Said no girl ever

Nov 11, 2016 2:37 AM

BigB84

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What they really want is someone who'll pound that b-hole to oblivion

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

This has literally happened to me three times. Y'all neck beards need to get your heads out of your asses.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Man just grab em by the pussy...were you not paying attention?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Woman here. I actually tried this. Ended up having a great relationship until I realized he was a manipulative dickhole. Just be genuine.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

If you act like a friend you are a friend. Act like what you want to be

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

All the flavors in the world and you chose salty.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

All the women in the world, and you chose m'lady

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Have you tried being the gay best friend that's started having confusing feelings for her?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Learn and move on from the ones who say this. Keep looking though brother. The right girl is out there.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Lol

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The oooonnnnly one....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

happens. you got a better chance of getting strukc by lightning....but it happens.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Don't be nice, don't be mean, be authentic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how it's always smoking hot girls in niceguy memes. Not women of equal awkward obese attractiveness.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Auto fedoras, roll out

9 years ago | Likes 305 Dislikes 2

*rolls fedora*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I could think of something half as great as this comment. But I can't. So have my +1 instead

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Auto trilby's tip down.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes m'sir

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Waaa I want to jam my dick in a hot wet hole but this girl won't let me Waaa

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

That sounds pretty awesome though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Disturbed af dude

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some just like the bad boys.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

nice guys dont finish last. boring ones do.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

This. Nice is fine. Genuine is better. Interesting is best.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Ladies, I'll have you know I've read over 80 Star Wars books... w-where are you going? Ladies? Anyone? Hello?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Taking any relationship advice from an imgur post or comment is asinine. Nobody here is credible, that's why this a humor outlet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Helen owen.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Most of the time if you are having trouble advancing your relationship with a girl they aren't attracted to you like that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So no woman i liked ever.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty much every guy on planet earth is capable of being nice. What else do you bring to the table that's what matters.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most women prefer shit heads and no one will ever understand why.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 15

Not a woman myself, but it's mainly the confidence.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Note to self: If man is nice to me, offer sex. No other criteria needed. Signed, Fleshy Penis Receptacle

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You have nice toes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can make passive agressive memes, or you can go out and find someone who actually wants to fuck you.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That's pretty hard when you're ugly - A guy that looks pretty meh.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I promise there is someone out there who will gladly fuck you. Looks break the ice, but if you find a decent person it won't matter.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awww thanks dude

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh for fucks sake, dude! Don't advertise how fucking pathetic your are. Have tiny little bit of fucking self respect, por favor!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

That's rude :(

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

But true, #1 rule of having no game is tell no one you got no game!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's also the number one rule if you have game.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you got game you don't need rules, baby!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It happens more than you think. Playing the nice card goes far sometimes.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Awww, this one still has hope.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Sad but true. Be nice to them, aww you're such a good friend.. If I had a bottle of whiskey every time I herd that I'd be dead

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It works, you just have to be able to take a hint and learn to take the lead. It's not hard to win girls over.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I have plenty of proof.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Pics or it didnt happen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Pics or it didnt happen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I'm not going to post pictures of my girlfriend or past hookups. But it's fairly simple to be nice and still get girls.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Didnt happen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3