You know, we wouldn't have to keep pulling action figures out of here if you stopped calling it "your toybox" around the kid.

Apr 10, 2022 2:01 PM

ElbowDeepInAHorse

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4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Before my colonoscopy, I told the doctor that he shouldn't worry if he found a bunch of plastic horses in there. The situation was stable.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not in front of the kids..

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the big question is...is the horse stable?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You gotta search for that hero inside yourself

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I hate when the action figures are blindpacked so you have to try and them apart by feel.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

"help!" horse, probably.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or you could stop to bring your kid, when we are taking care of the toybox.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn it, Beth!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it a toy horse? Is the larger horse now a stable?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think having a toy horse stuck up there is more likely to make it unstable.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

It's in there somewhere! I can feel it. Just need to root around a bit more.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'Did I say two hands? Better make it three.'

4 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

Always upvote Road Trip

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Inappropriate use of jazzhands"

4 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

That title has a story, doesn't it?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You know, you can do this to a human to. I’ve seen it, right up to the shoulder

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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That’s… the idea

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh there you go trying to bring up old shit again.

4 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

Classic Elbow

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only if you go deep enough

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

that would be new shit, no?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're next foal boy.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this how you smuggle drugs?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Drugs, watches, anything forearm-sized or smaller.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smaller horses....

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Getting back to your roots, I see @op

4 years ago | Likes 195 Dislikes 3

Or at least that horse's roots.

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Wait 'til they find out you have to clean the horse's sheath to keep it from getting infected. Perverts gonna freak.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait till they find out about the beans.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could be worse... you could be a horse fluffer?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

... .... not entirely sure how to parse this one....

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Funnier because that's my character, too

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry, 11 and a half hour work day today. I'm slow today @_@

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Feels like a time for a hairnet. Is that you OP?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Scrunchy is good enough. Not like the horse is worried she'll drop a hair in there.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does the phrase stimulated explosive diarrhoea mean nothing in your land?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And a hairnet would help how?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keeps it out of the hair.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just your average Sunday at Gam-gams.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your post history is what Ultron saw on the internet before he decided humanity needs to die.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 5

How dare you say such negative things about our beloved horse fister! Shame on you! Shame!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Look, this is imgur. We all have decided that we treat elbowdeep inahorse with the utmost respect around here.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

O I have respect and I'm probably just as weird. But, still.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We also avoid shaking hands with elbowdeep.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

What's the word on elbow-bumps?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Elbow deep… you dont wanna go there either.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*looks at op negatively*

4 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 8

Um. Username definitely checks out.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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*neighgatively

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

(both reaction shots for your use as you see fit)

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This needs Sonic excited in the first panel, keep the middle panel, copy the first panel again for a third panel, and put That's My Fetish!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It would have cost you exactly $0 not to post that, but you still did.

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*boops you with the stinkfinger*

4 years ago | Likes 228 Dislikes 2

*recoils and face scrunches into a black hole*

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Username checks out

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