MRW I eat two bricks of cheddar, four t-bone steaks, 12 hard-boiled eggs, a can of pinto beans, $25 worth of Taco Bell, a pot of black coffee, and then fart in the bathtub.

Nov 2, 2017 2:08 AM

KittenCassie

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You sunk my battleship

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Shit post?

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noooo dont stop the gif theeeereee!!!!

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You should have seen what happened to the user-sub.

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Erfergerfer: Someone who eats fart bubbles in the bathtub. My mom used to say that all the time when I was a kid.

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“$25 worth of Taco Bell” if this was a suicide attempt we’re here to help

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Military technology gives me such a raging boner.

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"B-5." "MISS."

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How many animals did that nuke kill?

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Thats a gastronomical amount of food

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v

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Yeah, just a fart... After that I'd be surprised if you had a lower intestine on the inside.

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"And there were no survivors."

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Including the entity which ingested initially.

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Princess Bride!

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You are a WMD

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Random curious fish, "huh what's all this then? OH MY GOD, PARKER GET OUT!!!"

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"fart"

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You asked for it, weirdo..

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Nice toy boat

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I'm really impressed that the explosion didn't occur until I had finished reading the whole text +1

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Am I the only one that thinks of the poor fish and other animals that got caught in that? Poor fishes...

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My first thoughts.

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Luckily you avoided potato salad.

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And BOOM goes the dynamite.

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When you walk out: v

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big badda boom

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v

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Where is this from?

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Underwater nuclear test.

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Darude Sandstorm

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.

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.

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Not sure, but I think Blue mountain state

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Obviously it came from his ass.

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Also curious

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Im not 100% sure but I think it was a Tosh.0 viewer video of the week.

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Ha! I like potty humor +1

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It set off the smoke alarm!

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v

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Hahaha! Righteous!

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Haha! wait,really?

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How in the hell can one person fit all of that inside themselves?

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That's what your mum said to me last night

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Determination

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Practice. It hurts less after the first few times.

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Lots of anxiety.

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Anxiety makes me nauseated, making eatting feel like a chore

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I get a similar reaction from eating a bowl of cheerios..sounds like a balloon animal asking a question

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Morbid obesity

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I have a friend that is on win 82 for his food challenge thing. Dude eats so much food while still being skinny

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Won so many food challenges

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Yeah I actually eat like 4k calories a day and weigh under 140lbs, but in -most- cases I would assume the person is gonna be big.

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6'. 145 lbs. My last meal of the day usually consists of a big bowl of pasta, ground beef, brocolli, followed by a bowl of cheerios with -

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- raisins and milk, add a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a couple fruit, some ice cream, crackers and half a gallon of water. -

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Is this a meal or a grocery list?

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A meal... my grocery list is bulk buys and they only last me a week or two.

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- I have no fucking clue where it goes because I'm starving when I wake up and I can't gain a pound of mass to save my life...

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Oh, and a couple protein bars...

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and a few slices of cheese...

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Underwater nuclear test If anyone wonders

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Thanks, atomcentre in corner was clear enough :)

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They used Francium if anyone wonders

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You mean Ultra Godzilla?

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What kind of hentai would you like?

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But I thought it was OP after cheddar, steaks, eggs, pinto beans, $25 worth of Taco Bell, a pot of coffee, and then farting in the bathtub.

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Who's testing nukes and i thought we banned that?

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It's uh, not from yesterday.

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It seems rather danger close for that ship no?

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Not manned, they wanted to see what it did to the ship.

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There was one where they greatly underestimated the yield though, iirc.

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Castle Bravo. Except it was on land.

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It was the first detonation of a thermonuclear bomb, or hydrogen bomb. There was no way of knowing it was going to be that large.

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*second, Ivy Mike was the first, Castle Bravo was the second, the surprice yield was caused by unforseen properties in Lithium.

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Cool

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