Wham, bam, no thank ma’am

Oct 18, 2023 3:49 PM

PGMG1

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Will took it for him

Too soon

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will has to stand up to that shit and be a man.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I was all set to make similar joke... and then I saw the bottom. Better tag line than I had ready. THIS is perfect.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's the dealio ?? I have not heard. She a bitch. ? What's up?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oooofffff.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw this at a store the other day. I think she might be a narcissist.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too soon.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought Jada revealed that she's Tupac all along.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Nah, she's actually Gilbert Gottfried.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'm not gonna question that she said that

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Isn't it "Pinkett"?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

The greatest rap beef of all time, Tupac and this other gentleman

2 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 2

Is he the DJ?

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

No, that's Jazzy Jeff.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

ELI5; apart from cheating on Will, why is she such a bad person? I genuinely don't know. Lots of flaming her tonight.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pinkett?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

🎶Just the three of us / we can make it if we try🎶

2 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 3

I feel that should be the hook of a Steel Panther song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzUPG8olnO0 (Other track)

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

^^This should be top comment^^ Not only funny and relevant but original content. A+

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Where did her Alopecia go? Looks like she has a full head if hair, albeit short and DYED! but NO loss like she claimed. WTF.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

man oh man am i glad they circled the response

just needs an ifunny watermark to complete the joke

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The funny thing is from what I've read, Tupac had a serious thing for Madonna.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I feel for Will. Loving someone who probably never truly loved him back and made no secret of her love for someone else. She is unbelievably toxic and narcissistic.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The fact that she trashes will smith all over the damn place and he just takes it, what is that all about

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

I saw her on Colbert the other night, she is insufferable.

2 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 3

Me too and yeahh she’s quite an obtuse specimen.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yeah, a real DC if there ever was one

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Off to YouTube!

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I just heard her on NPR and I canceled my donation. (Not really but omg)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I googled in order to save you 10 seconds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGC2SAGPneY

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago (deleted Oct 19, 2023 5:35 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

If you have to ask I have bad news...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"every tear created a universe of feelings that collided into itself, destroying my core only to be rebuild again until the entanglement of my survival was aligned with the reality of my grief" even chatgpt can come up with less obnoxious bs, who needs study psychology or philosophy, she reached enlightment by learning to [checks google]... dance?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she seems like a kind-hearted person, and the hate she gets is very blatantly dosproportionate and makes you wonder if it’s because she’s black, female, or progressive and open-minded.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

She's a narcissist who fucked her sons best friend in her bed, forced her husband into an open marriage and constantly tries to belittle him.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You don’t know any of that. None of you know shit about the private lives of these people. You are outsiders speculating from the outside and then taking potshots at that speculation. You don’t know her relationship with Will, you don’t know the complexities of their marriage, and this pretending to makes you arrogant.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

My guy she's literally said she did that.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

1) not your guy, 2) no she didn’t. she said something else and you interpolated using whatever data you had available, which was none of any relevance.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Dude you think that people hate her for being black or a woman, and there can't possibly be any other reasons why people consider her a shitty person. Why do you think I care about your argument past the tiny bit of comedy it's providing, seeing you simp for some woman who's 1) never heard of you, and 2) wouldn't give you the time of day even if she had.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't that Will Smith's wife who he has to pretend he's ok with her fucking other guys?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

2 years ago | Likes 429 Dislikes 4

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You win today

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

You use Will?

2 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Why not? She uses Will, everyone else might as well use him too.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh slap I mean oh snap

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

He probably actually thinks this a lot in his life. I can't imagine being in his church and having his life has made him think normally.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Been in a position of power, privilege, wealth and fame non stop since he was what 17? Yeah I wouldn't expect normal thinking from him.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Photo quality was so bad 30y ago...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

And the funny thing is there are all kinds of apps and filters to reproduce this look in photos lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nah, you could take great quality photos, it just took time and good equipment, not everyone had amazing cameras in their pocket

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I guess you're being sarcastic, that enormous pixely bleed around that unnecessary red circle makes it clear that it's not the photo but the compression that's the issue here.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That being said, you can take a bad photo, and this might be a poor quality scan, but that's not an issue of photo quality or time period (from a certain point onwards) that's just human error. This portrait of Ed Walsh f.e. was taken in 1911 https://imgur.com/iQbV7zH.png

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She said he was her soulmate, but tupac was too smart for that trash

2 years ago | Likes 234 Dislikes 10

What did she do now?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

How is he smart by dodging a bad girlfriend and instead getting killed?

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 102

He faked his death to get away from her

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Smart enough to avoid a bad relationship is a little different then dodging literal bullets

2 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

I got downvoted to hell for suggesting that MAYBE this is a bit crass to suggest that Murder is preferable to a bad relationship? For instance, I wish my mom and dad got a divorce, instead my mom was MURDERED. Does anyone get the difference? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 15

I'm sorry that happened to you, but "dodged a bullet" is a pretty normal euphemism for "avoiding a bad relationship." There's some wry irony at play with using the phrase here since Tupac was shot - he dodged one bullet, but not the other. The joke is not "it's better to be murdered than in a bad relationship." It sounds like you may have taken it that way because you have a bad personal experience, so the way that most people took it escaped you.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

No, the comment is a dumb comment, worded in a bad way, communicating an idea that is largely incoherent and prejudicial. You’re absolutely right about the folly of the comment, the joke IS “I’d rather be dead than in a bad relationship,” and it’s a shitty joke for dipshits.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Choke on my dick

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How was he supposed to dodge bullets you clown?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You gotta lean backwards in slow motion

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Are we all supposed to hate her for some reason? Did I miss something?

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 16

She's a flawed human being but there's also a massive whiff of misogyny and racism about the viral hate towards her.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 14

You're not "supposed" to do anything. Celebrity using family drama for public attention and you can do whatever you want with it: ignore it, decry culture, mock it, etc. The world is your oyster.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Why are we supposed to like her? All she’s done is use her husband’s career for her own platform

2 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 6

I dunno about hate. I just thought people were making fun of all the kooky stuff she keeps saying.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 7

She was clearly an abusive partner.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

she's not a nice person

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Really not sure. Two grown people had a marriage that didn't work out, and I guess she's a monster now

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 25

She emasculated him and had an affair with their sons 19yo friend. Then put it all out there for the world. That sucks.

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 5

Emasculated? Also, she didn't put it out there, the dude did. Also, apparently they were separated for a long assed time so it wasn't an affair. Also also, they are grown strangers so why tf does anyone care or judge them for it

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 14

I was wondering why everyone seems to hate her now too. Didn’t they both admit to infidelity?

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 10

They did an interview in the early 00s talking about how they had an open marriage. They have never hid this. I genuinely don't understand how this is such a fucking surprise to everyone.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Because the more time goes on, the more it’s clear that the “open marriage” was just her cheating. Including with one of her child’s friends.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Bro. She wasn’t the only one. That’s literally the definition of an open marriage, they love each other had kids together but fuck other people on the side, which Will has also been doing. What kinda patriarchal, puritanical bullshit expects a woman to remain chaste while the man plays around?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Y’all are like crossfitters. You can’t just enjoy your hobby or whatever, you’ve gotta pretend like the people who don’t want to be cheated on are freaks.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Bro. It’s not an “open marriage” when one partner is obviously cheating.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

At least she still had hair then.

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 26

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2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

KEEP WILL SMITH'S HUSBAND'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cheap shot but funny

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 8

Well it an expensive joke once and was valued at a hundred dollar joke, but inflation made it worth a dollar instead.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 12

not even remotely

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

Yeah. That joke used aaa batteries like a remote though.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Did you?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Have a valentines date at 5 years old? No I did not.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 4

that moment when you realize no one will remember jada smiths maiden name and only as the cheating smith.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Jada pinkett Jada pinkett Jada pinkett

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, I don’t pay attention to celeb bullshit, but the few times I’ve heard her name in conversation shes always been referred to as “Jada Pickett-Smith”. I don’t think anyone’s forgetting her maiden name *or* the fact that her husband found out about her boyfriend.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dodged a bullet jada smith to most. Didn’t dodge a bullet jada smith to one.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone who saw Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight will remember Pinkett!! Also Billy Zane is relevant!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Teenage me was so into her after seeing that movie.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you're welcome

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Billy Zane is great

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This scene always made me laugh

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0