Homemade Salsuh

4 Romuh tommytoes.

Cut in quarters.

Give to ninja.

One quarter white unyun.

Peel off the skin and stuff, ya dingus.

Give to ninja.

One "this is probably a serrano pepper"

My grocery store is bad at labeling.

De-seeded.

For moar hot, leave seeds in.

Give to ninja.

Then wash your hands. Trust me.

1/4 lime

Give juice to ninja.

1/2 tsp sugar, 1/2 tsp salt, pinch of cumin, pinch of oregano

Give to ninja.

And a little black pepper because we're awesome.

Give ninja hat.

Ninja slaughters the innocents.

Collateral damage.

This is why we washed our hands after the serrano pepper.

Eat it!

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