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Keep messaging me your Confessions!
Ponyrider
This one makes me uncomfortable for some reason...
SourDreams
The 'We learn how to swim here' does it for me
thatguy55
I found one of these in user submitted! Its my time to shine! Uh. Well Uh common... i like trains!
BirdAndBearAndHareAndFish
Choo choo motherfucker!
Vicentum
Oh found you with only 16 points, lets see where you get
ruffcats
http://imgur.com/dBMABRb
Vicentum
2,562, not bad http://imgur.com/MbaQr
yourmomthinksimfunny
Wait has nobody else heard of the CMOD Challenge? Standing watch and jerking it before you get caught...
ThatNavyGuy
or the parade challenge?
thebjornsson
to the first post, shut the hell up, she let you go down on her, stop complaining
bobbyflei
How about jizzing all over the classroom floor after pulling out? Good old Motel Fairchild
bukkaeruinedmycarpet
These are amazing OC! Keep em coming.
FabricatiDiemPvnc
The guy with a hard on was the only one fully committed to standing at attention. Officer material if I ever saw it
cupton
why would you pee in your own shampoo
canadiantimberwolf
seriously just take the bottle out of the shower.....
PinkDalek
"Because it's sterile and I like the taste."
thepopesdaughter
Exactly what I was thinking!!
cupton
It's not the only flawed one, but that one really made me sit and think about it
meddlinpenguin
you gotta do what you gotta d'ewwww!! WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?
Thatgirlarlyn
Animals... Filthy animals...
maemumford
Dominance.
maemumford
Also, some people are gross.
Beltleatherbelt
DO boy scouts next :P
PantherCat
Fuck dude you want to hear about the summer camp staff?
ThaiMaiShu
Naked taps. When they come to check rooms (taps) the plebes (freshmen) would have endless ways of ..surprising the person checking the room.
FishTerrorist
NAKED DI!
KnightoftheN64
TIL dudes in the military enjoy rubbing their testicles on things.
blanketandpillowfortsftw
Clearly you have never been to any sort of gathering between men, military or not.
HarperLee
Today? Have you never met a Marine?
KnightoftheN64
I don't need your sass! Just because you wrote one critically acclaimed book doesn't mean you own this joint!
LearnedCoward
Didn't Truman Capote write it for her?
Shamaela
As a female in med school, I have done almost all of these.
Graphically
Feel free to rub your pussy on everything I own.
ruffcats
http://imgur.com/lUssplb
Gram2021
It's not gay if you're wearing combat boots?! So does this only apply to the military or.....?
turdferguson74
We used to say Field Gay is Not Real Gay
MenOnlySeeBasicColours
"We learn how to swim here". Well I have faith in the Coast Guard now.
misswhycantshe
i am a professional now, thank you very much
emperorcain
To be fair... at least they're being professionally taught. I'd trust them more than self-taught.
misswhycantshe
pretty much graduate as a lifeguard
ohsnapp44
My old 1LT graduated from the academy a few years ago. One of his class mates stumbled back to the head after some weekend liberty (1)
ohsnapp44
The guy accidentally shit himself while in the shower, a shower big enough for 15 but there were only two others. He didn't want (2)
ohsnapp44
The others to see the turd, so he tried mushing it through the drain with his feet. He was then known as "waffle-stomper"
misswhycantshe
as CGA grad…that story is sooooo true
asianboy
ruffcats
http://imgur.com/msRHFlF
NationofSchrad
I had a friend who went to West Point. He told me stories…
ThaiMaiShu
I'm there now, its a lot tamer than before.
WhiskeyFuerte
The Corps has.
lise
No stories?
ThaiMaiShu
People drawing a pentagram and everyone naked pretending to summon a demon with hand sanitizer on fire on the floor is my personal favorite
NobodyMakesMeBleedMyOwnBlood
Central Area is never tame... and we like it that way.
HarperLee
I wish I knew you were collecting these. My buddy drunkenly shit himself one night. We made fun of him so he smeared his shit on our doors.
ruffcats
i still am
HarperLee
That man married my little sister.
FishTerrorist
Parent's Weekend, fuck yeah.
sweetpea8
You guys.. As a prior cadet.. this shit was tame
AFWolf2012
As someone in the AF, this shit is tame
sweetpea8
As a woman in the AF, I feel like all I know are tall white guys with a hard on for skyrim.
AFWolf2012
I am not tall, nor do I get a hard on for Skyrim
sweetpea8
welcome to the 1% of the AF
Ihopeinevershitmyself
hahahahahahaha you are fucking awesome
AFWolf2012
Lol I know right
ub3rmike
As a former enlisted guy: You ain't seen nothing yet.
cable7193
yeah. these are all pretty tame. dafuq officers?
ub3rmike
I think this offers a glimpse of what I mean:
romperstompers
B B B B B B BABYYYYYYY
MyNameIsJonNotJohn
you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yet
v01ara
Here's something that you never gonna forget
turdferguson74
Agreed, weak ass officer shit
SpunkyLulu
Enlisted motto : Hold my beer and watch this.
WhereLBJsNutsHang
>.>
xWadjet
DONT OPEN THAT DOOR. THATS SOME PANDORAS BOX SHIT.
Spiceman
We had a dude draw swatstikas on another soldier's penis and balls during basic, while they were having a gay off.
Tallguy28
Fuckin truth.
prfesser
This is where one of every five tax dollars goes. Wonderful.
MarcoPoloOnPollo
Shockingly, when we're not being immature psychos, we're on our Ps and Qs like nobody else. Though some take it too far, fun is a necessity.
SDsuperchargers
I would like to hear these stories. Do tell. I will bring the beer.
ub3rmike
Also, in Thailand, I had a couple of Marines eye some kathoeys and say, "I don't care if that's a dude! I'd still fuck him!"
SDsuperchargers
I think I love you :p keep going.
SDsuperchargers
I'm female if that helps.
ub3rmike
Then there was this time we went to a show where a lady chopped up a banana with her vagina and my friend ate the slice of banana.
ub3rmike
So while I was stationed in Japan, I was at a strip club. I got a lap dance and found out the next day it was from my Marine's wife. Awkward
JKAWB
If the general public really knew what enlisted guys were doing, there would be zero support for troops, and tax payers would want a refund
seizurific
what happens to turn most of the military guys into asses?? It cant be just the ones i've run into lol
IAmNotHere
It kind of does it to the girls too...I was a quiet, shy girl when I joined. I've learned to be a massive bitch when necessary.
ohsillyus
They're never trained to take themselves less seriously.
seizurific
that makes sense thanks :) it's just i've known them going in as sweethearts& coming out as assholes lol, upsetting in certain instances
blanketandpillowfortsftw
Oh man, the stories that can be told about basic, and then lets not forget tech school.
WeAllFapToTheRhythmOfTheBoogieTheBeat
Club Med. 'Nuf said.
knil117
*shudders*
UGASkipper
you said Tech School. Must be USAF. - source USAF
MercKing92
I'm surprized my school (Norwich University) isn't on here haha
CorgiLady
My same thought!
MercKing92
I'm really glad I'm not the only one! haha
CorgiLady
I can only imagine what would be said about Norwich
SheparDox
I mean, hell, the UP run alone is hilarious. There's always that *one* guy that tries to get naked.
MercKing92
Ikr! There are so many things here that could make this list haha
Ihopeinevershitmyself
Norwich Forever! hahaha i tried not to laugh as I typed that. but really, go Wick
MercKing92
Hahaha at least we can use our motto now, "I tried!" lmao
Ihopeinevershitmyself
haha poor ol' alden partridge would be proud
MercKing92
Agreed! haha
bob0979
I went to Florida Air Academy, and 1) its a high school and 2) FUCK THAT SHIT
EvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight
It's a "Military style college prep academy," so naturally I hopped on the train. And yes, that was me. I did some crazy shit there.
jopy92
i went there also and idr the icy hot thing
EvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight
Class of '06 loved it.
seaXmonster
Are you saying you're the one that put it on your butt?
EvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight
;)
michix0
bf went there. graduated in 05. he doesn't remember that either. but I still lol'd.
EvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight
Headquarters definitely didn't do what 1st squadron did... lol.
EvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight
I always heard HQ had even crazier shit going on.
Awhaleandabowlofpetunias
Wow I really want to punch the guy from Citadel in the face.
Zachasm
*shitadel
GhengisZahn
But wai >.>
pmmedemboobies
Jealousy.
greekyogurtmonster
As a USAFA Cadet, these are actually pretty pathetic in comparison to what really goes on...
ThisIsntWhoItWouldBeIfItWasntWhoItIs
Hell, they could have a whole series dedicated to Korea stories.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Any theater. Enough stories to create a compendium.
omikone
Wait til you PCOS to tiny bases with not much happening and end up in a field with your pants around your ankles staring at a donkey.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Sounds like it's time for a motherfucking story, ma'am!
theadventuresofpuddles
"Sexual Assault Course, Sir!"
MrSniffles
Indeed, I thought about submitting a few but we probably don't need any more negative attention...
Anrack
As a mid, yeah... Probs.
Anrack
As a mid, yeah... Probs.
becauseairplane
yeah, this kinda hurts to read. Wish it wasn't so. It's happened, but those are personal stories- not to be told unless someone needs help.
DukePaulAtreides
Can we just focus on the idea of "letting someone" give you head? Does your dick taste like chocolate and shoot sprinkles?
Awhaleandabowlofpetunias
"Come do this chore for me and then you can blow me." Fuck that guy.
Granolaclusters
I believe she did.
Awhaleandabowlofpetunias
We don't know she did. He just asked her to.
Granolaclusters
For the sake of the joke lets pretend she did.
SerialKitten666
There are a lot of girls who let guys fuck them if they do something for them. Equally gross though more common
Zachasm
As somebody whose totally disgusted by this fact...where would I meet such a girl and what does "something" mean?
SerialKitten666
I mean I'm not necessarily talking strangers here. Plenty of times it's between friends. The something could be anything.
SerialKitten666
To show tickets to helping them move, etc, etc...if it makes you feel better...some times they turn into relationships...bad 1s tho lol
ruffcats
Ihopeinevershitmyself
Speaking from firsthand experience in this setting...these are fairly tame (wish it weren't so, but cadets are sick, sick people)
Ihopeinevershitmyself
ok before anyone else asks i'll just provide a few things to leave to the imagination. most are nsfl. (1/2)
theadventuresofpuddles
Yep, I can also confirm this.
stinkiinki
I don't even go to an academy but the amount of weird, homo-erotic things that happen in the locker room after PT in ROTC...
dakiddo
Cadets aren't sick, they are just bored...at least that's how we justified it.
captainsciencebutt
I think the problem is that people are sick, sick people.
JustanotherdamnMinnesotan
I went to a military boarding school...you would never BELIEVE what I got kicked out for.
Ihopeinevershitmyself
maybe, I had to transfer my last semester for some pretty dumb shit
lise
Go on...!
cacher18
America's best and brightest.
Ihopeinevershitmyself
haha allegedly, i've seen things that say otherwise
RobotBeardThePirate
Story time? :D
bcskate13
We also crammed 21 butt ass naked dudes into one shower stall because we thought it would be fun.
othernym
Were you wearing combat boots?
Ihopeinevershitmyself
yea right there with you, we had tiny showers, got about 12 people and all had to come out with shaved ass cracks. PT: couldnt shave our own
ObviousCaptain
What the fuck.... this is making me rethink the air force.
JustanotherdamnMinnesotan
AIR POWER
Ihopeinevershitmyself
yea, no shit. how about any other service branch. just kidding, the air force is mad chill...just kinda lame. unless you fly that is
ObviousCaptain
I was hoping to be an aerial gunner.... well it now its a special missions aviation specialist, but who knows what will actually happen.
Ihopeinevershitmyself
(2/2) best include going into the woods for thunderdome, penis stabbings, naked PT in the snow, boner rodeo, spoiled milk boarding
PantherCat
Wow just wow
Ihopeinevershitmyself
oh and theere was that one platoon that had a giant fist dildo...i won't say anymore
Chewbacca032
During USAFA basic, we had ~140 basics crammed into a 10'x20' shower room, AKA "The Meat Shack."
Ihopeinevershitmyself
brings new meaning to the phrase "nut to butt"
IWrestledABearAndWon
Definitely too literal in that sense.
theadventuresofpuddles
"Sexual Assault Course, sir?"
cowman12
Up vote because you went there
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theadventuresofpuddles
Dear God.
dakiddo
Ha! Should I yell "safety first" in response?
theadventuresofpuddles
"safe sex first"
bcskate13
I watched my friend shit in a mop bucket, then pick it up with his hand and slam it in the toilet for a tin of dip.
SometimesImReady
tin of dip?
thisisharderthanIthought
chewing tobacco
Ihopeinevershitmyself
also most don't use chewing tabbacy, most use dipping tobbacy, more or less the same though
SometimesImReady
haha don't worry, I don't plan on using tobacco in any way at all
kaleisntthatgood
chewing tobacco
Ihopeinevershitmyself
yea aka the lifeblood of the military, i've seen people do wild shit when they run out just to get a lip
Ihopeinevershitmyself
hahaha good man, I hope it was Grizz. My roommate chewed gum that was dipped in urine for similar purposes
tipples
I've heard about WAY too many all-male-all-nude events at West Point for me not to be a little confused about the purpose of the school.
Ihopeinevershitmyself
Hey, the spartans had the right idea. Most people say "it's not gay, it's just (insert school name/service branch) gay" (not derogatory)
tipples
Yes, but my gay friends do NORMAL STUFF like have sex with their boyfriends, not run around a field holding each other's junk!
landcfan
I am now disturbed because my grandfather went to West Point...
tipples
Yeah.... well... just be glad he'll never tell you about it? This was just in the course of normal college story trading with a friend.
tipples
Me: "One time we stole a soda fountain machine!" Him: "One time we had 16 dudes doing Vader impression with their dicks!" Me: "You WHAT?"
vivelasloth
stories. go,
JustanotherdamnMinnesotan
Shit in a canon they fired for revile, atomized it. Was a big deal, didnt get caught.
TheCanadianNerd
Friend of mine was at basic training. Said they forced a guy to shove a broom up his ass until he cried. Pretty sure they're still friends.
EvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight
Hi, I'm the Florida Air guy. Message me and I will.
dhelsan
Dat username is a nice one.
Ihopeinevershitmyself
most are nsfl. best include going into the woods for thunderdome, penis stabbings, naked PT in the snow, boner rodeo, spoiled milk boarding.
ObviousCaptain
I assume this isn't against there will..... is it?
Ihopeinevershitmyself
welllllllll, it's never pleasant, but I would rather get my shit stomped than be considered untrustworthy. plus you look back on it an smile
ObviousCaptain
So you can avoid it? I mean I could put up with a good amount of stuff but thats... taking it sorta far.
ruffcats
Illyric
In theme with @ruffcats gif, MRW:
willy410
Whats a boner rodeo?
Ihopeinevershitmyself
explanation under arcinization's comment
CircularThinking
Stories. Stop.
Arcinization
boner... rodeo?
Ihopeinevershitmyself
3 dudes, facing each other, totally tied up, then tied together, then made to watch porn, first (or sometimes last) to get a boner loses
Arcinization
that is equally horrific to what i imagined, you heard of devildoggamer on youtube? he has a whole series talking about that kind of thing
SheparDox
Aw, nothing from Norwich?
CorgiLady
I know right!?
Ihopeinevershitmyself
Norwich is gayyyyyyyy. jk I went to the wick, I think our stories would too much for non-Norwich individuals to handle
SheparDox
Hell yeah, it's gay! I had a female cadet standing on the dorm sinks, yelling at us rooks to shower faster.
Ihopeinevershitmyself
well maybe you shoulda showered faster, rook. maybe you should get off imgur, rook. haha jk NU is great, best decision i ever made
ruffcats
To everyone in the Armed Forces http://imgur.com/CCW9msc
prettyboyfloyd
As someone who went to the Naval Academy...thank you for this!
BamBarr
No VMI?
CoBr2
That sounds like the Air Force academy....
HannibalMontanibal
America's finest.
ThisIsntWhoItWouldBeIfItWasntWhoItIs
Thanks. I'll continue to frivolously spend your tax dollars because my superiors tell me to.
KeytarPlatypus
"Oh that quarter-million dollar part is broken? Let's get a completely new one because we're not allowed to open it up"
ThisIsntWhoItWouldBeIfItWasntWhoItIs
Oh so true. My favorite: "The caution marking is a half inch too high. While still legible, we're gonna have to repaint the whole thing."
sassyredhead
As an enlisted Airmen, this makes me sad that these people are now telling me what to do :|
wilybeaman
This is our life
blanketandpillowfortsftw
Well I guess you missed basic, or tech school, or dorms because from what I remember while being in, these stories are pretty tame.
sassyredhead
yeah, and I even did two years in Korea, but still. Some of these people are on the highest of high horses.
blanketandpillowfortsftw
Hell, most of the E-9s and E-8s in my squadrons had higher levels of education than a majority of the officers.
blanketandpillowfortsftw
Well you have to remember that most officers don't know shit, they just have to be managers, they aren't always the smartest of the bunch.
sassyredhead
Amen.
pinkcris
Where's Part 9???
ruffcats
RileyImgursMoreThanJames
can you link to the previous parts? ive only seen 1, 2, 8, and 9
ruffcats
click my name then click submitted images. 9 isn't out yet
pinkcris
Like I was so confused because at the end, it seemed like there should've been a link to Part 9, but I gotcha now.
ruffcats
i like to wait for the most recent one gets the the front page before posting a new one
pinkcris
Yay looking forward to it! :D Rest assured I will bug you for college requests, but for now, I'll wait patiently.
prettygoodprettydamngoodlads
I'd let her give me head. I'D LET HER.
ionlyspeakthetruth
Fat chicks love giving head
AntiDownVoteActivist
That OP's either Loki or lying.
bittenkitten813
I'm going to say the latter. The Citadel boys used to hang outside my college's girls dorm waiting for them to come down, I don't think (1/2
bittenkitten813
they had the Charleston girls THAT whipped (Although the young people in Charleston are a bit above average in the sex partners dept (2/2)
finsceal
And we wonder why there are so many rapes in the military
BigAndChunkyDane
Well, I actually do beg my boyfriend to let me...
fragtore
There is a lot of women who love giving head as much as you love going down. Don't settle for boring!
Digssweet177
Tell me to do it with the right attitude, it's a huge turn-on. Regretting nothing!
DVSBSTrD
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT! ;)
Digssweet177
= profit!
underpantswizard
some girls be dying for that D
BigBirdForPresident
That'd be convenient if they made that more clear.
mykal87
as a graduate of the citadel, he means let her. the girls there are more pent up than the gentelmen, and when they get out of dorm....GG.
beetchkumate
you get really sexually deprived in miltary academies...
MarcoPoloOnPollo
SOMEBODY'S feeling ... Cocky
GreatestAdventurer
I thought it was a girl saying that.
jezebel1975
Any female that has relations with a man that says he'd "let her" do that, deserves what she gets. Have some self-respect, ladies.
SerialKitten666
And men because I know a lot of women who pull this shit on guys
jezebel1975
Too right--it goes both ways.
DVSBSTrD
Like your mother.
jezebel1975
+1 -- my own mother would have loved that burn.
Hibi
This is like r/theredpill's wet dream, assuming this is a guy and not a girl allowing another girl to lez out for a bit.
Hibi
...Which is every other guy's wet dream.
skittleyphallus
Hey man, it's fun. And sometimes, I have to convince a guy to let me q.q
pretzelnugget
Sometimes I ask my boyfriend if I can. It doesn't always have to be suggested :p
unscot
Tell that bitch who's boss.
AFWolf2012
I'd allow it
lise
I'm just about at that point of being single where this would be a blessing
captaingaymerica
I feel you...
StrideWideMan
... If you shine my shoes for me.
DukePaulAtreides
Sorry, couldn't resist:
IWonderWhereThatFishDidGo
Well... I guess my shoes could probably use a shine.
Monarchist
Aye gurl
lise
Need your shoes shined? ;)
Monarchist
You're damn right I do.
HeeelllloooooooMurse
that's some Tom Sawyer level stuff right there
CheddarDreams
awesome comment =D
HeeelllloooooooMurse
thank you kind sir/madam
RockThunderheart
I came here to say this.
Beltleatherbelt
must have been this guy:
Opportunist
This guy struck me as really decent, though.
ReverandNick
Now this makes sense.
lawfulwood
Discord booms through the dead of night as a million panties simultaneously drop involuntarily.
noctevena
Way to go. Now my panties are on the other side of the room.... but you speak the truth.
SparklingCockWaffle
Wait, who is this guy and why are panties being flung about because of him?
CoyoteNerdy
I wish he'd let me give him head.
ThaTank
brb, I gotta go do some push-ups
halvinandcobbes
Yea something tells me that one is complete bullshit
LocutusOfBored
My brother once told a girl that he was too tired to have sex, but he'd let her give him head and it supposedly worked.
TrappedSendHelp
All the Citadel cadets I've met have been this cocky. No pun intended.
TheGirlWithTheHummingbirdTattoo
some girls like giving head and get pleasure or empowerment from doing it. i had a friend in hs who blew all her guy friends just for fun
DaddysHome
sooo.. who's your friend?
TheGirlWithTheHummingbirdTattoo
lol a girl i performed in plays with back in high school
jezebel1975
hmm...I'm thinking, a high school girl--HIGH SCHOOL--who did that, either has some daddy issues, or self esteem issues, or both.
TheGirlWithTheHummingbirdTattoo
nope. she just liked giving head
jezebel1975
Of course she did.
TheGirlWithTheHummingbirdTattoo
it's not your position to judge one's sexual activity. idk if it caused any problems for her because we weren't extremely close BUT 1/2
SaintMaceToTheFace
Or is just a bit of a slut
Beltleatherbelt
empowerment? to me it seems the other way around... the guy has the power
SerialKitten666
It can be either or and depends on context. Pretty easy to debilitate a guy with sex though, nothing special IMO.
TheGirlWithTheHummingbirdTattoo
in some cases maybe. like i said before, for me, the empowerment comes with knowing that my skills is making a guy moan and groan. 1/2
BossyHosen
I'd agree with you, sounds more like "approval seeking" in most cases.
TheGirlWithTheHummingbirdTattoo
2/2 it's like having pride in your work lol
SerialKitten666
Making cupcakes is harder, doing that is more empowering than making the average guy cum lol
88mixy
Yeah... That's what you think, until you realize your most sensitive part is in something that is filled with teeth. You're in her control
88mixy
I'm guessing if someone's doing it for empowerment, they would'nt go for a guy who "let's her", but for a guy who thinks himself lucky
TheGirlWithTheHummingbirdTattoo
true. but for me at least the empowerment also comes from having the skills to make a guy feel THAT good, regardless if he is a dick or not
SerialKitten666
You really don't need skills. Really, it's one of the easiest things to do-sexually-making a guy cum
TheGirlWithTheHummingbirdTattoo
i get that but some people are better at in then others. i could tell you horror stories i've heard lol
SerialKitten666
I get that but real talk: Most guys are REALLY EASY to please and it's really not all that empowering or special.
TheGirlWithTheHummingbirdTattoo
thats your opinion but to me it is empowering
NerdyDirtyCurvy
If a guy is cocky enough to say that to me, and has the looks and humor to pull it off, hell I'd beg him to let me give him head.
SerialKitten666
Real life tells me the men who say this kind of shit to you have only the cockiness.
NerdyDirtyCurvy
I've met a couple. They pull it off so well. Hell, one of them I fell in love with.
SerialKitten666
Your personal preference I guess, but I would slap any man/woman who said something like that unless it was a joke :)
SerialKitten666
It's cute as a couple thing, it's derogatory and gross coming from someone who you've had no relations with before.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Believe it or not, but some girls love giving head. Source: my hopes and dreams.
ILoveCreamPies
I LOVE giving head. It gets me more turned on than anything else. Sometimes I finger myself to orgasm while his dick is just in my mouth.
Pyrofly
I love doing it because my boyfriend enjoys it, and I like doing things for him that he enjoys. Simple as that. :)
Retardedseizure
I love it! I think as I've aged, my fondness for male parts has evolved a lot.. Love the smell, the feel, the taste of crotch, yum.
xavierjmole
My friend's new gf loves it. In other news, my other friends and I hate him now.
Bowlerchick117
As a female I can confirm that there are girls out there who do enjoy it.
steviemarie
Its my favorite thing to do, seriously
SerialKitten666
I like doing things that make my partner happy. That's it, that's all.
hannygranny
Im one of those girls
CaptFo
hahah @captainjack, has commented
CaptFo
fuck I hit enter......"prove it" on half the comments here
bentwrenches
And they are all under bad replies, lol
Lavalampalana
I absolutely love giving head. Having a man's genitals in my mouth? I feel so powerful!
SerialKitten666
But I don't love giving it to just anybody.
StrideWideMan
"I have chosen not to bite them off today."
ReginaFalange42
Source: me who is a 20 year old who loves giving head and does swallow
CowsGoMooALot
Do most girls not like giving head?! Suck it up! ...just made a pun on accident.
scrodobaggins
I enjoy giving it to my boyfriend. He loves it.
batmanandboobs
There really are some girls who love giving head. Source: me, a girl who loves giving head.
PsychoSociologist
These comments are the reason I love browsing random. Hope you still love giving head @batmanandboobs
MrJoeGGriffiths
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Workaholics-Adam-Says-Sup.gif
YouWereEatenByAGrue
High-five! 'Cause I'm also a girl who does, too. Yiss.
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YouWereEatenByAGrue
Talk to my boyfriend.
batmanandboobs
Yessss I love it when I find other girls who like doing it. Makes me feel less alone!
Falalalalanobodyknowsmeonhere
prepare your inbox
batmanandboobs
Surprisingly haven't received any messages questioning my head-giving abilities. Thank the Imgur gods.
Falalalalanobodyknowsmeonhere
whew :P
Falalalalanobodyknowsmeonhere
whew :P
ConfusedFlareon
There's also the polar opposite... I will slit your peener up the middle if you even ask me for it.
AnnaKendrickLamar
Woah, only if you buy me dinner first
Escheron
... why? that's a bit of an overreaction
Moss6677
Well that ejaculated quickly....wait a min
TheMadMartyr
I need an adult
Beltleatherbelt
legit had a pleasant chuckle :)
BiskitsandGravy
I'm sure you're a joy in bed.
SirDroopyNutSack
Well i'll have you know that wont stop me asking 3 or 6 times
Argofuckyourself
No lie, I had a smoking blonde girlfriend in highschool that loved giving head...and she was a swallower.
privatedick
My wife hates it when my dick smells like tobacco
DontEatTheCrabDipYeyay
Sounds like me, except I'm not blonde, and I'm single.
Argofuckyourself
Funny, I'm single and live in Texas.
DontEatTheCrabDipYeyay
Sadly, I'm single and live in Canada.
CryloRen
Spitters are quitters.
abnrml
I don't get how some girls don't swallow. I think it's rude to spit.
bobon123
Amen. If she spits, she is saying to me "What I did is gross, it's just my duty". Not a turn on, if you don't want to give head just don't.
FeversAndMirrors
I want to and I do. But I don't swallow. Not a problem unless he makes it a problem (and he doesn't).
WomanInTheRedDress
I just think it's way more gross to spit. Swallow, it just goes down the throat, spit and it's coating your whole tongue.
peediepixie
I don't let my bf finish in my mouth full stop. Absolutely hate the texture & the idea of my mouth being coated in that... euugh.
WomanInTheRedDress
Just let it go to the back of your throat and swallow. Barely anything on your tongue... :)
takingthehobbitstoisengard
Why is it rude? I don't expect my husband to lick his lips after going down on me. If you don't like swallowing, for heaven's sake, don't.
SometimesYouJustNeedTo
Amen.
DontEatTheCrabDipYeyay
The way I see it, he tastes me for up to 40 minutes sometimes. The least I can do is swallow and taste him for 10 seconds.
skittleyphallus
Mee me mee. Giving head is so fuunnnn
DontEatTheCrabDipYeyay
It's the best! Biggest turn on ever.
Chronomechanist
Do you want inbox spam? Cos this is how you get inbox spam!!
skittleyphallus
But I didn't :D
Chronomechanist
Allow me to remedy that for you... *eyebrow wiggle*
Sparklepop
I also like doing it!
Eldibs
Nobody yet, really? I'll volunteer as tribute then.
ItalianStallions
That's so funny because i need my dick sucked.
skittleyphallus
best start taking yoga classes
ItalianStallions
*swoon*