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Jan 13, 2017 4:21 AM
HyjaKidsHyjaWife
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krissthebliss
When you play an arena shooter and some one is a god tier rocket launcher kills you
goflyblind
THAT'S A FUCKING FIFTY DKP MINUS
HeshTK
I play both healer and fps. I try to avoid everything if I can
yenagrrl
My FPS is 7.
Jdeb3
7...Frame units!
MilkDat
And the real Heal (Priest ) just grabs them out of there.
DEFCONwhite
Leap of faith saves idiots a lot
RaznorTheGreat6
Only a baddie would rage. A good healer would power through it and if they failed beat them selves up for it. Try again and then succeed.
TheLords
Catcomet
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING FIRE
FaelenLeigh
Ah, Behemoth and the Crystal Tower.
Lordalpine
Dead DPS : Blablablabla complaining Me : Embrace the night, your empty eyes closed... Laughting.
Lordalpine
Laughting* : Laugh and taunt. Stay Zen and Namaste, DPS = Dead Person Skill, only flesh you sacrifice to loot a mob or stay alive.
OneDayIllBeRelevant
As a pre-BC rogue, moving would interfere with my backstab spam, though...
kaikao
My guild has a monk who refuses to move in heroic odyn because of parries. Regardless of mechanics.
Redeux32
You sir get my upvote today for sweet memories of being put in the mage group and destroying 2 keyboards
TogepiSnow
wouldn't being dead interfere with it even more?
blessedbl4d3
I've tried to explain that before. It doesn't work with hard headed melee DPS.
Avalonianpathfinder
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING FIRE
Lilly64
What I hate is when I'm off tanking, and the main tank is ranged and THEY PARK THR BOSS IN THE FUCKING FIRE
Carger
My monk in D&D just became completely immune to fire. Final boss fight is going to consist of the casters lighting everyone up while 1/?
Carger
I stand in the middle of it and laugh maniacally. 2/2
Grimmrog
as long as a boss doens't have heal or specials, 1 heal and 1 tnak can do the show. dps lern their role standing up or in the dirt.
Deadpooool
Most boss fights - Interrupt specific cast, kill adds, don't stand in shit.
FrecklesIRL
Can't heal stupid.
ThatRaccoonGuy
This is why, when I was a healer, I made it clear that I only heal DPS if they're following instructions.
Ketheres
DPS can use potions, just heal the tank and maaaaaybe spare a heal on the DPS if they pay you tribute.
blessedbl4d3
Eh, as a Druid, everyone gets a HoT.
Rubywitchd
As a white mage main, idgaf about your ley lines. Fucking move.
Cerinna
Or as my brother put it "If you don't move out of the shit, I will not make you my healing priority!"
Koldfront
Only baddies have this problem. My healers would purposely stand in shit so they could pad the meters even more.
antlerbear
But you're meant to stand in meteors as a group to split damage!
thisusernameist4ken
I laughed so hard my guidance at my internship looked at me strangely through the door, he said dude programming cant be thet funny.
LokiShinigami
"Ignore me again and you won't get up again. Yeah, that's right, because I'm the white mage . . . And no one fucks with the white mage."
smoochmysnoot
Can I use this on my toddler?
T954
Shut up, Little Green.
LokiShinigami
https://youtu.be/iYsXoPrMLhk
TheNamesAlexRose
Call me dende. No, super KAMI dende.
Montablac
pffft, Scholar best healer
thatduckingguy
Eos does all the work giving the scholar ample studying time
wintercoat
Selene > Eos!!!
amanduh0
This is why I only raid with my husband, because if he gets shitty with me for not moving, he might die IRL. (Just jokes. Maybe.)
BadBoyBoogieBoarder
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/GoopCooper69/video/21167006
Gardejaeger
"Harmony Orb returned"
AdmiralJohn
If the healer dies it's the tank's fault. If the tank dies it's the healer's fault. If the DPS dies it's their own fault.
Inmate45
My friend doesn't quite understand... what's a DPS?
JessaNub
DPS = damage per second. Damage dealers in MMORPG games.
Inmate45
But isn't that the Tanks? I'm so lost XD
AdmiralJohn
Tanks and healers generate the most "aggro", or attention from enemies. DPS has to be mindful of avoidable damage and of not doing (1/2)
AdmiralJohn
more aggro than the tank and healer, or they attract the enemy's attention and die. (2/2)
Frostkyte
Tanks get punched in the face. DPS punch things in the face. Healers keep the tanks alive and let stupid DPS die.
JessaNub
Tanks go in first and hold aggro. They don't have to do high damage, they have to be able to receive high damage.
UhhhhhNick
As a tank that pugs most of my heroic/mythic dungeons I usually just use short CDs when i know big damage is incoming, because most of the
UhhhhhNick
time the healer sucks too.
Montablac
as a healer i would take offence to that, but then i remembered that i let my last tank in a boss fight die cause i was healing myself
TheLivingJesus
That's why they are short CDs you are meant to use them when you have high damage incoming if you don't use them then you are the bad player
phantomgallery
i used to main mercy. teams are stupid
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
I had a dream team once, randos but they all listened to me, I told them to all die, GO GO GO!, They did! xD penta revive
IGotBannedForTheGIF
I "main" Lucio, the saddest thing is having gold elims or speed boosting a cowardly team.
Krakencrotch
Only play teams If the members know where each other lives.
Idontthinkicandothat
I'm really good with offenses hero's but no one picks a healer. So now I have to play mercy or ana.
ObviousOCD
There are no mains in Overwatch. -- James Willems
elusiveg
I still main zenyatta, people be dumb.
TheMuteDoge
Zen can roll hard it the right team though. He's fun as hell to play with.
Kensidian
Woo zenyatta mains!
wobbu
attention all mercy pickers: that hero is very very bad now, please let other people pick ana or lucio
CrazyGuyOnABike
I'll take a mercy over a fourth DPS any day
IGotBannedForTheGIF
Yeah, I had more good mercy players than ana players, just because it's meta does not mean your good at it.
DXAshram
Ana is only okay with triple tank and even on PC Ana has a high learning curve. Lucio/Zen or Zen/Mercy is best
PartyMagician
Ana fucking blows everyone else out of the water if you can play her well, tanks or no. But Mercy has her uses
AncientSeraph
You're saying Ana has curve, but Zen doesn't? Zen only heals 30hp/s, his strength is in his dmg, which is dependent on proper aim.
ITradeNewds
If you aren't rocking three tanks ana isnt worth the cost of a good mercy
wobbu
ana can heal, murder, and disable people all at the same time. her single-target healing is better than mercy's as well. hero is trash, dude
ITradeNewds
her single target healing is only good if ana can focus, let alone, hit her target ally. if you have a ana that is more focused on 1/2
ITradeNewds
attacking the enemy team, you arent going to have any healing output. also mercy's escape option and res makes her an absolute pain to kill.
AncientSeraph
Only if you assume people can aim. Mediocre Mercy is much better than mediocre Ana any day.
SanguineKnave
Mediocre soldier is a better healer than mediocre ana
phantomgallery
ana FTW
Aryn240
I still play mercy for the rez. Also because I have 135 hours in her and like why throw all that time away?
PartyMagician
The grenade doesn't heal stupidity either, unfortunately
Sw0rdex
Lucio coman at you
zigzagler
Ana is, hands down, the strongest healer at the moment. Even with her biotic grenade nerf.
MakeItBackAlright
Skill ceiling so high it thinks Seth Rogan is funny.
ThisSceneDoesntIncludeALapDance
Zen is where its at, dps and heals
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
Im so ready for some tranquility
TheCommissar1020
Fear the foot
ASurpriseToBeSureButAWelcome0ne
SinisterKid128
... Zen dies when a Reaper or a S76 breathes in his general direction though.
ThisSceneDoesntIncludeALapDance
If you practice your aim, then 76 dies in two shots with discord. Same with reaper pretty much
infernopg
Ana + Lucio is OP atm but it's getting nerfed next patch
sputtymutt
What do you think of triple support triple dps with sombra
infernopg
They can't act unless sombra has her ult up, and it takes 1 good soldier to still kill them. Also symmetra + torb would fuck them up imho
infernopg
They can't act unless sombra has her ult up, and it takes 1 good soldier to still kill them. Also symmetra + torb would fuck them up imho
BeerIsBetterThanSunshine
Tonight I played 2 games where a mercy decided she was only doling out preventative medicine. Best was 35 eliminations
AssGlanimals
Fuck your friend
elusiveg
I have a friend that will troll in competitive with Mercy, heal/boost till the fighting starts then switch to pistol.
howdoyoucollege
You're friend is a fucking moron. Do that shit in quick play.
CrazyGuyOnABike
QP is practise for competitive now. Go troll in no limits.
elusiveg
He was trying to get his competitive score lower to be able to play with some of our newb friends.
howdoyoucollege
Just leave a bunch of games in the first minute. You lose 50 SR and just waste people's time not their SR.