I will Handle it from here. Thank you

May 11, 2015 8:07 AM

MRW my friend says I've had enough from the wine box.

Me, when the Bartender steps out for a smoke break.

Excellent.

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Mlem Mlem mlem

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Paul it's okay, I can do it, goddammit Paul I said I got this shit

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nem nem nem nem nem nem nem nem nem nem nem nem

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[Mleming intensifies]

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I see many middle-of-the-night puddles forming in the future.

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Mlemlemlem

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Buggar oof hoomun. :P *mlem*

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They're evolving quickly!

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Clever girl.

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Mlem mlem mlem

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nam nam nam nam nam nam

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Wheeze the juice

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mlem

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at first i though this was a washroom, and was like "why is it eating soap"

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But when I do it the bartender kicks me out

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mlem mlem

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Well now you know the cat can handle getting water for a few days without you.

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*after you have died.

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No Wheezing the juice!

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Blend bleb bleb. Blend bleb bleb Blend bleb bleb.

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Can't wait for all the "mlems".

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MRW I'm a strong and independent cat that knows how to work a watertap and need no human.

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Clearly has a drinking problem.

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Surely you can't be referencing Airplane.

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Don't call me Shirley.

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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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Now to teach it how to mop...

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I think you can see a glass below it.

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Or be smarter than the cat and put a bowl on the floor.....

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with a steady stream i could easily still see that spilling, unless you got a big ass bowl.

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Set the water bowl directly underneath the stream and you've got the easiest refill ever

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The bowl is under it.

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And a nice mess all over the floor.

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,

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Heard in my head : ''blraghrglulgugus''

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Dem pupils doe.

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Resident Evil.

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Holy shit. The terror.

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That's... mildly terrifying

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obligatory: u wot m8, i'll fucking rek ya

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I swear to me mum

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that is a cat who has decided that the line has been crossed one too many times. That wasn't "leave me be." That was "I WILL END YOU!"

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That is one angry pusspuss!

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"Once I get through this hole, I'm gonna give you such a scratching!"

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I read your username as Diet Coke. Noicee!

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A lots do mum

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that is a cat who has decided that the line has been crossed one too many times. That wasn't "leave me be." That was "I WILL END YOU!"

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Oh, I have that cat tower! We call it the TOD (Tower Of Death)

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Gold

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my favorite.

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Oh my god, this takes the prize! Thanks my throat is sore from all the laughter!

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No problem! I'm glad I made you laugh a bit. :)

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Mlem.

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These cats are broken.

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these made a sad night happier.

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Sorry to hear that, glad the gifs helped! Hope these do too http://imgur.com/NzTX9rH lass="comment__media" loading="lazy"/> http://imgur.com/wG4db7O

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I'm saving all of these

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Excellent http://imgur.com/O2AVno2

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so many *mlems*

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forgot one

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Haha the second one, what a brilliant kitty

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And it isn't really drinking much of anything

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Alright Imgur, you've convinced me... must gif my shower/sink drinker cat.

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I need all these cat gifs.

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http://imgur.com/xVkXw6p I posted more in all the replies to my original comment so far :]

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The last one has given up on life

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Or found the secret to it.

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Mlem.

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That last one has a serious drinking problem.

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Later:

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i don't know if this is extreme laziness or just plain lack of fucks

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It's a cat, so

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that's true

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Those escalated quickly....

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*in the best way http://imgur.com/E0QT5MY

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*mlep*

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Face too flat

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There aren't nearly enough "mlem" replies up in this comment.

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http://imgur.com/sSEwqgr

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Ohmycatgod! An under water treadmill?? You win all the points I can bestow!

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ANOTHER!

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what kind of amazing cat exercising (exorcising?) sorcery is this?!? you have made my day. I love you

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are they fat cats? are they looking at a movie or a mouse or something? the look on their faces! It's how i feel on the elliptical machine

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Water Kitties!

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mlem mlem mlem mlem

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Mlem on!!http://imgur.com/TZdFG44

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:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

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MlemMlemMlemMlemMlemMlemMlemMlem

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Obligatory

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i hate this word so much and for no reason

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Is it dark and lonely in your world?

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Nope I'm actually pretty happy, I've got good friends and things are starting to look better. ^^ +1 regardless.

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Maybe you hate the sound of people eating, which I do, and I feel bad but its really annoying to me.

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Nope, doesn't bug me too much. It's just such an annoying word.

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I read this out loud just now. And I'm dropping a deuce in a public restroom with people in stalls around me. I realize what I've done.

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I'm day drunk on bourbon and giggling while my dog is staring at me in confusion and disappointment.

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I read it out loud too... but I'm alone in my apartment with my pants on. Sorry bro. You live there now.

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Now you can't go out there anymore. Do you need anything? I'll bring it to you.

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I was able to leave without further incident and I believe I'm safe to return.

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MRW my friend says I've had enough from the wine box

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TIP IT!

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you mean the goon?

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Haha that's goon in aus speak, I guess!

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In Australia they're AKA Goon sacks or Death bags

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"You drove around in a broken down minivan, and you drank wine.....from a BOX!"

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You can never have enough Cardbordeaux.

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Clever sir +1 http://imgur.com/ZpHhKmL

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Oh goddamn it. +1

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he's so pleased with himself!

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Y'all got wine in a box?

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say goodbye to prince Abubuu

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Youre missing out buddy

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It's not very tasty, but it's cheap and comes in large quantities.

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Youre missing out buddy

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The adult juice box

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Indeed. Now I buy it for my elderly mom.

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Franzia. We have a game called "slap the bag".

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Love slap the bag

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This is front page ready

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We'll take it from here.

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Insta-FP, just add water.

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No, he can do it himself.

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microwave on high for 60 seconds and let stand for 1 minute.

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It's okay, we had it some days ago.

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It's got my seal of approval

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Are ya ready, Front Page? / Aye aye, user sub! / I can't hear yooou!

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like my body.

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Mmmm

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And my anus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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AND MY AXE

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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