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British Police were searching for 18yo Caylan Clossick and posted a mugshot to Facebook. People decided this was worthy of a roast.
Completely
Totally
Savage
norbertlover
Not nice, all these comments.
Caffinator
Getting over being sick one imgur laugh at a time.
HenrySheil
Yeah, internet bullying, fucking hilarious!!!!! NOT
Taglio26
I'm surprised nobidy mentioned his huge ears
salooooza
Shhh! Type quietly... he can hear us
ValhallaIAmComing
Wouldn't surprise me if he became a criminal partly because of low self esteem caused by bullying.
ThatOneUkrainianGuy
I'm just ear for the comments - got me good.
ProphetMordecai
I'm from Wigan :D
lookwhoitis
"Dumbo and chill" hilarious af
nimbusfool
when 40,000 people get in on the roast think you look like a wingnut..
Darkslayerryuu2
Something tells me the reddit roast me would be more brutal.
mrsuperguy
now i wanna see that post
Plusheen
The unfortunate ears aside, he has a pretty handsome face.
kntpxx
Only in Wigan.
Nikolai5
He probably stole some pies.
kntpxx
Isn't that the best stereotype in the country though. The place is literally known for pies... that's just brilliant...
HandsInThePants
Naseth
Stupid question, is that Putin?
HandsInThePants
Yes, a young one. No stupid questions
Redbullofficial
This kid doesn't even need Red Bull™ to give him wings!
CreamAndShit
Username checks out +1
herfaderf
Lol, even though this is shameless promotion,
UnicornBrains
"Dumbo and chill" ruined me. Can't stop laughing. +1
gaugetx
Same, tears.
Mewmus
so "Fat shaming" (something that is controllable) is bad, but "Ear shaming" (something that he cant help) is ok?
Darkslayerryuu2
Couldnt agree more.
NeuroMortis
Apparently you can make fun of the things one can't help, but not of the things one can. :-D
Smarbury92
Do we have to feel bad for laughing if we also find fat shaming kind of funny too?
jumawe
No, you just have your garden variety pieces of shit making fun of him, all of Imgur participating included.
Darkslayerryuu2
Couldnt agree more.
markyunderscoreK1
Allo, allo, allo, what we got ear then? - Copper who finds him
rasmis
*Constable
PippyStrelly
*rozzer
rasmis
Do you know the origin of that? I'm guessing “bacon” is for “pigs”, but what about filth and fuzz?
PippyStrelly
It's a Lancashire term, as police were quite prevalent in a town called Rossendale.
rasmis
Ahh! So a yorkshireman wouldn't use it? :-P
juicyxcouture
All that childhood bullying probably messed him up, so they become bad kids to deal with it cause they feel they wont ever be accepted
Jake3497
I went through primary school and high school with him, he wasn't bullied
shaunc13
Was kept in storage with all the other table tennis bats?
juicyxcouture
Even if he wasnt bullied directly, his own insecurities can be enough to "bully" himself
Jake3497
Yeah, I guess so
AdultingLikeAChamp
HAHAHA HA (remembers that I also have dumbo ears) HAhaha.... ha
AYYLM400
HAHA THE POLICE DEPARTMENT RESPONDED https://gyazo.com/8f74a9f0280a19a18c26e55e4bc502de
S4telliteJ4ck
Was hoping for something about the comments being evidence of manslaughter.
retsaoter
Turn yourself in and we can make the pain stop.
wooaly28
Lol Roast so savage, the 5-0 feel bad.
ScaryBananas
Yeah but they didn't delete the comments!
Grrrg
"Also we're arresting all of you for lying to a police officer."
DizzyStar
Imgurians always hate on people who are trash talking an overweight person, who can control their condition. But apparently it's fine to say
Darkslayerryuu2
Couldnt agree more.
Darkslayerryuu2
Couldnt agree more.
Darkslayerryuu2
Couldnt agree more.
DizzyStar
whatever cruel insult you can come up with as long as it's about something you can't control, like facial features. It breaks my heart to
DizzyStar
see such cruelty in so many.
LizLemmon
Thank you. You are not alone in finding this deeply disappointing.
LittleStrawHouse
Ditto.
Fuckoffallusernamesaretaken
I had a good laugh. Priceless British humor. Thanks for posting!
ChocolateCarrots
Gotta love British humour
NotVeryCleverUsername
Bloody right.
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ChocolateCarrots
Honestly, I'm sure I speaking for everyone here when I say that, as a British person myself, Americans are just not funny
ChocolateCarrots
And dunno why, I just tend to think Americans wait for a response to their jokes like "did you find that funny, I worked so hard on that"
Bobaram
I love when the Internet happens.
CrimsonNirnr00t
When a hive mind works fantastically like this it's great. When it's just screaming in to the void I hate it.
WhiteTexan
I love lamp.
plsreadHayeksUseofKnowledgeinSociety
People think the Internet's greatest contribution is bringing information to the poor and oppressed. That comes in second to posts like this
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
It truly is a site to behold.
TheLastPwnr
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
IAmTheSenate1
I live near Wigan!!!!!
RainbowRocket
Me too! Golborne!
IslamicStateOfMind
Ashton-in-Makerfield for life, mum's side are from Leigh :)
GruesomeSkunk
Leigh is Wigan ;)
IAmTheSenate1
Oh you
WackySymphonyOfWordRearrangement
Where?
IAmTheSenate1
You?
IAmTheSenate1
Leigh
WackySymphonyOfWordRearrangement
Platt Bridge, for some reason I didn't expect there to be a few people from around Wigan on here haha!
IAmTheSenate1
I saw this guy on my Facebook when it was first shared, then this haha mental!
GruesomeSkunk
I live in Ince xD
obiwanfredobi
It's funny because bullying is probably one of the main reasons he got to the point in his life where police is looking for him.
LittleStrawHouse
When I look at him I can only see a kid who was probably teased too much when younger. The roasts just seem cruel.
jumawe
Yup, but it's okay because he's wanted by the police. He is immediately a bad person who is non-deserving of basic dignity. /s
freddiemoore
imgur is a strange, strange place. On another day this would be top comment and everyone mocking him would be downvoted to oblivion.
Naseth
So true.
SiobhanLucyfer
Wigan! Yes!
MyNamelsMrSnrub
We should have an Imgur gathering in Galloways, the only good thing about Wigan.
everybodyHertz
Secretly glad he's not from St. Helens for some reason...
VelstadtTheRoyalAegis
Is there only 4 of us?
ConnorM123
Classic Wigan. It's a shit hole, but its our shit hole
WackySymphonyOfWordRearrangement
My same reaction. God bless those who don't know what King St is like on a night out.
ralphwiggumismyidol
Hey! Bentleys is a lovel...I can't bring myself to finish that sentence!
GodDamnAssBlastWhy
We're relevant! We're finally relevant on the website known as imgur in internet land!
ClaymoreDog
Don't worry, pie will have its day in the sun
GodDamnAssBlastWhy
One day. Speaking of which, off to go buy one from the Morrisons in the town center before it shuts.
Apotropaic
Huh, Theirs more wiganers on Imgur then I thought. We should meet up.
GodDamnAssBlastWhy
We can all stand awkwardly in one spot talking about pictures on imgur we've all already seen, pie detour, and then awkwardly disperse.
Apotropaic
Sounds good, Your in charge of the itinerary.
thomasgilbody
I know this guy, he's from hindley
MyNamelsMrSnrub
Hindley on imgur?! Mental. I'm from Atherton
thomasgilbody
been crazy seeing this guy I went to highschool with be on imgur and lad bible and all over facebook
deltajesus
I'm from fucking Tyldesley.
devotchka13
I'm from near Wigan... Chorley!
corruptedfile
From Chorley here too! Woooo!
devotchka13
A Chorley imgurian?! It really is Christmas!
devotchka13
A Chorley imgurian?! It really is Christmas!
BeerSeer
A brief moment of glory, then back to the council running the town poorly again :(
VelstadtTheRoyalAegis
FIX LEIGH AND ALL OF ITS SHIT HEAD CHAV INHABITANTS
VelstadtTheRoyalAegis
Don't ignore me, help me damnit:(
deltajesus
Mate the only thing that could fix Leigh at this point is a fucking nuke.
VelstadtTheRoyalAegis
I wholeheartedly agree pal
MyNamelsMrSnrub
Walked through Leigh in a suit after work last week. From the looks I got you'd think I was wearing a 10ft high banana costume. Scrubbers.
TheOptionToNot
Im surprised he hasn't gotten on fb and started trash talking all the haters.
utahjarhead
That's why they haven't found him, yet!
DawnofAzazel
He's probably in too much pain, his ears will be burning and with that much surface area...
squidyisme
That happened once theyposted a girls photo and she was a big girl and they were talking shit and her bf went on and started threatening ppl
Butterlumps
He didn't even want to after he... heard... the news... *gets coat*
enigma1235
He turns green and he grows into his ears.
burntwonderbread14
He's since began to reply…but you can't come back from a roast like that.
DoctorWatchamacallit
at which point the police used that to find him and felt somewhat conflicted about cyberbullying
comertwill
You should have added "You know he heard them."
valeriesghost
maybe he's smarter then he looks after all.
ThisIsAstoBitch
fucking bitch can't even spell it right.
valeriesghost
Thank you, my mistake. By the way, you start the first word of a sentence with a capital letter. "Fucking bitch..."
ThisIsAstoBitch
than*
WhatIsYourSpaghettiPolicy
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0VGBECCAAA6Zul.png
ZOMGNO
So does he have any hot non-crim older brothers? Cos he ain't bad
diosaurus
I never new he was caught. Glad to finally have some closure in my life.
qbecca
This URL speaks to me. Screams it, almost
orangeisthenewbasic
finally dropped Blue Steel on us
slagath0r
excellent, just perfect *applauds*
ThatOBrienGuy
christ church police? is this the vatican?
shwat
Christchurch, New Zealand.
SketchyJacket
That's fucking great!
shimmernshine
Never saw that. That comes close to warranting the egregious misuse of a word that is briefly defined as 'a long poem' to describe it.
IsYourCatMakingTOOMUCHNOISE
This guy looks like a young Rob McElhenney playing Mac
missmarshy
Sam was a legend.
Kairi12
Too bad he got caught!
usquixoticparvenus
They should given him a pardon for that..
Hasina116
i really hope so xD I want to see the results of him "angry"
invisiblemaniac
Here you go. https://youtu.be/DN5nN67EwBg
TheOptionToNot
That and it would be hilarious if he gave away his location!
BewareTheCrocigator
"YOU GUYS JUST RUINED MY BURGER KING NIGHT... I MEAN MCDONALDS NIGHT"
Hasina116
"FUCK YOU GUYS" posted from 2ns street.... "fuck"
TheOptionToNot
This exactly xD
usquixoticparvenus
So much blood would rush to his ears, he would pass out
Killertortilla
ANGRILY FLAPS EARS
Hasina116
XD Like Dumbo when hes mad at the "big bad crows"
LizLemmon
I am disappointed in the many Imgurians who think cyberybullying is OK. It is not. Also, innocent until proven guilty.
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semut
The butthurt is strong with this one
MLGsamantha
SanKa13
*triggered*
zicoz
Kinda crazy that "newspapers" go crazy about harassment if someone disagree with a woman, on the internet, but nothing on shit like this.
Lilshadow48
Someones feeling might be hurt by the internet, ohhh noooo.
ShelobTheGreat
lmao
Patilistan
ok, PC principal, go on home now before we call Jimmy.
LizLemmon
I'm just tryna crush some puss, you uncle fucker!
Patilistan
Oh damn, I love that one. Here, enjoy this song https://youtu.be/f9_ZALkBQvc
daletvak
Oh come on dude how fucking PC can you be?
LizLemmon
Well, the FCC won't let me be PC or let me be me so let me see.
thexfiles123
Like how is cyber bullying real nigga just close the tab hahhaba
DAFUQisaLOMMY
I am disappointed in how many people like you think they can defend someone they've never even met, w/o knowing any facts of the situation
LizLemmon
Actually, there are very few people that stand up against the rampant cyberbullying against this person. That's what's so disappointing.
DAFUQisaLOMMY
because it's easier to crack jokes and make fun of someone than it is to stop everyone, everywhere from saying mean things about others
LizLemmon
I'm defending a principle (actually two principles), not a person.
KeeleonOhms
Holy shit, so you would rather say it's OK for thousands of people to mock a stranger then let someone else defend them?
DAFUQisaLOMMY
besides, they say mockery is the greatest form of flattery
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DAFUQisaLOMMY
*criminal.......yeah I'm ok with that, and I think that's why everyone's making fun of him and ok with it, because he's a criminal
KeeleonOhms
So is this man is a convict or a suspect? Because those are different things in America. Posting a picture doesn't make them a "criminal".
buttermyarse
I think the internet has a lot of insecure and unhappy people, who enjoy feeling righteous as it gives them a sense of purpose.
malbec
Again... This is why we need to be able to "favorite" comments.
Schmedes
Everyone is insecure and most people are unhappy. It's not just the internet.
buttermyarse
Of course, but people tend to behave very differently behind their keyboards.
RaddaRaddaRaddaRaddaRadda
'Master gave him a sock' destroyed me
notsocks
Haha same
BadBunnyXoXo
My favorite
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
I'm picturing his defense attorney arriving at his hearing with a briefcase and pulling a single sock in an evidence bag out, trump card.
hollywoodpy
I give it a 9 3/4
Minerman1312
Same he is a free elf now!
LoTRFanatic42
RIP in peace.
NeuroMortis
Rest In Peace in peace?
LoTRFanatic42
Yes.
sunlitglo
You know what they say bout a guy with big ears right?! Eh? Wink wink nudge nudge. Heaps of ear wax. Tons.
ShakeDogResurrected
Lookin' like a peppermint candy with the wrapper stop on.
SirStrongBad
Best one!
MyDogJake
I didn't understand that one...
poprivet
From that movie with Elijah wood
BladeRIP
I didn't either. And now I know it's a Harry Potter reference, I'm glad that I didn't. Some things aren't worth knowing.
MyDogJake
Wow. Someone insta downvoted you. People get angry if you don't like the same things as them
BladeRIP
I had a feeling that could happen ;-) It doesn't matter. I'd rather just say what I think than keep quiet to avoid the emotional downvoters.
fileiddiz
Fellow Potter hater reporting for duty!
TheLastRomanov
Dude it's Harry fucking Potter do you live in a primeval cave?
CuteThingsAreMyWeakness
I've never seen/read any of the Harry Potter series, so I didn't get it either
SilentScreamsX
I read that for the first time a week ago. I've always had Dresden. Who needs Potter?
MyDogJake
No, but sometimes I wish I did.
costalotmore
What the fuck is Harry Potter?
BlowDog
I've never seen any Harry Potter movie. I am the 1% of Imgur
AgentOrangeJuice
Oh, that explains why I didn't get it. I hate Harry Potter.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Oh no, you can't hate what Imgur loves. Nope, gotta toe the line.
AgentOrangeJuice
Precisely. Don't like what Imgur loves? Downvotes and refusal to listen to anything else you have to say.
MyDogJake
This should be an unpopular opinion puffin. I don't hate it. I've never seen or read any of it.
TheLastRomanov
Well Harry Potter hates you too.
AgentOrangeJuice
Mutual hate! Hurray!
thegriffin88
H-Harry Potter...dude...I don't even know what to do. How do you not?
MyDogJake
I'm old I guess...
Poisonpellet
Have you been living under a Dwayne Johnson?
alexott91
I don't know what he was under but I know it wasn't under some stairs
amateurish
This is an underated comment +1
keymastr
I used to think like this once. Now I know ppl have lives that don't necessarily accommodate keeping up w every goddamn reference.
Poisonpellet
I wasn't being serious, it's entirely ok to not get pop culture references. Most go over my head actually. Was just making a joke.
Poisonpellet
Which would be entirely obvious to someone with a sense of humor, by the way.
YardisTARDIS
You....I like you.
Poisonpellet
Thanks, you seem pretty cool too
Poisonpellet
Thanks, you seem pretty cool too
kaijukiller
Nice. +1
hollywoodpy
5/7!
PhilTheGoron
Nice. Gonna have to remember that one.
mintcranberry
Damn I wish I was
MyDogJake
I'm stealing that line.
Poisonpellet
Go ahead! I probably heard it somewhere and have had it sitting in the basement of my brain for a while anyway.
RicardoVanDijke
In the Harry potter movies, elves are used as slaves. If the elf's master gives him a piece of clothing, he is freed. the comment 1/2
keymastr
Thanks for explaining. +1
YardisTARDIS
Thanks for the breakdown Ricardo!
GSAir
It is books at the first place...
RicardoVanDijke
implies he looks like an Elf.
Nadas
Thank you for all of us that didn't read Harry Potter!
TheFaceOfJoe
All two of you.
kiltedsupercow
It's in the movies too.....
ilovebubbles
Please go read Harry Potter.
catsruleeverthingaroundme
Downvoted for not reading HP.Sorry.