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spoonard
This season exemplifies TV writers writing on their own without the guidance of the original author. There are weird things going on.
tg2222222
I'm glad someone drew attention to the whole thing about Jamie turning up miles away from the battlefield
pachyderm
#25 He's also in the "cornetto trilogy" ...
PartyPete
THE GREATER GOOD
NachoPete
Shut it!
Whowouldknow
Baby Sam made me laugh.
WhiteyHead
He's not baby Sam, he's Gilly's brother/son.
Whowouldknow
Considering Gilly literally named him Sam after big Sam, yes he is.
HipsterFett
So good I had to take a second ride. The newsies comment was amazing.
tritium6
I reread it but couldn't find the newsies comment. Was it related to the 'young z Christian Bale ' comment?
HipsterFett
Yeah, in super small print in the next pic.
HipsterFett
Or, rather in the same frame. Jon snow loves the newsies, apparently.
armeggedonCounselor
As someone who doesn't watch the show but appreciates being in on the latest pop culture reference, I appreciate this kind of recap.
Aylasita
Why don't you watch it ?!
armeggedonCounselor
I want to read the books first. But I also find the books terribly uninteresting to read.
earlymornin
What does it matter, I love that he can appreciate this! Bravo!
Kangadilla
Yip yip.
amkoc
https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.66843881.6787/flat,800x800,075,f.u3.jpg
PricessFred
Flameo Hot Man!
brumbievan
I literally laughed out loud at that one. Luckily o didn't wake anybody.
jfatwork2
This is the one that got me too
DobbyLivesHere
I have a friend who doesn't get the yip yip thing...
TheGhostofElizabethShue
This might help: https://youtu.be/UiqBt372ESk
DobbyLivesHere
A gentleman and a scholar... +1
TAIfromdigimon
appa from Avatar the Last air bender i think
cnagamer
I should know better than to go on imgur before I've watched the latest episode. Damnit spoilers. Even if they are abridged.
HassanAlSabbah
I mean, you could have done what I did and seen GoT posts, so closed out my computer and watched the episode. Or just not open them.
wonderhammer
Well I mean the title of the post is literally the episode number and title.
MeanMisterClean
Even the bloody thumbnail is a spoiler
Every1friend
these self spoil people just want the opportunity to complain about spoilers trust me
MonsieurAvan
RIPON DICKON. Take your +1
pigletwhisper
Ice maul in my tree cerebro haha
Mormonator
Frickin lost it when I read that LOL
downvote4harambe
Imagine if he whipped out a dual ice blade
BlueEyedTrixxyHobbit
I bet after next weeks episode when they should be fighting the night king, the dude that turns the battle into lightsaber battles will doit
HandsomePenguin
#ValerianSteelYourGirl got the upvote from me.
MichaelScar
For some reason I think it should be #MisterValerianSteelYourSword and the other way just sounds slightly off. Idk
nclu
"Tree cerebro" did it for me
NumNutts
Very subtle
JackoW
It was the use me as ear muffs that made me snort a lot of air from my nose.
HandsomePenguin
The repeating line about strong arms was a gooder too.
moistmuffinsareyummymuffins
The second I seen that I thought the same thing.
TheSexyMexi
Ohohohoh its Mister Valerian Steel Your Girl!!
picklepants85
This totally killed me. SO GOOD
Strongharbour432
One he'll of a name
rallemus
Came here to say that.
DrejLord
#MrValerianSteelYourGirl take my upvote and ve off with you!
JupiterJedi
And how about Ice Maul? I knew he reminded me of someone!
SirLulzWorth
Iceemaul, baby poker.
RoloTonyBrown
I approve
catfaps
gundamgreg
"I got, like, really strong arms" is now my new go to answer for literally everything, for the rest of this week.
cptncrnch
Suicide Squad
Primotimewaster
Gendry & Arya need to end up together. She trusted him like no other.
sleepysnarlysnorlax
If he dies before seeing Arya, I will never trust D&D ever again.
smashleypower
Savage
ifyouthinkthatswierdwellletmetellyouimfrombosnia
i just heard a high pitched "YIP! YIP!" and then just intense dragon fire in my mind hahahahahahah
BangForTheBuck
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SHUTUPWILWHEATON
Don't fucking say what?!!!!
JimmyBonez
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Dinglini
Suiside Squid
SHUTUPWILWHEATON
Squid?! *Confusion intensifies*
UrsusDerpus
Okay, so I have still not watched any GoT, but at least I know now exactly what happened on this episode
NerdN1
SUBTLE SEXUAL UNDERTONES!!!
LordCastellanCreedtheSupremeCommanderofCadia
Dude, get off imgur and binge the seasons.
RDAwesome
I feel like... Jon and Daenerys don't really have any chemistry
PokeMasterWrath
She has those smoldering looks down.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
They didn't at first but its building. The whole bend the knee thing puts a damper on interpersonal affection.
PanzaeronQ
Part of me feels the writers are doing it because they're such a popular pairing. I've always hated shipping in GoT.
hormonesonparade
I agree. Im pretty indifferent to them getting together.
Shohanna
That would be because Yegrit would have something to say about that. LOL
seriouserer
How do you get Yegrit from Ygritte?
Remainder
Someone who doesn't read the books can't be expected to guess the spelling of Ygritte. They spell Asha Y-a-r-a.
Shohanna
I can't spell? LOL
davebeastly
I love how everyone seems to teleport between places now. How much time is meant to have passed between each scene change?
kattyjaxx
Teletabs
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
most time passes during travel, horses and boats don't go very fast and you can't really show 3-6 weeks of travel between important scenes
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
I mean, Sam said Bran survived beyond the wall for years... the infant he rescued with the girl is now a toddler... so its been like 3.
JesusOnACracker
I'm glad there doing it, saves time for other stuff
davebeastly
Me too. Just thought it was a funny observation. Seems to get quicker each week.
Remainder
I mean, Dragonstone to Casterly Rock is ~3000 miles by sea and they did it in about one scene transition.
ProgeriaProstitutes
Westeros has fast travel now.
PokeMasterWrath
And since literally nobody is overencumbered, fast travel is always on.
dragonraven13
Yeah. They've unlocked all the locations.
MisdirectedHostility
Very subtle
BillBurrForDictator2020
I've got like, really strong arms
kibateo
sure.
Knightrouz
About as subtle as a Margaery Tyrells death
Jwhite777
Subtle is as Subtle does
Hybris51129
TheSimpleDude
wineandpopsicles25
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2k1wb88tl1qaqmkyo1_250.gif
Waitthatsnotnormal
When they were talking at the table you could see the moment her panties hit the floor, I had a good chuckle at that
kattyjaxx
Much subtle
NineThousandAndOne
Such subtle
Outraider
gross
Abekrampe
*Distant howling*
withaniel
The season is over and NO GHOST. What the actual fuck?
Abekrampe
Come to think of it ghost saving Jon and not benjin could have been awesome.
Sticklebrickk
Palpable.
TheYoungBear
+1 for vocabulary
Shimobe
Jon Snow's aunt's supple body is palpable. Subtly.
ExplainTheJoke
It's not subtle
thecheesedip
I kept thinking "This has a very Galavant vibe to it," and then sure enough.
ImAPenguin13
Gross
nickrad
These are getting worse
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Came here for dragon glass, but now I just want that dragon ass
tankman303
Gross
Zer0th
I've recognized it and I am normally that guy who don't recognize it.
Sirtopumhat
There are undertones. Implied glances wrought with meaning.
SecondSince
I heard it in the Darkest Dungeon narrator voice. Awesome!
BangForTheBuck
Fraught even. (for Jorah at least)
pippen1001
But they are cousins...
bart2pl
distant ones
BangForTheBuck
Nephew and Aunt. And also Targaryens. I don't see the issue here
insertcointocontinue
They're not. Daenrys is his Aunt.
thegreatandpowerfulkawa
Gross
kentnl
Being brother and sister wouldn't mean much in *this* series.
Sirtopumhat
Because of the implications.
tjperk
Shhh!
GayAshyDuck
So subtle
imakeshit
Jim Broadbent's greatest role was in Hot Fuzz.
withaniel
I'm furious at myself for not including that.
StephenDaniels
Jesus drowned god Christ is now my favorite curse.
withaniel
I love that line a lot.
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
Also: "Hey everyone let's NOT go to winterfell first. Pretty sure Bran has no super important info and Littlefinger isn't up to something"
questionableanswers
I think the war against the undead freezing horde is slightly more important than some family reunion or intrigue
Kollejolle
Why would they? They're sailing from dragonstone along the coast, winterfell would be out of the way. And there are ravens you know
Lenton
You can only warpspeed over sea in the show, not land.
SergeantSalsa
As far as they are concerned, Bran has lost his wits. Magic isn't an everyday thing in Westeros
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
"As far as they're concerned" Arya can literally change her entire appearance. Jon Snow has seen White Walkers, and was brought back1/?
SergeantSalsa
Visions about future, past and present are still a new level of magic. And still, they have not acknowledged Brans abilities
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
How have they not? He informed both Arya and Sansa of private moments that he could not have known about, proving his ability.
SergeantSalsa
I think it just made them suspicious. If they did believe him they would be questioning him about everything, don't you think?
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
3/3 not believe Bran/magic is Sansa and, let's be honest, she's just about useless.
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
2/? after being brutally murdered. They've also seen Giants in Winterfell. There are Dragons flying around Westeros. The only one who may
lysani
If Bran wanted Jon to know his true lineage, he'd have already found a way to tell him by now.
PapiBlanco
I like to imagine he's stuck until someone moves him (it's hard to wheelchair in snow) but nobody is ever with him because he's super weird
PapiBlanco
Therefor he can't tell Jon till Jon decided to brood near the faced trees.
PokeMasterWrath
Bran is a dick.
MyNameIsJeffGoldblum
Beep bop boop
IndubitablyGullible
Is true though, gendry and jorah aren't gonna make it. I would know; whale biologist.
StephiesJets0020
At this point the only one I would really miss is Davos if he died. He is my favorite and Im glad he didnt go past the wall
fandsor
Nah, I think Gendry will stick around. He and Arya have love interest. That will preserve him for now.
AllHailTrumPutiNaMo
I think Tormund won't make it. He is the most loved 1 character.
Rip901
George isn't writing anymore, so Tormund is safe.
IndubitablyGullible
I agree :( in the preview when they're running and everyone falls back tormund falls out of view and focus is on Jon
80percentlegs
For the episode 6 preview it looks like there might be Jon + 12. The Last Hero and his 12 Companions. Jon will be the only survivor.
airplanefoodamiright
Please no
madeit
Shut up baby, I know it.
MopoFett
I think they all die besides Jon but thats my guess
Evern
The Hound must live. He has a date with a different kind of dead man.
PsychicBannana
Bender honey, we love you!
theopposite
I'm gonna build my own wall. With Blackjack. And Hookers! You know what? Forget about the wall!
kidswat
I wish Jorah mentioned to Dany that Samwell TARLY saved him
Lawodis
Well you got your wish... you monster
5po0ky
Sam's the head of the Tarly house now, so that carries some weight
ForgotMyOtherAcct
He took the black, so I think he's past all that now. But who knows.
Kierbear2g
Jorah got back *after* Dany executed her enemies that were given a chance to bend the knee but chose not to.
stupidlaugh
but if he said it that would have meant Jon would have heard Sam was doing Sam things
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
The differences in leadership. When Robert beat enemy lords and they refused to go with him, he had their wounds dressed and invited them 1
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
2 to dinner, praising them for their tactics or prowess. And by the end of the dinner, those lords became his loyal allies to beat Aerys.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
3 so congrats Dany. You're literally a worse person and leader than Robert. King Robert Constantly-Drunk-And-Banging-Whores Baratheon.
Redraz2021
To be fair, Robert was great in a war, it was out of it where he failed.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Honestly, I think we can say the same for Dany. Her rule of Meereen was a disaster that just sort of got swept away. She's a conqueror.
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
But still, most people fine killing prisoners to be a bit of a nono
Csel
most send them to the Wall, but that alternative was denied.
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
No thats criminals. You hold prisoners, wait for it... prisoner.
Kierbear2g
In Westeros?
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
Well, yeah. Early in the war of 5 kings they didn't. Especially nobility.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
It's a stupid move. You hold them for ransom. That's how you make back the expenses of war.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
2 And also getting concessions from their house. Like Tywin said about the murder of Ned. If Ned was alive, he was a piece to be bargained
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
3 with. Ned dead just means everyone who liked Ned will vow to kill you.
withaniel
I'm glad you guys like this post here! I'm currently trying to figure out why it was removed from r/gameofthrones
HandsomePenguin
Do more.
Colenelshitpostermcgee
more please
IsuckAsthis
Please do more! also if possible could you put each section as a single picture so I can link them to people.
CastleIsGreat
ProbBly because some people don't see the episode instantly and you probably spoiled some shit from the episode.
liquinas
they have a subtle anal-retentive attitude towards humor and anything that doesn't happen exactly like in the books.
blameitonmyjuice
Is this all your OC, @OP? You're freaking funny. Thanks, and like everyone else is saying, do more please!
madvin
Because all these images are an ultime spoil of the episode...
skybluestar
Yeah. That's weird. They put this sort of stuff up all the time. Thats ok. We can relish in your brilliance here. Their loss.
comunacho
Hello! could you make the next one with smaller images, or more compresed? the page is 153 MB, and that's a lot for 3rd world internet here
withaniel
This is helpful information, thank you!
comunacho
Great jokes, btw. Thanks
mokisaur
fook those kneelers, join r/freefolk instead
kodiak931155
That last went over my head anyone able to explain?
ICannotStressThisEnoughBut
Me too - commenting in case anyone answers
Every1friend
"like some kind of suicide squad"....its a line from the movie
Butane9000
Probably something regarding spoilers or fan butt hurt.
Tomkatie
Do more. We'll even bend the knee
Hybris51129
PresidentProTempore
Is this like a series?
withaniel
This is my first one! I'll probably do more.
RancidRance
Hell you could give us years worth of content if you just focus on Dorne alone.
SHiNiXiA
For the love of the gods (the old and the new), erase that word "probably". Do more!!!
Jacolini
This made my day. Reminds me of ToastedJustice ones on r/GameofThrones. Keep'em coming.
RamenKitten
Pleeeeeeease.
mialynneb
This is hilarious - I wish I had this for the entire series!
withaniel
The mods finally approved it! Just needed to tweak the title.
LosPer
Would love to see season 1!!!!
Burritoheart
Probably because this /a/jbg1r was posted first
Jessemandias
withaniel
I am being told that it was removed because it is too similar to this. Even though we have completely different jokes and screen caps.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Well fuck em. They don't make proper gallery posts here so I've never seen them before. You can entertain us simple imgur folk.
slyvic
For what its worth I think yours is way better.
Burritoheart
that guys episode TL;DR's are very popular, r/gameofthrones likely gets a lot of people copying them so they delete similar posts.
iwashopingthatusernamewasnottaken
yours is actually funny
stickitinuryolo
yours is way better
LosPer
Yours was MUCH better. You got the gift for satire man!!!
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
Thats bullshit. Yours is different jokes and ten times funnier
TheRealEdwardRooney
IMO yours is way better bro
iwashopingthatusernamewasnottaken
yes, way better
CatsandDnD
That's just stupid. The other one isn't even that funny.
OliverWhatever
Might be because I am in on all the jokes on the GoT subreddit, but the other one is way better.
UsernameTheMusical
How dissimilar can they expect it to be, it's the same episode of course it's similar.
withaniel
But apparently only one specific user is allowed to post this type of content. I've asked them to reevaluate that.
GetFreakinRekt
you can try posting it to the true sub in da north, r/freefolk
TheKerfuffle
Your content is way fucking funnier. "Yip Yip."
lordofthedice
That's pretty stupid. Sure, maybe they came up with the idea first, but this is your own take on it. Not like you're claiming their exact >
withaniel
They did! I was just able to post it.
theyar
IME r/got mods are psycho power trippers. I'm permanently banned because I wouldn't admit I was a sexist or something.
OliverWhatever
I got banned because I stated that people should not be put on a pedestal just because they got a disability.
theyar
I made a silly South Park reference and they said until I admit I was a sexist obsessed with my own genitals, I'd stay banned.
astromoondoggie
But how else is Tyrion going to reach the high shelves?
VajrapaniP
Holy fucking shit i hope these come out every week. This is fantastic. best seen since bad lip reading.
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
"Yip yip" fucking got me.
CheddarFiend
Went to the user profile hoping for the whole series. Did me a real disappoint.
withaniel
Finished the season!
KingOfWhales
:0
GaiusMariusTheGreat
They do them every week and have for as long as I've followed the show. Just check the Game of Thrones subreddit a day or two after it airs
WinstonRaskolnikoff
That is ChrysWatchesGoT - this is another person
Dinkleboop
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VereWolve
Leaving this one here .
theindi
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icantthinkofanythingcleversoiguessthisworks
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Eny0Face
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ZenithTempest
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withaniel
I'd like to make more, I'm currently trying to gain traction with it on r/gameofthrones. So, I mean, if you were to all go and upvote it....
zeshoopuf
More, we demand more! I even went to reddit to see if there were any older ones.
UsernameNotTakenYet
Well?
zeshoopuf
Nope.
UsernameNotTakenYet
;( now going through https://www.reddit.com/user/ChrysWatchesGot/submitted
ConfusedFlareon
There's different ones from Chrys- Google "Chrys Reviews", they're hilarious
bedarwarg
Yea these are more witty and fun haha!
zeshoopuf
Yes, those I already read. While they are funny, I found this one better though.
alphaone418
Agree do this for a whole two more episodes until we have to wait another 18 months for the next season
abetteridiot
Waaah?! I just binged the whole show up to this point and you're telling me there are only two more before a long wait?! Nooooo
alphaone418
Lol yea it was disappointing when they announced this season was only 7 episodes and next season, the final season is only 6
abetteridiot
At least now I'm prepared. But hell, they do have a lot to wrap up in those episodes.
nzpv
They can just start from season 1!
VajrapaniP
YES!
Hopefulyetdoubtful
I totally second that. These fucking killed me
TGIBallsWorth
Wait... 18 months? :(
kgarthai
It's confirmed not coming until 2019, I believe
VajrapaniP
the hell am i gomna do for 18 months?? Browse imgur!?
alphaone418
Well I just threw out an outrageous amount of time to make 6 episodes. And it'll feel like it took that long
mediumsizedtittycommittee
I don't know why but I was under the impression that this was the last season :\
alphaone418
You could argue it is the first half of the last season. All previous seasons have been 13 episodes. This one is 7 next is 6 totaling 13.
CotterPyke
Worst of all, let's have Ghost disappear right when he's needed most for the ice zombie hunting mission 'cause there's no CGI budget left.
cfgrs
Someone remind me, what did happen to Ghost?
Callistan
He's been gone so long even Jon forgot about him and just wants a dragon.
Chiaskull
This makes me both happy and sad.
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
I think Ghost will come to Jon's rescue, riding Rhaegal. Then Jon will have both his Direwolf and is Dragon.
Csel
Jon will warg into both of them simultaneously. probably they will digivolve into some dragon-wolf-human hybrid
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
Better that than Man-Bear-Pig, I guess
Csel
That sounds more like a mormont evolution.