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Jan 25, 2016 9:31 PM
MoonDancee
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Treius
Did they really shorten imagine to magine...
OnlyWelmed
but what if they die?
eggsbenedictcumberbun
Not being an apple fan boy... But you can do that with Apple watches
AhlemAybuke
On an 'Adult' site where you can watch others Jerk it...They wear these Mod things on their Junk & when you text them mod vibrates Ahhhh!!!!
TBeckett
Just checked, not for sale yet. Someone let me and my long-distance gf know when it hits the market :/
whydidyoureadthis
Would have cheated on so many tests with this
Waitihavesomething4this
Lol creepypasta
srslydude
Plot twist: Alive owner's family touches her wrist.
stanmorrison
James Bond
Itsallshitsandgigglesuntilsomeonegigglesandshits
I looked it up and sent a link to my mom. My little brother has severe anxiety and I feel this might actually help him.
MrNoodlemansbrother
I'D put it on my dick, too.
qussow
creepypasta, noun - internet horror stories, passed around on forums and other sites to disturb and frighten readers
Randomrockets
I'd do this for my wife as she teaches kids at the Project elementary school. Lord she needs the comfort.
SmackaFrackalama
Does it come in buttplug?
JumpersSuplex
Assking the important questions.
energizerbuni
I want one
showstoppa77
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR!
Ihmhi
Nigga gon hook it up to a cake mixer and go out to the club
fatfury
good stories with bad writing? we can get that anywhere really
grovberg
This is a feature of the Apple Watch, FWIW.
amandavideo15
The Apple Watch can do this.
thestonecat
When ?
amandavideo15
You can send taps to your friends. You can send a sketch, a tap, and even your heartbeat.
Bluuhhhh
If you bought five pairs and put one ring on each finger could you simulate holding hands?
InitWho
That's a beautiful thought, stranger.
ADedicatedDuck
This is what the Apple Watch does.
Hendlton
Does it?
daytimedrinkingincoffeecups
Yea you can also just tap it however many times and the other person feels your taps. And the heartbeat as well.
Hendlton
Ooh, that's cool but not worth the price.
eggsbenedictcumberbun
You can literally send someone your heart beats and it will vibrate on the other person's wrist
terrorofthederp
Embed sensors into door handles, then wear the bracelet on your dick. Then random strangers can send you "tickles".
ikbenlike
Can someone please do that?
WikedN3K
My innocence...
spunzombie
Everyone just grabbing your knob then ?
terrorofthederp
Door knob to your knob - the unexpected gift!
spunzombie
That is a commercial right there ! Get the Folgers coffee brother and sister
xorn56
I would learn Morse code and cheat on tests
thestonecat
Why not learn your lessons instead ?
WikedN3K
Too hard
WikedN3K
Also too many different lessons to learn
xorn56
because i take many classes that are worthless and just to fill a requirement
5tudentLoans
Definitely would make morse code added to school if it became popular enough... but i dont see how the devices are connected...
uberarticuno
Exams would be easier, could communicate answers with a friend. Or multiple if you had them in different places.
Hendlton
I'm guessing through Bluetooth to your phone and then to the internet through the phone.
InitHello
It might be something with quantums, there's a lot you can do with them.
senpaiplease
Bruh quantum dots are so freaking cool
glacialbae
Hold on, I'll ask Ponder Stibbons.
Devious9
Sure, in another 50 to 100 years yeah.
CaptainScout
not in this era!
Djalabajoe
Bluetooth to an app on your phone so you could just phone, text, email or message instead and "anywhere on the planet" is optimistic
Throrf
Quantum entanglement?
EnderWarPet
That's what I thought but we're not quite there yet unfortunately
AssaultBunny
My phone doesn't get internet. It doesn't have apps. It's a phone.
ConvincingBullshit
The last person to be buried alive actually had a phobia of it happening. So as a precaution had a bell installed and oxygen tank buried too
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
GUYS, THE USERNAME. NOT MINE BUT HIS.
minipancho94
plenty of people have been buried with guns and poisons as well.
DisenfranchisedSovietBear
Last person we know of maybe. Plenty more still scratching away inside their coffins...
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Should have read his username first.
citaria
Nopenopenope
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
I highly doubt it happens in any developed countries.. Other ones for sure though.
bobtheaxolotl
We tend to suck out people's internal organs and replace the cavity with embalming fluid these days. So, if you aren't dead, you will be.
dogenuggets
Be a full organ donor, then you're doing good AND you can guarantee you won't be buried alive.
TheGirlWhoCouldntEven
well, maybe YOU do but I keep my vict- clients.....fresh...er...ish...
funnman
This is great
funnman
This would be great for long distance relationships
Lumintie
I need this
SirBwop
As someone in one, I really want one~.
CuteLittlePotato
Same here
ImgurisluvImgurislife
Came in to post this
kittyclawz
They make long distance sex toys with this same technology
InsomniacJustice
Mm. That they do. A bit cheap, considering.
SilverSnowFlake
Link plz
InsomniacJustice
did you just reply to a comment from over a year ago
SilverSnowFlake
Yep. All thanks to Random mode.
SatanLordOfUpvotes
I'm in one and I also sometimes get separation anxiety. I just signed up to get information for when the upgraded ones come out c:
xephyr417
Saaame
funnman
Thats great :D best of luck!with the bracelet, axiety and relationship! One of my good friends lives far away and struggles w that too 1/2
funnman
Thats why i want one so me and her can wear them, i think that would help comfort, am i right?
SatanLordOfUpvotes
yeah, just make sure if she taps it you tap back c: otherwise that might worry her!
AerinRavage
And this, ladies and gents, is why we NEED the Internet.
ChefObvious
And that is why we need Eddie Van Halen!
afdasfdasfdas
Thank you, Al Gore.
orixandcrak
Also, thank you, Al Gore, for inventing the environment.
pookieeatworld
And thank you, Al Gore for saving us from the imminent danger of Manbearpig.
orixandcrak
And riding the mighty Moon Worm
mcpeepin
This would be great for people with seperation anxiety
nahemah
Thank you, now Faith No More is playing in my head
YoureWaifu
I would love it if the other person touched theirs often but I would just be constantly holding mine and feel bad or like I'm being a bother
qvconthetivo
No, this would be terrible for people with separation anxiety
notmyfirstchoiceofusername
Like my dog.
MimzytheBun
It would be terrible. You'd need your partner to be constantly responsive, which would be exhausting/expecting so much of them.
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
I'd love this just because of how subtle it is. It's like a "hey" without needing any actual thought.
ZachPutland
It would great for a pair of people with seperation anxiety, but if it was just one person the other would get tired pretty quickly
ArePineapplesReallyYellow
Honestly yes yes yes
iSoulend
So, dogs.
caboops
Apparently I'm a dog haha.
wysmith777
until the other person never responds lol
JAFIOI
That would be me. Do we really need constant 24/7 contact FFS? Sometimes a brotha jus' need some goddam alone time.
prezkamm
That "lol" at the end though
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
Because they're that person.
wysmith777
fucking right someone
mcpeepin
Little kid sitting at school constantly tapping it :(
danihalcyon
Sorry, but on mobile your colon and parantheses are on different lines and it took me forever to decide which face you meant :( or :)
Myfirstnamewaschosen
K
mcpeepin
Sad face! I'm thinking of my son (who is starting school in Aug and has seperation anxiety) freaking out if I didn't tap back right away