I’m stoned and this movie is weird.

Jan 10, 2023 4:47 AM

best movie satan.

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Another movie where Tom plays a character named Jack.

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Absolutely love Tim curry in this movie

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Yo, why is Dave Grohl in this movie?

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This was one of my favorite movies growing up

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Yea, pre-scientology Tom Cruise is weird

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@OP I saw this as a kid in the theater when it came out. Tim Curry IS a god.

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Mia Sara's first movie

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DON'T YOU KNOW ME BOOYYEEEEEEE!?

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Every wolf suffers fleas. Tis easy enough to scratch!

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Weird ass corruption transformation sequence of the Princess which basically translates to 'Initiate Goth Phase'.

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Best part.

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Fuck, l can HEAR it.

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IKR? I don't have the setup yet to rip the media from my own movies, I would have since I see the need :)

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The black dress dance is one of the defining movie moments of my life! ?

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I loved it completely. I was young, but still love it

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Same, was actually talking to my gf about it, she's never seen it so we're gonna watch it soon

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Look at his front teeth on the last image

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Yes it was. I remember that fairy who looks like he’s 8, but talks like he smokes cigars.

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They overdubbed his voice because the studio felt it sounded too German. Blix actor (Alice Playten) provided overdubbed voice

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Is that the same devil in The Pick of Destiny?

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Wasn’t that Dave Grohl?

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It was, and it's Tim Curry here. So not the same.

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I can’t not stare at Center Tooth (tm)

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80s child here and I love this film. Also love Lady Hawke, Willow, conan, beast master, krill etc

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Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes!!!!!

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Fire fire burning higher, making music Iike a choir.

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May be innocent, may be sweet... ain't half as nice as rotting meat.

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Black as midnight, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch.

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Is your heart black, and full of hate?

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Favorite line. I love when I can apply it IRL.

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People forget so many of the other characters. Like Meg Mucklebones.

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Meg: "OH INDEED I DO!" Tiny me:

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You don't really mean to eat me, do you Meg?

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...played by Robert Picardo

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Meg inspired many nightmares when I was little. Tim Curry steals the show though. "What is light without dark?"

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Man, Tim Curry was a boss

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This line hits you far harder when you're older. It's been so long since I could dream. Now all I see around me is false hope.

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Goth Mia Sara... that is all

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That's Mrs Ferris Bueller

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Um

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I wanted her dress so badly as a teen

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Hi younger me? Yeah it was this scene right here...uh sure I'll hold

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Blasphemy! Legend is the greatest fantasy movie of all time and I'll have words with anyone who disagrees. Words I tell you!

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Being weird is part of what makes it good fantasy...

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I mean, it's up there, but not sure about greatest. You got willow, lotr, labyrinth, and krull, to name a few.

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It gets more than an hournourable mention is what we're saying

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Oh yeah no doubt. Gonna watch it with my gf who hasn't seen it. Just, not a contender for top spot is all.

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Dope ass fucking movie bro.

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I'd say this is up there, but Hawk the Slayer is better to me. This had the way better budget though. This one is a fav though.

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I had never heard of this movie before! Thank you! I must check it out...

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You'll really get lost in the sequels then, Legends of the Fall and I am Legend... I was only a couple of beers in & couldn't follow it thru

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It’s because brad pitt played the dog, metaphorically. He really is a great actor stuck in a leading man’s/dog’s body.

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They tie up all the loose ends with a film set in London in the 60s about twins...called Legend. Starts a Legend, finishes a Legend. Awesome

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I think John Legend did the soundtrack.

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Let's not forget Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend.

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A game, League of Legends, was released after LotF that had canonical retcons. Many WTF moments in I am Legend are explained in the game.

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I read LotF as Lord of the Flies.

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Same

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You’re a legend, Dave

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You gotta watch the Legend of Bagger Vance. It's a prequel and gives the later films much needed context.

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Kind of like the film trilogy 28 Days, 28 Days Later, and 28 Weeks Later?

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Things take quite the turn for ole' Sandy Bullock I hear.

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And no Alan T or Viggo in the sequels. ☹

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That clips reminds me of the time Zoidberg did this: https://youtu.be/50SWODBOUaA?t=409

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That costume was fucking amazing. Still holds up, too.

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I don't know... I thought his horns boinging along when he charged was hilarious.

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Right? A good example of why I prefer old school practical effects. I find there's too much cgi now.

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I've watched it straight and it's no less weird. It's a rare example of Tom Cruise playing someone other than Tom Cruise.

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Conversely, I felt like it was his most painfully "Tom Cruise" kind of role. Really ruined a good chunk of the movie for me

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Check out “Born on the Fourth of July”

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But have you tried watching it gay?

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Have you seen this movie? It’s impossible to not be gay while watching it. I’m pretty sure I was horny everyone. Jack✅, Lili✅, Darkness✅✅✅✅

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This what they call a bi movie, like the Mummy

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You gotta watch it Queer , it’s so much better.

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You mean... he doesn't run?

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He does run... but no motorcycles lol. Cliff diving not climbing. Sword fights not hand to hand or guns. Glitter is prevalent.

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Ah, the center tooth era

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Isn't that still a version of Tom? Just a Tom that will yell at people while the camera is still on.

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I legit didn't even realize it WAS Cruise until the credits.

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"... find out who that was."

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What movie is this?

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Tropic Thunder

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I wish he'd do more goofy shit like this.

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Me too man! Me too. He and RDJ were far and away the best parts of this entire movie to a gigantic extent. (Tropic Thunder is the film)

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The proportion of his hands and arms here are odd

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1 of 2 things required to be in the movie iirc

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I can't stand Tom Cruise, but that was his best role.

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I also can't stand Tom, but this role really convinced me he's a legitimate actor. Didn't even guess it was him until the credits.

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Exactly! I was absolutely stunned that was Tom, but once you know, you can't unsee it.

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The prosthetics were his own idea

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Why?

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He thought fat fingers would be funny for some reason, so they did it for him.

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I've wanted to watch this ever since I found out Satan was played by Tim Curry.

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There's a few different cuts, none perfect, but I'd recommend to only watch cuts where the scoring was by Tangerine Dream.

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Space dot meme

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Darkness, not satan.

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Yeah, he actually calls his dad (presumably Satan) in the movie. And he is very supportive of his son's romantic choices.

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His father is void. Darkness may have a Satan look but I don't think Satan exists in this movie's world.

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Voiced by tim curry

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Is Tim Curry, completely

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Technically, Tim Curry is voiced by Tim Curry.

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That's so cool! I stand corrected. Ive believed wrong information since I was very young. And I have seen it many times.

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I honestly really love this movie

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I can't stand it, BUT Tim Curry is still one amazing lord of darkness. And his costume is just wow.

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Have since I was young. For its time, best unicorn depiction too. And I listen to the soundtrack still.

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Get the director's cut.

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I can't remember, does the directors version have the orchestral score, or the Tangerine Dream score? The TD score is integral to the movie-

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-for me. I watched a Korean Laserdisc of the movie (in english) ages ago. It had a few extra scenes, but the Orchestral Score was so...blah.

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I couldn't stand the TD score as a kid. The director's cut has the orchestral score, but also several more scenes that actually make /

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the plot make more sense.

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Watch it with director's commentary. Ridley Scott is so embarrassed by this movie.

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and the original music before it was replaced by Tangerine Dream.

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Really? Why?

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He was trying to make a real-life fairy tale movie. Originally they had scenes of Mia's character singing and birds coming to her..real 1/

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Disney shit. And the original music was orchastra. I think test audiences hated it or were confused by it. So, they edited it down to be 2/

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action and less disney stuff, and had Tangerine Dream do a modern synth score for it. Then test audiences liked it more./

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This movie and their depiction of "Satan" made me realize I was no longer Christian and that I was gay.

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Met a lesbian in 6th grade who said the same about Tim Curry.

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I saw it alone when I was really little & it scared the shit out of me. Had to turn it off & wait to watch the rest with someone.

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I'm pretty straight but god damn Tim Curry had me questioning my sexuality but in a different movie.

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You must be talking about Clue.

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2 for 1 special

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He's not Satan. He's Satan's son.

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This movie was the cause of many many confused boners

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A blog I follow called it "a love letter to Tom Cruise's thighs". ?

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His name is Darkness. Hes a demon. Dang guys!

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It's okay, Tim Curry does that for a lot of us.

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Well, it is Tim Curry. I think Rocky Horror Picture Show also made people question their sexuality.

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It made a lot of people gay for Satan.

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Relevant song https://youtu.be/7cGYxhyOxyo

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TIL this must be where it started. I saw this waaaay back when.

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Just fact checking my preacher: how much time between "no longer Christian" and "gay"?

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Just the tip

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I was raised Catholic and given the church's history of abuse, -2000 years or so.

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About 3.50 milliseconds

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Tim Curry has that affect on people. Regardless of his role.

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she meant it was because it had tom cruise in it

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Home Alone 2 was a strange experience for me.

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We LOVE you!

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If a movie can do that to you then you should probably see a therapist

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Oh sweetie. Most people figure out their sexuality through viewing attractive people. Like for example actors in movies.

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Wow. I just took a stroll though your past comments .. Do you know what the Dunning Kruger effect is?

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Lol went to see his comments just for yours.

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Please tell me about myself. I’m sure I can well benefit from your razor-sharp insight.

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I like how Tenacious D used this model of Satan in their videos/movie

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I assumed it was a mash-up cover using Tenacious D's Satan. Wasn't expecting this to be a real movie.

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I def see the resemblance but is it coincidence or did the actually pull from it?

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Would you care either way?

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No, but as a curious fellow, I'd like to know

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It's close but maybe not as much as I remember

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Tim Curry and Dave Grohl. All Hail Satan!

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Nah, they didn't really use that model. It was just a tribute.

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Good God!

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Take your god darn points and get out. You're making us look bad rofl.

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Flawless comment.

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