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Oct 22, 2023 8:14 PM
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RuF986
I don't get it. - Random corporate middle manager.
DangerBaer
Just imagine all the fireballs it has seen...
FugginFlecktarn
Is that the desk from The Office?
sethb1978
Good one
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
That's exactly what respected scientist would say
Erdanya
I actually did set a very similar one to my virtual camera output, and in an otherwise idle call (we have it open all day for WFH purposes), 3 guys started laughing, and one turned on his camera, laughing, pointing, going '... that.. nope, I'm not going to comment'. Definitely livened things up a bit and helps have some fun when you're not all at the office. Know your team, though.. maybe not for a meeting with the board of directors or something.. :p
ShatnerShatAMegashit
https://dig.watch/updates/un-ohchr-releases-2022-right-to-privacy-in-the-digital-age-report
JoshuaFalken
Your WFH requires you to have a video call on all day?? Sounds a bit...Orwellian.
Zap117
LenzKist74
Impressive,.. $1k-$5k per day!
taralanth
Can some one explain?
angpanange365
HR would like to speak to you
porcinechoirmaster
If I did that, our HR department would drop me a private note asking me to change it, and also laughing their ass off. The head of HR has an excellent sense of humor and a good focus on what actually matters.
stayingalive4life
HR:
ProfessorChaos
So HR is admitting that they watch casting couch porn too? Should be a fun conversation.
Tumescentpie
I do love talking to HR. I used to joke that they had to open up a whole wing because my file was so huge.
bearmannn999
Yeah this is not a good idea, lol
swedeonamoose
Obligatory "hey thats my gf's old office" joke.
Obvious101
This is a pic of casting couch used for science.
Munchman347
Could have been a White couch with several black pillows... But now i have to iron my hood...
deejaynoob
I laughed so hard at this I nearly passed out.
PineappleLoopsBroether
I’ve laughed so hard like that more times than I can remember thanks to Imgur. Good times.
DicksmackMcgee
zanaria
Casting couch?
StylesRockman
I hope couch gets the role
Srcsqwrn
Ah, I thought it was The Office
spiceass9000
Ya, is it even popular anymore? I am a connoisseur and honestly I havnt seen their stuff in any popularity rankings in a while
hanniballectern
I hope I'm not ruining the fantasy, but it's a post-casting couch.
micotyro
Honestly. Makes me feel better. Lilying and sex rarely are good thing
dumbdumbdirtybum
No mostly women
SubstituteReality
Dude! Rule #1 about casting couch!!
kingkongkeom
Casting couch!
panta3
kingkongkeom
Nice!
smittyatyou
Black couch
turdfuerguson
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
Some people have trouble with simple directions
SElfishDouche
tzahtman
But not that you shouldn't say anything, unfortunately. Now Timmy has ruined it for everyone.
Ekibwurm
"hey its that meme's picture... i never got why a blank background was funny tho... if you used it you must know, can you explain?" *grabs the popcorn*
zagibu
What background? Must be a setting on your side.
MagnorCriol
"I dunno, I just know it from the meme too. I think it's just surrealist humor because it's such a boring and nondescript office that it's funny because it's not funny, you know?"
Tumescentpie
"I don't really understand the Gen z memes or most memes, but I do my best to fit in"
conniecpu
Just say "I just thought it was a professional neutral looking background, I've never heard of anyone saying it was a meme"
jaydude22
Someone was asked how I knew so much after explaining it. I looked at her and said “I WATCH A LOT OF PORN STEPHANIE” in work lunchroom.
ThatKidWhoYoyos
It's from an episode of The Office, right?....*come on, take the bait*
MileysVirus
Pretty sure I saw Danny DeVito pop out that couch on an episode of its always sunny
InfocalypseRising
I visited a corporate office once where a guy had a picture of Pedo Bear on the outside of his cube because he thought it kind of looked like him.
thoushaltnotpass
When my kid was born, I distributed candy out of a small box where I printed pedobear and a "free candy" sign. Only one colleague acknowledged it, he found it extremely funny
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Arbitrarynamehere
Bruhh
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
“What? I googled «CP» and there was this cute bear”
Saxxon92
Absolutely based
AwetasticAdventures
Old coworker of mine got me a custom birthday card with crying pedobear on it saying "heard you got older". Said he just thought it was cute.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
bril350
Wait everything is a drawing but it has a real bearded dragon?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
ah, that's shopped on (no idea why) https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7187027/Polish-newspaper-claims-Pedobear-is-2010-Vancouver-Olympic-mascot.html