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Jul 17, 2021 9:18 PM
LordoftheHildago
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PartyHatGladOS
I cant imagine many conservatives qualify to go to heaven to be completely honest.
TheRimOfTheSky
I will worship no psychopath god that allows the pain we suffer
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
I was always told "you'll be able to sing songs of worship to God for ALL ETERNITY!" Like, can't I just play Xbox or... anything else!
brotherbuzz
To me, the definition of horrible damnation would be being condemned to spend eternity around a bunch of fucking AMERICAN Christians
IceWeaselX
Mizchvioz
It would truly suck
HeMaam
imagine getting to heaven and the angels are jealous of whos got the biggest cloud, and whitest wings
adognamedpumpkin
I swear there’s a subplot within Western Christianity on how to get the biggest crown because of course there is. E.g. “A Life God Rewards”
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
Haha jokes on you. I'm just going to turn into dirt when I die
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Native americans said the same thing, a good while ago.
buttabuttabutt
I had my mother explain heaven again to me as an adult. Eternity kissing God's ass with precious metals and gems everywhere? I'm good.
RiskIt4ABiscuit
One mans heaven is another mans hell.
Strangedays2024
https://vimeo.com/123823735 this pretty well sums up that sentiment. Well the other way around but that's The Night Gallery for you.
DidYouKnowThatCashewsComeFromAFruit
There's an awesome Christian metal band called Phinehas that has a lyric "if God looks like you then I'd rather be left behind"
H0rndog
If there really is a God. If all of this has been God's will, I will fight that punk ass bitch til I'm cast to the fucking underworld.
akashakat
Sign me the fuck up.
ahernandez
Tbf none of them are going to heaven
4goodsuccess365
The person who offended you is not on Imgur
HeroThatWasNeeded
Some of those morons lurk, scroll down to the comments they make.
SoMuchPooPooSon
I don't think this person is trying to reach the one who offended them, but instead an echo chamber to make themselves feel better.
adognamedpumpkin
For some of us this is a support group, if that falls under “echo chamber”. A lot of us grew up faithful and didn’t just change to sin more.
shoshana
US people think socialism is communism. It definitively isn't. Socialism is to consider that the society is more important than individuals.
shoshana
Not that everything is common property, nor that everybody must have the same wealth.
GenStrike
Where you getting that definition from? 'cuz Socialism is *also* defined as "the transitory stage towards communism."
GenStrike
and communism is defined as "a stateless, classless, moneyless society". Meaning that it is incompatible with authoritarianism.
IJustMightBeTheDroidYouAreLookingFor
Mormons baptize the dead. Tell the missionaries to do that after you die, because you want to have a good time while you’re here! They lovit
meganical
Lmao I’m just picturing them tossing dead people into public swimming pools now
dugforcett
That’s exactly how it happens. Anyone else that tells you otherwise is a liar. They call it “dunking the damned dead”. Look it up.
VitaminJay
Heaven for the weather, hell for the company.
DVSBSTrD
In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
discotheque42
Hell is where all the people who know how to have a good time hang out.
protoman007
The sinners are much more fun
TheYodajen
Oh geez could uneven imagine? Eternity in a trump rally? Yup that's my hell
meganical
I’d love it because then I get to ruin all of their good times by being there and able to say whatever I want
TheUnstoppableWampas
So long as I'm dead and can punch their faces in for eternity it wouldn't be that bad.
xmaneds
Sartre said, "hell is other people" --- Huis Clos
Frenchgeek
Don't worry: it'll be theirs too.
TheYodajen
I think they already live their hell
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Fear of everything? Sounds about right.
GNiko
Well maybe you should make sure you don't end up in Hell with them, then.
fencer1964
Whose hell? Surely you know there is more than one.
idiotcube
It's true. Mine is an eternity at a huge crowded party where the music is too loud and I don't know anyone.
dacsdorks
Hail Satan
Esdog
They probably won't be spending it where they think they will.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
xmaneds
and their words.... like, silent raindrops fell .... what the hell . . . . .
binaryspike
Oof
LeftistCoastalElite
/a/Hov9FYm
adognamedpumpkin
This yesterday when someone wanted to know why we still talk about Trump. Dude...the other party made a graven image of him. That’s biblical
binaryspike
That was the closest I ever got to changing the mind of the closest in my circle. Didn't quite make it. Not sure even a rapture would work
Nova5269
Also because he beat 2nd place in a straw poll at the recent Rep. conference by at least 50%. And every gov official still rides him
Shaodyn
I suspect that most conservative "Christians" won't be going to Heaven.
Pyrolillycherry
Then the "Christians" you're looking at are doing it wrong. It's not about spending time w/ us - ppl suck. It's about God and love. Don't >
marchbald
“Christians you’re looking at…” ?? You mean the ones that hold public office? The ones screaming at service workers, the ones rioted on 1/6?
Pyrolillycherry
Yep, them. Unfortunately the bad examples can get very vocal :(
Pyrolillycherry
let people ruin it for you. Pls don't let them turn you away. Look into it for yourself to give it a fair chance because it's worth it. & >
Pyrolillycherry
on behalf of all the idiots who somehow have gotten it SO wrong, I apologize. Thank you. Have a good day.
adognamedpumpkin
I appreciate those who can make sense of it. I grieve my lost faith. I hope you find peace where it’s warranted and discomfort when it’s not
Xalaqia
Thousands of Christian denominations, each one thinks they got it right. Maybe NONE of you got it right. Gods don't exist.
marchbald
I understand, cult life is for a select few, stay cozy in your self righteousness and judgement of others.
Pyrolillycherry
That's the funny thing - Christianity is supposed to be about NOT judging others, just loving them. I'm just saying it can be done right. :)
MaryPupSkins
Who knew when I was a child that Christians would be become the antithesis of Christ. It just doesn't make any sense unless... 1/2
Pooprocketpower
Phyllis Schlafly?
INeverWaitForIt
...Become? Most have been that way all along. They're just more open about it now. All the problems we're seeing now didn't just start.
nangke
"Conservative Christian" is (or should be) an oxymoron
jaggcomputing5
Well maybe just moron.
MaryPupSkins
you see the MAGA hat as the mark of the beast. 2/2
NotoriousDoubleDipper
Make Antichrist Great Again
Arcanum3000
Have you seen this yet? https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
bekindtoanimals
Yep
coffeeismyfriend
Ummm… the Spanish Inquisition? The crusades? The “schooling” of indigenous children? Christians not following Christ has a bit of a history.
iusedtodream
I have a theory that being an evangelical christian is a key component of the brainwashing. Triggered all their (subconscious) wiring.
BradleyJon
That's not a theory that's just what I call Wednesday here in Missouri. You can watch it happen
Lowslefthand
What, being taught to only see "evidence" that supports your belief while ignoring overwhelming facts could be a bad thing?
IAlwaysUpvoteSexy
Yoink. Gunna go trigger some family with this, thanks
bekindtoanimals
HA!
MaryPupSkins
If I am right, and I hope I'm not, they are eternally damned.
IAlwaysUpvoteSexy
It's actually truly crazy, the last few years have been enlightening. The uncle I had previously thought was the crazy "ultra conservative"
IAlwaysUpvoteSexy
has shown he has a compassionate heart while the others I had thought were normal have gone insane.
cosinewave
It's not like they are going to the good place anyway.
Jojoishere2021
Honestly I don’t even go to church are read the Bible but if you think god is republican are Democrat are or any other you sadly mistaken
weidermeijer
Like in South Park... just the Mormons.
Akurei00
mratio
I’m totally alright with them thinking that they will fo ro a special place
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Hiboredimdad
Jesus loves everyone. But like,how do you love someone who actively hurts so many. They do the exact opposite of what Jesus asked
urboyevan2
I know this to be true. You think God would vote conservative?
Jojoishere2021
Nope not one bit nor do I think he’d vote any other just my opinion but everyone got one and it don’t make em right thought neither me
Xavkha
I mean Jesus wouldnt. But God & the Eden deal banning Adam & Eve from eating the apple of knowledge. The old testaments pretty conservative.
Jojoishere2021
Hey never thought of it that way very good point got my attention fo sho
LupusLilium
Creating an entire arbitrary rule system to punish people below him? Not teaching anybody these rules explicitly or allowing them to learn?
LupusLilium
Handing out heavy-handed punishments at random to people who refuse to follow these rules and punish those around them for no reason?
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
What a great show
cosinewave
IMHO some of the finest television ever made.
Arracor
WARNING: Do not open any further comments if you want to avoid spoilers!
zentotoro
Fire up the ole penis flattener!
gaaaaalavant
For real, it's the rare show that had pretty much a perfect ending.
AsAHistorian
Considering that it also had ENORMOUS potential for an unsatisfying ending, they really knocked it out of the park.
Nuttburger
I’m really glad they had the upbeat episode right after the really sad one where chili went through the gate
GhostWhiskey
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
Ahh yes, the wholesome conservative christian
Omestra
Yeah Children should have to work for their food.
tiptoeingthru
tcdriver
She totally misunderstood the whole" suffer the little children to me "quote
samwyze
It got Mother Theresa sainthood, so it can't be ALL bad. /s
APassingPlasticBag
Oh hey fuck that crazy cunt
PizzaStation
Imagine being such a miserable person you get outraged at the thought of children eating.
NecroNikolai13
Not on her fucking watch!
FrozenFor30Years
Well it's not like Jesus is remembered for providing free meals to 5,000 people in one go now is it? If he had bigoted Christians might too.
Wildfyre1000
She's pro birth - NOT pro life!
bigballofwibblywobblytimeywimmeystuff
If you think it’s only bad if a poor person gets a handout… you might be a Christian
2cusswords
Eee gads! Not emotional support...for free!
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
jammer909
She looks like a crazy old bag-lady as seen at a Tempe AZ bus stop at 3am, outside Carl's Jr., On Broadway Ave.
DaveSamsonite
Jamnew60
Perhaps she needs to read the gospel of Mark again. You see there was this guy named Jesus who gave everything away including his life.
MainlyHereForTheSpellingAndPuns
As a Christian, that lady is off her rocker.
i3inaudible
No, as a Christian, she fits right in and is quite typical. As a US conservative, she also fits right in and is quite typical.
MainlyHereForTheSpellingAndPuns
I meant, "as a Christian who is typing this comment, I don't identify with her line of thinking at all"
i3inaudible
Two Christians disagreeing about something? ? And why exactly does your religion matter. Are you trying to speak for all Christians?
MainlyHereForTheSpellingAndPuns
Not at all, I'm hoping that people don't lump all christians into the same box because of the crazies like this one
BruceJi
TheSpectrumRabbit
BrambleWolf
She did not say this, she said other, stupid and borderline seditious things, but this is again gross misrepresentation. Both sides do this.
PyroDragon
Her eyes really sell the insanity
adognamedpumpkin
She looks like she sounds. And I haven’t even heard her
snowy129
She's got the crazy eyes.
borderlinitely
Why churches have tax exceptions? That's communism too.
spgcorno
LOL, no. Look up the history of communist governments and religion.
GulDukat0
Missing the point much, Sherlock?
borderlinitely
Not the point I was making, but ok.
StatmanIbrahimovic
That's a different kind of communism. The "communism" she's talking about doesn't exist and is yet somehow innately terrible.
Apeofdeath
Didn't Jesus give people free fish and bread, I'll bet he was a communist
fiddlemyhiddle
I once had a horrible human being of a boss say to me that she didn’t like the new Pope bc he was too communist. She is Catholic, btw.
Gababu
technically.. it only counts if it's the government doing it!
Rhysers
…and no one said that any of the things that belonged to him was his own, but (C)they had everything in common. Acts 4:32
Rhysers
Verse 34 is good too. If someone had need, others sold their shit to provide for them.
spiceass9000
Eh, he taught to give to the poor and needy out of free will and kindness not forced like communism. I’d say socialist if anything
spiceass9000
Socialism can exist with a free market by having a democratic contract to pool money to help ppl with taxes. Communism cannot
Inmate45
Unfortunately, the people who need to understand this difference the most are incapable.
spiceass9000
Yup…
thelinesiweararoundmywrist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yspSI8JA_4
ButtEyeDyeGrass
Jesus and the early church were definitely proto-socialist. Communal caretaking and all that because, Idk, loving their neighbor or somethin
captvClickMagnet
Unless they're dark skinned, talk a different language that you, don't believe in YOUR God (the right one of course) etc etc
keillrandor
Early organized religion was all about 'getting on with other people' because it was needed for the new civilizations
keillrandor
It's since been used as a weapon against it, instead, of course...
override367
Anything other than being benevolent would have meant incredibly violence from the Romans right out of the gate
keillrandor
Organized religion and civilization predates the Romans.
DeadeicPrints
ArchMagos
"you know, you can give a man a fish and teach him how to fish, and learning how to fish is probably easier when you aren't starving."
override367
"You have so many fish, you keep earning more. There are no fish left for the man to obtain himself. You give him a fish *every day*"
Commentofthedayaward
I love this
DeadeicPrints
Same. It seemed perfect for this lol.
TheLostApostle
Very poor use of the meme.
Kamishiro
It’s pretty perfect, really.
Gestalt7
In what way?
TheLostApostle
Technical execution. The call & response of the meme is broken here and not respected. The text can work over a picture of tomato.
override367
I mean it's literally Jesus' philosophy. You should help the needy without precondition.
burningeagle
Or recompense.