Nov 7, 2021 11:37 PM
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RetroBlast
Fish-slapped!
JARNSB
Lew Zealand's origin story.
Isometimestakethingsliterally
copingcabana
That guy is playing koi.
ortayus
He should have found a better perch.
smarterthansnakemittens
A lot touch da fishy.
duffman3335
Guy fell right on his BASS.
dirtmarker
That's going to smell all the way home.
SaltyGeek
Have fun with the safety report!
Speedmetal05
He ded.
tarkus10
Lloyd Bridges would be proud.
raoulduke14
Love me some Sea Hunt...
Hotsauceman
Looks like my sphincter after fish tacos night.
ThaxtonSpringfieldTheThird
GrumpyOldMan55
The worst part is they're piranhas.
subkava
How it feels to chew 5 gum
soulman901
Nothing like taking a Trout Shower early in the morning, getting fish slapped like that…
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
He’s with the fishes now.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
You are coming with us human - Fishes
botaine
The guy falling in is actually a fish that looks like a guy.
kkwg99
He’s a merman.
freegallegal
What did the fish say to the to them face? SLAP!
kashisms
He went and got fish slapped
SubstituteReality
Who the hell loaded the cooler with piranhas?
FAILEDattempttostartaslowclap
my guess is pakus which look similar but are largely vegitarian
lucindamarie18
He touchy da fishies
VicThrume
I'm guessing they're not stocking Piranha or perhaps this would have gone differently.
TheAncientSea
I’ve never seen fish being born. It’s beautiful
OldEricCool
Crazy how nature do dat
SenfinaZeit
"My water just broke."
physicsisabitch
The other guy didn’t even flinch! ?
hashtagstressed
Because it’s fake.
entangelment
Nor the camera man
Siptro
Happens more than you think. Restocked a few ponds in my day, there’s a lot of force when you open that
Salmivalli
”Typical Dave, he’ll be fine”
FeChefImgur
If he dies, he dies *shrug*.
G081
Guy on the right…he was a good man, gonna miss him
greyghost714
Worker watching his boss get got with hidden glee
AlmightyThor117
Plot twist: the fish are Piranha and the guy was already a skeleton as soon as he hit the water
kamosey
Nothing we could have done.
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
"But you were jus..." "NOTHING WE COULD HAVE DONE!
bemurray814
Didn't even blink at a fallen ally.
Shoot117
Clearly not his first time seeing the new guy eat it.
AllAnusMorissette
putcleverusernamehere
Or... "cumon Roger we have work to do here, quit fucking around"
Rogahar
He belongs to the lake, now.
Starbolt81
Sometimes I can still hear his voice
CapnPawsome
Hey, I don't fish. Have nothing against it... but doesn't knowing that the place you're fishing in is stocked make it feel less rewarding?
Salzab
lotsofpun
You know there's no fish in this lake, right?
To me, that would be like playing on easy in a video game and not doing it the hard way.
ChristopherHallett
I play on easy because in the vast majority of modern games, harder difficulties just give enemies more hit points. Gimme da story.
aloysiuscentauri
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_stocking
Stocked lakes help prevent over fishing, and considering they only get stocked at X-intervals a stocked lake may do worse than a non-stocked
lake depending on how long its been since the last stocking. Also stocked lakes tend to be in high traffic areas because they get depleted
by the volume of people fishing there.
DidYouKnowThatCashewsComeFromAFruit
I like the part where the other guy doesn't help at all
What the fuck's he supposed to do?
Anything? The guy doesn't even act concerned
Because it's just some water and some fish. He can just walk back out by himself.
sdudesa
Men when they have a picture of fish on their tinder
CallMeBigBundleOfSticks
I have one but it’s me with a tiny fish. Like literally just made the tinder account like 20minites ago
Pro tip. Girls dont care for fish. Just take a picture with your mom
But my moms a fish
Trouter
I also choose this guys fish mom
I hear she is a great catch
Bluefasa
Gotta get my picture with your mom for my Tinder then
RetroBlast
Fish-slapped!
JARNSB
Lew Zealand's origin story.
Isometimestakethingsliterally
copingcabana
That guy is playing koi.
ortayus
He should have found a better perch.
smarterthansnakemittens
A lot touch da fishy.
duffman3335
Guy fell right on his BASS.
dirtmarker
That's going to smell all the way home.
SaltyGeek
Have fun with the safety report!
Speedmetal05
He ded.
tarkus10
Lloyd Bridges would be proud.
raoulduke14
Love me some Sea Hunt...
Hotsauceman
Looks like my sphincter after fish tacos night.
ThaxtonSpringfieldTheThird
GrumpyOldMan55
The worst part is they're piranhas.
subkava
How it feels to chew 5 gum
soulman901
Nothing like taking a Trout Shower early in the morning, getting fish slapped like that…
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
He’s with the fishes now.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
You are coming with us human - Fishes
botaine
The guy falling in is actually a fish that looks like a guy.
kkwg99
He’s a merman.
freegallegal
What did the fish say to the to them face? SLAP!
kashisms
He went and got fish slapped
SubstituteReality
Who the hell loaded the cooler with piranhas?
FAILEDattempttostartaslowclap
my guess is pakus which look similar but are largely vegitarian
lucindamarie18
He touchy da fishies
VicThrume
I'm guessing they're not stocking Piranha or perhaps this would have gone differently.
TheAncientSea
I’ve never seen fish being born. It’s beautiful
OldEricCool
Crazy how nature do dat
SenfinaZeit
"My water just broke."
physicsisabitch
The other guy didn’t even flinch! ?
hashtagstressed
Because it’s fake.
entangelment
Nor the camera man
Siptro
Happens more than you think. Restocked a few ponds in my day, there’s a lot of force when you open that
Salmivalli
”Typical Dave, he’ll be fine”
FeChefImgur
If he dies, he dies *shrug*.
G081
Guy on the right…he was a good man, gonna miss him
greyghost714
Worker watching his boss get got with hidden glee
AlmightyThor117
Plot twist: the fish are Piranha and the guy was already a skeleton as soon as he hit the water
kamosey
Nothing we could have done.
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
"But you were jus..." "NOTHING WE COULD HAVE DONE!
bemurray814
Didn't even blink at a fallen ally.
Shoot117
Clearly not his first time seeing the new guy eat it.
AllAnusMorissette
putcleverusernamehere
Or... "cumon Roger we have work to do here, quit fucking around"
Rogahar
He belongs to the lake, now.
Starbolt81
Sometimes I can still hear his voice
CapnPawsome
Hey, I don't fish. Have nothing against it... but doesn't knowing that the place you're fishing in is stocked make it feel less rewarding?
Salzab
lotsofpun
You know there's no fish in this lake, right?
CapnPawsome
To me, that would be like playing on easy in a video game and not doing it the hard way.
ChristopherHallett
I play on easy because in the vast majority of modern games, harder difficulties just give enemies more hit points. Gimme da story.
aloysiuscentauri
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_stocking
SenfinaZeit
Stocked lakes help prevent over fishing, and considering they only get stocked at X-intervals a stocked lake may do worse than a non-stocked
SenfinaZeit
lake depending on how long its been since the last stocking. Also stocked lakes tend to be in high traffic areas because they get depleted
SenfinaZeit
by the volume of people fishing there.
DidYouKnowThatCashewsComeFromAFruit
I like the part where the other guy doesn't help at all
ChristopherHallett
What the fuck's he supposed to do?
DidYouKnowThatCashewsComeFromAFruit
Anything? The guy doesn't even act concerned
ChristopherHallett
Because it's just some water and some fish. He can just walk back out by himself.
sdudesa
Men when they have a picture of fish on their tinder
CallMeBigBundleOfSticks
I have one but it’s me with a tiny fish. Like literally just made the tinder account like 20minites ago
sdudesa
Pro tip. Girls dont care for fish. Just take a picture with your mom
CallMeBigBundleOfSticks
But my moms a fish
Trouter
I also choose this guys fish mom
Trouter
I hear she is a great catch
Bluefasa
Gotta get my picture with your mom for my Tinder then