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The Modern Woman (in a succinct package)
What kind of bird is this?
Thotsauce12
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Brutaljpeg
In a sea a selfies, my personal dump thanks you. Doing God's works +1
DinglyDanglyDingDongDiddly
Thank you for not being a fucking selfie.
DoctorMeryl
That Chihuahua is in the second largest bud I've ever seen
hibsta
That UPS driver is so true! Just yesterday I saw the driver sprint back to his truck, half second after knocking
KcIsTheCoolest
Solid dump
xMOISEx
Ain't no one fed up seeing dem tittayz
nizerims
This dump is so fresh I'ma use the stall right next to you.
MechAegis
Two of you should become friends by doing like this fist bump but with boots. Something like a boot bump.
vonis22
Thanks op
sundancekid1244
No selfies. Can confirm.
Davedavedavedavedave
I have sent out the bee movie one.
Shawalliam
You are the hero we need
Anonawesome
#36 wow that dog is really small compared to that giant bud.
TheRealSurpriseButtsecks
I thought the last one was a nug of weed until I saw the bird in it
nif111
Being on the the other end of #32 sucks balls
freshneverfrozenwendyshamburger
Thank you for this. Down to all selfies.
klopecs
#17 TSSF !!!
SavDadd
I TOO WAS GOING TO COMMENT ON THIS. +1
VXNSTONE
Is that a TSSF meme @OP ? Fantastic! +1. Come rave about pop punk with me and my pals.
SweetandAssaulted
+1 for TSSF
Mmmmmk
I think someone used that one dude's hair as a tampon.
ifyouwearcrocsihateyou
That teacher looks jacked, tyrone better turn off that shit
ImScaredToUseMyRealNameHere
Ur sister ain't the worst human ever! She's broke, sad about it, and tried to at least give you a smile for Christmas. Be happy!
Sapphirebow
She uses that rainbow highlighter thingie
polywoly
Thank you!! The sea of xmas selfies was hitting barf levels.
fudgeman
Oh thank God. Actual content
thejollyrugger
That kid in #9 should sit down that teacher is twice his size and can't even take the child serious.
Psychoclock
I dont mind browsing through selfies, i need some pictures to practice drawing anyways, but this is like a breathe of fresh air. Thanks OP.
catiethecookie
Can you draw me though??
IDontWannaSay
Oh man, I hadn't thought of it that way! Brb, I'm going to favorite the front page.
ThawedCaveman
Didn't really think of that. I'll start hitting the Back button now
Shakafazoodle
Browse funny
imatubejunkie
I've read that Christmas is the only time selfies are acceptable. Also, someone please tell me the Sandra and Rihanna pic is real life.
Psychoclock
Also halloween. Cosplay.
ThawedCaveman
Also, quick question, do you have a magical place where you can find countless reference pictures? I'm making do with Google Images so far
HadToStopLurkingEventually
I sometimes like to go through pinterest to find references to use when I draw. Also DA too
thatoneyanderezelda
Good to know some people don't mind selfies. At least 83% of Imgur hates selfies and will downvote them to Oblivion.
IDontWannaSay
Not on Christmas day
thatoneyanderezelda
Not sure why. Eh, at any rate, merry Christmas!
IDontWannaSay
Merry Christmas! It's tradition ;) and as for why...
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ErinFromTheOffice
*breath
GuloGulo420
Thanks Erin. For some reason no one can spell this word correctly
Psychoclock
Oh my bad, I keep seeing people saying breathe that i eventually thought it meant the air you breath in.
RabidCarebears
Just upvoting for the The Story So Far lyrics on the Arthur picture <3
GetFuckingPsyched
This was the string of comments I was looking for. God fucking bless.
SneakyGaming
Was looking for this comment. Upvotes for TSSF
KrochMonster
Love that song
neckderpp
I'm almost relevant
MaxThatMelt
And to think that you're somebody's daughter...
RabidCarebears
One of my top 5 albums, it's phenomenal.
MaxThatMelt
Couldn't agree more, I couldn't choose a top 5 but it's up there. Shame the band isn't that good live, it's the crowd that make their gigs.
GetFuckingPsyched
Dude I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to disagree. I thought they were sick live. Especially since their last album.
GetFuckingPsyched
Only time I saw em and thought they were sub par was at warped. I think that's the way all their shit had to be set up for quick turnaround
canibFrank
Really funny how... what? What's funny? Tell me what's funny?
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canibFrank
I know. It's like that one time
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KlatnYelox
I remember that time. I was there, but you didn't know it.
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Dzastrous
The picking at your face one deeply resonates with me
BDBones
I just do it to get the gunk out of pimples. Is that too much? Also I squeeze shit out of my nose but we all get that.
Tamatoa
Sadly that one hit me too; mine is definitely obsessive!
oheina
I currently have a stress zit on my forehead. It's killing me to not pick the fuck out of it.
Krowmatic
Seems the rest of imgur agrees, unsurprising as that isn't
niakaki
It took me a good full minute to understand what picking your face meant.
dweadpiewitwobbits
It's like picking your nose only not so focused.
PatrickRob82
Seriously. I was a hot mess in my teen years.
ShoppingCartRodeo
Can relate. I break out from the phones at work because foundation is caked on people's face. I wipe them off but we share phones.
cruisecontroloffacliff
.... wat
ShoppingCartRodeo
TL;DR I'm allergic to people
isee33
I've been a picker forever. Turns out there are groups and stuff, nothing solid as far as an actual cure or effective treatment. :-(
FelixTheAnimator
It's like, the ape grooming instinct gone wrong. I almost never pick now that I have anxiety meds.
KarlaAnne
Same. dermatillomania. Don't google if you're weak.
isee33
Didn't know it was a thing until a few years ago. Nice not to be alone. Sucks, though...
KarlaAnne
It's definitely a symptom of anxiety... therapy helps. Mine comes & goes with stress levels.
Charingo
have this as well :/ whole scalp is messed up
thebirdbiologist
I should not have googled that.
imakedndreferencesatinappropriatetimes
Then I don't recommend meth
ImJustASalad
I recommend it just once
KarlaAnne
NOT EVEN ONCE.
ImJustASalad
But you won't know til you try it.
KarlaAnne
....bad advice from a salad!!! lol
unicornknox
I'm obsessed with picking. Do it to everyone that will let me. Love doctor pimple popper:)
Vitelia
It's so good and so gross ????
Klaustrophile
Never heard of her, so checked YouTube. I'm deeply conflicted now. So gross, yet weirdly satisfying.
LilacDreamer
Same here. Hubby and son let me work on them sometimes too!!
MongrelArchitect
Omg I love her too! Her videos are AMAZING.
cleverwittyusername
I just really like popping pimples, I ALMOST wish I had more acne. Almost.
KonaDarbles
I do same, even at work if I see one. Then have to deal with "why's your face red?"
sprechstimme
I think the same thing all the time.
Kommissar00Schneider
You should study cosmetics and dermatology, become the next Dr. Pimple Popper, win/win!
cleverwittyusername
No, popping other people pimples freaks me out. Its like picking someone else's nose. Can't do it.
scrubble
*what* take mine lol
justicetigerfan76
I have a girl I'm talking to that will not leave my face alone. I hate it with a passion. I don't like my face being touched
CaptainMinnette
My gf did that for about the first month of dating. She stopped after I reminded her a few times that I dislike it.
DoctorWhoots420
I need myself a girlfriend to do this for me, I can't seem to get this one god damn ingrown hair on my upper lip
dweadpiewitwobbits
Tell her to not be so touchy.
justicetigerfan76
I try like I said before she does what she wants but at least I get to see boobies so yea can't be too mad. It's about compromise I guess
dweadpiewitwobbits
That explains the "hate it with a passion" part.
justicetigerfan76
It's sometimes isn't worth it bc of me hating my face being touched
FelixTheAnimator
Ape grooming instinct gone wrong. Anxiety meds + brushing each other's hair fixed it for me.
MyMomMadeAnAccountSoIHadToMakeOneMyself
You should probably address that sooner rather than later. She's only gonna do it more. Sincerely beard ingrown hair remover for boyfriends
justicetigerfan76
I have she thinks it's funny I've just learned to just deal with it. She does let me grab her boobs when she does it so I guess it's fair.
ImgurLurkerMan
Good trade off. Mine let's me grab hers, but only if she can grab mine
MyMomMadeAnAccountSoIHadToMakeOneMyself
That seems like a pretty fair trade off!
Sneakyfish
Yeah, but you shouldn't have to tolerate something you hate for something you enjoy.
justicetigerfan76
I agree but it is what it is right now. Plus stop talking to someone over that is kinda dumb I think I'm the long run
NevermindThatShitHereComesMongo
On the other hand, one of the most intimate moments of my life was when I Shaved for the senior trip and broke out in ingrowns and my gf
NevermindThatShitHereComesMongo
lay my head in her lap and picked them out with a sewing needle while we watched chick flicks in the hotel.
MyMomMadeAnAccountSoIHadToMakeOneMyself
My ex would always get ingrowns in his jaw area when he shaved. So I would get tweezers and get them out. There would be 3-4 in each one.
MyMomMadeAnAccountSoIHadToMakeOneMyself
He bitched while I did it, but then was amazed when it was done and it didn't hurt anymore.
sparklesdafish
Same. My face is a goddamn mess and I don't know how to stop.
Yomamma
Same
HumanLaurganism
I switched from my face to other parts. First fingers, then toes, then thighs...anything that wasn't visible. Helped wean me off my face
FelixTheAnimator
Have somebody brush your hair/you brush theirs. Weird, but it works.
GhostGuy
Brushing (Not just hair, but skin on the arms and elsewhere) is actually a common occupational therapy technique.Works wonders in some cases
SchrodingersSchrodinger
I hope it helps to tell you that I fucked my skin up by picking. I have these nasty scars & lumpy bits & warts on my face from picking
sparklesdafish
When I look in the mirror lately I can see how much damage I've been doing. It's pretty scary some days.
SchrodingersSchrodinger
I have gone to the doctor several times to have the warts removed & he tries to burn them off but they keep coming back. ????
scrubble
Same... my skins a mess. I have the skin of like a 40yr old at 19 :/
SchrodingersSchrodinger
Seriously make yourself stop. Find a way cause your skin will heal. I stopped and with the exception of the problem spots, my skinhas healed
scrubble
Did you fully stop or did you still pick the big painful ones? I need to stop it's just hard when they're starring right at you everyday!!
GhostGuy
Get something to fidget with (I like recommending marble fidgets). When you catch yourself, use your fidget instead. Practice and keep at it
GhostGuy
>and keep in mind that habits don't die overnight, and it's okay to slip. Just try to remember to use your fidget toy. Good luck!
sparklesdafish
I think I found marble fidgets on Amazon, I'm definitely going to order them. Thank you for your advice! :)
pookieeatworld
I use my fidget toy a couple times a day...
GhostGuy
What type do you use? Do you use it to replace picking, or other reason? Do you find that it helps? I love hearing first hand accounts :)
danryawesome
A rubber band around my wrist to snap when I find my hands wandering to my face has helped when I'm getting really bad at picking.
samberryshortcake
I am too, that is such a good idea!
FelixTheAnimator
Anxiety meds. Hydroxyzine for me. Used to pick myself bloody and now I don't.
jayphat
I easily get in-grown hairs so I have to watch daily for this fuckers.
thehungriestandy
You might be shaving the wrong direction. This used to happen to me a lot until I learned to map my facial hair grain. Will link how:
thehungriestandy
http://thecloseshave.com/mapping-your-beard-grain/
hardlines
When in doubt- grow it out
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Then it just constantly itches and makes whiteheads
hardlines
Beard oil will help get thru that stage, then it's a lot easier to manage. Shaving is a mission
victell
Only at a certain length. Once it grows past that it's good to go.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
atm it won't really get past that stage for prob another month on top of the one that it's been growing
Cassimoto
Duuuuude try PFB vanish+chromabright (Amazon). I use it on my crotch but reviews say it works on your face too! It's fairly cheap + WORKS
Greeneyeddevil
WHich kind is it, I've had ones that dry the shit out of my skin but didn't help in growns =(
ZOMGNO
......tell me more about fixing your crotch. I have awful ingrown hairs right now, and its killing me on the inside. Should I buy that?? ^^
Cassimoto
$20 bottle lasts forever and it's super easy to use. I would ALMOST rather have a bush than a puss full of ingrowns but now i have neither
Cassimoto
Pre PFB Vanish I couldn't shave/wax my pubes without baaad ingrowns happening. I now have the puss of a porn star! It's a damn lifesaver
ZOMGNO
Thanks! I'll give it a go. Even just one or two make it looks unpleasant, and waxing damages my delicate skin :/