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Apr 29, 2016 1:42 PM
majesticloulou
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dissapointeddad
You could have gotten a real job. but NOOOooooo, you wanted to "save the World".
itsmuks
I simply LOVE this woman!! ????
CthulhuSaidGoFuckYourself
Disguising LIKE A BOSS
thetacohippe
Omfg I love brooklyn nine nine
anywaysthisoneatemice
Ok I'm going to have to watch this show now
BadLawyer
I've started making intense eye contact with these people until they get uncomfortable and look away.
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
slowclap.gif
handyrzfg
what rock have you been hiding under for the last 3-4 years ?
CrispyLegs
What season?
Arizmendi10
99!!!!
imgception
Thank you for not making these into gifs
WeedWaffle
God I love Brooklyn nine-nine
Drakhma
or you could you know, challenge them to a battle.
azazyel
That's a brilliant plan, I can't stand those people. They always try to shake your hand and it's almost muscle memory to shake their hand
Selerox
Shake, keep the grip firm, then pull them in while you step forward into the headbutt.
blainetog
Yep, that's how they getcha.
RevanthaKottegoda
You may laugh... But that is several levels beyond genius.
snappydresser
Seriously if I had to stake out a building is just be homeless. Everyone avoids you, you can write crazy shit in your journal without 1/?
snappydresser
Suspicion, you'll make a couple bucks a day.
MicrosoftsInternetExplorer
He is like the Spanish Inquisition
Athic
Smort.
Thugnificient
Where are the cheese facts?!
SteelIsTheAnswer
@OnlyFactsAboutCheese
CrazyCatLad
You aren't tired of asking this yet?
AHornyRhino
I need to start watching this show.
AlphaQueueBeta
Except Bo Burnham![]()
nolubba1037
he's Bo, yo, and he's the greatest rapper ever, and he'll weather your weather whether you think he's clever or not
AlphaQueueBeta
Think your better your not he don't need a sweater he's hot...
nolubba1037
I'm a real G-shawty that can really find your G-spot.
AlphaQueueBeta
Whoa yeah!+1
dontbesuprisediknowyou
This joke was made in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
TheAwesomeCrazyMoth
It was made first by Brooklyn Nine-Nine, but since UKS is wrote by Tina fey from SNL I guess it's an inside joke
ExtraZOIDBERG
"Here, You throw this away for me"
captainrobyn
What show is this?
Panigg
Its really good and on netflix.
mekuh
apparently only Netflix DVD, apparently its not on Netflix stream anymore :(
DontClickThisISwearItsForYourOwnGood
not on netflix in the us but i think on netflix in the uk
Leramer
what rock have you been hiding under for the last 3-4 years ?
mowerguy
Brooklyn nine nine
Nibiria
Why is it not on Netflix ;w;
mowerguy
Right?!? It is on Hulu though
Nibiria
UGHHHH. I don't wanna pay for Hulu because...ads still...but it has both Brooklyn and South Park. Almost worth it.
IWatchTooMuchTV
It's on the canadian netflix if you can access that it has all the seasons up too the one that ended this month
captainrobyn
Thanks!
DiegoMarco
Its available in Netflix. At least in Brazil it is. Season 1 and 2.
Temptedweeds
Is it a comedey?
baasblue
Serious drama. Up there with The Wire.
mowerguy
Yeah it's pretty hysterical
vnqx
PaulyBallnuts
:monotoning intensifies:
TonyStarkWantsOne
Read that in his voice
MuayThaiwinLannister
I don't even watch that show and I heard it in my head
JustDrivinAroundInJohnVoightsCar
I see Pendleton made captain
FortressOfInsanity
Settle down.
bonesawletsparty
Why are you not having fun? I specifically requested it.
vnqx
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browsib
WUNCHTIME IS OVER! HAHAHAHAHA
vnqx
FortressOfInsanity
http://31.media.tumblr.com/997f9b4e9169bfb639958bb8a6352bbc/tumblr_inline_nvo84jfvZ81scrpba_500.gif
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cheebody
Call me, velvet thunder.
freezingpilot
WHo wouldn't want to watch VELVET THUNDER in action?
DMGuy
I mean, I watch it for a lot more reasons than that, but I'd agree he's probably the big one.
mot2fast4youimnotingoodshape
a man needs a name
liamardo89
This show is awesome, I literally like every character. Santiago is the cutest.
PaulBunyanOfDicks
Give name please.
DontClickThisISwearItsForYourOwnGood
name of show or santiago? show is brooklyn 99, santiago is melissa fumero
PaulBunyanOfDicks
Thank you.
lonelysock
Santiago is fucking annoying. Rosa is life goals
DontClickThisISwearItsForYourOwnGood
rosa is wife goals
livebackwards
I love Rosa. But I like Santiago a lot. Melissa Fumero makes what should have been an irritating character extremely endearing
CaptainHolt
This season especially was SO PERFECT.
WeirdIsAlliGot
The last few episodes with the Allstate insurance guy was pure perfection.
liamardo89
Yeah this season was awesome! Rafi was a great addition
DaymanVsNightman
I love that you call him Rafi as well. I know the actor's real name, but I refuse to call him anything else. And this season was amazing!
DMGuy
I've barely watched The League, but if you like Jason Mantzoukas you should check out his podcast with Paul Scheer, "How Did This Get Made"?
FortressOfInsanity
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akodorokku
Someday I want to have a love like Hitchcock and Scully.
LoudAngryJerk
I need to watch this show
TheDirectionsWerentClearEnough
Definitely feel like that could have all been one gif.
FortressOfInsanity
My apologies. I found it like this and copied the links.
wingalingdragon27
Clicked on 4 instead of 1 on accident. Plot ruined.
ClemantTheGymLeader
That is essentially my life in 4 gifs
forAGrandTotalOf
Great post cheers
leSexyFishHorse
coollavalamp
FortressOfInsanity
Gatorsbitches
Fucking Hitchcock and Scully, the best thing about the 9 9
FortressOfInsanity
Truth.
FenyxKnight
http://imgur.com/HDKGhOZ
SendMePicturesOfYourPuppies
Seriously ? No one likes Terry ?
FenyxKnight
http://imgur.com/HDKGhOZ
DrPepperandChocolate
I like Terry like Terry likes yogurt.
Menefee
Four fucking links for three seconds of vid!? You are a very complicated person.
TangentandHyperbole
They're tiny shitty frame rate have the same generic shit font and horrible yellow text. They're tumblr gifs.
FortressOfInsanity
My apologies. I found it like this and copied the links.
Menefee
I'm just giving a hard time...
StuckWithBadUserName
;)
JustHereForTheWorkStories
That was an irrelevant, yet very satisfying mini dump. Thank you good sir.
GTimgur
Why encourage this behaviour? :P
FortressOfInsanity
JustHereForTheWorkStories
What show is this? It looks good but is foreign to me.
FortressOfInsanity
The gifs I posted and the gifs OP posted are all from Brooklyn Nine-Nine
FenyxKnight
The best cop show ever made
QuiGonVader
You're irrelevant
NotEvenSupposedToBeHere
Relevant two times. First off, he's calling the idea genius. Second, it's the same show!
JustHereForTheWorkStories
Wasn't aware that it was the same show. Now thanks to all the comments I see it. Just naive I suppose.
Plsdontlook
Whenever I hear "mini dump" I either think of a tiny dump truck or a tiny pile poop and both make me happy :)
CharlesOffdensen
I work in an office building with a group like this. They are the. worst. "Have you heard about recycling?" "Yes, I'm sentient. Heck off."
CelestialBeckoning
Once had a guy ask me if I 'wanted to save the tigers'? I just responded, "No, I hate tigers.
ostiniatoze
Re..cy..cling? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that word, you adorable little ragamuffin.
OtherErinFromTheOffice
Borf
abeardedblacksmith
Hippie, you are doin me a boring. Heck!
captnrogers
I believe you are looking for the proper sanitized version of fuck. "frack" As in you can go frack your self!
tamalero
DID YOU KNOW IM VEGAN?
OdeToBouncer
BUT DO YOU VAPE?
KtotheUZGandaUn
MISOGYNIST
InanityWolf
*Fuck
LeaderBeans
Heck Fuck?
Classtoise
Heck you, man
FoulBachelorBalrog
As someone who studies Environmental Science, I can say this is true...
TheseArentTheDroidsImLookingFor
Yes, I'll take fries with that, btw.
neilluminate
Oh you study the environment? Consider yourself ignored.
SomeGeographer
I work for the USGS. I mostly just get doors slammed in my face when I ask people if I can take water samples from their groundwater wells.
Laiorwyn
I'd talk about the environment. It's unfortunate that in this age of education, so many prefer ignorance.
MadLucy
Human beings are the destroyers of worlds.
PungentCrotchSweat
As an environmental scientist, get used to it.
CandyPixel
Me too
thecolonels
I like how people always say "global warming isnt happening, its just a natural cycle!". That puts you 70 years behind current scientists.
BeeBrights
Environmental science is my major toooo.
FoulBachelorBalrog
Nice dude!
Buucho
As someone who avoids street surveyors, I agree, this is true
toonsniped
Me too!
enokidaki
As someone who studied environmental science 8 years ago... Consider your resume ignored.
jdizzleforizzle
All in who you know, as with any job
Ivalicenyan
People already have their opinions on the environment. So they don't want to engage with a stranger out of a fear an argument might start.
Ivalicenyan
Even some Jehovah's Witnesses don't want Jehovah's Witnesses coming to their front door.
Flexiblewarmth
There is an oversupply of enviro's in some countries. I'd change studies, and not to forensics.
FoulBachelorBalrog
Not when I've nearly finished final year
Flexiblewarmth
Then, I'd try to get work in a high impact industry. Working for big oil will be better for career than remediating watercourses by hand
FoulBachelorBalrog
Thanks for the advice but I'm going to go for what interests me, I'd like to work in a sector I'd enjoy being in
beautifulwatermelown
Who said that
Shardikprime
i dont know there must be some echo here
koopaya
Why does this blank comment from "Unknown" have so many upvotes?
GregorCorgane
Reddit... Duh.
HorribleMonster
Haven't the foggiest. Quirks of imgur I guess.
supinebovine
Newest app glitch, obviously.
Buckbeak1486
It really annoys me how more people are concerned about some invisible, deadbeat "father" than something real, like the planet.
ChrisPBacon82
The planet will be fine, it's been through a lot worse. It's the people who are fucked.
Flyndaran
Fucking up the earth will be a problem for "my" bastard grandchildren that never visit. Fucking up to my "father" will be a problem for me.
Buckbeak1486
I know it's all about self-gratification. Just this morning my mum said my values were warped that I try to care about the planet.1/2
Buckbeak1486
She also told me a little while ago that I was gullible for believing that something as imaginary as global warming was a real threat.2/2
Flyndaran
Belief in global conspiracies is a very strange super common thing that I will never understand.
Garouleloup
I see...well i gotta go, good day!
Nicodemusthefirst
Are you an American?a European?
FoulBachelorBalrog
UK
Nicodemusthefirst
Scottish, Irish, English or welsh?
FoulBachelorBalrog
English, mate!
Nicodemusthefirst
Ok.
yapyapblahblahdribbledribbledribble
As someone who did stand-up in college and had to flyer for shows, the trick is to lie. Just got to give them the paper, no matter what.
idledoodle
It doesn't matter at all why your flyering or what for. On an unrelated note, did you guys know I dabbled in stand-up while in college?
Flyndaran
Oh, so it's, "here, you throw this away for me."
yapyapblahblahdribbledribbledribble
We actually used this one a lot. My go-to were "Mystery paper" "Tiny piece of paper" or "Want $20?"
SatansLover
I did this for my political group. We would offer pizza at our debates and I would just say "free pizza!" and give them the flyer xD
yapyapblahblahdribbledribbledribble
If I saw people standing around I'd go up to them, fold the flyer over, and say "Hey that cute person over there wanted to give you their #"
SatansLover
you rock!
GIsLife
People hand out flyers at my high school every few weeks. The result is about 40 littered papers half a block down
ticktockbent
Did you know that I have a special part of my brain dedicated to spotting and avoiding people like you? Its uncanny.
yapyapblahblahdribbledribbledribble
Yes, that's why we set up in places where it's impossible to avoid. No one likes shit getting shoved in their face.
miraglo
This is why my uni has a group that updates daily exactly where groups are so you can plan your route accordingly.
ticktockbent
Oh I am familiar with that tactic. I often delay my passage until you're accosting some other poor fool who is less observant.
aintgotnosugar
I simply refuse. Look straight into their eyes, and politely yet firmly refuse.
yapyapblahblahdribbledribbledribble
I recommend pretending to talk on your phone, randomly speaking in another language, pretending your're mentally distressed, or screaming
RuffleMyFluffles
I'll gladly go out of my way to avoid flyer handers, or i'll just follow behind someone really closely.
RuffleMyFluffles
I get owned if there are two people though...
yapyapblahblahdribbledribbledribble
if you're near someone else you can push them in front of the flyer-er and yell "YOUR SACRIFICE WILL NOT BE IN VAIN!" and run off.