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Sep 30, 2016 5:20 AM
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skindredzakuska
As a mechanic: this.
GiantButtHead
I'm the coolest guy everyone knows, when they need a ride to the bar.
ChorizoPig
Turn them into a pillar of salt. That will make them love you.
HelloThisIsIT
Yeah I think I get that
SciFiBMovie
They do the same thing to me and blame me for all manners of calamities. I said if you did proper sacrifices this would not happen.
tomanderson35
thats what my friends are doing to me as well
myfi
Those are called shitty friends, OP, please get better ones
Tyr13
So... youve got dogs? <.<
TheRealGinjaNinja
Just like us huh? Only post stuff when you need our votes?
sweetsallysays
you need new friends.
DopeViking
This made call one of my friends, that I must admit I sometimes treat like this...
ICanEatAHotdogUnderwater
They don't treat you like a god
whydoievenbother4evr
TIL I too am a god. (Sad face)
ExtremelyHappyGuy
Just call raining fire and brimstone down upon them from on high and maybe they'll start paying attention.
ZxGoneOnAcidxZ
somedayiwillberelevantasfuck
They call your name during sex?
GOATofThrones
Drug dealer
surprisemotherfuckers
i do that to everyone
Solkanarmy
they only talks to you when they needs something? I'm sorry to hear that, Popeye
Thortuga
So you also browse /r/jokes, don't you?
CutOffAllTies
I was about to say the same thing
ggubb
Cats do the same thing
spooninglive
Shamelessly stolen from r/funny
ravadosh
Welcome to my life
cgrant993
Welcome to the club.
Classsysnek
Do they also argue about your existence?
BladderGoat
They are Satanists... they use your name when they curse someone.
mywaifubringsalltheboystotheyard
I have friends like this. As you get older you'll realize you have maybe 5 really good friends and that's really all you need
Cheomesh
Having friends outside of work by the end of your 20s is Not Normal.
Yakeshinu
BlancaDeLuna
Oh that's everybody
nohman64
You're so clever and attractive, I wish more people could be like you. How about a beer tonight? I left my wallet at work though...
CharlesFuckingBronson
Did you try burning their crops, collapsing their houses, and killing their families. If they still love you after that, they're legit. (1)
elfdude
Is 2 out of the 3 good? Not everyone has crops.
CharlesFuckingBronson
Says so right in the world's most popular book. (2)
bringbakfirefly
I think you're confusing the roles of two completely different class of beings.
EricMatthews
Harry Potter?
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
But do they kill in your name?
Faradayerdeniz
And now you do what they told ya
MonkeyHittingPianoDramatically
Asking the real question here
akiradlc
OP VULT!
WhiteyHead
of?
TheNearlySilentUpvoterAndOccasionalDownvoter
Those that call themselves bosses are the same who die on crosses. Killing in the name of!
alldogsaregoodboysorgirls
Blood for the blood god?
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
Skulls for the throne of Khorne
Komradekrampus
Skulls for the skull throne!
alldogsaregoodboysorgirls
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!
Gwaiin
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
alldogsaregoodboysorgirls
BUTTER FOR THE POP KHORNE!