Stay Classy College Part 8: U.S. Military Academies

Jan 23, 2014 10:23 PM

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part 9: http://imgur.com/gallery/K2Gym
part 7: http://imgur.com/gallery/7Ma07

Keep messaging me your Confessions!

This one makes me uncomfortable for some reason...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The 'We learn how to swim here' does it for me

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I found one of these in user submitted! Its my time to shine! Uh. Well Uh common... i like trains!

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 7

Choo choo motherfucker!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh found you with only 16 points, lets see where you get

12 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 4

http://imgur.com/dBMABRb

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

2,562, not bad http://imgur.com/MbaQr

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait has nobody else heard of the CMOD Challenge? Standing watch and jerking it before you get caught...

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

or the parade challenge?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to the first post, shut the hell up, she let you go down on her, stop complaining

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

How about jizzing all over the classroom floor after pulling out? Good old Motel Fairchild

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

These are amazing OC! Keep em coming.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The guy with a hard on was the only one fully committed to standing at attention. Officer material if I ever saw it

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

why would you pee in your own shampoo

12 years ago | Likes 290 Dislikes 0

seriously just take the bottle out of the shower.....

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Because it's sterile and I like the taste."

12 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 1

Exactly what I was thinking!!

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's not the only flawed one, but that one really made me sit and think about it

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

you gotta do what you gotta d'ewwww!! WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Animals... Filthy animals...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dominance.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also, some people are gross.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DO boy scouts next :P

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck dude you want to hear about the summer camp staff?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Naked taps. When they come to check rooms (taps) the plebes (freshmen) would have endless ways of ..surprising the person checking the room.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

NAKED DI!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL dudes in the military enjoy rubbing their testicles on things.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Clearly you have never been to any sort of gathering between men, military or not.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Today? Have you never met a Marine?

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I don't need your sass! Just because you wrote one critically acclaimed book doesn't mean you own this joint!

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Didn't Truman Capote write it for her?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a female in med school, I have done almost all of these.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Feel free to rub your pussy on everything I own.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

It's not gay if you're wearing combat boots?! So does this only apply to the military or.....?

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

We used to say Field Gay is Not Real Gay

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"We learn how to swim here". Well I have faith in the Coast Guard now.

12 years ago | Likes 206 Dislikes 0

i am a professional now, thank you very much

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair... at least they're being professionally taught. I'd trust them more than self-taught.

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

pretty much graduate as a lifeguard

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My old 1LT graduated from the academy a few years ago. One of his class mates stumbled back to the head after some weekend liberty (1)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The guy accidentally shit himself while in the shower, a shower big enough for 15 but there were only two others. He didn't want (2)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The others to see the turd, so he tried mushing it through the drain with his feet. He was then known as "waffle-stomper"

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

as CGA grad…that story is sooooo true

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

I had a friend who went to West Point. He told me stories…

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm there now, its a lot tamer than before.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The Corps has.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No stories?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People drawing a pentagram and everyone naked pretending to summon a demon with hand sanitizer on fire on the floor is my personal favorite

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Central Area is never tame... and we like it that way.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I knew you were collecting these. My buddy drunkenly shit himself one night. We made fun of him so he smeared his shit on our doors.

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

i still am

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

That man married my little sister.

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Parent's Weekend, fuck yeah.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You guys.. As a prior cadet.. this shit was tame

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As someone in the AF, this shit is tame

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a woman in the AF, I feel like all I know are tall white guys with a hard on for skyrim.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I am not tall, nor do I get a hard on for Skyrim

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

welcome to the 1% of the AF

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hahahahahahaha you are fucking awesome

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol I know right

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a former enlisted guy: You ain't seen nothing yet.

12 years ago | Likes 728 Dislikes 1

yeah. these are all pretty tame. dafuq officers?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think this offers a glimpse of what I mean:

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

B B B B B B BABYYYYYYY

12 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yet

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Here's something that you never gonna forget

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed, weak ass officer shit

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Enlisted motto : Hold my beer and watch this.

12 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

>.>

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DONT OPEN THAT DOOR. THATS SOME PANDORAS BOX SHIT.

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

We had a dude draw swatstikas on another soldier's penis and balls during basic, while they were having a gay off.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuckin truth.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

This is where one of every five tax dollars goes. Wonderful.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Shockingly, when we're not being immature psychos, we're on our Ps and Qs like nobody else. Though some take it too far, fun is a necessity.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I would like to hear these stories. Do tell. I will bring the beer.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also, in Thailand, I had a couple of Marines eye some kathoeys and say, "I don't care if that's a dude! I'd still fuck him!"

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think I love you :p keep going.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm female if that helps.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then there was this time we went to a show where a lady chopped up a banana with her vagina and my friend ate the slice of banana.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So while I was stationed in Japan, I was at a strip club. I got a lap dance and found out the next day it was from my Marine's wife. Awkward

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If the general public really knew what enlisted guys were doing, there would be zero support for troops, and tax payers would want a refund

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

what happens to turn most of the military guys into asses?? It cant be just the ones i've run into lol

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It kind of does it to the girls too...I was a quiet, shy girl when I joined. I've learned to be a massive bitch when necessary.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're never trained to take themselves less seriously.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

that makes sense thanks :) it's just i've known them going in as sweethearts& coming out as assholes lol, upsetting in certain instances

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh man, the stories that can be told about basic, and then lets not forget tech school.

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

Club Med. 'Nuf said.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

*shudders*

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

you said Tech School. Must be USAF. - source USAF

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm surprized my school (Norwich University) isn't on here haha

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My same thought!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm really glad I'm not the only one! haha

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can only imagine what would be said about Norwich

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, hell, the UP run alone is hilarious. There's always that *one* guy that tries to get naked.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ikr! There are so many things here that could make this list haha

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Norwich Forever! hahaha i tried not to laugh as I typed that. but really, go Wick

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha at least we can use our motto now, "I tried!" lmao

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

haha poor ol' alden partridge would be proud

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed! haha

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went to Florida Air Academy, and 1) its a high school and 2) FUCK THAT SHIT

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's a "Military style college prep academy," so naturally I hopped on the train. And yes, that was me. I did some crazy shit there.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i went there also and idr the icy hot thing

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Class of '06 loved it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you saying you're the one that put it on your butt?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bf went there. graduated in 05. he doesn't remember that either. but I still lol'd.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Headquarters definitely didn't do what 1st squadron did... lol.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always heard HQ had even crazier shit going on.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow I really want to punch the guy from Citadel in the face.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

*shitadel

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But wai >.>

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Jealousy.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a USAFA Cadet, these are actually pretty pathetic in comparison to what really goes on...

12 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Hell, they could have a whole series dedicated to Korea stories.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any theater. Enough stories to create a compendium.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait til you PCOS to tiny bases with not much happening and end up in a field with your pants around your ankles staring at a donkey.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Sounds like it's time for a motherfucking story, ma'am!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Sexual Assault Course, Sir!"

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Indeed, I thought about submitting a few but we probably don't need any more negative attention...

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

As a mid, yeah... Probs.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a mid, yeah... Probs.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yeah, this kinda hurts to read. Wish it wasn't so. It's happened, but those are personal stories- not to be told unless someone needs help.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can we just focus on the idea of "letting someone" give you head? Does your dick taste like chocolate and shoot sprinkles?

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

"Come do this chore for me and then you can blow me." Fuck that guy.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I believe she did.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We don't know she did. He just asked her to.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For the sake of the joke lets pretend she did.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There are a lot of girls who let guys fuck them if they do something for them. Equally gross though more common

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As somebody whose totally disgusted by this fact...where would I meet such a girl and what does "something" mean?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean I'm not necessarily talking strangers here. Plenty of times it's between friends. The something could be anything.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

To show tickets to helping them move, etc, etc...if it makes you feel better...some times they turn into relationships...bad 1s tho lol

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Speaking from firsthand experience in this setting...these are fairly tame (wish it weren't so, but cadets are sick, sick people)

12 years ago | Likes 445 Dislikes 6

ok before anyone else asks i'll just provide a few things to leave to the imagination. most are nsfl. (1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yep, I can also confirm this.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't even go to an academy but the amount of weird, homo-erotic things that happen in the locker room after PT in ROTC...

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Cadets aren't sick, they are just bored...at least that's how we justified it.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think the problem is that people are sick, sick people.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I went to a military boarding school...you would never BELIEVE what I got kicked out for.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

maybe, I had to transfer my last semester for some pretty dumb shit

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Go on...!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

America's best and brightest.

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

haha allegedly, i've seen things that say otherwise

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Story time? :D

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We also crammed 21 butt ass naked dudes into one shower stall because we thought it would be fun.

12 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Were you wearing combat boots?

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

yea right there with you, we had tiny showers, got about 12 people and all had to come out with shaved ass cracks. PT: couldnt shave our own

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

What the fuck.... this is making me rethink the air force.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

AIR POWER

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

yea, no shit. how about any other service branch. just kidding, the air force is mad chill...just kinda lame. unless you fly that is

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was hoping to be an aerial gunner.... well it now its a special missions aviation specialist, but who knows what will actually happen.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2/2) best include going into the woods for thunderdome, penis stabbings, naked PT in the snow, boner rodeo, spoiled milk boarding

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Wow just wow

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

oh and theere was that one platoon that had a giant fist dildo...i won't say anymore

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

During USAFA basic, we had ~140 basics crammed into a 10'x20' shower room, AKA "The Meat Shack."

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

brings new meaning to the phrase "nut to butt"

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Definitely too literal in that sense.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Sexual Assault Course, sir?"

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Up vote because you went there

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Feb 19, 2014 4:33 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Dear God.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha! Should I yell "safety first" in response?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"safe sex first"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched my friend shit in a mop bucket, then pick it up with his hand and slam it in the toilet for a tin of dip.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

tin of dip?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

chewing tobacco

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

also most don't use chewing tabbacy, most use dipping tobbacy, more or less the same though

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

haha don't worry, I don't plan on using tobacco in any way at all

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

chewing tobacco

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yea aka the lifeblood of the military, i've seen people do wild shit when they run out just to get a lip

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hahaha good man, I hope it was Grizz. My roommate chewed gum that was dipped in urine for similar purposes

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've heard about WAY too many all-male-all-nude events at West Point for me not to be a little confused about the purpose of the school.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Hey, the spartans had the right idea. Most people say "it's not gay, it's just (insert school name/service branch) gay" (not derogatory)

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yes, but my gay friends do NORMAL STUFF like have sex with their boyfriends, not run around a field holding each other's junk!

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I am now disturbed because my grandfather went to West Point...

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yeah.... well... just be glad he'll never tell you about it? This was just in the course of normal college story trading with a friend.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Me: "One time we stole a soda fountain machine!" Him: "One time we had 16 dudes doing Vader impression with their dicks!" Me: "You WHAT?"

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

stories. go,

12 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

Shit in a canon they fired for revile, atomized it. Was a big deal, didnt get caught.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Friend of mine was at basic training. Said they forced a guy to shove a broom up his ass until he cried. Pretty sure they're still friends.

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Hi, I'm the Florida Air guy. Message me and I will.

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Dat username is a nice one.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

most are nsfl. best include going into the woods for thunderdome, penis stabbings, naked PT in the snow, boner rodeo, spoiled milk boarding.

12 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

I assume this isn't against there will..... is it?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

welllllllll, it's never pleasant, but I would rather get my shit stomped than be considered untrustworthy. plus you look back on it an smile

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So you can avoid it? I mean I could put up with a good amount of stuff but thats... taking it sorta far.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 3

In theme with @ruffcats gif, MRW:

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Whats a boner rodeo?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

explanation under arcinization's comment

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stories. Stop.

12 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

boner... rodeo?

12 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

3 dudes, facing each other, totally tied up, then tied together, then made to watch porn, first (or sometimes last) to get a boner loses

12 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

that is equally horrific to what i imagined, you heard of devildoggamer on youtube? he has a whole series talking about that kind of thing

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Aw, nothing from Norwich?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know right!?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Norwich is gayyyyyyyy. jk I went to the wick, I think our stories would too much for non-Norwich individuals to handle

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah, it's gay! I had a female cadet standing on the dorm sinks, yelling at us rooks to shower faster.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well maybe you shoulda showered faster, rook. maybe you should get off imgur, rook. haha jk NU is great, best decision i ever made

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To everyone in the Armed Forces http://imgur.com/CCW9msc

12 years ago | Likes 280 Dislikes 23

As someone who went to the Naval Academy...thank you for this!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No VMI?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That sounds like the Air Force academy....

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

America's finest.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Thanks. I'll continue to frivolously spend your tax dollars because my superiors tell me to.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

"Oh that quarter-million dollar part is broken? Let's get a completely new one because we're not allowed to open it up"

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh so true. My favorite: "The caution marking is a half inch too high. While still legible, we're gonna have to repaint the whole thing."

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an enlisted Airmen, this makes me sad that these people are now telling me what to do :|

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

This is our life

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I guess you missed basic, or tech school, or dorms because from what I remember while being in, these stories are pretty tame.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

yeah, and I even did two years in Korea, but still. Some of these people are on the highest of high horses.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hell, most of the E-9s and E-8s in my squadrons had higher levels of education than a majority of the officers.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well you have to remember that most officers don't know shit, they just have to be managers, they aren't always the smartest of the bunch.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Amen.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where's Part 9???

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

can you link to the previous parts? ive only seen 1, 2, 8, and 9

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

click my name then click submitted images. 9 isn't out yet

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Like I was so confused because at the end, it seemed like there should've been a link to Part 9, but I gotcha now.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i like to wait for the most recent one gets the the front page before posting a new one

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Yay looking forward to it! :D Rest assured I will bug you for college requests, but for now, I'll wait patiently.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd let her give me head. I'D LET HER.

12 years ago | Likes 2387 Dislikes 11

Fat chicks love giving head

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

That OP's either Loki or lying.

12 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 2

I'm going to say the latter. The Citadel boys used to hang outside my college's girls dorm waiting for them to come down, I don't think (1/2

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

they had the Charleston girls THAT whipped (Although the young people in Charleston are a bit above average in the sex partners dept (2/2)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And we wonder why there are so many rapes in the military

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 5

Well, I actually do beg my boyfriend to let me...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

There is a lot of women who love giving head as much as you love going down. Don't settle for boring!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Tell me to do it with the right attitude, it's a huge turn-on. Regretting nothing!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT! ;)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

= profit!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

some girls be dying for that D

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 14

That'd be convenient if they made that more clear.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

as a graduate of the citadel, he means let her. the girls there are more pent up than the gentelmen, and when they get out of dorm....GG.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

you get really sexually deprived in miltary academies...

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

SOMEBODY'S feeling ... Cocky

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a girl saying that.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Any female that has relations with a man that says he'd "let her" do that, deserves what she gets. Have some self-respect, ladies.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 8

And men because I know a lot of women who pull this shit on guys

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Too right--it goes both ways.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like your mother.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 -- my own mother would have loved that burn.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is like r/theredpill's wet dream, assuming this is a guy and not a girl allowing another girl to lez out for a bit.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

...Which is every other guy's wet dream.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Hey man, it's fun. And sometimes, I have to convince a guy to let me q.q

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Sometimes I ask my boyfriend if I can. It doesn't always have to be suggested :p

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Tell that bitch who's boss.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

I'd allow it

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I'm just about at that point of being single where this would be a blessing

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 5

I feel you...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

... If you shine my shoes for me.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry, couldn't resist:

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well... I guess my shoes could probably use a shine.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Aye gurl

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Need your shoes shined? ;)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're damn right I do.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that's some Tom Sawyer level stuff right there

12 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

awesome comment =D

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thank you kind sir/madam

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I came here to say this.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

must have been this guy:

12 years ago | Likes 254 Dislikes 5

This guy struck me as really decent, though.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now this makes sense.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Discord booms through the dead of night as a million panties simultaneously drop involuntarily.

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Way to go. Now my panties are on the other side of the room.... but you speak the truth.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Wait, who is this guy and why are panties being flung about because of him?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wish he'd let me give him head.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

brb, I gotta go do some push-ups

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea something tells me that one is complete bullshit

12 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

My brother once told a girl that he was too tired to have sex, but he'd let her give him head and it supposedly worked.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

All the Citadel cadets I've met have been this cocky. No pun intended.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

some girls like giving head and get pleasure or empowerment from doing it. i had a friend in hs who blew all her guy friends just for fun

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 7

sooo.. who's your friend?

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

lol a girl i performed in plays with back in high school

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hmm...I'm thinking, a high school girl--HIGH SCHOOL--who did that, either has some daddy issues, or self esteem issues, or both.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

nope. she just liked giving head

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Of course she did.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's not your position to judge one's sexual activity. idk if it caused any problems for her because we weren't extremely close BUT 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Or is just a bit of a slut

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

empowerment? to me it seems the other way around... the guy has the power

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

It can be either or and depends on context. Pretty easy to debilitate a guy with sex though, nothing special IMO.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

in some cases maybe. like i said before, for me, the empowerment comes with knowing that my skills is making a guy moan and groan. 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I'd agree with you, sounds more like "approval seeking" in most cases.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

2/2 it's like having pride in your work lol

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Making cupcakes is harder, doing that is more empowering than making the average guy cum lol

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yeah... That's what you think, until you realize your most sensitive part is in something that is filled with teeth. You're in her control

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I'm guessing if someone's doing it for empowerment, they would'nt go for a guy who "let's her", but for a guy who thinks himself lucky

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

true. but for me at least the empowerment also comes from having the skills to make a guy feel THAT good, regardless if he is a dick or not

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

You really don't need skills. Really, it's one of the easiest things to do-sexually-making a guy cum

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

i get that but some people are better at in then others. i could tell you horror stories i've heard lol

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I get that but real talk: Most guys are REALLY EASY to please and it's really not all that empowering or special.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

thats your opinion but to me it is empowering

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If a guy is cocky enough to say that to me, and has the looks and humor to pull it off, hell I'd beg him to let me give him head.

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 15

Real life tells me the men who say this kind of shit to you have only the cockiness.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I've met a couple. They pull it off so well. Hell, one of them I fell in love with.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Your personal preference I guess, but I would slap any man/woman who said something like that unless it was a joke :)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

It's cute as a couple thing, it's derogatory and gross coming from someone who you've had no relations with before.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Believe it or not, but some girls love giving head. Source: my hopes and dreams.

12 years ago | Likes 920 Dislikes 13

I LOVE giving head. It gets me more turned on than anything else. Sometimes I finger myself to orgasm while his dick is just in my mouth.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I love doing it because my boyfriend enjoys it, and I like doing things for him that he enjoys. Simple as that. :)

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

I love it! I think as I've aged, my fondness for male parts has evolved a lot.. Love the smell, the feel, the taste of crotch, yum.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My friend's new gf loves it. In other news, my other friends and I hate him now.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

As a female I can confirm that there are girls out there who do enjoy it.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Its my favorite thing to do, seriously

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I like doing things that make my partner happy. That's it, that's all.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Im one of those girls

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

hahah @captainjack, has commented

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fuck I hit enter......"prove it" on half the comments here

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And they are all under bad replies, lol

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I absolutely love giving head. Having a man's genitals in my mouth? I feel so powerful!

12 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

But I don't love giving it to just anybody.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"I have chosen not to bite them off today."

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Source: me who is a 20 year old who loves giving head and does swallow

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do most girls not like giving head?! Suck it up! ...just made a pun on accident.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

I enjoy giving it to my boyfriend. He loves it.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There really are some girls who love giving head. Source: me, a girl who loves giving head.

12 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 2

These comments are the reason I love browsing random. Hope you still love giving head @batmanandboobs

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

High-five! 'Cause I'm also a girl who does, too. Yiss.

12 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

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12 years ago (deleted May 17, 2014 7:40 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Talk to my boyfriend.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yessss I love it when I find other girls who like doing it. Makes me feel less alone!

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

prepare your inbox

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Surprisingly haven't received any messages questioning my head-giving abilities. Thank the Imgur gods.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

whew :P

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

whew :P

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's also the polar opposite... I will slit your peener up the middle if you even ask me for it.

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 31

Woah, only if you buy me dinner first

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

... why? that's a bit of an overreaction

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

Well that ejaculated quickly....wait a min

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

I need an adult

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

legit had a pleasant chuckle :)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm sure you're a joy in bed.

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

Well i'll have you know that wont stop me asking 3 or 6 times

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

No lie, I had a smoking blonde girlfriend in highschool that loved giving head...and she was a swallower.

12 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 2

My wife hates it when my dick smells like tobacco

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Sounds like me, except I'm not blonde, and I'm single.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

Funny, I'm single and live in Texas.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sadly, I'm single and live in Canada.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spitters are quitters.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 8

I don't get how some girls don't swallow. I think it's rude to spit.

12 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 15

Amen. If she spits, she is saying to me "What I did is gross, it's just my duty". Not a turn on, if you don't want to give head just don't.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 9

I want to and I do. But I don't swallow. Not a problem unless he makes it a problem (and he doesn't).

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just think it's way more gross to spit. Swallow, it just goes down the throat, spit and it's coating your whole tongue.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I don't let my bf finish in my mouth full stop. Absolutely hate the texture & the idea of my mouth being coated in that... euugh.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Just let it go to the back of your throat and swallow. Barely anything on your tongue... :)

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Why is it rude? I don't expect my husband to lick his lips after going down on me. If you don't like swallowing, for heaven's sake, don't.

12 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 4

Amen.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The way I see it, he tastes me for up to 40 minutes sometimes. The least I can do is swallow and taste him for 10 seconds.

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 5

Mee me mee. Giving head is so fuunnnn

12 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 7

It's the best! Biggest turn on ever.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Do you want inbox spam? Cos this is how you get inbox spam!!

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

But I didn't :D

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Allow me to remedy that for you... *eyebrow wiggle*

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I also like doing it!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Nobody yet, really? I'll volunteer as tribute then.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's so funny because i need my dick sucked.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

best start taking yoga classes

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

*swoon*

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0