iLLNeverLeaveYourPizzaBurning
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Nov 2, 2019 2:00 AM
iLLNeverLeaveYourPizzaBurning
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spidermenz
That handprint's almost big enough to be a full hand
wowthatwasquick
Wow, glad I’m a guy.
Bugghunter
Incest is best when is sister says yes.
Jonnymarre
The baby’s name will be Kayden
hr0nk
Hole up a sec here
GadenKerensky
Fuck happened to that dude's arms?
bruudwin
xray student here, that normally has '3 views' "flat, on its side, half way between ~45*" if possible. and can't legally diagnose XD
NickRivieraMD
#1 is dermatographia, so totally could happen from being barely touched
someguyyy
oh so that's why my skin reacts to the most minor of things
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Somebody tried to slap-cook that back...
quade
Luckily, they just overturned the abortion ban in Alabama today.
TupacAintDead
Uhhh....
EmperorJuliusCaesar
Can count on all 11 fingers how many times that's happened
LouisSlungpue
artifactcreature
opentokix
HAHAHA!
DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
ROLL TIDE!
NyQuilDaydream
I use to think the "Alabama Shakes" was a symptom of incest but it's actually just a band...
mnbvcxzxc
37PiecesOfFlair
DaShanghaiKid
DoctorDoomTootsAsHePleases
plplokokplok
"I'm telling Uncle dad on you"
iLLNeverLeaveYourPizzaBurning
SkinnerTBD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8woTRkyfFM
iLLNeverLeaveYourPizzaBurning
“What is it cockblocker?” I’m in tears +1
Raecracy123abc
haha we can all rela---no not like that
BruvaJames
I see you start reading from the bottom right panel
AetherosDrakon
Yeah I don't have siblings
DoublevBomb
Highlander is a tradition in some other places. There can be only one!
moebiusstrip
so.. from the pics, someone hit their brother so hard, they cut their hand breaking their own arm, and made their sis pregnant.
iLLNeverLeaveYourPizzaBurning
TerribleAwful
it's not incest if your sister is hot
moonkin
"It" is not incest no matter what your sister looks like--in fact, the ONLY time "it" is incest is when you're ??????? ? ?????? ??????.
ZeroDucksToGive
Mermaidgirl916
I'm a Brit so maybe different humour but fyi incest can ruin lives and isn't so funny. For info I'm a CSA survivor by my older brother.
CheeseB0t
Likewise but not all of us are sensitive about it
Mermaidgirl916
Well that was not a nice comment. There are many reasons behind it but yes I am sensitive about it
CheeseB0t
I mean I figured it wasn't for no reason. Just saying, it's your choice to be offended.
stratosphere
That break is horrific
BlueRonfar
The narrow bit on the ulna is scary, that’s super stabby.
SkittlezCodeBaker
Wounds heal, deformed offspring of water people do not
Creativitymeh
It's impressive, but not compound and clean. And not so close to the wrist that there's likely to be nerve damage
Rymdblomma
That hand print is impressive
MistressLyda
I suspect it is dermatographia. It is a bit pale for being that raised only by impact.
thesleeve3d
Yeah, I'm gonna say that stung a bit.
Rymdblomma
My little brother would be proud. I am mildly disgusted and horrified
zhukoz
Didn't people play 'brandings' at school?
INeedACleverNameToPutHere
How do you circumcise an Alabama man? Kick his sister in the chin.
goobernoodles
oooooooooooof
zak55
You leave my cousin debra out of this.
iLLNeverLeaveYourPizzaBurning
We all call her “D Bruh”...first name Wanda
SlushMagic
That took me like two minutes to realize
BreenW
They are a bit slow in alabama....
taroband
Oh snap!
Gayforbae
That can also happen if you kick too hard
funkhousermarty
StarkeRealm
I applaud your enthusiasm, but you kicked too hard.
Gayforbae
Arent they usually circumsized already?
8gigsofshark
whoooosh
Gayforbae
No not a woosh. I get the joke. Just ataying that southern white christian men are usually circumcised
DrStitch
nothebees
SydneySleeper
Season 3 trailer just came out
SilentHowling
For?
SydneySleeper
The Dragon Prince, source of the reaction gif
SilentHowling
Thanks!
wobblecopterrrr
LazyPoultry
taroband
gkraft1
Gradwin
TakuanSoho
CaldariBob
wobblecopterrrr
StarkeRealm
boshbashbish
Americans, is this real?
wobblecopterrrr
Yup
TheTetherBallPole
We’ve been asking the same question for the past 3 years.
Raileks
Im pretty sure the pic is just bad angle. Not that Trump hasn't said/done some pretty suspiciously incest-implicating things.
wobblecopterrrr