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somethingprofound
I dont believe you
BoominGranny
Ha ha joke's on you, I would pay for this.
downvotedicky
dat tag tho
PhobicNest
Now do one with O.J.!
charliethequeenoftheuniverse
It's late for me and I'm half awake. Accidentally clicked the ad & the pop up came up. I had a panic attack. "I don't want Bill!!!" I'm dumb
Duncanelgie
Heh heh fuckboi
casperdaghost
Special Surprise Gift: Blue Dress w/ stains.
MommaChubs
#STOPBILL2014
ChefHannibal
that tag
NJsandman
Not for nothing, I'd never text a girl saying shit like "come on send me a pic"
bigjohnsta
Am I the only one that noticed this person is using the "Subject" option in iOS?
Punnilinguist
"But you can't push Willy round, Willy won't go"
jsktrogdor
Oh wow, look... another fake text message conversation... neat.
notirrelevant
I just tagged it "fake text message;" hopefully it'll become a thing.
daruler
cat facts is way better
billymaditsdone
MRW U give your number to a stranger or someone who "seems like a nice guy" then complain about it like suprised http://imgur.com/qfw0gsy
AceVanquish
Bill pls
MeddleGheeeer
NOTHING CAN STOP BILL
Sacurason
Funny how people think that money can just be taken without a password. From your messaging app.
MiceElf
Like cat facts, but different.
REOSpeedWeed
Codgratulations! The keyword FUCK has been used. A blown sexdoll will be sent to your house
Zumazumes
Who names their child Fuckboi?
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byzzak
Fuckman, probably
bluefacepaint
People who have chosen the wrong side in the Skeleton War.
Fiss
Really trashy English?
smeefy
labels it fuckboi and then goes ahead with trolling... the friends one has changed
FreeFallAesthetic
fuckboy is used for boys that ask for nudes, not a fuckbuddy
smeefy
its actually used for many things there is no set definition
DragonOnSteroids
monica pls
NormalNorman
Fuckboi hahaha
Keyblader
Don't use that word, especially if you are a man, it was a word created by fembots to attempt to insult men. You sound like a dumbass bro.
MasterFlippyFloppy
I hope I never end up in someone's phone as "fuckboi".
DaveExclamationMark
I hope I do ;3
dNihil
'freefood'
1drumshark
Sounds perfect to me
FreeFallAesthetic
It's used for pieces of shits who ask for nudes, not as a fuckbuddy
StarWarsandFood
fuckboi?
FreeFallAesthetic
piece of shit that asks for nudes
StarWarsandFood
lol i like your "about yourself"
FreeFallAesthetic
thank you. :)
laurencrookie
I fucking hate people that start conversations like that and ask for pictures. IF YOU'RE THAT DESPERATE JUST WATCH PORN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
superanth
Start?? Lmao I thought it was her bf.
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VanSticks
*boys/manchildren
PitbullsPublicist
but it's after 5, what are we ? peasants ?
FrostFox22
But they wanna see YOU naked
Artoriass
yeah! At least ask how they are doing first! On an unrelated note, how are you doing?
fieldcannotbeleftblank
I don't approve of people that do that. However I understand that the spank bank must be kept full.
Peanut93
Can I have a picture??
Masterofdisgust
My reaction to Omegle in a nutshell
Colnelius
The person's contact name is "Fuckboi", what did she expect?
thatdamndonut
Made the mistake of giving someone my number in a bar a few weeks ago, and since then there's been a text every other day that goes like 1/2
thatdamndonut
"hi, how was your day, how about telling me or sending a pic?" K, now I hate you and I'm never responding again 2/2
GreaterDog
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.netqin.mm&hl=en
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billymaditsdone
easy. don't give him/her your number....anything else but your number....
billymaditsdone
Yest...don't give your adress. Neither your number. Actually, don't give your information at all unless you don't mind..
bluefacepaint
No, no, see? It's better to fap to pictures of someone who you actually have a chance of putting your willy in, and you miss 100% of the (1)
bluefacepaint
(2) shots you don't take (- Michael Scott), so ask every single female you know for nudes and maybe one of them will give them to you.
magicmaniac
http://imgur.com/pA8TmFh
bluefacepaint
FTR: I'm not even a guy, so these downvotes are... interesting.
DerpyDavid
Since you put it put it like that.. nudes? :D
iacceptboobs
I need nudes as proof.
pgdave
What if it's a female you don't know, but is on a image site you frequent and there probably isn't a snowballs chance in hell?
bluefacepaint
What do I look like? A person who knows things? Get the fuck out of here. Gawd.
pgdave
I dunno, I read through some of your comments and it looks like you may indeed know things .
Newsdee
why is it that guys always feel the need to mention they're horny? talk about a tautology
Namotatop
wtf are you even talking about
mechanimated
The joke is tautology is a statement that explains itself e.g "Rule number one is rule number one", implying that being male and being (1)
mechanimated
horny are one and the same. A fancy way of saying "When DON'T I have a boner, ayyyy".
Namotatop
K thx i nearly didn't get offended by that.That would've been so awkward for me.
mechanimated
No worries I got all your offended bases covered. You can even get offended with me for patronizingly explaining tautology.
Namotatop
Thanks doc!