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The bench is safe
Kanga-WOAH!
Person avoids car crash by the skin of their teeth
http://imgur.com/gallery/FrYYN - SO close to disaster! 2.
Sentinelricce
#3; "And fuck your antenna, human."
Judgemesilently
An evil genius is muttering, "Where did I go wrong?" at the end of each of these clips.
tantricpooper
Pucker factor of 9.
methos94
Bet you didn't expect a meh vote day one. I'm a drunk randomer.
flatduojet
Had chronic constipation the last 3 days after a bout food poisoning. Not anymore +1
pacmandones
Many a butthole were clenched
PerkeleelekreP
comingbacktowhereivealwaysbeen
NOPE I've seen the aftermath of the guy jumping into the dock. Google it of you want to be scarred for life
Cereaza
This kid looks 12. What on earth is he and everyone around him thinking. "Perfect. He'll do a backflip 30 feet up and 20 feet over. NORMAL
IsDeGude
Train spotting- when you want everyone to know that you are a massive wierdo.
schwegc
That kangaroo tail tap on the antenna, classic
iwearsunglassesduringthedaytoo
"Oh mY GOD OH MY GOD." -me after every one of these
bagodonuts602
mitsteig
You'd think her nipple would get hard after rubbing it so many times.
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
#1 looks like Harper's Ferry to me
TransistorRadio
Yep, that was my guess too.
SecretAccountSoMyFriendsCantFindIt
I have to admit. My butthole clenched a little bit.
lukewarmbookworm
Idiot threw a half full bottle of Pepsi out the window on the HWY, hit (but didn't shatter) my windshield, couldn't see clearly at 70 mph.
IronicUsername
Who fucking does things like that? "Well, had enough of my Pepsi, out the window at 70mph seems like a reasonable way to dispose of it"
DerpyWerm
Self-serving cunts who know they're going to be too lazy to take it out of their car later?
JAFIOI
I would be genuinely surprised if the guy in #6 ever got back on a motorcycle.
SGarr17
In Australia, kangaroos jumping in front of your car is an extremely real and dangerous threat. Their weight will fuck you up.
BadAzzNick
In the train one, how do you NOT hear the train honking and coming towards you?
pauljs75
Who knows? They likely made the wrong assumption as no yellow safety lines were painted on the platform to warn of the overhang.
IronicUsername
Perhaps he thought the outgoing train was making the noise, at least until the incoming one got close.
pigsarepeople
A group of teens died in Utah this way. The sound of the passing train drowns out the noise of the oncoming one.
TheDizzyToast
#5 Lucky kid.
Cereaza
Now, in your mind, picture the one where he clocks his chin on the dock.
rainbowunicornsocks
Does anyone have a source on #2? The area looks familiar to me for some reason.
Lambourtitty
Aren't these all the clips from Failarmy?
olivershoesoff
Like the late great George Carlin would say, "Those are near-hits"
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Man, if I ever catch my kid pulling a stunt like #5, he's grounded until he's old enough to move out on his own, impressive or not.
LoveTheShiningWire
Pure dumb luck. I'm sure everyone there realized they almost watched someone die or become crippled. I'm sure that sobered them up a tad.
Cereaza
Seriously. All those people were watching and filming like there wasn't a massive risk of major injury or death.
pauljs75
Experienced #2 myself, but imagine the dumbass making a blind left from a gas station between lanes of traffic and across the turn lane. >:(
juanchits
FUCK that green car on #4.
IHaveSwagger
I don't know, it looks like the gold car screwed up by running the light.
juanchits
Fuck. I didn't notice the red light. Fuck me.
IHaveSwagger
It's all good. At least you weren't driving. :P
JebediahJones
How do you not hear that train a-coming?
Texantioch
Do you not see it rollin' 'round the bend?
JebediahJones
Have you really not seen the sunshine since...I don't know when?
LilLarrySellers
That one with the rock flying by.. holy shit death can come from out of nowhere!
Sm9yCg
well, onlookers to building demolitions should expect that, so no "out of nowhere".
LabyrinthBuilder
Actually, it came from detonated building.
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Murloh
Who wants to get stoned? I got like.. 200 ounces here.
KumAtMeBro
I'm not sure if standing in front of an exploding structure qualifies as nowhere.
Davies46
in 96 the Royal hospital in Canberra, Australia was demolished. The building wasn't demolished correctly and debris flew over 500 meters...
Davies46
9 people were injured and a 12 year old girl was killed instantly. demolitions (implosive or otherwise) are dangerous as fuck.
chrisharddick
You can tell how fake it is because the rock bounces off the ground, then somehow rotates 45* and keeps goin
RideTheTiger
Never leaving my home again
SpongebobReferences
I know of place where you never get harmed. I know of a place with magical charms. Indoors. Indoors. Innnnndooooors!
Waaahmbulance
Slip in bathtub. Found naked
Retsam19
In fairness, anything involving high explosives seems like a pretty likely suspect.
SirReginaldDukeOfChutney
My Kerbal astronauts agree whole heartedly.
SpaceFucker
Agree, but don't care.
Fredfinks
Never going to those things. Even here in australia @ capital, old gov building brought down killed a spectator. Highest level fuck up
Nabashin
Yeah, I've seen that clip, massive chunks of masonry falling all over.
ZachPutland
Maybe spectating an explosive demolition with no barrier is a bad idea
Fredfinks
The girl was on the shore not far from video guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_WKr-G6Lp8
Fredfinks
they had safe distances & many turned out to watch all round canberra. Was a big thing. Demo team made mistake.
Zeefox
12 year old girl was killed and 9 others injured when that happened in Australia.
ShavedDork
Textile factory in Czech Republic: http://www.bomberblitz.com/discussion/discussion/1538/missed-it-by-that-much
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Maybe 12 year olds shouldn't be hired to demolition jobs anymore
CaptainSpaceMuffins
I got your encoded message - do you still have a hangover? ;)
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I don't, but I remember porl horber
Vertron
The old hospital in Canberra if I'm not mistaken.
ShavedDork
Textile factory in Czech Republic: http://www.bomberblitz.com/discussion/discussion/1538/missed-it-by-that-much
Vertron
I mean the one in Australia that Zeefox is referring to.
xaenex1
#5 OMG he just barely missed that cleat on the dock
IronicUsername
Oh damn, I didn't even notice that.
Astrogod07
Christ, must move 15 feet to the left! There's nothing over there!
DoctorWh0m
I literally shouted "WHERE ARE THE ADULTS?!"
Fredfinks
this is just like the liveleak vid i posted the other day. so fucking stupid. you know the one with the guy's face completely split in two?
MrE158
I saw that face-splitting one while attending a first aid course. Horrific stuff, and first thing I thought of when I saw that kid jump.
Hoenet
oh god i saw that on facebook years ago it was pretty damn horrifying
TheThingNoNotThatOne
My mind immediately went to that. That shit was fucked up.
Fredfinks
just hope none of the other kids attempt it
rainbowabsolutglass
Why care if someone does something stupid? Especially when it doesn't at all affect you.
Fredfinks
empathy, order, waste of medical staff's time & equipment?
rainbowabsolutglass
So you must be against rock climbing, wingsuits, race car driving, riding bikes in cities, skateboarding, and high school football.
Fredfinks
theres a diff between stupid stunts & extreme sports
Phenomeno
What happened?
WillErskine
I would skip that picture if I were you.
Fredfinks
U dont want to see but guy doing this, slips while pushing off, clips head on concrete. face completely split vertically to skull. a mess
Phenomeno
Is he alive?
alternatereality543
in the vid the surgeon is holding his skull together, when he lets go it literally splits down the middle, each half about a 45 degree angle
LoveTheShiningWire
I dug into it after seeing the video. The majority consensus is that he dies within a few hours of the injury. His head was literally split.
Fredfinks
dont know, heard reports that he died but unsure if reliable. so much trauma though its not a stretch
cryborg
An idiot on a bicycle ran a red light the other day. I stopped about two feet from him. He just looked at me with no expression.
Naivor
It seems we live in parallel universes. Car ran a red light and crashed into me, my bike and my groceries when I was going on green.
FedericoAstica
In my country he would've insulted you.
FlamedLion
"Why didnt you kill me..."
wickld
When I make a stupid mistake on my bike, I generally have little reaction because I know that I fucked up, nearly got myself hurt... 1 of 2
wickld
2 of 2 nearly ruined your day, and nothing can be done about it after the fact. I'm normally disgusted in myself and waiting to be yelled at
StevieAllEZ
Maybe he wanted to die.
5nahk
this theory would PROBABLY require the cyclist to have a disappointed face, as he didn't succeed.
cryborg
And I mean I screeched to a stop. I think I had been going about 30+. Lucky sucker.
GnosisCarmot
He was probably thinking "Damn fool! Share the fricking road!"
THEP00PSMITH
Same here in NY. I hit the brakes so hard and he hit the brakes so hard that he flipped over his handlebars. Never touched though!
SaintNewts
Probably deer in the headlights syndrome.
SteelFuelCantMeltBeamJets
Dude was in shock it sounds like
PossiblyAGriffin
Same happened to me last week. On two separate occasions. Both just carried on. One was on the wrong side of the road as well....
cosmickittie
No cyclist obeys traffic signs in austin that I've seen, I thought they had to follow the rules of the road, but fuck stop signs I guess
HolyShitZoom
As a cyclist, I apologise for those idiots. We are not all that bad. Just like motorists, we too will sometimes take shortcuts.
cosmickittie
They scare me, I don't want to run someone over :( see all these white bikes everywhere here....
SaintNewts
I followed the signs. Driver ignored (wasn't paying attention) that I was crossing and ran right into me. :(
SaintNewts
Luckily it was a 4 way and she hadn't gotten going very fast. Still destroyed my rear rim.
cryborg
Are you ok?
SaintNewts
Yar. Was like 25 years ago. She paid to fix it. No injures to me. I was able to hop off/out of the way.
ClearBlue
The difference between genius and idiocy is that there is no maximum limit for idiocy.
Kamunari
Is there a limit for genius? If so ima need a source on that
Amythyst
Only three things are infinite: the universe, human stupidity, and the number of Zubat in Mt Moon.
tesserax
...?
only90skidswillgetthis
@ClearBlue is pushing the limits.
AstuteObservationsOfAnADDKid
Sounds like you guys just can't understand
ClearBlue
http://mobile.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/a/alberteins148851.html
ClearBlue
I butchered a quote from Albert Einstein. "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." Albert Einstein
AstuteObservationsOfAnADDKid
It was clear enough
tesserax
Stupidity has limits, but i get the point