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Nov 12, 2019 11:26 PM
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FutureHylian
M from burnolns b'y, how you gettin on there skipper? Got non der girlfrien yet? Down water 'day?
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
Ok I guess this is where I admit on of my darkest secrets: I find the Newfie accent kinda attractive. So. Yeah.
RoosterBrewster
Turn the carrr, harrrd to the left there moy son.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Ize the bye dat builds de boat and sails her back to Lizer
TrapsAreIllegal
Haha fuck this is accurate
hapshaugnessy
Oh me trout.
stupendiferous
G'wan wit ya
sirbart
I used to work with a Newfie. We got along well and joked around alot. Never had a clue what he was saying though
ComradeBones
Yis my son!
godIhatepickingdumbusernames
The cat's not wrong.
PickledDundersnoot
Screech with a fancy label ain't Screech
x64Overlord
Sounds like OP listens to Q 104.3
possumattack
Jesus this is great. It's like Scottish Twitter, except this time I don't get it.
dragonsluvtacos
“Lard t’underin’ jayzus”!
EroticZombiePants
So Newfoundland is the Scotland of Canada. Got it.
pupperdoodle
Close enough XD
EvilDeadTed
No, Nova Scotia is the Scotland of Canada. It's even Latin for New Scotland. Newfoundland is like a weird Irish-Scottish mix.
Asperiitas
Newfoundland is the Cork of Canada
thisiscatman
Newfies are awesome. Shame we've never been able to teach them speak human....
Pandameter
did someone ever teach you speak human?
thedoorman42
Took two years of speech therapy after leaving the island, but I'm mostly fluent in human now.
DrunkenWife
We speak human, we just speak so fast that regular humans cant keep up
thisiscatman
My wife's a Newfie, I've been to the rock, I've met Marjorie, I've met Jarge. Ive heard enough to know it's English, just not human English.
pontiacgirl75
Damn right! lol, we need to keep the mainlanders confused
reverendunk
I have a friend who once described their sexuality as "Newfoundland" [a-, bi-]
madchild81
I see you also visit capeshore memes
pupperdoodle
This is my original ;)
respondswithgifs
Darn you beat me to it! Was just about to post this after a fellow Canadian showed me haha
briansimPoster951
I thought it was "New Found Glory"!?!?!
Theverant
Yes b'ye! How's yah mudder?
JackBurtonME
I'll just leave this here, as I like to do. https://youtu.be/tCXorHlegVM
fencer1964
The fuq did just happen here.
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
Ok um wow, yeah ok right yeah ok-ok yeah you wanna know what... ok that right there. Wow.
thedoorman42
thedoorman42
WTF? CBC?
JackBurtonME
TVN... OR NTV?
Pimpbot50
I’m gutfounded. Fire up a scoff.
edmviking
Screech is so god damn good.
quillfreminenti
See, the way I describe it to people is that it tastes the way turpentine smells.
KaladasCRZY
I just learned that it's Jamaican! Pretty cool history actually with the trade and all
rossmartinez73
I don't get it but I like this cat +1
EvilDeadTed
The cat is how Newfoundlanders talk.
TweakerTheBarbarian
shenaniganagain21
Shut up and eat your cod tongues!!!
ajchafe
I will!
WhatsYourStoryHomie
WTF!? YOU EAT TONGUES!???
ajchafe
It's the best part (when cooked right).
TheCheshireKhajiit
I feel like “Lard T’underin’ Jayzus”isn’t exclaimed enough in everyday conversation
quillfreminenti
The only person I've ever heard say it repeatedly is my Grandfather on my mom's side, so it IS a thing.
TheCheshireKhajiit
Lol nice! Also +1 for understanding what I was trying to say with that butchered comment
WhatsYourStoryHomie
What they saying? And whats b’y?
badgerthewitness
It’s a shortening of “boy” to a quick “bye”. I think.
TheCheshireKhajiit
And the what I quoted translates to “Lord Thundering Jesus” in common English
DrunkBobRoss
Nothing funnier than Newfie jokes.
Markuspsyches
Almost all the newfie jokes I've been told were just blonde jokes with fresh coat of paint claiming to me something new.
MadFamousLove
okay but this is accurate as fuck tho.
mtbelley
Especially when told by a Newf.
CRKing
ONLY when told by a Newf!
JonSnowAKAAegonTargaryen
Nah, they're just funny.
veesee
Hey drunk bob Ross, we arent a joke. Bring sober bob Ross out please. ;)
DrunkBobRoss
Sadly, sober Bob Ross is no longer with us. :(
veesee
Wishes and dreams
DrunkBobRoss
troycub
Hear about the war between the Newfies & Nova Scotians? Newfies threw grenades. Nova Scotians pulled the pins out and threw them back.
Cr4zyC4tLady
DrunkBobRoss
quillfreminenti
Not gonna lie, as a Newfoundlander born and raised, I find Newfie jokes hilarious, and this one is great.
quillfreminenti
https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/avjxj5/10-newfie-jokes A few of these gave me a hearty chuckle
HowCurious
Like that time they re-elected a clown?
toomuchtimetowaste
That was no joke...
RedIronCrown
If every Newfoundlander had voted Conservative we'd have... a Liberal minority government. Don't lay it at our doorstep.
JackBurtonME
You dont mean captain blackface do you?
HowCurious
The one and only
JackBurtonME
Hey newfies dont need oil they cant afford cars
rjdog
Yeah, nothing weirder than going places outside the Atlantic provinces and hear people really annunciate all syllables like that.
thedarkcanuck
But in Ontario we still pronounce it "Trono"
LateNightBunnyParty
*enunciate.
Irejectyourrealityandsubstituteitwithmyown
I tell people I'm from NS and usually they'll go oh, Haaaaleefaaaax?
rjdog
How to spot a tourist: "Yar-mowth" "Dart-mowth" NO!! Like Plymouth, the old Chrysler brand... "Yarmith", "Dartmith".
Irejectyourrealityandsubstituteitwithmyown
Had an Ontarian friend that said "True row" "Am Herst" no, it's Churro and Amers
inthe90swediddrugs
Yahmath, Darmath?
inthe90swediddrugs
Ehh Dahmath...
Vegonbrei
Try getting folks to say Musquodoboit, or Kejimkujik, or Tatamagouche, or Antigonish...
liesmyparentstoldme
Shubenacadie
Toxoplasmosis
The only thing i got from that was tamagotchi.
Toxoplasmosis
Mosquitobite??
beewizz
Never thought I'd see a Newfie meme on here ??
goboltz
As long as your "sorry" we'll allow it . .
whyyougottamakethingsawkward
On the front page no less!
TheGreatBlueHeron
I saw one yesterday, too.
discolicious
Think the last time I saw a meme from here it was the Hits FM van :)
DonutThief
Your newfie term of the day: ceasar salad. If ya don't put oil in er quad yull ceasar salad b'y!
DirtPoorFarmerSeedingUsersub
Wut?
DonutThief
translation: if you don't put oil in your 4 wheelers motor, you will seize it solid
thedoorman42
Careful now, don't you know that Newfie is now offensive?!
pupperdoodle
Not for true newfies.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Oh ffs, not to any I know
boevis
Ok Newfie
pontiacgirl75
Anyone to be offended by being called a Newfie is a pussy, now being called a Newf, that's a different ballgame
thedoorman42
I know. My eyes rolled so hard when I watched this on the CBC...
ReginaKasteen
It keeps shortening! Within a generation or two it'll just be "Nu". Then the relocation program will begin: "No nus is good nus."
samials
Jesus Christ that’s the best thing I’ve read all day
DonteHaversham
Wait really? Are there derogatory terms for Newfoundlanders? Who stigmatizes them, and for what?
thedoorman42
Newfie is a slang term for someone form Newfoundland. Newfie jokes are basically the same as blonde jokes But, mostly they are told in jest.
sianine365
We get called the "south" of Canada. Im from Deer Lake, and I can see why, but I dont agree. Newfies are the friendliest folk in Canada.
sianine365
Also the most sexually active, but that statistic may have changed. Idk. Its also irrelevant, but a fun little factoid.
quillfreminenti
Woo! Elwood
edgarMELLONCAMP
I heard the Americans based in stephenville during WW2 wanted to degrade us and used a different N word. Kind of calling us stupid.
edgarMELLONCAMP
May not be true. Just what I heard.