moxieCakeBaron
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Can't tell if shopped, but (mcconaughey voice), would be real cool if it wasn't.
John Goodman in his Tool shirt
Bill Murray has something to teach us
Danny Trejo bartending?
Marilyn Monroe getting pumped
John Belushi being John Belushi
Steve Jobs giving the bird to IBM
Alice Cooper has many talents which evidently includes playing pingpong with Santa
Morgan Freeman I never would have guessed
Brian Cranston front center with his chemistry club I guess you act what you know
Andre the Giant at a fashion show
Albert Einstein enjoying life
Gillian Anderson with banana for scale
Sid Vicious on his way to a David Bowie concert
Martha stewart was a model I had no idea
Bill Clinton and his beloved sax
Matt Damon I have no idea what is going on here
Michale Jordan having fun in college
Tony Hawk with his skate board
Puppy tax
ColoniaCroisant
Pretty sure the Marilyn Monroe photo isn't candid, it's from a photo shoot
MAXRR
Witty comments with a lot of these photos. Chuckled, you're good at connecting, yes you are.
moxieCakeBaron
Thank you
kamosey
huntsnhava40
I'm gonna start saying "Albert Einstein's fuzzy slippers!" As an exclamation of suprise now.
Myowngrampa
LoopStricken
By Vectron's kindly claw!
shawnemack
#1 photoshopped
grandopening
My Mom has a date w/ Andre the Giant. She always pointed out how well-read and intelligent he was. And he was a perfectly gentlemanly date.
larrythelobster626
Morgan Hendrix more like it
captncode
I'm guessing that Matt Damon one is a school play where he's a tooth that gets lost and the other teeth go to find him and most of them die.
cracklinoatbran
Young Robert Trujillo of Metallica on an episode of CHiPs, 1982.
opibucket
Thisisnotporn
EnlightenmentSatori
This is Patrick.
HollowmanZU
Gillian Andersen is larger than I thought...
JackOfAllTirades
Im more curious how the banana is staying where it currently is...
derzilly
Stem is pressing up against inside of nose, gravity is pressing down on banana, force is equal so no falling.
SisyphusLivinLife
or she had a real fun time in the 80s
trueunpopularopinions
Ditto, would expect that level of nose muscles from Lindsey Lohan but not Gillian Anderson
23jcp23
You haven't seen her in the futures show stars art have you? omg. DID HE fsck the WHOLE of CaliFORNIWentOnVacation? idk. imdb.com this n see
artistandascholar2000
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
A little Electric Company for the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/K00rz73s_zU
AndanteXVII
Okay, am I crazy or is John Goodman just a really good looking guy? I think he just has a really friendly/sweet look, it's appealing.
crackblind
How about Alice Cooper hanging out with Groucho Marx? They were good friends.
wozat
Groucho was also friends with Cass Elliot for some reason. He seemed to attract celebrities of all kinds.
auralvio1ence
Just throwing it out there that the Goodman picture is shopped. It's actually an LSU shirt.
Eldopaquinone
I was wondering about that. He seems like more of a Dream Theater type of guy vs. Tool anyways.
zenabel
Why not both?!
Eldopaquinone
This is true. Although tbh I've not enjoyed the most recent releases from either of them..
moxieCakeBaron
Turns out you are correct that was my mistake. I'm return I gift you this image enjoy /a/GzEAtxd
Deadpo0l
I always found those shirts funny that they put the size on the front
auralvio1ence
Its what I've always wanted
semioticmadness
Ah damn I wanted that to be true so bad
Hildyannajones
Me too...
Ereptor
Holy shit Gillian Anderson is huge.
23jcp23
*Gillian Not Sry at Scale? idk Large Gillian vs. Large Banana ? ? Tune in to find out on ... ??? Files ??? Something... Duh nuh nuh nahhhhh.
TemetNosce000
Martha can get it
Larktonguesinadicecup
Bad idea. Not a nice lady.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Still a bad idea. Twelve people are wrong.
TemetNosce000
I heard she went to big boy prison cause she’s not a snitch. Bonus points
theimgurappsucksballs
Wait, Danny Trejo was young?
PatrickDiomedes
Danny Trejo without facial hair is breaking my brain
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
He was even younger at some point.
DarkwingDuc
Danny Niño
AsTheHeavensShudderBabyIBelongToYou
If I remember correctly, Matt damon it's playing Humpty Dumpty
AsTheHeavensShudderBabyIBelongToYou
*is
jesusfaqjustacceptthisalready
Alice Cooper once autographed my boob. That is all.
moxieCakeBaron
That is awesome
weidermeijer
It would be hotter if you were a woman.
jesusfaqjustacceptthisalready
I mean, I am so....
bearatrooper
Steve Jobs was a piece of shit.
meltedfaceguy
A mad genius of sorts. But yeah total fuckin whacko
Babycl0wn
Is she single?
fastjeff
I know the first name is Alice, but that's a married dude.
MizWeirdo
I have a few contributions! Chevy Chase with a Belushi photobomb:
MizWeirdo
Harrison Ford on the far right... (Goddamn, he was gorgeous)
tiptoeingthru
MizWeirdo
...and the master, Mr. Robin Williams. I miss him.
Meletique
The matt damon one kind of looks like a tooth?
moxieCakeBaron
That's what I thought but I really don't know; think I saw a story about the pic years ago but can't remember what it was now
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Could be Tweedle Dum/Tweedle Dee from "Alice In Wonderland"
Moretolife
It in here https://youtu.be/stRtOHjh6lY
Carlinours
He talked about it on the Graham Norton show : https://youtu.be/stRtOHjh6lY?t=295
hammster0
He was Humpy Dumpty. He's dressed as an egg.
JoordVonBastaveldt
How the fuck does Danny Trejo look like Anthony Keidis in that photo?
onecowboytoo
Danny Trejo is so old that he was in Death Wish 4.
Soberyn
I thought the same. It's the big crazy mouth. And the nice hair?
crushingbore
Might be all the coke on the bar.
moxieCakeBaron
Not going to lie I had to look him up, but I can see a slight resemblance
huntsnhava40
Soberyn
The internet is a strange and silly place.
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
I've never seen a you g Danny Trejo. I just assumed he was born tattooed with facial hair.
SisyphusLivinLife
He looks like half the crowd I grew up drinking with. I miss the south bay at times..
oneofthosemeddlingkids
And a face that gives you nightmares.
oneofthosemeddlingkids
Not to diss Trejo, though, but you could say his face must have seen better days, as per the evidence above.
oldselmersaxguy1
Guess who?
GraysInternetQueen
Barry!!
tommytraddles
That is Paul McCartney and a young Barry Bonds
huntsnhava40
Obama!
oldselmersaxguy1
And his mom. She’s a cutie
andydicktracymorganfairchild
The fact the river Phoenix died before getting to make a sid vicious biopic means the universe hates us
LieselSkywalker
Yes, especially the right pic threw me off.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
*that
FatherAlexanderAnderson
That's because we live in the dark timeline
BahamutBBob
*darkest
andydicktracymorganfairchild
That for damn sure
joeyecho101
rodgertheshrubber
They must be related or something
PicardNeverHitMe
No Tony Hawk the pipe cleaner
notsoblonde1
I knew Tony at this age. He was so cute!
my2micmacs
I laughed at the pic bcuz obviously he never outgrew having those stork-skinny legs!
berithwow
I wonder what he's up to these days.
PieMasterOfTheRealm
I bet the poor guy is waiting forever for a food delivery as every time he rings the person on the other end thinks it's a joke
derzilly
This
TitoAndy
I love that John Goodman is into tool
buttdestroyer
I mean, who isn't? Tool fucking rocks. Unless they are having an over decade long hiatus.
auralvio1ence
It's a fake picture. It's an LSU shirt.
ultralunar
Yeah I've seen a variation where it's a Black Flag tee, the interwebs lies to us again sorry.
auralvio1ence
Yeah the black flag one was where I caught wind of it originally. Would be cool tho
citythatday
I have an enamel pin of him in that photo wearing a Black Flag shirt
MattDude
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/John_Goodman_%28211179534%29.jpg he isn't. Here's an alternate pic of his shirt.
Lurkinjustlookinohlookarmrolls
Is he holding a box from Tiffany's ??
Gonnaderpya
It's photoshopped. It was originally a black flag shirt :( sorry
maxximusprimus
Apparently the Black Flag is also photoshopped
Gonnaderpya
Dang really? O_o
DarkwingDuc
Dude.....It's not even a remotely decent photoshop job.
TornaydoTornahdo
Usually it's a Black Flag shirt whenever I see it. Fake either way
FeloniousMonk13
As any discerning gentleman with superior musical taste should be...
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Is that Mike Wieczowski on his shirt?
artistandascholar2000
Or into wearing Tool tshirts
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Or too shitfaced to have any idea what he was wearing, in that general time period
talldrink413
Nevermind the Tiffany box he's holding.
Hashbrown123
He was grabbing breakfast.
Harryteeters
semioticmadness
Hey now I’ll have you know that there’s at least a dozen of us in our late thirties.
takingupspace
John Goodman is quite a bit older than 40.
axiomatik
Hey, just because I am 40 doesn’t mean I have a mustache.
mikeatike
Next album will be dudes around 50. :(
TomBrokaw
"next album" i like your optimism
fruktsalat
Hey! Danny said they have more songs! He also said FI would come out in 2013 though
RonSwansonCat
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Danny Trejo used to bartend at the Titty Twister before he was famous lol
Seminole4ever
Shattered Princess reference?
BigVag
That place bites
blazrfrog0
AmotsEinhorc
my2micmacs
HaHaHa! What is this gif from?
scrimpty
From Dusk Til Dawn. Great Tarantino blood bath
mrwubblez
They were open..... from dusk till dawn
thedarkcanuck
We're just gonna ignore the white powder on the bar right?
huntsnhava40
I want to close a bar with him as the bartender, lingering over a last drink swapping stories. Fuck it makes me happy someone likely has!
my2micmacs
You obviously don't need a lot to make u happy! lol
BanGurHeaD
So much cocaine on the table
Iammoe
Pussy Pussy Pussy!
GondwanaCraton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wup1cEdgOWs
PaleBlueHammer
If we don't got it YOU DON'T WANT IT
moxieCakeBaron
I've heard he worked with kids and that's how he got into show business not sure if that's true though
purdhapley
Danny Trejo worked with kids at the titty twister.
frankenmullet22
I thought his first role was as an inmate in blood in blood out, not sure either tho
moxieCakeBaron
Supposedly he was getting a kid from set and trying to get him off drugs and someone saw him looked him to fill in a role
LanceCorporalBadger
He got into show biz by a fluke, he was involved in a 12 step program and the person he was sponsoring called him and he went to bring 1/
LanceCorporalBadger
Coffee. The guy happened to be working on a movie being filmed in a warehouse. The director hired Trejo to teach the actors to fight 2/
LanceCorporalBadger
After the writer mentioned that Trejo was a prison boxing champ. They wound up using Trejo in the film and the rest is history
LanceCorporalBadger
Sauce: https://www.npr.org/2014/08/03/337134637/danny-trejo-from-the-big-house-to-the-big-screen