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MrAwful
Had to stare at the word sandwich before I realized what was wrong with it.
plplokokplok
It's been done: https://m.imgur.com/UMR5JOV
JackieTreehornProductions
But the earth is flat so it's really an oreo
mrjrmy
This is just recycling Philosoraptor material...
fakesugar
You only need one slice of bread to make an open-faced sandwich though~
TVKill3r
ChronologicalMyopia
nikko913
*hits blunt*
dt7693
They don't have to drop the bread simultaneously, they just have to leave it there.
Kiiwiistar
I really dislike this because it makes us bitches seem really insecure, maybe if you sat on his face he would think of you more.
nj23dublin
We need more of these
bythebeardofhades
Real life thoughts of men.
PacerStacktrain
Checks out
LabiaCrust
DoubleSecretAgent
I think there is a website for finding spots to do this...
DoubleSecretAgent
Huh, apparently it's called Antipodal maps
Drabaroo
Sandwhich? Sandwhat?
theyregooddogsbrant
A sandwich full of girls!
JamJarre
It already was a sandwich! Right, sports racers?
BigBeeOhBee
That's a big fuckin sandwich. I hope you're gonna share.
uamaukeeaokaainaikapono
'Murica would be THE MEAT!
Grinch01
Or the fat
Fireguy97
Still needs condiments on the bread. You never want a dry earth sanguich.
Rengii
You've never had a magma sandwich?
LordSupergreat
This sandwich has literally every condiment ever made on it. Is that not enough for you?
CpaoV
not for OPs Mom tho..
nunyabidnesstwats
Just butter the bread. Man you Americans are weird.
Fireguy97
First I don't butter my bread, unless it's hot out of my oven, and second, I am weird, but a Canadian.
nunyabidnesstwats
Canada is just America with healthcare.... and poutine
Fireguy97
- Sorry
2fligh2high
Goldsteen
If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it?!
PascalCasedUserName
This was one of his best characters.
littlesthobowithashotgun
Let me ask you, what's your favorite planet? Mine's the sun
foolzsight
It's like the king of all the planets
DTownFunkyStuff
Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?