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00LimaRomeo
Source?
themanygrounds
Bomber was the imposter
chucklemore
siler7
Bomber: I'm going to use physics to murder all these people! Physics:
GotBannedOnThe29th
Comet260
Loved Twister
IsntThatAaronic
I wonder if he paid extra for a window seat
fairlybad
Good lord, imagine being the person in the middle seat THAT time. Both arm rests would not nearly make up for that kind of experience.
SkyVINS
what part of SUICIDE bomber did you not understand
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
72 Virgins Airlines
SkyeMia
Fun Fact: Don’t take the window sit if you want to bomb a plane midair.
missiletowe12
2 fatalities. Bomber [1] and his seat-neighbor's pants [2]
Noob3rts
Could you imagine being seated next to that dude? Holy fuck
SWEEPTHELEG
what a sucker.
justanotherdoug
*suckee
UnimpressedButNaked
Lol nice one
John20012
Looks More like a blower.......
BearUnhinged
photog
He was watching the in flight movie.....Blown Away
kahooki
Should've had a test run before.
CallMeThreeGunsGreg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EYJbzQdTVw
thundercactus
The terrorists were seeking retribution for western interference of Somali muslims. On a plane from Somalia to UAE. .....what?
OneUpperSteve
Fuckers like this are why we have to get a strip searched every flight.
Rauca
More likely he's the reason we have to show all electronics taken into cabin actually work. I Keep getting asked to switch stuff on/off.
Worldsmadeofink
Bet he was using Windows Seven.
lowerider777
Lol, get fucked loser.
Newland979
Was the down vote an accidental?
admiralawesome4213
get sucked*
allthepossiblecowbell
StrayBullet
This made me laugh way harder than expected.
Youcantsaychickswithdicksanymore
Lol lil bitch. Cant even do that right.
wuttwuttinthebuttbutt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daallo_Airlines_Flight_159
electricwizard
You're telling me airport personnel helped the bomber get onboard and only got 4 years?
googoogaagaa83
Not all, some got 6 months.
HamburgerWelper
MEDIOCRE!
DarkSock
get gud n00b
buttbuttpartywagon
I too had a galaxy note 7
JoshuaFalken
Okay... We'll played. That's funny shit. +1
DontTazeMeBrah
Didn't burn down the whole plane
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MinnesotaMathew
top comment on the FP is a marathon, not a sprint
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MinnesotaMathew
Marathons don't go multiple days either. It's a figure of speech for comparison. The point is it could still be too comment yet.
cosmos31
This guy
ufindjosh1
Rijtjeshuis
Own goal
jdwagBugVillain
10 people went to jail for participating in the plan too.
haveblue2
The bomber was blown out of the airplane and they found his remains in the ground. Brutal
Ribblets
Gotta wonder how much of him was left at that point. Figure there'd only be a few scraps of clothing tangled up in a meaty mush at best.
GoW1n
Awesome
Megameatloaf
Aircraft structural engineer here. The bomb likely weakened surrounding structure and the high internal pressurization did the rest.
Megameatloaf
Kinda like that scene in Avatar the last air bender where they make cuts in that big metal worm thing and then Ang smacks it real hard.
Crimesawastin
Love that show. Articles say the cabin never pressurized, tho.
HereIsThere
TBH, it takes quite a lot to blow up a plane of that size.
Feralkyn
I think it's more that fuselages are so thin that enough of a hole causes the rest to rip itself apart, but even so there's been planes that
Feralkyn
still landed with SCARY amounts of damage. (Disclaimer, not an engineer)
Feralkyn
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1e/Aloha_Airlines_Flight_243_fuselage.png 24k feet no less
wadenelson1
That explosion was approximate 3 ounces of nitroglycerine or equivalent.
tonyiscariot
Seems strange that the bomb was strong enough to blow a fairly large hole in the plane but no one else was killed.
Crimesawastin
It didn't say everyone felt awesome, just that they lived
originalamb
The wikipedia article says it detonated before the flight had reached cruising altitude and fully pressurized
tonyiscariot
Thank you! But the most upvoted response is that bombs just make you feel less awesome, so that's what I have to go with.
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
He sucks at his job
notthatkaren
His job sucked at him.
SpaceballsTheComment
To be fair, it was his first day on the job.
Pyrocious
He had a premature detonation, happens to a lot of guys their first time.
Pecka98
Well, sucked
VaultGirl69
I never understood the appeal to women for a religion that rewards their men with lots of other women who are virgins... Raw deals yo.
Zer0o0o0o0
I never understood the appeal of choir boys to old men in weird robes
michaelroyjoseph01831415
Oooh snap!!!
StupidManThing
did it specifically say women who are virgins? there should be a fine print there
VaultGirl69
Another human being should never be a reward. That's uncivilized.
michaelroyjoseph01831415
It never said what religion it was...
VaultGirl69
I don't have to say what religion I'm talking about. We all know. I'm only biased as a woman. I'm not a religious person.
michaelroyjoseph01831415
You don’t have to of course, but if you want others to understand then yeah you do...
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
"The Islamist militant group Al-Shabaab later claimed responsibility for the bombing", but I agree that one should research before calling
cosinewave
That is why they tell you to fasten your seatbelt during the flight.
simplygimply
More likely to rapidly lose altitude from downdraft and you don't want passengers flying about.
ImHidingFromMyKids
So you don’t get sucked out of a hole in the side of the plane?
obelisp
There was an incident where that happened to a guy wearing a seatbelt
ImHidingFromMyKids
Yikes! Tough day
Toxi
Karma is SO real.
obelisp
But he intended to suicide. He just failed at the rest
Toxi
I can live with that.
obelisp
But can he live with himself?
Toxi
You have made my brain sore. Gracias.
3rdNameUsed
Welp. They aren't the smartest bunch. Enjoy yer virgins sucker!
Gomer592
locked in a room with 70 other suicide bombers for eternity... "this sucks", "HA you heard him, he said it it's his turn now, HA."
Peachos
Plot twist: They become eternal comic-con workers & that's their source of virgins
TheVampireDante
Nah, it's the idiots that blew themselves up before them.
nalananda
I like it
Ghlargh
I am eternally tankful that most terrorists seem to be complete three-stooges level bumbling idiots.
BlazeMarshall
By their own beliefs, I'm pretty sure he needed to have gotten a kill other than himself for that, so he doesn't even get them.
Sensiblyinteresting
Corrections Virgil's
ChrisWsrn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqqK4ft7kZ8
LinesOfCokeWithSnowman
should have became a pastor and got his 72 virgins while he was alive.
fbutt09
cvanrossum192
Hot damn!!!!
dakkaffex
Oh trust me he doesn't virgins either. An eternity in Hell for sure, and that's about it
Gomer592
same diff; locked in a room with 70 other suicide bombers for eternity... "this sucks", "HA you heard him, he said it it's his turn now, HA"
Vergenbuurg
It was a mistranslation, there's actually 72 Virginians waiting for him [/cribbed from all-time great Robin Williams]
Ghlargh
Maybe it's 72 Virgils. You get 72 identical roman poets reading ancient poems to you for eternity.
Tulayne
All reading the same poem, but all started reading one word later than the previous one, so it's just chaos and you can't understand a word.
siler7
What makes you think he got a virgins sucker? Do they go to some kind of vampire heaven?
disneyeyes
Question: Why did you automatically assume it was a Muslim?
JeezusJuice
Suicide bombing is the MO of Muslim extremists. “Why assume a man drowned with concrete boots was an Italian mob hit?” The fuck outta here.
KungFuAnimeJesus
It seems it was.
Freeminder
If there's not enough correlation between self bombers and muslims then Daello is an Emirates airline. Still prejudice.