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surelyijest
The expression on the guy in the star shirt is cracking me up.
ehamo
Everyone only has one question.
TakeshiKovaks
Seeing you included into her families pictures puts a big smile on my face. :)
SynapNadar
I don't see a wedding ring OP
sp4zman
If I was a short indian lady I would totally bang you too mate
Michelletripson
I see no wedding rings?
inugod
therealcoolhand
Maybe you should be the one sitting
Steviexedge
She's fucking fine
brandnew94
bananahamster.bmp
Grumpyrico
+1 for .bmp
IronicDancing
Is your wife single?
joboo
BuckBoost
http://giantgag.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/long-distance-relationship.jpg
smulesghost
shorts distance to tha pusssayyyy!
hiphopbookshop
I like the one where they put a whole extra half human on top of one whole human and you are still taller being all like, "I am Groot."
hahawat
You'll standout in any country if you're 6'9"
Lacraz
I'm 5'2, every time I stand next to a tall person I go "fuck all you tall people, this shit ain't fair." I live in a land of giants...
p34ce
I am 6'8. Every time I walk through a door, sit at a table (or on any form of transportation), try to find clothes or shoes that fit...
p34ce
...or just walk around outside without being stared at or talked about by every other person, I think "fuck you short people...".
JigsawLV
Netherlands?
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
As a 5'7" guy, fuck you for taking a short girl
waffleninjer
Manlets, when will they ever learn!
Hieuterus
Now you're free to take a 6'4" girl, you little pansy.
slightlydramatic
As a 5'9" female, I can understand the sentiment of this comment.
Socklips1
He's 6'9"..they're all short girls to him.
thepopesdaughter
5'4 is average sized!!! I am not short!!!!!! (just shorter than you)
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Yeah that's all I meant. 5'9" is average for men, but I'm pretty sure girls think it's 6'
thepopesdaughter
Nah, most women I know are happy with a truly average height guy
iHaveDoneNothingButTeleportBreadFor3Days
hamsterbanana.jpg
CaptianObvious
I knew this would be here somewhere.
Bombardist
PERFECT!
DarthWTF
Gotcha!
Aniwontr
All sexuality aside that hamster is pretty adorable.
UsePNGnotJPEG
You the real MVP
BiZZaK
I almost spat my drink out reading your comment. +1
HoneymoonChild
You guys are an attractive couple.
twentyyearsandthensome
That dimple on him. Mmph.
GittOffMee
She married up. Eh? Eh..?
vnika
Pronounciation is the key with this risky sentence you have here
idrinkcheapbeer
She's smokin' hot.
HoneymoonChild
Yup, and I would climb him like a tree.
rachycake
Love this phrase hahah
HoneymoonChild
Me too. Because I'm 5 ft tall.
urseppos
Your wife is stunning & you look like you could be a serb or croatian ?
kovi
Yes! I scrolled through just to find someone that agrees with me
ghostchips12345
Pappadom for scale?
CGMR
LCTDeuce
I cant believe I had to scroll down this much!
helloooooooo
mountainofpuppies
Black chevy i thought the exact same thing..
Socklips1
Ahhhhaha...good times.
BlackChevy
I knew if I scrolled, I would eventually find this picture
graehall
First thing for which I went looking. Brilliant.
autopia
Boom! There it is.
blocdebranche
Waited.... lurked... hoping someone would post this pic ... was not disappointed. Made my day :)
42032
I just clicked every link in the comments until I found this. I just knew, deep in my heart, this gif would be posted.
Kookycranium
Oh here it is, just what I was looking for
lespaul06
why is this not top comment !
thatellenchick
Where can I get one of you tall boys?
73isthebestPRIMEnumber
Which one are you?
babypoodle
last picture, 2nd to the left
VEpsilon
And the Buzz Killington award goes to...
tehepix
None of them.
BradSarlaccPitt
good lord, i read it as 5'9" and i couldnt believe the comments weren't all about how incredibly tiny the family is
LoneDirewolf
Buddha
iamthediscofapper
The dude in glasses obviously.
kerchew
*chortled
hoodedice
/unjerk The fair white tall guy in the blue T Shirt.
Frogger3344
You don't see race, good for you
ProjectBadass
Or height.
PeterME
Maybe not so good for him, probably really inconvenient..
Tylerm1
Probably is shit at picking fights.
jawsnnn
I kinda think I know the girl from my training days...
Nathanfake
"training days"
TheRicM
Here's a red circle to help you (sorry the line is so skinny)
RLTNY
lolol
flparg2
Thx for the laugh. Have another +1
GalaxyHigh
Oh no! Hahahaha!
TheRicM
Oh yes! :D Hahaha
nation543
OP is the redditor, who can't hear your questions.
theworldslongestshitis26ftlong
YOU MUST YELL LOUDER!
UnwantedPotato
Jebus Christ can someone give this man a clap.It's the first time in imgur history that someone saw there was a sourse link and helped out
WilhelmvonSchlapphand
I don't think that he wants the clap...
cheque159
source
MisterWho
I guess we'll never know :(
IrrelevantGIF
randomredpanda
GIF irrelevant, username relevant. Well played sir/madame.
flounderflound
Did anyone else have a nagging feeling the gif was gonna cut off before he hit the ramp?
DrDankenstein
I always try to find a connection...
ThadiousJayble
Fuck. That.
rooble
I'd be so up for that but my balls would never allow it :(
wheresthebaby
Rip bike
resistance
So who else is thinking about the sex? Own up.
pdpbigbang
Who doesn't, is the right question
Hexofin
Hamster banana.
somethingsomethingkitties
As a friend of mine says, height doesn't matter in the horizontal position
Luxuria90
We're all the same height lying down :)
thecrayonisred
Unless you fat
torpedoface
Everyone.
cniht
His wife has to be. Look at the smile on her face.
ilikefreepizza
That was my first thought.
smulesghost
smule is
megasaurusrex
She needs a milk crate to stand on. :D
WouldYouFuckMeIdFuckMe
Doing more than just thinking, my friend
awesomazing89
I'm 5'6" and marrying a 5'8" girl. The shortest male in her family is her brother at 6'4". Her mom is 5'8", sister 5'10". Pics gonna be good
twinkii19
I need to see pictures
NivalisAngelus
Holy balls you're a male version of Lily from HIMYM... Except your wife isn't nearly as towering over you as Marshall is.
bushelofsquirrels
This is me too! 5'9 girl (me) has two 5'10 sisters and marries 5'8 guy. I am the "short" one of my family.
melraelee
My situation EXACTLY. Married 15 years now. After a few months of dating, you won't even care.
charlietoogood
They will if they show her tits, yeah
downrightmike
May your kids be 7' or more!
awesomazing89
To be honest, my dad told me since I was a kid to marry someone tall..so that my kids are tall too. Kinda hit the jackpot with this one
TheBoomQueen
Please post pictures asap.
sixfoothobbit
Invest in a step
StratFreak
You mean leg implants?
grandcamels
RIP her vagina
Aquare
Being taller / bigger doesn't automatically mean you have a bigger penis ...
Xalrus
Open
Mos2414
Sneaking suspicion he already did.
markmyw0rds
i can't stop laughing
backtobackpanicattack
"Fuckherrightinthepussy!"
SantaCandyPadlockPeaceSpaceship
nice
LittleBallsOfSunshineInABag
Penis aside, the sex must be interesting...
TheRicM
DON'T tell me what to do
schizznatt
Putting sex aside for a moment, how do they even kiss?? He'd have to get down on his knees...
ImIsStranger
Well, he's done it at least once.
tablecat
RIP in pieces
shapeofthingstocome
Clearly meant rest in peace, her vagina
KNIVESY
WHY DO YOU THINK SHE MARRIED HIM
GooseGambit
60 percent of Indian men have penises too small for the condoms manufactured to fit World Health Organization specs. (link in 2)
pibwmp
100 percent of men have penises too small for the condoms manufactured to fit a full hand
PastaIsLife
No wai
KNIVESY
So you're saying "yes. She married him because his weenie is a good size." Or well, that's what I'm interpreting this as.
GooseGambit
Exactly
GooseGambit
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm
blitherypoop
A woman's height affects her external genitals more than the depth or width of her vagina.
GilgameshWulfenbach
Lobuttomize
RIP his joke
mcknytx
So a tall woman has a penis?
blitherypoop
There's also minimal correlation, if any, between a man's height and penile length.
GothmogLordofBalrogs
Oh. So I'm just lucky then.
Jewerds
Not so humble brag
MathSalts
Checking into thread, repping lucky tall guys
CynicalFish
The biggest dick I ever saw was on the shortest man I was ever with D: He was 5'7 and was so girthy he couldn't fit.
IVlad
Yes, detailed scientific studies confirmed that even people shorter than 5 feet do not fall below the average penis length of 10.8 inches
TheDarkLordOfTrees
ohhh so I'm above average then
PulloverNoItsACardiganKillerBootsMan
Most women also don't even prefer deep penetration. Which is a huge plus for guys like me :D
NoItsACardiganButThanksForNoticing
me too
jewcanoe
do you have a source on this? as a female i'm skeptical.
EnderXVI
Question in reply. Do you like having your cervix rammed? In the right/wrong position i've been told "too deep" borderlines ok by me.
Reg06
Let's be fair, guys like us generally don't use the word "huge"
blitherypoop
I once fucked a guy who said he had 10". I got about a minute per inch and was relieved when it was over. He was awful. One of my 1/2
blitherypoop
2/2 favorite past partners was on the small side of average, but we had great chemistry. My partner now? Perfect fit, great chem. The one!
forevercatsrainbowsandsunshine
Some of the best orgasms I've ever had was with a man who had a dick that was 4inch long. He used his mouth and hands to make up for it.
PulloverNoItsACardiganKillerBootsMan
Not embarrassed to admit I've got 6" but I also make up for it the same way.
abztaeyeon
mine is 7" ( i think) and i also do the same :D
forevercatsrainbowsandsunshine
He was damn good.
Playswithtiddies
ya like everything in life, everyone has their preferences. Girls I've been with love my large size. I thank the gods everyday :D
PulloverNoItsACardiganKillerBootsMan
The girls I've been with prefer girth over length. But if you've got the hammer, use it.
Playswithtiddies
I do agree that most women prefer girth. I'm just thankful I have a large cock for an Asian. Whew what a fucking relief...
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JigsawLV
Just give her the tip
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
...oh shit xD
joboo
Prolapsed vagina
shift24q
O.O
WhatStinks
I am not a very smart man.
MySpecialBrand
like wut
AetherMcLoud
Risky click of the day.
ProjectBadass
...... good god why did I click on that.
AKittenRidingABurritoThroughSpace
Yeah, we're gonna add NSFW to make people a little more worried about clicking.
NotACanadian
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---hahahahahhaha
MrDodgyCat
Haven't clicked it, but surely the title alone is enough to put you off?...I'd be lying if I said I wasn't curious :\
fractald
Actually quite tame and likely SFW.
docweird
This. Quite funny.
darxide
Have not clicked because
xthetenth
It's actually pretty funny if not really SFW, and not gross at all.
MrDodgyCat
Expected to recoil in horror, pleasantly surprised! Thanks for the heads-up fractald :P
fractald
No worries. After the crap I've seen elsewhere, not much posted here that worries me. ;)
BlitheyBombadil
Someone's going to post a picture of the hamster with the banana.
MrComanche
You mean............. this one!?
huskehhh
You beat me to it... First thing I thought when I saw this...
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ipeekatchyou
That's actually my background image on my phone. AND THE LOCK SCREEN TOO.
demiandub
that would be karma-sutra
TheBeautifulPsyche
This was my first thought.
TheRicM
AKA
adam1111
Jesus christ she doesn't even have to kneel
ozbenzion
I prefer this one:
ranger04
Good job.
JonSAlberta
Commenting for future reference. Thanks for posting.
barbarians9
You are amazing!
YourGodCreatedMeToo
the image has been abused though: