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World's first catboy
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Shut up, Kevin
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^9. For real. I remember a university summer session to the UK, standing in a church built in 1100s, and my American self was like O_o EDIT: to be fair, though, America as a whole and its neighbor Mexico have some remaining very, very old stuff built by the native peoples. I guess I haven’t lived in/traveled in those parts?
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^11. He screm
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^13. I knew of someone who put it on pancakes...y tho
^14. Can’t forget Caesar in the freezer!
^15. Edit: Da hek is going on with the flying baby heads in the upper right hand corner?
I’m guilty of this
^16. I’m guilty, tbh
^17. I hope you are entertained
Pet tax: No doggo here, only bedlumps!
LucaScorpion
Im dead ? ?
VulpineEmpress
#1 Lookin' at you, Fantastic Mr Fox.
TheCodedMood
Chocklet … #7
Shineonyoucrazycompressedcarbon
#1 hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.. I know it's more a tribute, but jesus.. Why make it into a romantic comedy?
jimmyhowlett
#7 I'm no expert but I'm guessing they chose those colors as a temperature/depth guide
Tychodin
so many ppl jumping on #7 saying "but it's liquid tho". the mantle is solid guys. take this opportunity to learn about your earth.
praxis17
#17 bet they crucified him the next day
DigiT00l
#14 but Ceasar was never emperor
SierraKiloBravo
Geezer in a freezer was where my brain was going
JesusofMethlehem
Bladedrummer
#9 I brought my American girlfriend to a 4kyo tomb in my home town in Sardinia and I think she almost cried. Time is a powerful thing.
knowmeandsayhello
#4 i can name all the places named victoria. In alphabetical order
VeryBadIdea
Righteous dump. +1
Asteroidrules
#14 Julius in the coolius.
TwelveAngryMuffins
#1 enders game.
TheAmberMusicBox
Updoot for bed lumps
MustardDuck
Sure, Jeff might have less than 10 nukes. But technically, so do I.
c64masterrace
#14 Imperator in the refrigerator
2000Bodies
#3 Them cat girls old.
NaturalbornChemist
#1 Oh boy did Dan Browns Inferno piss me off. Even Tom Hanks could not save it.
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
Did they make that a movie? I’m not sure I read the book though.
NaturalbornChemist
They sure did it was pretty okay, until they changed the ending completely.
NotSoLongDickOfTheLaw
#14 Julius in the coolius
CorwinMacGregor
LLCJ: Ladies/Lads Love Cool Julius >.>
piggystylez
caeser in the freezer was riiiiiiight there
mickeygtiger
Caligula in the fridgula
mickeygtiger
Julius in the coolius
icommentwithsteveharvey
Nero below zero
DildoRodeo
Ruler in the cooler, Roman leader in the high capacity freezer, Julius in the coolius, stab victim on the slab chillin', idk
MollyInanna
#1: Lookin' your way WORLD WAR Z
forsale90
Ready Player One comes to my mind.
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
How to Train Your Dragon
TwelveAngryMuffins
Enders game says fuck the viewer
AyrA
Eragon
FuckThatUsernameIsTaken
yes ! they take a very bad book and made a good movie, wtf ?
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
Forrest Gump
DontBlameMeIVotedForKodos
I don't get #12?
CommonMerre
I think it’s just a modern meme interpretation of that dude’s face and body language, like he’s shrugging like “y u mad, bro?”
jamieoc
#9 Am European. I visited Montezuma's Castle in AZ. "Built by prehistoric people", but actually in the 1100s.
Sauroctonus
Montezuma... in Arizona?
jamieoc
Yup: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montezuma_Castle_National_Monument
Sauroctonus
Ohh, that place.
AnotherStupidHipster
#15 those are Cherubs. Weird angel shit.
CommonMerre
Yeah but I always thought you got, like, the whole Cherub. Not just a part.
AnotherStupidHipster
These ones are half off.
yirktos
#7 Deep-Earth rocks are indeed various shades of green at STP (standard temperature & pressure). The depths of the Earth are not at STP.
Tychodin
you're right. the pressures are far too high almost everywhere in the mantle for them to be anything other than solid rock even at high T.
therealamh
Yes, thank you. I hate when people excited to dispel some great public misperception miss basic details like that.
therealamh
Like no, the diagrams are not a lie. Don’t make such sweeping statements.
yirktos
The diagrams' colors may be based on the regions' predicted black-body radiation wavelength, but they're probably just arbitrary.
Tychodin
it's a fair point that those rocks would radiate red-to-white if they could, but they can't exist at that pressure with a radiative surface
Tychodin
so who knows what color means here, since specularly, they'd be green, radiatively, they'd be red to white, but we can never see them there
ispendtomuchtimehere
seriously..who the hell is Jeff?
VosperOfAntarctica
No one to fuck wit
disconnectedneuron
Ranlothir
https://www.oecd-nea.org/jcms/c_12798/joint-evaluated-fission-and-fusion-jeff-nuclear-data-library
jammin2305
The Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion File (JEFF) organization consists of members of the Nuclear Energy Agency (NEA) of the OECD.
TinyLiehon
He's just this froopy dude, you know?
OneHandedComent
Ikr? Like you can manipulate data to fit some agendas but that makes no sense at all. Who are you Jeff and what's your origin?
Wulph421
There's an explanation out there somewhere, but I'm not going to look for it
spiceass9000
Bezos
supraman2turbo
I am jeff and I'm j
gorillaClutch
bezos?
johneventually1
Soon...
Sircowdog1
That was my first thought. Wouldn't surprise me at all if he owned some nukes.
abc987
And he is getting into rockets.. He gonna drop nukes if workers unionize
AsAHistorian
There's no way it's not Bezos.
APenguinInATuxedo
ThatRandomCanadian
Pretty sure someone that went on the show made the reference during the final jeopardy.
shmekie
Clip?
jimwormmaster
You have to wonder if the producers ever put multiple people on with the same name just to mess with him.
TealcOneill
It's fake, if you look closely you can tell it's been photoshopped.
Nofeelingisfinalfantasy
I think it really is the Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion project.
FuzzyX
'Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion File' (JEFF)
bippityboppitybuttsex
https://joshdance.medium.com/who-is-jeff-and-why-does-he-have-nuclear-weapons-f823de764c5e
KommSusserTod
I like to think it's your quirky neighbor who's juuuuust off.
AuralOcean
Pfft there isn't a neighbor like that in my building... that I know of... Oh no...
doppelfisch
But that's three f's...
Tjitso
Oh ffs
highhiedyin
They didn’t give the last f
wyntrrend
#7 okay but like what color would that rock be when it's superheated and melts into a liquid?
Tychodin
the mantle is solid, though. https://www.nationalgeographic.org/encyclopedia/mantle/
mellowfish
It is hot enough to glow though. Your stove top or incandescent light bulb filament is solid, but you can’t tell the color when it’s on.
Tychodin
i was responding to the "melts into a liquid" part, but also, these rocks have no radiative surface and couldn't at those pressures.
Tychodin
temperature becomes a color only when there's a radiating surface. otherwise it's just temperature.
wyntrrend
(a week late oops) wow that’s fascinating, i didn’t know that!
Tychodin
the mantle hasn't been liquid (except where pressure is relieved in fissures and volcanoes) for billions of years.
fuzziegamer
Ok, but peridotite forms when magma cools, allowing those green olivine crystals to form.So even tho its solid solid, the mantle isn't cold
therealamh
Exactly, they said it with such certainty too. No shit it isn’t orange when it’s cool, but the mantle is not cool.
pancreas
nah fam, its pretty lit
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
the mantle is very angry.
therealamh
And Earth wears that mantle to suppress an even greater rage within
Tychodin
the pressure is too high for the mantle to be melted *except* in fissures and volcanoes. it's solid and green everywhere else.
Tychodin
the continents float on the mantle not because it's liquid (it is almost 100% solid), but because they are lighter rocks.
PTNLemay
It doesn't need to be liquid to glow hot. Just like metal can glow yellow while still being solid.
TheFishFace
The mantle isn't yellow because of its physical state but because it's hot and glowing with black body radiation.