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Sep 28, 2017 11:14 AM
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TheStealthHippopotamus
They're all awesome. Except for the meat business card. That's just disgusting
4sambucas
Now in lower resolution
MyBigMouth
Traja01
These looks expensive af.
breothskin
Oh my god... it even has a watermark...
revbigcountry
Whut?
VitaminJay
wjapple
...patrick, you're sweating.
Kapalama12
PapaUbu
trikucian
You want a business card to be easily readable and fit in a wallet, so only a few of these work well. My favorite is the wine glass one.
UWascalWabbit
As I got to #3 I thought "Cheese Grater is a job you need a business card for?". I am not a smart man.
boogertown
Cheese grater seems dangerous
Retsam19
A lot of these are tearable.
Terx
You did it!
Magicflutefreddie
Honestly thou...a circumcisor?
pleaseuseotherdoor
Also another way of saying perforated.
QueenAntifa
Here's a piece of meat. Call me
Johnsky
You can't beat my meat.
theboxman111
If my business card was editable how would people remember my information??
GrizzlyWicks
wait till they poop
Loutrezilla
They said editable, not edible.
shiftingillusion
That personal trainer will get rid of your gut AND your nipples, apparently
mookiedoi360
........Norris Mantooth.
ForeverDonutsWillNeverExist
Idk, that divorce lawyer card didn't seem so bad to me.
Escheron
"here, half for you, half for your future ex. i'll represent you both equally"
GamiCross
So this is where Crackerjack's good prizes went...
DefinitelyNotHavingAMeltdown
Can you say expensive as fuck? Most of these are not practical, awesome, but not practical.
kamakaziK
What’s the classic rock song on the comb? Anyone know?
Qualtagh
The stretchy one would be super difficult to get info off of; you can't read it and type the number/address at the same time.
DonnaNobleHasLeftTheLibrary
I was thinking the same thing. Honestly, a lot of these seem extremely impractical and unprofessional to me.
buttsforchange
As someone in the business most of these would cost you a small fortune. Neat though!
5FingeredFistagon
Oh, tearable!
polypee
Some of those cars were absolutely tearable
NewPhoneWhoThis
Wish there was a business card for better pixels.
burgerfar
I was not aware "circumciser" was a full time job
CallingYouOnYourShit
Careers Officer: What are your likes and dislikes? Knives and children? OK...
GoochoLibre
The work is long and hard but if you work at it, the tips really pile up.
UncleBuckFutter
Yeah but they only work for tips
iluvbunbuns
Why am I the first to upvote and comment on this! LMAO!
Retsam19
Yeah; you have to shop for circumcisers carefully; I spent too much on one, it was a rip-off.
DonteHaversham
SuckAnElf
Mohel maybe?
neuangel
4K graphic included
Ivain
to those wondering why some people go to such effort, on events etc you get dozens of business cards. The ones that stand out get remembered
ActuallyMyRealName
AGoodDayToBeAustralian
Lawyer can’t act for both parties so I call bullshit.
mthornton91
Doesn't know which party's business he's going to get though. Doubles his chances.
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Traja01
Yup. Acting more as a facilitator than a representative or an advocate.
werecountingsheep
Bid war
CaroleBaskingShark
Yes they can. So long as nothing is disputed.
boogertown
He'll only do business with one of them duh
EndertheXenophile
It's almost like these were a design project and not people's actual business cards.
Tornadotaco
If both parties are agreeable and there is no real argument I believe they can. Like hey we poor and childless, where do we sign
GermanGuyWhoWouldLoveToHaveAShorterUsername
then they probably wont need a lawyer at all
foxhoundunit89
If you're poor why the fuck would you bother with a lawyer?
Tornadotaco
Depends on the state, might be cheaper than figuring it out on your own
CountessVonFingerbang
...don't you technically need one to file for divorce?
annibe11e
No, at least not where I live.
doakes12348
Cigarette filter
SluntBiggums
It's a left handed cigarette.
EndersdoyouthinkthisisafuckingGame
Nobody downvote, nobody upvote! Leave it right where it is.
OperationBusterJangle
There are plenty of dispensaries in Colorado that give these out. Blew my mind the first time I saw them.
MrsTitsMcGee
Those were clever
SeekerOfTheRing
I loved those
EvilRado
Didn't say it was a tobacco cigarette
DontTemptMeWithAGoodTime
Came here to see this comment... +1
SaintsHonour
My buddy used to be one of the managers there! We would "chill" with him and then go browse the sweet used books n records store beside it
Dumdumdurum
funny, whenever we talk about it the 'code-word' we use is books, so I thought you were double-dipping
F1lipk
Goes well with that "cheese grater"
Isthataspooniseebeforeme
haha, didn't think of that but yeah.
UWantSumFuk
Is grinding with a cheese grater a thing?
PokemonGoingGoingGone
Sometimes is easier to grate dope. But definitely not grass.
SkyePyro
They're typically called a shredder card, and the "teeth" are shaped different. Similar but that's definitely an actual cheese grater.
F1lipk
Look up "V Syndicate"