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TheMFJ
Americans: You need AoC, but you definitely don’t deserve her. Be grateful.
BlairT1
GhostofBillyMays
Seanspeed
It's funny cuz it's true.
DrSchlepenstein
I love when these Qunts attack AOC and the she absolutely schools them and smacks there traitorous ass down.
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
She's from NYC. You have about 5 seconds to deliver a snappy clap-back at the guy who's passing you in the street. Practice makes perfect ?✨
Nobody7713
Not only is she from NYC, but she bartended there. Gotta be quick on your feet.
Betterbecauseofthem
Anyone that believes wildfires are started by Jewish space lasers can't call anyone stupid. STFU & go home
HerdPapley
P00pdalla
Filanwizard
MTG thinks she can troll someone who worked in customer service, streams on twitch and has played LoL online?
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
MTG= spare parts bud
MINIMVM
Ted Cruz wanted to have her murdered but AOC actually out here murdering people.
SithElephant
I thought Cruz did his own murdering.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
No, that was his dad. Remember? He killed jfk.
Diamondgurl
And yet they still keep trying...
tyccipa
What is really funny is that AOC is actually tasked with writing legislation. Don’t all the others just get it from their lobbyists?
Emiloo74
Pretty much.
whoohwhocanibe
And she’s hot as fuck
MermaidBiologist
If you want to see more women unafraid to go into politics, please praise them for their policies, not their looks.
jamieb03303
sitenickname
codenametrixie
*laughs at roots
Fortherea
I’d be so anxious to get that red lipstick on my white blazer
TheElusiveEnchilada
getotterhere
keystotheairlock
Jesus. What a furnace.
Indiefoo
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
bigassdolphin
I mistook AOC in this for Rosario Dawson. I am not smart.
BaklavaMatatas
penisparty
Good god! And I thought she was sexy already with her intelligence and such. Damn.
AzothTheGuildRat
She is so fucking savage and I love it!!
in70x
Get that fucking terrorist out of our congress
ssweenCreator
JamJarre
LordofSandvich
"AOC isn't blonde though" - Me, a dumbass
Nacon
Neither is MTG... You can see her roots. She bleached her hair to excuse herself from the stupidity she makes. lol
nacx12
AvgWhiteShark
I watch people who support people like Greene.
sniggledick
fbutt09
Bigchungurungus
Who is this?
exokortex
Some D-list celeb from the second Home Alone movie. Also tax evader, riot instigator, covid spreader....
AlxEverett
Just an old criminal with no public office job.
ViceCitySoundtrack
AOC just ate this woman’s lunch. Bone apple teeth!
CrimeBrulee
Osteoporosis
MrAsianPersuasion
Osteoporosis
shoulkion
What's MTG all up in a huff about?
bigblindguy
Jews set fire to California with the Yid-Space Heat-Laser, dont u no nuffin?
shoulkion
I do now. Thank you =)
TeddyMoment
Jews, crisis actors, satanic cabals, space lasers, mostly guns though.
SheepySleepySmuggler
Don't forget harassing school shooting survivors for trying to take her guns away.
TeddyMoment
They're just crisis actors. These school shootings are just all false flag operations financed by George Soros so we can take her guns.
SheepySleepySmuggler
Any idea what she did to upset George so much? Or is it just her.... personality?
DetectiveGaff
"Hello, survivor of mass shooting! I'm currently armed and stalking you. Why won't you talk to me? Curious!"
cjpoet
AOC for leader of the whole damn planet.
Nathanfake
She’s bright. I would say give her another 5 years for so wisdom under her belt and then she’ll be perfect.
UWGNick
Oy, just stick to your own turf, you have half a damned continent.
cjpoet
Okie dokie Nikie
Uniacker40
I like that woman.
MahSya
It's so funny cause the reason so many people liked Trump in the beginning is the same reason why they dislike her lmao.
subparsubpoena
You mean because she can actually read, is intelligent, and has a conscience?
Paoloc0mments
...no...?
ilovedogknots
Because she tells it like it is but her like it is isn’t spewing hatred
Kennleth
Marjorie once asked me “What does IDK mean?” I responded with. “I don’t know.” With a heavy sigh. “Oh my God, no one does.”
bekindtoanimals
HA!
MindRape
What does "idk ily ttyl" mean?
postingpandas
Is this true? Oh lawddd let it be true... lol
superblur
Lol you goober.
Kennleth
Unfortunately it is not, I was using Marjorie in lieu of a blonde. Kind of like how many Marjorie does it take to change a lightbulb...
JohnnySilverballs
How do you drown Marjorie? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
None, she just tries to beat the room for being black.
bonkhonagahoogs
Gryfer
SmokyDoggg
How can she be against private ownership when she keeps owning these dickheads on Twitter?
FartingDragon
The first frame looks like gm_construct
brownribbon
She isn’t against private ownership.
monkofshadow
Spoiler: she’s not
replicantx
it twitched
ChonkyStonk
It's different all these dickheads are very publicly owned.
QuintinParry
She owns them for the people! It's like owning socialism.
Ronelyn
Yeah, but she owns them in public.
Alvexias
Public ownership
Zahnradfee
"If I can’t dance, I don’t want to be part of your revolution" - attributed to Emma Goldman, though her actual words were different
LordGrimstoned
Curious
monkofshadow
Seriously this is some really ham fisted semantic infiltration, someone is going to get get poisoned by Putin, comrade
Hucklepuck
She's not against private ownership..
Hereagain
Bbbbbut that means she's not a communist?
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
She doesn't own them privately.
DSPatch
f3n1x187
Ben Shapiro sure does wishes that!!
SmoeAhsolse
Shoer does?
NothingButGravy
What is this from?
lumb3rjack21
Its a modern day interpretation of the breakfast club scene they did for their college.
gbombuh
Source: https://youtu.be/Qj2Xald7NYQ it was a video she made while at Boston University
NothingButGravy
Holy shit. I saw this back in 2015 and had no idea who she was.
n0gal
Clerks 2: https://youtu.be/ySiE1BsO6hE
sumowoman
She's not against private ownership. I'm a filthy lefty and I'm not against private ownership either.
Zahnradfee
Then you're only a SocDem.
sumowoman
AOC probably isn't even that far left. So no way she's againts private ownership.
Zahnradfee
That's possible.
whatcouldgowrong
Was that supposed to be an insult?
Zahnradfee
No, just an observation.
GayCanadianJew
Why do conservatives keep coming for AOC on Twitter when they’ve watched all their predecessors crash and burn?
TakeTheStairs
because it distracts everyone down here in meme-town
FrolickingFrolicking
Dunning-kreuger. They are all idiots who think they are smart. And they’ve had mega white privilege all their lives
mosinmonster
They're dumb as fuck
DiscoTurtle87
They and their followers don't believe they are being burned. They fully believe they are superior and cannot perceive a reality otherwise.
frankgen99
Also there's a lot who just don't comprehend AOC's bite back!
Ilikechicken74
Because they hate her as much as we love her.
DewiMorgan
They know their base won't read responses. They'll post screenies like this, only without the reply, to their social media.
DewiMorgan
...If they still have social media?
TheUnstoppableWampas
You have to understand the republican perspective. "No matter how shitty I am, I'm still better than you."
nipplepanties
Because they literally think they win each and every time.
BrainTaffy
Clout.
likeumreal
"Lord, grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man." It's amazing how much we white folks overestimate our abilities and intellect.
KarenFromTheHOA
Stop generalizing. Some people are too busy stressing over tiny flaws to overestimate themselves.
likeumreal
2 - and at the same time underestimating the abilities and intellects of non-whites. Quote is from Sarah Hagi
somethingsomethingwittyhere
A most cringeworthy example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNOGGRzgigU
thefellerwhathadthatusername
Dunning-Kruger.
Graphically
delusions of grandeur
AnAccountToPostThis
Becaus the idiots think its the other way around. Ive seen posts about ted cruz DESTROYING AOC on twitter. Totally diffeeent reality
jonathantoast
Because their followers don't actually see or hear anything AOC says because it's all filtered through conservative media.
nangke
Probably, "Greene annihilates AOC with flawless tweet" and then they do a poor paraphrase of her response
Ikeepforgettingmyusername8
They're fucking idiots.
darkhalfbreed
I feel like few of them actually think they got owned, sad really
victalany
They don’t recognize patterns of behavior or they believe themselves to be an exception. Idiots never learn new or recollect old lessons
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
Because their “fan base” only reads what they say and not the retorts. So they think AOC got owned. They believe she in an idiot 100%
Emiloo74
Pretty much. My dad hates AOC for no reason. His filters are toxic and dumb.
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
Yea my dad is a trumper and I get to hear all of it when we talk.
PhilFromAccounting
Dumbs gonna dumb.
Slamtastik
EGO, they don't realize how outmatched they are because their heads are up their asses.
ynotbu
Your talking about a base that believes in Trump, that simple!
ventiseii
AOC is the tank of the party who keeps smashing the taunt button and picks up adds without breaking a sweat.
bemurray814
Bully tactic to wear her mentality down. Per each it's sho for shot, but adds up on AOC. Happens to people whose intelligence is a threat.
SirDistic
Arrogance.
thekadeshi
they don't read what she writes, only what their "side" writes
Soujaofmisfortune
Because their constituents don't follow AOC and don't see the clap back. They're playing to a totally different audience.
LizardEnterprises
If Conservatives were capable of learning, they would realize that trickle-down doesn't work and stop being conservatives.
FleetingExplative
Like a moth to a flame...
DVSBSTrD
Because they never learn from history.
DonL9
What was even the point of trying to take on AOC in a battle of wits and snark? She's like a sniper.
ronpopeil
Remember that time MGK went after Eminem and then started singing emo songs on SNL? You don't have to beat a legend; just show up.
JamJarre
AOC is high profile so they get oxygen and it plays to their base
deaddogsmuggler
And she's a minority
CyberAkuma
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
Exactly. MTG, Madison Cawthorne, Lauren Boebert etc. they’re not there to legislate, they’re there to own the libs and gin up bullshit to
Lumberjackgamer
What did Magic: The Gathering do?
IronicDancing
Ironic, considering Magic players know when to tap out. *ba dum tsss*
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
claim they’re persecuted and perpetuate their grift.
RayAnselmo
Because they're stupid. Also the explanation for why conservatives do everything else they do.
bigblindguy
They haven't watched anyone crash and burn: when you use an intelectual putdown on someone too stupid for thought they don't realise.
sturmhauke
Yeah, the target tends to just double down. They'll say some shit like "that was just a typo, you know what I mean!"
sturmhauke
Even when their grammar and spelling is so bad that I can't actually tell what the fuck they are trying to say.
BaronSpaghetti
The line they tow is “AOC is stupid”. They don’t really have supporting evidence but they like to repeat thing hoping they might come true.
MyriaORiely
AOC is intelligent and articulate, and she's attractive. The last bit is why Conservatives fear her so much. Studies have shown humans 1/2
MyriaORiely
tend to believe/listen to attractive people more than unattractive people. Since AOC is an effective communicator and also attractive, 2/3
MyriaORiely
She's a major threat to Conservatives. They will stop at nothing to take her down. Which is why they keep coming for her. 3/3
chine
it plays better with the base than it does with us. They think she's really sticking to that dumb commie bartender
jackmiton
Bold of you to assume they can read
eyemastervideo5
Cause they always think they won the argument. They dumb
Crowlands
Because their base is inoculated against learning. They see it, go "Yeah!" And their brain doesn't engage enough to read the response.
bigblindguy
Even if they read it, intellectual put-downs don't work on people who haven't the brains to understand them.
Munchman347
Persistent Stupidity...
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
Republicans know how to lose but they don't know how to concede. There's your answer.
NapalmZer0
theyre not particularly smart, if you crash and burn once, its an accident. They gotta do some science to make sure.
mrmartini
I think it's more like bad guys lining up fight batman; no matter how many he destroys, they keep coming in thinking they can take him.
EnigmaWearingHeels
Was following until you mentioned members of the GOP and science. You lost me... they don't do science???
NapalmZer0
repeat experiment multiple times to confirm results.
AMercer
Because no matter how bad they crash and burn they tell themselves and each other that AOC was the one who was owned.
UndulatingTerrain
Hubris and stupidity, which I believe is the contemporary GOP slogan.
TreasonousCheeto
“Patriots don’t eat hubris. That’s what the terrorists eat!”
thrashingcows
+1 for the use if Hubris, I love this word and use as much as I can. Well done kind internet stranger.
IComeFromTheInternets
MTG is so stupid it must physically hurt her.
morganfreemanslarynx
It should hurt. Rehabilitated? Well, now, let me see. You know, I don’t have any idea what that means. I know what you think it means, sonny
somethingawesomeandgreat
PrisonDonkey
Being this stupid is the same as being dead. You don't know it's happening, and it only hurts the people around you.
phreakpower
Unfortunately her stupidity only hurts the rest of us...
orbitn
She is simply a hollow vessel inhabited by the abstract concepts of ignorance, stupidity, bitchitude and anger.
StormBurnX
"When you are dead, you do not know that you are dead, the pain is felt by others. The same thing happens with those who are stupid."
DemSumBigAssRidges
If stupidity hurt, there might finally be fewer stupid people...
bigblindguy
Nah, being stupid is like being dead: it's only an inconvenience to OTHERS, not yourself.
dekket
She wouldn't know if it did.
HaydukeLivesGoddamnit
The media is unintentionally amplifying her message. Don’t reward them with clicks. It’s exactly how 45’s cult got rolling.
BeeAtPeace
Nope, just other people.
dennydorko
I don't know...Boebert is dumb, Greene just seems like a psycho.
highinthehills
She needs help, and it’s shameful that so many people are pretending to not notice it. For God’s sake does she have family? Anyone who cares
TrombeOverride
You see, the problem with stupid people, truly stupid people, is that they don't know that they are stupid. So instead it physically hurts⫸
TrombeOverride
⫸those around them.
DanteJCross
Certainly physically hurts the rest of us
MagnorCriol
That’s the problem with intense stupidity. It never hurts the stupid person as much as it hurts everyone else.
jennym123
Stupid is probably her least worst trait. She's also mean spirited, sadistic and willing to assist in treason.
bilgetea
Unfortunately it hurts the rest of us.
memorminey
Apparently not enough
belongsinamuseum
As an avid Magic the Gathering player, I really wish people would stop using the term “MTG” when referring to this woman.
IComeFromTheInternets
Yeah, sorry about that !
ddrt
Magic the gathering is NOT stupid!
AtomicNachos
Quit trying to make mTg a thing... it’s it gonna happen :)
PutItInNeutral
It should hurt to be that stupid. Apparently and unfortunately it feels great to be that stupid.
Cthulhuonabike
MTG has hurt herself in confusion
PianoMan2112
Can we trap her in a ball? Or make her faint and never go to the ...oh wait, free health centers in the US are hard to find, anyway.
SmashySashimi
PianoMan2112
I’m never going to look at Sword/Shield stadiums the same way again.
iamwang
When you're that stupid, I don't think you feel as much pain
BlueCanaryInTheOutletByTheLightSwitch
I think her stupidity is only painful to those that have to deal with it.
StarscreamAndHutch
Yep. The two brain cells are focused on saying dumb shit and involuntary life support functions. She doesn’t have cognitive power for pain.
daianaaaa
gymjownz606
You mean all of us?
StorytellingSalem
“MTG” thats the first time im hearing that
rthe
Unfortunately she’s probably going to be an issue for a while so I guess might as well short hand
bril350
No only good people get short hand. She gets THAT CRAZY BITCH Greene
rthe
I can live with TCB also
Crippling
hopefully the last, magic the gathering should not be sullied and margerin has not earned a nickname
FuzzyBear
You not heard of Magic The Gathering ?? playing card game quite popular and has following on here. World surprises me everyday!
StorytellingSalem
Actually! Since you bring it up! Ive always been interested! Is there still folks playing it?
Chaosmoonshade
i am part of a small 20+ people community of people playing frequently. yes, people are still playing it. right now, we do it online, though
StorytellingSalem
Where at!?
FuzzyBear
yeah few people I know still have decks and think there used to be local meetups still before covid
StorytellingSalem
Fuuuuuuuuck. In that brief moment of asking. I forgot about the fking rona! Thanks man. May the game still stay strong! ✌️
Digitalblade
Marjorie Thee Grinch
dogdays2025
*crazy. She believes space lasers started the California wildfires.
swordsnguns
When we all know the culprit was a lack of raking leaves by the forest service /s
FlatPlutoSociety
Thesis: Jewish space laser. Antithesis: unraked leaves. Synthesis: Jews spread leaves all over the forest and lit them on fire with lasers.
jugueterabioso
I finally understand how synthesis works. Not s/. Genuinely
IamRodHull
Hardestpartisfindingausernamethatisnttaken2
Dammit I wanted those on sharks
DeucesMongooses
Don’t diss magic the gathering
Fuckweasel
HuntMason
WhoDoesntLikeTacos
OpinionsOfAnIdiot
thank you
PaladinAstro
Counterspell.
pollywog73
Fork the Counterspell back on itself...
Yeee5
Pro move is Forking the Counterspell to the Fork
Pezmilano
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMG
Yeee5
*me, explaining for the 1000th time, that Aether Vial activation isnt me casting a spell*
JELLYSSB
Stifle
Z0op
Timestop
Yeee5
That seems... excessive. But yes your stifle resolves
JohnnySilverballs
I'm gonna split hairs here but wouldn't Magic the Gathering be "MtG"?
ThatShiftyMonkey
Technically M:TG. But no, its MTG. I've never seem the 'The' not capitalized.
Keddar
Awkshooally, it SHOULD be "M:tG". *Pushes up glasses and wipes nose at the same time*
Selfawerewolf
only if you don't play MTG.
ambiantlight
The funny thing is, it's pronounced commander. : P
frankenhead8
FourScoreAndSevenBeersAgo
Also, she didn't earn her acronym, call her the Karen of Washington DC.
MagmaCarta
Also - "Karen of Washington" sounds like a parody of a Warren Zevon song. "a-MOOOOOOOOOO, Karens of Washington, a-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."
MagmaCarta
Qaren
FourScoreAndSevenBeersAgo
I like it.
DIPPS77
takethatyourogue
QAren?
ThatShiftyMonkey
Karen of Washington. KOW. She's a KOW. Excellent.
FourScoreAndSevenBeersAgo
It has been amended to QOW, Qaren Of Washington
CyranoDeBurlapSack
Kow?