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Between the very relevant jokes in class and today's reference to @eggyweggs picture of Shanghai fog in the asthma lecture today, I think I finally figured him out....
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Dragonogh
Okay, sure, but I'm to date on Imgur, and I have NO CLUE to what joke you are referring.
ISaidSarcastically
That's a giant hydro flask. Bet they pee frequently
Senorbrookie
What goes on in an asthma lecture? Any new breakthroughs from an asthma sufferer
HanShotFirst11
I LOVE my hydro flask (on the desk). Single greatest invention for water toting ever. Keeps water the same temp it went in for 8 hours.
HanShotFirst11
Edit: 8 cold, 6(+/-) hot.
tangledreece
I have a type, and your professor is 100% that type.
HelloIamPhilip
I'd sleep with your professor.
YourAverageAssassin
Same.
RaynWisp
Well, I wouldn't sleep with him - but I'd fuck his brains out.
mgiac
Relax lol
SuperPan
You don't understand, pharmacy students at this time of the year are super brain fried. Anything this stupidly entertaining is a highlight
FavoriteAllTheCuteThings
Dooooooooot
thisismenotlurking
It's Jared from Silicon Valley!
Lowzenza
Someone has a crush on their professor...oOOooOO
IamIsPotato
Get back to class
Illyric
Plot twist @superpan - our professor
SuperPan
Come on @Illyric, I know you know the truth :P
Deadpoolio7
Your professor looks like he fucks, am I right?
JaredFucks
For sure
thundagunned
This guy fucks
comnakr
https://media2.giphy.com/media/LTa0Uz7Csr768/giphy.gif
Deadpoolio7
ProfessorDumbass
Fuck, found me
tusig1243
He look like jarrod from Silicon Valley, plus glasses
aznfolife924
Either he'll give you an A for getting this to the front page, or an F for letting this die in usersub.
CatBlaster5000
If it were to die in usersub, how would he know about it?
SuperPan
???? haaaaaaalp Imgur!
ahammsamich
You must be the teacher
SuperPan
Nope, just a nerd
anglergal
He meant anzolife
SuperPan
Welp, hoping for the first. He's a pretty cool professor anyways
nihilzero
Is your username an allusion to a sketch from Mr Show w/ Bob and David?
nihilzero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQAFv1sI6TU
SuperPan
Update: he didn't teach the class today, so no idea if he saw it :'( sorry for such a lame turnout, almost as bad as not opening a safe
FavoriteAllTheCuteThings
Don't stop now! You must complete your mission!
Fireork
RE-UPDATE, RE-UPDATE
ii414
Hydroflask is bombski. Mine rolled down the side of a mountain in Switzerland and I still use it today
malbec
Yer a shitposter, 'Arry
ModernCookie
Also looks a little bit like Louis theroux
Skizmo
a little ?
Batarcher
ONE OF US
DerpyDuck1
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Rd13956
One of us one of us!
KnightsOfKilroy
+1 for the Hydroflask!
skolyr
Are they rare everywhere else? At least 4 people in all of my classes have them.
AManNeedsAnotherName
overpriced:/
sarenasaurus
I was going to say that. I'm obsessed with mine.
KnightsOfKilroy
It's the best investment I've ever made! I never leave the house without mine.
sarenasaurus
I worked for a company that sold them. Got a cool pro-deal for a year. 70% off everything. Only bought one thing b/c I forgot about it. :(
Ifyourenotfirstyourelast
Seriously. How does it make the cold water colder?!?! More like "MagicFlask"
StumpSquad
Just upvoting to see if it's going to get you in trouble or not !?!?!
BlLLFUCKINGMURRAY
Ok ?!?!?
SuperPan
Tbh I'm hoping he notices this before our quiz tomorrow...hoping for a positive response hahaha...haha...ha...haaaaaa... :|
StumpSquad
I hope so for you. I would have gotten so much shit for doing this
HappyJello
That post was 3 years old...
Nodyarb
Link to old post?
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Nodyarb
SuperPan
Just took it today, so...?
LickEmDickEm
Think he's talking about the China fog post, bud lol
SuperPan
Lol, whoops. My brain is currently too much in my notes to pay attention
Summersky
Ask your prof if he's single and ready to mingle. Yeah. From your imgur friend.
SuperPan
He's engaged...sorry pal
Summersky
Sigh. Well, that's ok. I can eat pizza on my own.
Kooryn
professors hot as fuck
raidleadergutts
As a guy, what exactly makes him hot as fuck? Genuinely asking. Like he obviously isn't ugly, but what makes him go the extra mile?
Kooryn
i have a thing for tall skinny guys, im like average height big girl so we would just fit well together :P also glasses
raidleadergutts
Oh cool, thanks for answering.
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
Truth
JackTheHook
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/omy.gif
KumAtMeBro
I know right? I also love it when men dress like that.
Rhinosopotamus
You just think harry potter is hot
HulkFlashedSuperman
@FakeBackStories
FakeBackStories
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HulkFlashedSuperman
Can I call on you anytime?
FakeBackStories
Feel free to tag me in, if I'm available, I'll do magic
WouldYouNot
Isn't it illegal to public your profesors face without his consent?
WouldYouNot
yours profesor..
WouldYouNot
your profesor? Fuck
e6ola
Professor? :>
WouldYouNot
Jesus, another thing... shame on me.
FakeBackStories
Gary, 35, drives a prius. Has a grapefruit everyday for breakfast, plays the cello. 3 years sober after a dark spiral into vicodin addiction
KittenAddiction
*clean
Engelous
User name checks out. +1
Jaestring
You. I like you.
thiswillbeusefuloneday
Is single but has a crush on the cute music teacher who complemented him on his cello that one time and he's been thinking about her since
daxondax
Your are beautiful @fakebackstories. Never change.
majorminers
Mmm mmm. Take a sip of delicious vikky.
JesusAssCrackers
I love grapefruit.
greenhippy
We found you! !
EllenCherryCharles
Hello...Gary.
5po0ky
I love vicodin!
notactuallyadoctor
Looks like a young Gabe from The Office
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
Gabe was so pathetic
CynicalScientist
Yes.
thiswillbeusefuloneday
Oh fuck off weird skeleton man!
ofcoursethebobloblawlawblog
SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN
lilmonkie
Even reading his name makes me cringe.
WhatsTheMatterOtter
Hello, Erin.
EverybodyGets1
NO ONE IS A BIGGER FAN OF SEXUAL TOUCHING THAN ME
anglergal
Hahah
Pickapair
kentleigh
That was my first thought too.
QSpace
Was my 1st thought, spot on
MommysBaby
Longest baby in the hospital
Deadpoolio7
goblue142
Beat me to it. Upvotes!
obarium
fistfullofdildos
Did you know Gabes last name is Lewis? Gabriel Susan Lewis.
beentriliquist
Ciao
ThatsWestPatrick
"Has anyone ever called you 'Gabe-wad?'"
ImRichard
No. Not here yet.
ChicagoAJ
I thought Snowden was wanted in the states...?
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Apparently he's outlived his use in Russia
BKLounge13
Fuckin shit BOOM ROASTED DAT AHH! LMFAO
Boopmysnoot
He looks like Louis Theroux!
BurntRamen
Yeah, we want him to come back to a hero's welcome.
Cwalkdawg
Not all white people look the same! Just varying degrees of the same....
ChicagoAJ
So... They all look the "same?"
Cwalkdawg
ginastringr
BurntRamen
Who is that???
flowseeker
He's like a Snowden/Radcliffe lovechild
Byrhtnoth
Would that be Snowcliffe? Radden?
reux
Harry Plotter
RollinRockabilly
ChicagoAJ
Or that annoying dude that's usually in everything as the annoying dude. Sorry, that's all I got for him lol.
TheGirafe
soooooo...Michael Cera?
ChicagoAJ
Nope
MissDashLisa
Kyle Hart,Vince Vaughn,Marc wahlberg, Nicholas cage, Jonah hill, Seth Rogan,David spade, Rob Schneider, Peter donte, Jon lovitz? Am I close?
Fireork
UP. DATE. UP. DATE. UP. DATE.
KawaiiDaschund
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SuperPan
Update at the top of the post
hemog0blin
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KindaSatisfied
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SuperPan
Will do! :)
SuperPan
Well, tomorrow when we have class again
Methanphetameme
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Aidigita
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Emilynee
Dot
0nceInABlueMoon
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ImASpeechie
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SugarBubbleSocks
Still waiting on that update?
mykill93
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ItzzMonstarr
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sleepingsheep01
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VeryTiredAndCantThinkOfAGoodName
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Aidigita
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Iwillpossiblydoittomorrow
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