so pwned

Mar 21, 2017 8:04 PM

Not all women are stupid though.

My Goddess, that's womankind for you. She's always using female as the default in all of woman's language to represent all women.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

jesus christ the shitty cucklords swarming to this thing are almost as bad as the poster.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well here's the thing about perception--there are many ways in which women are oppressed. This apparently is not one, but sure can look it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

This man is an hero

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

How do females feel about the word mankind? Or referring to people in general as "man" not like "hey man" but "man is responsible"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

B-b-but Patriarchy!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

You had me until "not all women are stupid though."

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Too bad it cut off before the "Thanks for mansplaining this to me, but I didn't ask for your opinion. K, bye."

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 4

If it were youtube, that would be an obligatory response.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I don't care if I'm wrong, I *feel* right and that's the important thing."

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

And of course everyone uses someone being wrong to say that there's no gender equality problem.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 15

And of course someone will try to put off that there's a huge equality difference that in reality is either nonexistent or minuscule at best

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

I like this post +1. It's a repost -1. OP's "not all women are stupid" comment -1. :/

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This "art" was made by a man.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Misandry isn't a thing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Biological inferiority? I know men are generally shorter lived than women, but this is a bit of a stretch

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yea, getting into literal nazi territory with that one.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn... I haven't seen pwned in sooo fucking long

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 7

Swofehuper!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

All I see is Mike myers singing, "woman!, wo-man, whoaaaaaah-man !"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't Swofehuper how you summon a dragon in Skyrim?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NOT SO LOUD!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the curious, that's either OD AH VIING or DUR NEH VIIR. I know y'all weren't serious but hey ho.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Destroyed. Dominated. Owned. Absolutely Wrecked

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Straight up eviscerated

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That there is some real tasty linguistics. Love me some hot and spicy etymology.

9 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 2

Fe fi fo fum

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Interesting doop

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its also bullshit. They are describing etymology not linguistics,so evidently they're not a linguist.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

etymology. studying the history of words and the linguistic processes they've undergone. how would you separate the two?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

on what social/cultural context they are used in.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Linguistics is the study of words within social context, etymology is the study of the roots of a word. Words change meaning depending

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2nd arg, yes. as for linguistics: no. historical processes (also but not only phonological) don't need social components in order to be 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

linguistics. your definition is a nice one for the subfield of sociolinguistics, my research field. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Incorrect. Linguistics is the study of language. Social context, etymology are both some of the components of linguistics.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yet another manocentric support of the manocracy.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 6

I can't believe he just mansplained that to them. So much misogyny, I literally can't even right now.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Swofehuper Hemanmalemanson. Sounds like a World's Strongest Man contestant.

9 years ago | Likes 441 Dislikes 4

That’s a thing imgur should do. Make an option to favorite comments.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he was the Icelandic guy I saw at the Deadlift competition last year... Could be wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*cue theme song from Orgazmo*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this is my favorite metalocalypse character

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm dying.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hemanmaleson is as masculine as a name can possibly be

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HE WAS NUMBER ONE!

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

WE ARE NUMBER ONE! ... Is this relevant?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shmittywerbenjagermanjensen?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure I saw this guy pulling a Volkswagen truck with his armpit hair on ESPN 8

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This will be the name of my firstborn son. He's gonna be such a badass.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Today in the athletics Dutch runner swofehuper hemanmalemanson just shaved an incredible 0.6 seconds off his name.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the hardest I've laughed today.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

That's fuckin brilliant.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[repost statistics]

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 5

It's been reposted so many fucking times @RepostStatistics DIED

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

[comment about not caring about reposting]

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

[comment about the guidelines of reposting. 1 week usually being the most common amount of down time for a repost to be deemed acceptable]

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

[Whatever comment to catch any remaining fake internet points]

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What I learned from this is a female werewolf should actually be called a wifwolf. Maybe?

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

A female werewolf is just called "on her period"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Dude you can't say stuff like that on imgur, unles you don't care about downvotes, then go for it buddy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like to live dangerously

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to be confused with WiFu or waifu.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Definately not, very different things.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wiffle bats!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that anything other than a man which turns lupine should not be called a wer-[whatever that thing is]

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Last time I saw this I found this in the comments:

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good on you.. ppl should see the whole thing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People should see the whole thing, but the basis for the counter-counter argument is that the history of words don't matter because of/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

morphological reanalysis, and then immediately argues other words based on their history, then basically says that reanalysis is akin to/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pattern finding, and really doesn't mean much. It's all double speak. Then they berate the person at the end for berating someone.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL that the way we address or speak of other people through time, indirectly shows what a bunch of assholes people are.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always thought a female was an iron male.

9 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 8

Nah they need more iron.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Science joke!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well done

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why would you not say "ironman"?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*Iron Maiden https://youtu.be/m0J7XnbUN5o (yes, not all IM songs were created equal... and that's not even the worse, see the 'B' sides :P)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Male = Man

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Relatedly, I thought woman came from "a man with a womb" sort of thing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know a dude I went to high school with who's license plate says FE-MALE because he's a huge Iron Man fan.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I often wish that female rhymed with tamale. Life is full of disappointments.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Luckily no real life feminists think like this, just those who inhabit the weird straw coloured corners of the internet

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 24

Not sure if sarcasm, or fucking idiot...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

"No real life feminist" = The no true Scotsman fallacy.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Any time i see someone spell woman as womym or womxn I think they think like the person in the post, ie a moron

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

My mom has used this argument before and she is a feminist. That being said, believe what you want to believe, I don't really care.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

You obviously don't watch protest videos or feminist lectures

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

"Feminists" like this are too common. If they wanna have positive impact, they should go to Africa or the middle East

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 11

[Whatever the usual top comment is]

9 years ago | Likes 1269 Dislikes 25

[Comment pointing out when this was last posted and how accurate the title is]

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Jesus fucking Christ. do you guys have no standards at all? You really are a hivemind. Ridiculous

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not even trying anymore huh?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the guy answering... Was ALBERT EINSTEIN

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

[Found on random 6 years later and is late to the party joke]

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the last time, the top comment was some dude explaining why the guy that responded was wrong and yadda yadda yadda.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[Late to the conversation repeated joke]

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

[baseless claim that I was going to comment the same thing but you beat me to it]

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[Tastless and stupid comment that gets downvoted quick]

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Hey, that's not the usual top comment!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Isn't it usually asking if a female werewolf is a wifwolf?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

[underrated comment that should be the top comment]

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I get what you mean by bananas often have more nutrients than

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

[meta]

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Abed

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

ayyyy meepo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

[angry mod with the ban hammer]

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Username checks out

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I admire your dedication

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

[request to know what the deleted comment was]

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

[Darude Sandstorm]

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

[infuriating non-answer reply]

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

[decent comment that somehow gets downvoted to oblivion]

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 123

[Comment agreeing with you that mysteriously gets upvotes instead.]

9 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 1

Like I don't know whether to upvote or downvote this comment.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Downvote it, but go upvote something else of his ;)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I down voted this for the humour, but up voted three of your post in compensation.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

<3 you're a doll.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Having this here helps the lazy

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Godspeed, Sir.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

fun fact I downvoted myself to begin with

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Commitment, I like it

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You took the hit for the team.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

@getschwiftyatthrifty2 not all heroes wear capes^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hget upvotes.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

<3

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yay straw feminism!

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 20

The straw lives...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It is a strawman in that this seems to imply that this is what feminism looks like, and people do that that.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

How can it be a strawman if the person is literally arguing that point? Yes, these people don't represent the movement, but they still exist

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Marx-inspired oppressionology is the heart and soul of the 2nd/3rd wave feminist movement.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0