fasting can work on this regard as well, if you get your science right.
obidya
I did it. Went from 325 to 190 in a little over a year.
Pawnderlust
They can but he had some sort of surgery to remove the excess skin at least
callmethelizardqueen
Yes. 20 yrs I saw Richard Simmons on talk show about woman who lost 350 lbs by diet and exercise. She was still at 300. She was so big to
callmethelizardqueen
2/ start she couldn't move. He put her on diet and for exercise it was clapping, since her arms still worked.
BeepBoopDeepDerp
Considering that if you burn more calories than you consume, you are guaranteed by the laws of physics to lose weight...hmm
KRNMERCILESS
Your body can sabotage weight loss. 10% reduction in body fat can result in your body using up to ~500 Calories LESS (Adaptive Thermogenics)
Imightbethedroidyourelookingfor
Yup. This is why the calorie intake calc never worked for me until I dropped it down to 800-1000 calories per day.
ImHereToGetDownvotes
Surgery kind of forces you to diet in the least considering most of them take away half or more of your stomach.
splatking
This guy:
splatking
https://www.bicycling.com/food/i-lost-320-pounds-riding-bike
splatking
http://scottcutshall.com/in-the-media/
AliBarber
Yes they can. It's just a very difficult process, and most people quit long before they see results
carn37lake
LOL, I love how u speak for all people who've had this surgery with total confidence. What an asshat
AliBarber
Does "most" and "can" mean everyone? Or are you generalising, like an asshat?
Manaslu
Very very long process as well, possibly up to a decade
carn37lake
It's kind of difficult to answer. Yes, but for some the amount of work needed to maintain a "normal" weight in unrealistic long term.
carn37lake
I've had the surgery and the amount of diet and exercise I needed to do to be "overweight" was incredible. Knew I couldn't maintain
carn37lake
That for the next 40 years of my life. Post Surgery I'm like everyone else. I eat 1500 cal a day and exercise a normal amount and I'm good
vihra
Honestly it comes down to willpower. Its tough.
bepoliteeatass
Somebody down voted because they think it could be “bad genetics”. I’ve lost 90 pounds. It’s easier when you don’t make excuses.
rollercroaster
Yeah, mine is nonexistent :/ I honestly think I may have an eating disorder.
amishcannoli
I dropped almost 50 lbs in six months so far by switching from an alcoholic to a stoner. Helped me aggressively portion control too.
goofyfoot2010
Yee ole mariwana maintenance program aye
SexualPeanut
40lbs in 6 here, dude it did the same.
amishcannoli
I was worried I was dying at first. I did a total of 30 sit ups in those months S:
totallynotaghost
amishcannoli
Ill send pictures if youd like!
ThisIsUnixIKnowThis
Dunno about you but when I get high on weed I eat like crazy, especially junk food which is positively orgasmic to eat while on THC.
ButternutCrinklefries
To be fair, drinking alcohol in abundance is most likely more fattening than eating a bunch of junkfood
amishcannoli
Hundreds of calories a night in beer adds up over the years!
amishcannoli
And even when I AM medicated, I make sure to stock easy fruits and veggies to nosh on. Just eat a shit load of carrots and strawberries 2
SexualPeanut
With hummus. Noms.
ButternutCrinklefries
Lol nosh
amishcannoli
Oh gosh, not the nosh!
bitchinmona
I forget to eat.
trainsman
I quit habitually smoking 4 weeks ago and I've lost 21 lbs. The key is to not gorge yourself, as tough as it may be haha
amishcannoli
I'm a fairly heavy user for medical reasons and at first I was like that. But eventually I needed to be medicated to have an big appetite. 1
DonKiebals
I dont believe you
Fumoufu
I did a year if dabs in denver, lost 50 lbs. and started running again. Once you get past the first 2 weeks of smoking hard, no more munchie
throwyourhandsintheair
depends what strain, I eat way less with sativa dominant strains. feelsgoodman.jpg
amishcannoli
Same, I toned down the dabs a little...even though Red Headed Stranger is my favorite early evening wax.
bronypokey6918
meth addicts hate him. learn his secrets
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Like... meth?
bronypokey6918
Is that you Grandpa?
7grims
LOOOOL xD
bronypokey6918
7grims