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Oct 21, 2021 11:03 AM
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MamaCharLee
Total cockblock.
RetroBlast
DocTanner
Given how much damage they can do with those talons and beak... it's pretty brave/foolish to muckle on like that.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Keep it
shayshuku
Hawkud you do this to me?
jesusisherelookbusy
DotcoreJetkill
Tony: "Imma catch a chicken" Mom: "No U" Tony:
dixiebellePA
Your mom's got man hands and arms
Burdturgler
TexasChick75
Your mom is a bad ass mo go if she can do that.
danny24414
Wow what a chick magnet
IsolatedAsshole
*freeze frame* Hawk: "Yeah. That's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this mess. Well it all started a few days ago..."
OneLetter
She’s about to have a pretty bad time when that bird gets over the shock
overcookedchickennugget
Sludgesoda
This owl is ready to be a He-Man villain.
Death83
What's keeping it from tearing into her hand with its beak?
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
Is your mother Sasaki Kōjiro?
goldPHANTOMyt
this feels like reddit
NotTinyPancakes
Ah someone's good at tackling, think she'd make a decent rugby player?
Richter12x2
Laughing at the people like "No she didn't, hawks dive at 120mph". Yeah, but they slow down a bit before they pancake into the ground.
billbobagsh0t350
Cockblocked...
sylent365
Hawkblocked? ?
TheFirstAccountICreated
Cockadoodledon’t
OverthoughtUnderedited
Did you just?
brrAainss
Hawkcocked.....
Omgur14
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
fragments of Knights of Cydonia will play in my head for the next few minutes, so thanks
Jagerbeast
I want to see the video of her snatching this hawk mid dive
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
They have to hit the airbrakes at the end of the dive, so they don't just slam their prey and the ground.
Richter12x2
lol, I was laughing at that, too. Just hawks everywhere like *fwump* dead.
TeamRobot
‘The’ video. We just assume now that life everywhere is being filmed constantly.
Goldensands
We also somehow assume that nothing ever happens and everything is fake, despite there prob being more cameras than people at this point.
MadeYouLookAgain
Probably had ahold of a chicken. They can be reluctant to release or are involuntarily latched on. I’ve never kicked a hawk……
kaoticone
Those are my chicken nugg's you lil punk.
kaoticone
KiraFaye
I don't believe you.
MadeYouLookAgain
What would ever give you that idea………….. One would be crazy to defend their animals from a bird……….. ?
KiraFaye
(I was being silly - yes I'm fine with you defending your pets)
MadeYouLookAgain
I too am a silly goose
GuacamoleMoleMolester
That's oddly specific. You've definitely kicked a hawk.
MadeYouLookAgain
I’ll rest my case at “I love my chickens”
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Cluckin' adorable!
HenryLongfellowIII
I also wish to see the video of his mother's .. grab.
RichardCraniumTheThird
I mean, it is kind of an extreme claim to believe without video evidence...
gauraSleepPilot
Mother grab the hawk trying to snatch cocks
CriticalCritic
*snatch
SchmooMcPhee
#HenryLongfellowIII knew what they were doing.
DiamondDogLedTasso
*his mother's cock grab ... I think is the correct grammar to use
BillGates5GPigeon
Hawks are not refered to as cocks ever tho
BillGates5GPigeon
The proper way to say it would have been "I want a video of his mom's snatch" so it can go both ways
DiamondDogLedTasso
lolface
She can too.