Applesauce bitch!

Oct 12, 2016 7:24 PM

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My boi's wekkehd smaht

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I think I like the jay and silent boh ending better

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I found this scene very annoying during the movie.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Matt Damon mmmmmmmmmm

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope next time it's reposted they'll at least change the library fees bit to tree fiddy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of my all time favorite films.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen this so many times but I'm up voting just because I love this scene so much

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Barney when he still had a pony tail

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just get it over with and post the whole movie.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The scene from Jay And Silent Bob is stuck in my head and it's forever going to replace the original version.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#23 There is no fucking drummer better than Neil Peart!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

aint nobody got time for that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love this movie the sad part is the douche is right :/. Unless you have that piece of paper everyone says fuck off.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

If said piece of paper is a degree in history, I think right now everyone will still say fuck off. Ahh the nineties... *sigh*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That guy just got roadhoused by his brainfoot.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

To be fair most history grad students don't pay for their schooling. Funding yo

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

"Do you like bananas? Well I got her number, how do you like those bananas?" - Futurama

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Yup yup

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cyril!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ryan's gonna get Damon shanked later

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Vern will get 'em both.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

J. Jonah Jameson has a vat of Vaseline.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

fucking love goodwill hunting. i need to watch it again +1 for good content and funny tax. to the front page with you @OP

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Thank you for saying the name of the movie, I was looking for that

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

anytime internet amigo. i will be watching it tonight actually.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Possibly one of the greatest burns in cinema history

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

I concur

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

This one went further

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hey guyz, I'll be serving fries at a drive-thru but at least I won't be unoriginal!" yeah, that sure showed him...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

I thought he meant the "how about them apples" burn. Which is a quotable scene and has been.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My point is, everything ends in what I said, he never recovered from that. So he's the one that got burned.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He meant he will live a dull, pointless live of a person who perhaps knows facts, but can't come up with a conclusion on he's own. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

im sorry but if you think youre original with 7b ppl around with like 100b dead. bad news...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Know a few "high degree" who albeit know a thing or two, struggle to express what they should do in life. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still can't see how he comes out on top, and why everyone thinks he won. Still a better future than him. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's more important to come up with conclusions, than know the facts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only thing that gave him points was threatening with violence, which he wouldn't do if the other guy was bigger. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm still amazed how well this was redone in Jay and Silent Bob

9 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1

For anyone who hasn't seen it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHv7qaCBRuU

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't seen this movie, thought it was actually an uncut part from the movie. Damn!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its Hunting Season!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Applesauce Bitch!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Are we going to have a problem... again?

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I don't like the sound of dem apples Will, what're we gonna do??

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's hunting season

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Applesauce, bitch.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Could someone explain to me the apple joke/pun? i don“t get it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"how do you like them apples." Is a common US colloquialism. Orig 1959 due to mortar shells looking like apples.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Thank you... so it kinda means he's dropping a bomb?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

@chonas this boy iz wicked smaht

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Moving Picture source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azM6xSTT2I0

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

BURN THE WITCH

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks. I got half-way and just thought, why don't I just freaking watch it!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My GOD, this picture MOVES.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you good sir/ma'dam

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WARNING: This sauce does not contain any "wicked smahhht" delivery.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

:(

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Or apples D:

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a lady I would have abandoned them to their dick measuring history contest and gone the fuck home. Who has time for that shit?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Minnie Driver

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'was completely in love with her by the time of this movie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only because it's in the script...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sigh that's why you're great at parties

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(tips trilby) m'lady...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mah bois wicked smaht

9 years ago | Likes 267 Dislikes 4

It really should have been spelled that way in the image.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Best line in the movie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's batman.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do ya like me NOW

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I watched this movie for the first time in college. That pretentious guy just uses big words to say "The South was farmers." Well duh asshat

9 years ago | Likes 1166 Dislikes 9

What is it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Don't worry, he goes to prison later and is no longer smart. His brother protects him as much as he can though.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, I mean, that's college.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All of the Americas were farmers lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lel

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hence the library book burn.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obvious but it was tobacco production and export that really cemented the burgeoning culture and it being perfectly suited to the climate.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

It's often hot in this hemisphere.

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

What does your name mean?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the opposite of bright uranium. It's to do with the shade of a given unit of uranium.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The british gal ruins so much of this movies potential. Still tho, one of my all time favorites because of Williams and Damon.

9 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 29

There are people that don't like Minnie Driver? ...huh.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MINNIE DRIVER?!!?! She was hand picked by Matt and Ben! She was sublime!!! But fine, have your opinion. I guess.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

She was great wtf are you babbling about you jabroni

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Fuck'n jabroni...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Should give him a hurricanrana off the top rope.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah I loved her in it.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

How does she ruin it

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Just a personal opinion, bad acting/character.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 11

I'm also not a fan. I think she's wooden and has a weirdly large head on a tiny body that distracts you from her wooden acting.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally, someone sees it too!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Agreed. I did not like her.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

My contention was that big words and she was great.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

The crux of your arguments is big words. I counter with my own argument, slightly bigger words.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Well if it ain't the Affleck boys.

9 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 1

And Mark Wahlberg

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

He's an honorary Affleck boy.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Ehhh, could be argued that the Afflecks are honorary Wahlbergs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're all Damons.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Love Casey, wish he was in more.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

The Finest Hours. It's on netflix I think

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thanks, will check it out!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my wife put that movie on last weekend thinking it was the latest star trek movie. we ended up watching the whole thing it was a good watch.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait Casey af fleck is in this? Is he in this scene?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's in the two frames before they go outside, he says, "my boy's wicked smaht"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn. He looks hardly like how he looks now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neil Peart is the best drummer ever

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

It ain't easy being cheesy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, however i find this statement quite out of context.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Does it even matter? Still upvoted.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Au contraire(?) The family guy scene at the end mentions that Neil Peart is the best drummer

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, but it is

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can hear the accent in my head "mi boai s whiiked smaat"

9 years ago | Likes 3420 Dislikes 10

Smaht. Spell it right

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Love that line. Also this one

9 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

"mah boy's wicked smaht"

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

P-town? What up, fam?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Same shit different pile

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

agree... they spelled smaht wrong in the subtitles!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's NO FUCKING DRUMMER BETTER THAN NEIL PEART!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

from boston. can confirm.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

What up, kheed

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same boy I'm in Charlestown hbu

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

technically in a suburb, Wilmy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SMAAT lmfao

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I said it out loud too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wierd, I read it that way too and I've never seen this movie.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Please watch Good Will Hunting as soon as you can. It's on Netflix.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's the "wicked", I think. I read it that way as well, and have also never seen it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same, odd happenstance.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

anytime someone says wicked I automatically assume Boston or some place in the northeast pretending to be Boston.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Use ya blinkah

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never seen this movie and I have no clue where it's based in, but every time I read that line, I always hear the Boston accent.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop what you're doing, and go watch Good Will Hunting. I'll wait here.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol same here. Totally read it with the accent in my head.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That line made the scene.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally read it with a Boston accent too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why the wrench? Cuz fuck him, that's why.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just visited Boston and got a shirt with that on it. I love it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ole casey affleck

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's when it kicked in for me lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure who's old enough to remember the Blockbuster '10 second movie review', but this one was the best. "You don't sound very sma(r)t"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Yeah, no one from Boston does"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha! Yes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well whaddayaknow, I'm relevant!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's all in the haaavuhd waatuh. It makes you smaaatuh.

9 years ago | Likes 206 Dislikes 0

Wickid feckin pissah

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

you pass tha buttah

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doesn't make yah any bettah at pahkin' ya cah. Fuckin' townies! Go back to Mah'bl'hed.

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Anybody from Peebidy?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pahk ya cah in da yahd? How bout I hammah ya in da haht wit a haymakah

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn near spit out my beer reading that haha

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Beeyuh befoah likkuh, nevah ben sickuh. Likkuh befoa beeyuh, in duh cleeuh.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

As an Irish person: wut

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do girls actually like that? If I go into a bar and start laying out the differential dx for abnormal uterine bleeding will I get laid?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 16, 2016 12:38 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I may be tall but I'm also a skinny Asian guy ranking mid/low on a scale of attractiveness. Demand for my model is sparse in Louisiana.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted May 21, 2017 4:39 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Thanks, friend. This whole thing started as a joke but I actually do feel better somehow lol..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, many girls do like smart guys. But you don't need to lay out the differential dx, because we already know about that. Just don't be >

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

a dick. (Which is of course no guarantee for getting laid, but for being talked to at all.)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well AUB refers to uterine bleeding out of the norm ie. Polyps, fibroids, coagulopathies etc.. (Is this doing anything for you?)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. I don't know what AUB is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Abnormal Uterine Bleeding, its a blanket term for uterine bleeding that shouldn't be happening. If you'd like I can prepare a powerpoint?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0