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https://nypost.com/2023/05/04/giant-penis-mowed-into-lawn-at-king-charles-coronation-bash-site/
May 5, 2023 4:29 PM
Bountyhunterfromhell
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https://nypost.com/2023/05/04/giant-penis-mowed-into-lawn-at-king-charles-coronation-bash-site/
Treadinglightly
But it's not anywhere near where the coronation is going down
cloudsmateria
Thing is, Charles probably would have approved if they mowed a tampon onto the field
drkepper
welp, nice to know that every coronation in the past 6 decades has featured a giant cock.
wyt3fr0g
In Bath. Not London or Windsor.
arfysdad
Yeah, fuck royalty. Fuck billionaires too. They're the same thing.
SignedEpsteinsMother
"Residents haven't fingered the culprit." Huehuehuehuehue
theInfinitelyProlonged
duktayp
yokwe
yepwatermelon
Linking to anything NYP is yikes. Don't give views to hate media.
SimpDaddyDee
1) This is hilarious, and 2) it'll cost taxpayer money to mow that whole lawn on short notice now :P
meyouseek
It's a British tradition!
ThinkingChair
The article says “residents haven’t fingered the culprit yet” and I’m CACKLING!!! 🤣🤣🤣
sean0284
HorseonaBike
HandsomePenguin
neat
blah1blah1blah1
What a fabulous prick for doing that. Must have taken a lot of balls. It seemed like a lot of hard work. It will suck if they finger the prick who did it.
FromTheBeyond
What is the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back? King Charles’ horse
SingThisCorrosionToMe
I don't get it. What did Charles do?
FromTheBeyond
I don’t know, it’s just a funny joke
persianblue
As a Brit:
XaoJet
Dong Live the King!
RetrogradeLlama
Juvenile.
brownribbon
It sure is! And it’s hilarious!
Winchester427
Are you trying to summon Prince Andrew?
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
Yeah, but.. still kinda funny.
Djkb6718
Girl who you playing wit, back that thang up.
CommentMalone
WANKER
PicassoCT
Jonathan Pie, is that you !
CommentMalone
No this is Patrick
Kalli
That's just the marker for the children's section. Prince Andrew insisted
unluckyandbored
Call 911, there's been a murder
OregonFlyer
Dude. Holy shit. +1, wish I could give you more
IAmFaucetFailure
Lethal. +1, wish I had more to offer
tarasue714
Couldn't have happened to a better person. Good on them 👍
Hotsauceman
Penis jokes are as old as the Roman and I love how we haven’t changed.
theskepticinme
Penises are funny.
DoctorInPhysics
Biggus Dickus.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Language was actually invented in order to make dick jokes as any academic can tell you.
SirChadwellHeath
Emulen
He had a wife you know
Zainadin
My bet is that penis jokes are as old as mating. "You're going to put that where..." "Is that it?"
SilverHornet
This is a phallusy - they're much older!
mindplumber
Romanes eunt domus!
gsmdo
People called Romanes, they go the house?
v
gabicraina
No, it doesn't! Conjugate the verb!
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Older. Pretty sure there's penises as cave art from before the Romans!
LateNightBunnyParty
https://donsmaps.com/phallusstoneage.html
JiffyGee
It’d have been better to use salt or brush killer. That way it’s the gift that keeps on giving.
xxxnaked
Silkyninja1
This is fantastic
WaffleStompFantasy
As a Canadian I honestly see nothing wrong with the monarchy. Being a common wealth nation it’s literally one of the ONLY things that makes us non-American. But this is hilarious! Super funny lol
SingThisCorrosionToMe
As a Canadian as well, I like that we get to shine ourselves up once in a while, and these events always have the BEST music.
WaffleStompFantasy
I live in Edmonton in a neighbourhood called Queen Mary, and Drive the Queen Elizabeth Highway everyday to work but the last Royal visit was during the stampede after the floods. Edmonton sucks
idiotsonfire
You just give your billionaire a crown, that's the only fucking difference between the King and Jeff Bezos.
WaffleStompFantasy
We get a three day weekend in May because of the monarchy. I mean I don’t I make minimum-wage but in theory
idiotsonfire
Uh huh. Yet the monarchy hasn't solved a single problem. Fuck the monarchy. Generational wealth hoarding and tax theft should land them in prison.
WaffleStompFantasy
If that were the case all Canadians should be in jail for land theft. Canada became “ independent” 1867, and alberta join confederation in 1905. My grandparents only came to Canada in 1932 because large parcels of land will be given away because of stolen land.
idiotsonfire
Okay. They should, but not from fucken Britain, because Britain didn't own the land, the First Nations people did, and Canadians raped, pillaged, and stole from them the same way Americans did. Shame most of those people who would benefit the most from such justice are dead, but maybe that's all the more reason to not be beholden to a foreign, and powerless symbol of dictatorship. Fuck the royalty. Nobody should inherit that much power and stolen wealth, ever again.
ToasterDent
Well there's the part where Canada will swear loyalty to an unelected ruler thousands of miles away.
TheWarHymn
Well, people in Parliament. 30 years of life here and I have yet to be asked to swear an oath to King or Queen.
WaffleStompFantasy
Oh you’ve never been to court I see lol I use to be in court a lot before getting sober. You swear to the Queen not God in Canada. It’s very progressive
TheWarHymn
Was not aware of that. You're right, I've never been to (serious) court.
WaffleStompFantasy
Yeah it’s called the Queen‘s bench in all law courts in Canada. I guess the kings bench now lol but yeah you don’t swear to God to tell the truth you swear to the queen or king
thebozworth
At 'The Royal Crescent' in Bath
WrongUn
Somerset! My county! So proud right now
nclu
meglatron
Classic West Country!
MisterGilb
Solid
taurondir
"those Aliens and their Crop Penises"
rubberbear
Beautiful
PimpinKen
My mom graduated in 69. Her and her friends got some weed killer and put a giant 69 in the school lawn. That was funny, this is better
moose2000
Nice.
modis
For real though, this was no group of amateurs. Those are some very precise lines and arcs.
nigglemaster
Jigs make it easy.
Wraid
only imperial stormtroopers are so precise
blissblush
Pleeby
I studied there. I guarantee you, it was students.
vaxilist11
Probably some land drone with a mower
pan069
So you are saying that the people who did this don't draw cock 'n balls in lawns for a living?
NinjaCongo
He's saying they do.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
Some dads joined forces for good.
CeoHuntingSeason
They noticed, Charly already called for the detention of all professional lawmoners in the city
Shade169
simplistic, clean lines - id give it a 5/7
damndaewoo
With rice?
Richter12x2
It's not that hard, you just trace it
eadanke
Doesn't work, the vibration of the lawnmower makes it impossible to stay flaccid.
NinjaCongo
I keep telling her.
hohohoooo
kaneinencanto
Ears seem a bit small
jon5465
Whilst I am no royalist, it is my duty as a Brit to post this
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MrWobblyHead
We're not born with fucked up teeth. That's a thing that happens to babies, anywhere.
SilverHornet
They don't care, nor will they ever realise it's actually racism.
hohohoooo
idiotsonfire
This is what's called "lying with data."
contextmonster
Pretty poor choice of data. That's for people age 12
always1haveparis
On one hand I agree, on the other teeth don't grow back
drhobotron
Go back a decade, where many Brits had their teeth removed to entirely avoid dental problems.
NoodleSportsDancer
"decades"
rudejohn
First, although your point that Americans are missing more teeth than Brits is correct, your numbers are WAY off as of a 2015 story compared to your 2004. "The mean number of missing teeth was significantly higher in the US (7.31 (standard error 0.15)) than in England (6.97 (0.09)), while oral impacts were higher in England."
rudejohn
Source (British): https://www.bmj.com/content/351/bmj.h6543
rudejohn
Second, I never thought of the British stereotype as being "missing teeth." I think of the British stereotype as having crooked and discolored teeth. So I think this statistic of missing teeth doesn't necessarily disprove anything.
jon5465
https://www.uniquesmiles.co.uk/blog/brits-really-bad-teeth/
rudejohn
Yes, this cites the same "missing teeth" 2004 study that was disputed by the 2015 British study I posted earlier in this thread.
PostalHeathen
I'm surprised the US isn't higher. Even with excellent insurance, dental work is expensive here.
Animorphs
And I’d wager dipping and chewing tobacco use is higher here than most other nations.
7Rhymes
Excellent insurance? The fact that it's insurance alone stops it from being excellent.
HasteTheFool
But many of you are extremely vain/brainwashed, so you're willing to pay out of your teeth.
iamlegendinjapan
Dental insurance isn't insurance. It's a discount
SilverHornet
Bone protection racket