Pornstar Tweet Dump 1.0 - Pornecdotes

Nov 17, 2016 2:42 PM

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Rated M for Mature

FP Edit: If you tube your porn, please find a way to pay them back some other how. This is hard work in a cutthroat industry.

Seeing as ya'll like this, Ive got more lined up for some other time.

FP Edit 2: A few people have been asking what "No on 60" means on their pictures. There was a ballot in California around the 8th Nov that would have, among other things, made condom use in porn enforceable by OSHA. To my knowledge, almost the entire industry was against it. Thankfully, It didn't pass (narrowly 46 to 54).

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh the irony of the two preps for Anal

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Down in the trenches".

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Snorted two loads of cum? I have not seen that scene.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

but..I tube my porn BECAUSE I don't want to pay them

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seems Lexi Belle takes daddy issues to the extreme.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hard work in a deepthroat industry

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please for the love of good and great post more of these. These are fucking awesome. Excellent job op

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I love how practical they are about their profession. Who doesn't show up for anal day tho? What a dick

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#11 There's one that does in http://www.leftoversoup.com/ due to it being "ethically sourced from willing donors".

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 I've been part of that show.. I was on stage and ate the last piece of the banana as she wrapped her legs around my head.. fun night

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

In Mexico they don't even use a banana she just grabs you and rides.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now THIS is a porn star post i can get behind! Wait that came out wrong... or did it?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't classy be spelled classi with a dick from the C to the L?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 makes me a little guilty because anal is pretty much a requisite for my porn watching needs. Thanks for your sacrifice porn ladies!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But seriously there are so many incest related videos on pornsites now. Not cool

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 5

Speak for yourself

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

The Lannisters send their regards.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Number 1....is hilarious...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These are gold! Well, more like pyrite but I'll take it.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 3

And in some cases, ass pyrite, amirite?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait, AND numbered? Be still my heart!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aaliyah Love watches South Park. Nice

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 4

Noice

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Member? Oh yea, I member

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

member this song? I member

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Asa Akira is a treasure.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I got a stiffy reading these lol

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 15

Well then according to Nicole, someone's on the verge of losing money

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After reading comments like this I feel I don't need cringe dumps anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I'm glad you said it first

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

*whistles innocently*

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My favorite was Ryan Diller's that fuck was mcdonalds. Listen to Pete Holmes for reference.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

"Mmm not feelin it!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'm lovin it!" Sorry, had to.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THAT'S IT! That's the WORST thing you can say! see how you feel right now? Violated!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Dude ..you just wrote Diller..that means penis in danish :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 actually sounds incredibly hot

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guys dont show up?! Hell, i would be 45 minutes early and do her for just a chance at the kraft table

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

stop putting pornstars on peddlestools.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Peddlestools?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is it a wordplay on stools? I don't get this joke.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Pedestals

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's pedestals. watch the yt vid.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ryan Driller..more like Ryan Diller :D :D..:)...:I...:( Diller means Penis in danish..i'm funny dammit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the verb "drill" is an old but frequent euphemism for penetrating something with a penis anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

..mine was better :( but that is still interesting

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not making the joke; I'm assuming he did when he made that name up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably, probably not..we will never know, only spejaculate

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But seriously... Why is everyone related recently?

9 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

The category is very popular (empirically) in Red states in the U.S.... Draw your own conclusions.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Thank God I am not the only one. Freaking weird.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought I was the only one who noticed that. I thought it was a rare fetish and suddenly it's like every other scene.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

realtalk, I'm tired of having to scroll through pages of sibling-in-law/step sibling to get it going.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Because it's the current taboo.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Incest is the best puts the family to the test ╮(╯▽╰)╭

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless I'm seeing a different influx of videos, they mostly emphasize the STEP part. I can't wait til the debauchery is in full.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which i think is weird because then its just 2 people that live in the same house fucking. Like, if you want to be weird, actually be weird.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could be wrong but I always thought it was because you can't legally make incest porn and can't simulate it either (like child porn).

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen a lot of the simulated incest porn but its usually smaller budgets or studios and stars.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it produced or sold in the US?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No idea

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does farting with a butt plug in make any noise?! I need answers!

9 years ago | Likes 247 Dislikes 2

I don't think it's possible; a fart requires a release of gas, which can't be done with a buttplug in (unless it's so forceful you eject it)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Only when it launches at Mach speed out of there and kills your cat

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its like playing a trumpet with a muffle.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

WE NEED YOU KYLECORN

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hint: Keyword 'plug'

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Yes it's muffled and it pops out and you get this feeling of wow that felt good then you realize your at family dinner

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Asking for a friend.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You explode.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Gas can escape around it, makes a fffffffff sound

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From personal experience: kinda. Depends on the sbape and size of the plug. I had a small trianer in once and farted. Sounded like a duck.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

it makes a particularly funny sound when you pull it out, like a champagne bottle mixed with a fart

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bring the butt plug kazoo to market...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do they @razor1000 ? ????????????

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't get #26

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, but it does inflate you into a baloon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

asking the real questions.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 0

Came to make sure this was here. +1 thanks for your service soldier.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

We aim to please.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It makes a bullet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually the fart doesn't come out, guess it depends upon the size of the plug though. I've heard that smaller ones make little squeaks tho.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The answer may surprise you!

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

God damn you clickbait

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

the answer is yes, but not from your ass. #StopClickBait

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine it's sort of a "PTHUMP", like a video game grenade launcher.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It does, yeah...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try it and see

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Brb

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm invoking your username. I need this answer.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

cmon dude, 2 hours and still no answer.. wait what?!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I need to know.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Buy one on amazon and eat 5 cans of baked beans.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Good way to gamble and lose.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Like the guy from dennis the menace?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was Christopher Lloyd.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0