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WallpaperProblems
This reminds me of the Video Footage of German Tank men cooking eggs on their Tanks in North Africa.
alitlcrzy1
Pretty sure it doesn't have to be 117° for us to get baked in your car...
JeffGodofBiscuits
Dpwdesigns
Don't know if you noticed but there's a few chips in your windshield
AngelicOrb
Yea today was fucking hot as fuck
italwaysabouttheblacks
half cooked dough..yum
Willyzyx
Yeah you know it's hot too!
zeroexistence
I'm truly amazed if it really works. +1 anw.
bachterman
slow cooker
Carnwenhau
Chock full of delicious disease and bacteria.
AfricaIsNotForSissies
Please don't leave your dog in the car! (he'll eat the cookies)
Mama04
Fry an egg next time.
semperfortus
We tried that too, but we used a copper pan instead of cast iron. It was super anticlimactic.
EddJustedd
I bet your car smells amazing
Mrmannnn
As a baker, those aren't done.
LeafyCarp
As a cookie eater, cookies are done in dough form.
MsMindVomit
Apparently if you leave out a cast iron pan, you can cook steaks too. Haven't tried it though.
TooLazyToPostAnythingOtherThanComments
why not just eat the cookie dough
semperfortus
We were so preoccupied with whether or not we could, we didn’t stop to think if we should.
muscletank
did it smell good?
chekmeowt
Same thought
jtb1313
Like the Pillsbury Dough Boy's asshole
BaconCheddarCheeseBurger
I did it in my car once. It smelled terrible... Cookies were good though lol
semperfortus
A little sweet, but nothing like baking them in an oven.
Numnex
You need a glass lid mate, makes them nice and hot
JohnnyQuine
Need to get to ~350°F for those luscious aromatic Maillard reactions, yo.
Pepeseinn
That car must smell like heaven tho
BaconCheddarCheeseBurger
It's not a good as you think...
jaslaks
Carkies!
Etrill611
Still not as good as the car-b-que
thatmeanstwothings
Hey, I'm relevant!
VodkaPls
Dare I ask what the other thing is?
IrgendSoEinTyp
Car and cookies are 2 things
thatmeanstwothings
Carkies...car keys...????
BATTLEPIMP
Bloody hell. I thought you Americans were being dramatic a out how hot it is until I Googled the Celsius conversion.
richardson1701
Nope, literally so hot your shoes melt to the pavement.
SomeFuckingDouche
then the pavement melts
richardson1701
No shit. Across the way in Florida, we have potholes from the pavement melting apart and breaking up. You could roof your house with it.
CatBlaster5000
Don't live in Arizona.
jbcars4life
You seem to think it's breaking news that it's hell on Earth hot in Phoenix, we've always known. Why do you think we don't live there??
capughe
As a northerner, I concede that is insufferably hot. You poor dears. ~48C for anyone wondering.
Kythyria
As a brit, I think I'd melt.
araspberryberet
I bet they're nice and doughy. Damn I want car-baked cookies now!
bingtittletittlebong
Aaaaand a new hipster bakery is born.
SomeCrazyNerd
"It's like... low technology for a natural approach. All these tools interfere with the natural flavours."
Shartifartfast
Baking at relatively low heat and for a long time means they're probably more dehydrated and hard. @op please set this straight!
Tamedsquall
I think you're right. I see cracks on top of the cookies. Seems dry.
semperfortus
It was weird. They cooked and dehydrated at the same time from top to still gooey center.
usersubbordercontrol
Next time, cover the tin with something black, and in the sun. Keeps temperature in and moisture, and makes it warmer. And if you want them
usersubbordercontrol
To definitely stay moist, adding a small cup of water nearby just sitting will steam it out and humidify it. If you wanted
Andilee
You can bake cookies in 98 degree heat as well. I've done it while in class all day during summer. 7 hours later yummy cookies!
Sionas
Phoenix is a monument to mankind's arrogance.
qwerty4007
In Scouts we used to go camping in Southern AZ and cook full meals in a sun oven. Foil lined hole in the ground. No fire required.
RoxanneLaWin
Can someone explain to an English person, why people live in Arizona? Was there gold there or is it just man's eternal battle with the sun?
thatprickleypear
Well people ended up staying there to mine copper and cattle ranch. And its really good for growing cotton. Summer sucks but winters nice
cogs
People have lived in the Salt River Valley for 9,000 years or more. The Phoenix area is actually a very fertile region.
RoxanneLaWin
Just hell on Earth for mammals?
cogs
Just need to respect the climate as you would anywhere there are extremes. We're hardly unique, just big (5th largest city in the US) (1/2)
cogs
so our weather gets more attention than it warrants. It's hotter in other parts of the world. (2/2)
RoxanneLaWin
I guess your infrastructure is built around it too. Here in England, it's 'only' 32°c, but everything is built for our various ice ages.
acj537
I know for my mom she says she lives there cause they have no natural disaster. ie, floods, earthquakes, snow storms...
Arb1t0rPhoto
No earthquakes in Arizona? I lived there for only 5 years, and we had an earthquake like once ever few months.
acj537
No. Maybe closer to Cali. But not in Phoenix.
RoxanneLaWin
Burning Fire Sky is counted as supernatural.
Shayrad
I would take that over 90°+ with 80% or higher humidity
SomeDumbBug
I'd rather 110+ with over the 90+ where I am now with 30%+ humidity. I'm from AZ, moving to a humid area was one of my dumber life choices.
thedarkviolet
As a native Ohioan that moved to the surface of the sun for no reason, dry heat is still shitty. It's better only better at sub 100 temps
thedarkviolet
Damn can't find an edit on mobile. Anyway, fuck the heat. I'm too hot to be funny or coherent...
HamHungLo
The cookies aren't even cooked. You want us to get sarsaparilla or something?
temotodochi
You wouldn't get it at all if you guys had properly regulated food production.
MollyNapQueen
You made me lol
Capp45
119 open air. Thermometer on my dash read 154.6 two summers ago.
built4speed
Underbaked cookie is best cookie. These are perfect. Sarsaparilla or not.
amagiciannamedgob
Sioux City sasparilla?
Fuzzydiamond
Idk why I laughed like I did when I read this, but I did.
Skialykos
You asking @OP out for a drink?
LivingDecomposition
They don't get brown because it's not as hot as an oven, but they're still solid. Source: I've done it too.
SnipSnapCrabAttack
MAILLARD REACTION!
CalmYourDrosophila
As a microbiologist, sarsaparilla is a soft drink, what you meant is asparagus infection.
retrohellix
Salylimonella*
Memes4Cheap
only bitches die from cookiedough
LoganFine
Sunset sarsaparilla the thirst quenchingist drink in the wesr
MayorMcWeed
Lmao, but yeah them cookies are not done
TypoNegatiev
I believe the word you're looking for is salmon gorilla.
DanGessnercomedy
Downvoting this should be a crime
LazyBee10e
+1 for Ricky
BustCheeks
A sunset sarsaparilla would go great with cookies.
iamawaffleiron
Fucking way she goes bud
semperfortus
They were cooked, just not golden brown.
Greymalum
Mail us cookies or gtfo.
Thanksforallofthememeries
PrincessCandywaffle
I also live in Arizona. I will try this and Mail you cookies.
blubbernuggetsy
Can I have cookies?
Greymalum
Godspeed.
Cipher915
SelfSuppliedFilth
It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for -em
Davecarmine
No no, sarsaparilla is a root for making root beer. I think your thing in of Somalia.
OverlyOptimisticGuy
Nah mate, that what u speak of is a pizza ingredient. You clearly meant to say Sambucca
Pullout69
Semolina?
maxfergie
For those of you about to tread down this rabbit hole of comments, it never ends...
HamHungLo
I did say "or something"
abundantbadgers
Sacagawea.
ribbuwo
This is why I fucking love Imgur
GucciWithSprinklesOnTop
Nonono Somali is a race of people and type of pirate. I believe they meant Cinderella.
citizenkayt
No, Cinderella was a Disney movie. I think you're thinking of Barbarella.
UrGrammasMonkey
No, Barbarella was an old French comic developed into a movie in 1968. I think you meant Barbie.
lollipopmonkeybiz
No no Barbie is a doll for girls, I think you mean belladonna.
Walatalalaw
No, Somalia is a country in eastern Africa. You're thinking of Sangria